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China Sends First Taikonaut To Space

tuxlove writes "Space.com reports that China has just successfully launched its first manned space mission. "Blasting off from a remote space base in the Gobi Desert atop a Long March 2F rocket, a single Chinese astronaut named Yang Liwei is on his way to circle the planet every 90 minutes aboard the Shenzhou 5 spacecraft. As a result, China has become only the third nation on Earth capable of independently launching its citizens into orbit. " Perhaps this will kick the US space program back into gear?" aerojad points to this Reuters report, about which he says "The article is short on details, aside from 'Xinhua said the craft carried astronaut Yang Liwei, 38. The launch on Wednesday, 42 years after the Soviet Union put the first man into space, marked a milestone for China's secretive space programme, which analysts say has its sights set on a manned mission to the moon.' The mission is due to end in 21 hours." zxm adds a link to China Daily's coverage, and puiwah to a story on MSNBC.

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  1. I misread the headline as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "China Sends First Takeout To Space"

    1. Re:I misread the headline as... by jobbleberry · · Score: 2, Funny

      > "China Sends First Takeout To Space" Well actually I think they already sent a Dog ... so that would be pretty close.

    2. Re:I misread the headline as... by shut_up_man · · Score: 4, Funny

      That thought got me thinking...

      "Japan Sends Giant Robot Piloted by Cute Schoolgirl Into Space"

      "New Zealand Sends Sheep Into Space"

      "USA Sends Iraq Into Space"

      "French Send Jerry Lewis Into Space, Then Return Him Safely"

      "Germans Launch Brewery Into Space, Aliens Impressed"

      "Australians Would Send Man Into Space, But Instead Got Drunk and Went Fishing"

      "England Sends Own Cricket Team Into the Sun"

      etc...

  2. Yeah, right. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone know how to say, "Capricorn One", in Chinese?

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    1. Re:Yeah, right. by Chagatai · · Score: 2, Funny
      According to BabelFish, the phrase would be "ZR--re". However, when I translate it back the phrase becomes "The goat sits one". Guess we know where the Chinese now stand.

      Then again, translating the phrase "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" into Chinese and back yields, "One half step manner, one giant leap is the humanity." Just remember that.

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      --Chag
  3. Congratulations china! by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Funny
    this is great news. if nothing else than the fact that the inidans reacted like this:

    Another view, expressed before the launch, comes from The Times of India, which in an editorial Monday called the Shenzhou 5 launch a "joke." "It would be better to call it China's Late Creep Forward, given that Beijing is attempting to showcase a four-decade-old technology. If this is China's idea of arriving, then it's come at a time when the other two spacefaring nations have left it light years behind," the publication said.

    Can you say green :-p anything that pisses off the indians is good in my book!
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  4. Re:Congratulations! by strateego · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but real Congratulations are in order if their rockets, and command center software run linux.
    [runs and ducks]

  5. This is such a waste of money by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 3, Funny

    A rocket? Capsule? Training? What a waste of money.

    Think about it. According to the CIA Factbook China has about 1,286,975,468 people. Figure the average person is 5' tall and you've got 1,218,726 miles worth of people. The moon at apogee is about 251,655 miles away, so they've got enough people to build a ladder to the moon with a nice stable base, even figuring in the inevitable attrition. Hell, take a look at the prototype. Just start passing up building supplies and poof! Instant colony!

  6. Re:GO CHINA! by Pionar · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome our Taikonaut overlords.

  7. Re:GO CHINA! by Elladan · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of the country's problems is lack of exploration.

    How does not spending money on exploration help this?

  8. Capture the flag! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is great to see. Hopefully China will land on the moon soon, replace the US flags, and annoy the NASA enough to start the world's biggest game of capture the flag!

  9. Maybe so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But none of them beat

    "Russians send Lance Bass into space..

    ..capsule burns up on re-entry."