Jocks v. Nerds: Detecting Gene-Dopers

kevinvee writes "The World Anti-Doping Agency will soon put into place gene doping tests to detect athletes using gene therapy. Perhaps the most important part to recognize is that Congress delegates have said that gene doping is a 'clear and present danger.' Professor Geoff Goldspink mentions this of gene therapy: 'We can put genes into mice and create Arnold Schwarzenegger mice.' So, be sure to watch next year's elections for furry white mice."

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Re:Where can I get some dope genes?

[sinserve]

You fail it; The blind shot at humor that is.

Ahem, I really shouldn't be so proper spoken while trolling.

Bah, pay me no mind. I am not good at the ways of teh troll. May
the young Germanic man, of the caving rear be with you.

Re:that is like my graphic designer

[kraksmoka]

imagine your mother in law with a baby food obsession with the attitude to match. ever meet a raw organic vegan? they are the stupidest people on earth! this guy fancies himself a hippie, and drives 400-500 miles a week, and complains constantly that he's never making enough money while sabotaging any big money projects. i'm introducing him to his new boss and lower salary next week.