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  1. Fisher Price's new update to See 'n Says... on Storing Data In Cow Guts? · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The cow says 011011010110111101101111!"

  2. For more cool case mods: on "Y2k Bug", and Others Proves PCs Can Be Art · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out BlingMethod.

  3. Want to know what really happened? on Microsoft Forgets To Renew Hotmail.co.uk · · Score: 2, Funny

    They were trying to renew the domain, but IE kept crashing :D

  4. What a wonderful transition... on Where's Sanford Wallace Now? · · Score: 5, Funny

    He went from from silicon to silicone :)

  5. Obligatory Semi-Relevant Simpsons Quote on RPC DCOM Cleanup Worm Appears · · Score: 5, Funny

    Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
    Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
    Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
    Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
    Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
    Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
    Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

  6. A very important question remains... on New Deep Ocean Creatures · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do they taste?

  7. well... on Slashdot Ghost Stories? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know about you, but I see trolls all the damn time :)

  8. hmmm... on ALICE Takes Medal At AI Competition · · Score: 1

    What are you programmed in?
    --Java.

    I know Java.
    --How do you know? Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com.

    :D

  9. Re:This has happened before.... on RIAA To Target CD-R · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The true value in a recording contract for an artist will lie not in the sale of music, but in the sale of his/her image.

    Very true...add to that money gained via merchandising.

    Doesn't bode well for the future quality of music, though. :\

  10. Re:Example on Microsoft Fakes Citizen Letters of Support · · Score: 1
    erm, that's "responder", not "respondee".


    nice troll though.

  11. Re:Example on Microsoft Fakes Citizen Letters of Support · · Score: 1
    Are you saying this was one of the actual form letters?

    I hope not, 'cause there's no way anyone would believe a gas station worker wrote that.

    Just imagine if the dude pumping your gas started spouting off stuff about the American Capitalist System and Excel macros :)

  12. Re:OT: What's up with the Post numbers? on IBM Wants Linux · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the info :)

  13. OT: What's up with the Post numbers? on IBM Wants Linux · · Score: 1

    Did I miss something? Why are all the posts numbering into the millions?

  14. Re:Paradigm Shift on Pizza Without Wires · · Score: 1

    I tried that system once, ordering from Wings Over Storrs...after an hour they still hadn't called to confirm.

    A good old-fashioned phone call revealed that the orders are actually faxed to the restaurant...whether anyone checks the machine is all a matter of luck.

    Although I try to use the Net whenever possible, I like to make damn sure I get my wings ;)

    -=simon=-

  15. Re:The joke that wouldn't die, resurrected on Iceman Murdered by Arrow in the Back · · Score: 1
    Wow, the Amish are on Slashdot now?

  16. Re:Thoughts from a victim on Diablo II: Knickknacks Nicked · · Score: 2
    ...imagine, you have a life, a girlfriend

    yes, imagine a girlfriend...god, we've gotta get out more ;)

  17. Paper Stock on Books on Demand · · Score: 1
    I'd hope they use a higher quality paper than the photocopy stuff.

    Go pick up a sheet now and compare it to the paper in a book - I might just be hopelessly anal, but I think a better grade paper makes for a better product overall, especially since some of these books might have color pictures in them :)

  18. Re:Yeah, right... on (Nearly) Zero-Force Keyboard · · Score: 1

    um...no...the letters aren't reversed, dumbass

  19. Give them COBOL on Java as a CS Introductory Language? · · Score: 1

    Teach them COBOL first. Then threaten them with a lifetime of doing that, if they don't learn Java/C++ well enough.

    Can't give any more motivation than that :)

  20. Re:2,000,000 pizza cutters?! on Shake While You Quake for $20? · · Score: 1

    ah, Weird Al's "UHF". Underappreciated in its age, like many works of genius :)

  21. point of order, weezer rules on Napster Going Legit · · Score: 1

    Nice post. Definitely insightful. However, don't bash Weezer just because they happened to come out with a new album at the same time you decided to post. Here's a band that came out a long time ago (given the anemic half-life of bands nowadays, I think the early 90's qualifies as "a long time ago") and has maintained a huge underground following. If you tried listening to one of their CD's (I recommend their first, the Blue Album), you would notice that their style is markedly different from the generic "alterna-rock" tripe the labels have concocted for you (see Blink 182).

  22. Re:The answer he wants to hear... on How Does One Become a Game Designer? · · Score: 4

    What you've described is exactly what my friend did. I'm graduating from college this May. A buddy of mine from HS enrolled at the same time I did, so he'd be getting out too - if he hadn't dropped out to work for EA. This kid skipped class almost all the time, drank like a fish, and thought having a "3.0" meant your car wasnt as good as the Mustang 5.0.

    But although he wasn't a great student, he WAS a great level designer - he spent all his spare time playing Quake and Quake 2 and making levels for them. I thought it was the biggest waste of time until sophomore year, when he told me he was packing his bags and moving to sunny Cali. His starting offer two years ago was higher than mine is now. So you never know...life is funny like that.

    (and if you're reading, Sean - rock on, I'm proud of ya.)

  23. Re:Hardware? on ESR's Sex Tips For Geeks · · Score: 1

    I think the picture of a nut is a visual metaphor :)

  24. NYT Logins on Bell Labs Creates Plastic Superconductor · · Score: 1

    I didnt create these, but if you don't have a login for the New York Times site, use these: l: slashdot2001 p: slashdot2001 i believe l/p "slashdot2000" also works. Hope this helps.

  25. Warning! on $10 Paper Mobile Phone To Launch This Year · · Score: 2

    Aw hell...the brain tumor was bad enough, and now I have paper cuts all over my ear? dang :)