Dilbert Readers Rat Out Some Weasels

colinmc151 writes "Well, Dilbert's Way of the Weasel Poll Results are in, with 35,874 people voting. Weaseliest Organization was won by the Recording Industry Association of America. Weaseliest Company was won by Microsoft. The Weaseliest Individual award was won by George W. Bush. Weaseliest Profession went to Politicians. Weaseliest Country went to France. Weaseliest Behavior was 'Blaming fast food restaurants for making you fat.' Congratulations to all the deserving winners."

Comments

Weasliest?

[deanj]

You know, people with an axe to grind really look stupid when they hand out "awards" like this.

Sounds like this outfit deserved the award they were handing out most of all.

Re:Weasliest?

[deanj]

And yes, I know it's not an "outfit" the way some of the conservative and liberal "think tanks" are that hand out things like this. It's just really stupid that "awards" are handed out like this. Kinda like Blackwell's worst-dressed list. It's a weasily-veiled ploy to drum up publicity

Look at what he DOES.

[DAldredge]

Looks at GWB's policies/spending, NOT at what he says. Most of it is more inline with the D's than the R's.

Re:but France was right

[rossz]

My, you are naive, aren't you? France was against going after Saddam because their major oil company (ElfOil or some stupid name like that) had made a sweetheart deal for oil. The deal was so good that oil industry experts called in unbelievable. France was in it for the money. They were in it for the oil.

It's a good thing fucktard's like you aren't deciding important issues. Now the people of Iraq are free and things are improving every day (despite what the news media says). Medicine is getting to people who need it. Schools are opening. Newspapers (dozens of them) have sprung up overnight and now print whatever the hell they want (good and bad) without worrying about their families getting fed into a chipper.

Yeah, defend that, asshole. Defend torture. Defend a political prison for children. Defend 40 years of misery caused my a total madman.

I bet you get all your news from indymedia. Figures.

Re:France

[dankdirk77]

France surrendered to the Nazis without so much as a whimper you SCHMUCK... they are weasels for at least another 500 years.

A theory on catching Bin Laden

[dankdirk77]

We should have Al Franken have gay anal sex onboard the international space station and broadcast it live on T.V. Just think, then, Bin Laden would see that gay anal sex w/ Al Franken is bigger than he is. It's in space! There is no Jihad in space yet. Jihad can't get to space. Then Bin Laden might wonder why god lets gay anal sex with Al Franken into space but not him? And he might give up... Just a thought...

Re:A theory on catching Bin Laden

[Sevn]

Interesting idea. He should probably have gay anal sex with somebody like Rush or O'Reilly. That would be great for ratings. Something non-partisan. As for Bin Laden, I'm sure that with the billions of taxpayer dollars we give the Military Industrial Complex each year, we are only days from finding a man in a cave, and another one on the run in Iraq.

Comment removed

[account_deleted]

Comment removed based on user account deletion

Someone mod that "Funny"

[AvantLegion]

Anyone that can say with a straight face that France "stood on principle" is a comedic genius.

(Hint to the deluded: France has been violating UN sanctions for years, in selling to the Iraqis. So only the US should abide by the UN? Get real, lamer.)

Re:but France was right

[dankdirk77]

Bravo and well spoken. It amazes me on how a class of people who credit themselves with being technically elite can be so politically ignorant in such a large percentage.

They would love nothing more than to gloss over Saddam's rape chambers. Human rights? Only when it fits the left wing ideology. Can they admit Bush has done something right, anything? No, too bound by hate. If Bush gave their Grandma a helping hand across the street they'd spit in his face because they are told to.

Don't they no that peace has never been attained permenantly, ever? Don't they understand that it is necessary to show force to deter greater violence? Sadly, no. They will never read 'The Art of War', or 'Crime and Punishment' or 'Caesar' and understand the lessons of history.

Don't they know that taxes are what keep people from becoming rich and only hurt the poor? Sure if you make no money, you pay no tax, but you also are trapped into making no money. No money.

But no money is good to these people. Being homeless isn't your fault. A homeless man can crap on a working families mailbox in the front lawn, but it's not the mans fault. He's a victim.

And according to the left, you can cure rapists. Don't worry, their treated. They are people too. Show compassion.

They think Fox News is distorted... They Are Distorted.

Re:but France was right

[Rallion]

I've just never met a French person that I liked.

