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Where's Sanford Wallace Now?
capt.Hij writes "There is a story at Fosters about Sanford Wallace who is described as once being the 'King of Spam.' The story describes how he made lots of money in the early days of the internet but got tired of fighting the spam fighters. He is now the owner of a night club in New Hampshire. Here is how he describes his life now: 'Back in the day, I used to make lots of money surrounded by computers. Now, I make lots of money surrounded by beautiful women.'" If "Sanford Wallace" doesn't ring a bell, you need to read some old stories.
Poor guy! Went from lots of money and computers to actually having to leave the house!? Shame
He went from from silicon to silicone :)
Which statute of limitations? The one for the legal system, or the one for vigilante justice?
"They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
Who gives a shit?
Sure, he made a lot of money on spam. And now he's surrounded by drop-dead gorgeous women.
I also understand that he's incredibly handsome, hung like a horse, rescues puppies, and can cure leprosy with a mere laying-on of hands. He's on the Pope's short-list, can beat Kasparov in any chess match, and walks on water. Further, he is the inventor of a working perpetual motion machine, has single-handedly saved a small third-world nation from disaster, and loves his mother.
He is not, of course, a habitual liar.
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"Now, I make lots of money surrounded by beautiful women...
who find me repulsive.
And guess what - you DON'T NEED TO WEAR A BULLET PROOF VEST... (quoted from Fosters about an event at the competition, 360 nightclub, Saturday Oct 11)... "a gun had been fired on the property" ... "He fired one round" ... You don't need to worry about gun fights at Plum Crazy! People come to Plum to dance and have fun, not to get involved in attempted first degree assault and gun shootings!
Damn, I'm always seeking out the hot "first degree assault and gun shootings" scene...
Whenever I see that headline, I keep hoping the answer is "In hell, sharing hot lava enemas with Canter and Seigel".
The next Cmdr Taco duplicate will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush and see it early!
I can understand why he is surrounded by beautiful women.. his penis must be enormous! I'm sure he wouldn't have sent out those member enlargement emails if he didn't test the product first!
Plum Crazy nightclub on Route 11 in Rochester NY burned to ground in an overnight fire. The structure was a total loss. A statement form Rochester Fire Chief, Floyd Madison, "We have ruled this fire suspicious in nature. Perhaps the most bizarre thing is the number of charred cans of spam we found".
"The last thing I want to do is deal with a bunch of people who want something."
Major Major
...what are the police going to do when he winds of face down in a river? Narrowing down a field of a couple hundred million suspects who all have a motive could be a lot of work.
The man who never alters his opinion is like the stagnant water and breeds Reptiles of the Mind -- William Blake
...setting missile coordinates..
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
He just needs to book "Great White" at his club. They can take care of the rest...