Jocks v. Nerds: Detecting Gene-Dopers

kevinvee writes "The World Anti-Doping Agency will soon put into place gene doping tests to detect athletes using gene therapy. Perhaps the most important part to recognize is that Congress delegates have said that gene doping is a 'clear and present danger.' Professor Geoff Goldspink mentions this of gene therapy: 'We can put genes into mice and create Arnold Schwarzenegger mice.' So, be sure to watch next year's elections for furry white mice."

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Here's a doped

[Anonymous Coward]

first post, with modified genetic material.

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Re:Here's a doped

[deadsaijinx*]

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[kraksmoka]

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Re:that is like my graphic designer

[pyrote]

wow, sounds like my mother-in-law.