Of course, the only ones I ever met were the ones who came over in an exchange program for a few weeks, and they were all total asshats. The kind of spoiled kids who could afford the trip. If I lived there, and could afford it, (if I wasn't an asshole, I mean) I wouldn't have gone, simply because it would have meant I'd have to spend time with all the others.

So these guys and gals come over here, they do all they can to get as much hot American sex as they can (They seem to think that's what this country's all about. Hmm.) and then they inevitably get drunk and break shit.

And they like to walk around naked a lot. Like, around their host family's houses.

And of course, there's that 'no shower' thing.

You can tell me this is all just a part of their culture and all that, but that doesn't make me stop hating these people who insulted me because they didn't realize I can understand French fairly well. It might be some other small group's culture to take a big bite out of my arm, but that doesn't mean I have to accept it.

And I'm not making a stereotype here. Read carefully. I never insult France or the French population directly. But they may be trying to ship the worst of them over here as often as possible. /In a bad mood.

Re:Well done mod

[gr0ngb0t]

I congratulate the makers of that pole for making such tremendous nominations

FUCK! ITS POLL YOU DIPSHITS NOT "POLE"... JESUS FUCKING H CORBERT!!!

Re:A story of forbidden love in France

[Anonymous Coward]

so you like having your salad tossed and shoving giant dildoes up your ass?
I think you qualify as bisexual.

...or French. Enhh, same thing.

Weasles, get em while they're hot.

[Mulletproof]

Yes, go ahead and lable Bush weasle of the year. It's fine with me just as long as you remember that for every lie you acredit Bush, it was found at the UN's doorstep FIRST.

WMDs? Why, the UN published figures to the effect that Nearly four tons of VX nerve agents, Growth media for 20,000 litres of biological warfare agents, 15,000 shells for use in biological warfare and 6,000 chemical warfare bombs were unaccounted for.

A threat to world peace? Looks like the UN whole heartedly agreed with President Clinton when he said, "Saddam (Hussein) must not be allowed to threaten his neighbors or the world with nuclear arms, poison gas or biological weapons." I don't recall the UN batting an eye, do you? I don't seem to remember France, Germany China or Russia losing too much sleep over Operation Desert Fox either.

And lets not forget Resolution 1441 that clearly states:

"Recognizing the threat Iraq's non-compliance with Council resolutions and proliferation of weapons of mass destruction and long-range missiles poses to international peace and security. Deploring the fact that Iraq has not provided an accurate, full, final, and complete disclosure ...as well as all other nuclear programmes, including any which it claims are for purposes not related to nuclear-weapons-usable material. Deploring further that Iraq repeatedly obstructed immediate, unconditional, and unrestricted access to sites designated by the United Nations Special Commission (UNSCOM) ...and ultimately ceased all cooperation with UNSCOM and the IAEA in 1998, ...in spite of the Council's repeated demands that Iraq provide immediate, unconditional, and unrestricted access to the United Nations Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission (UNMOVIC), Deploring also that the Government of Iraq has failed to comply with its commitments pursuant to resolution 687 (1991) with regard to terrorism ...to end repression of its civilian population... Determined to ensure full and immediate compliance by Iraq without conditions or restrictions... Determined to secure full compliance with its decisions..."

And also said...

"1. Decides that Iraq has been and remains in material breach of its obligations under relevant resolutions... 2. Decides, while acknowledging paragraph 1 above, to afford Iraq, by this resolution, a final opportunity to comply with its disarmament obligations under relevant resolutions of the Council; 3. Decides that, in order to begin to comply with its disarmament obligations ...the Government of Iraq shall provide a currently accurate, full, and complete declaration of all aspects of its programmes to develop chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons, ballistic missiles, and other delivery systems such as unmanned aerial vehicles and dispersal systems designed for use on aircraft, ...and nuclear programmes, including any which it claims are for purposes not related to weapon production or material; 7. UNMOVIC and the IAEA shall have the right to be provided by Iraq the names of all personnel currently and formerly associated with Iraq?s chemical, biological, nuclear, and ballistic missile programmes and the associated research, development, and production facilities
13. Recalls, in that context, that the Council has repeatedly warned Iraq that it will face serious consequences as a result of its continued violations of its obligations."

Did I mention that 1441 was ratified unanimously by every permanent