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Gator Forces Site To Remove 'Spyware' Label

lurker412 writes "CNet News is reporting that Gator has forced PC Pitstop to remove Web pages that call Gator's software 'spyware.' The correct term, according to Gator, is 'adware.' The article states: 'If we find anyone publicly calling us spyware, we correct it and take action if necessary,' said Scott Eagle, Gator's senior vice president of marketing. So be careful what you say in your comments..."

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  1. Me first by setzman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, setzman, say that Gator is spyware. btw, First Post!!

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    1. Re:Me first by rolling_rox · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't like to use the term spyware, I prefer the term "Crapware"

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    2. Re:Me first by Oopsz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Great idea.

      No, think about it. They can claim their product doesn't "Spy", but when it comes to arguments about its crap-like qualities, they haven't a foot to stand on.

    3. Re:Me first by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 5, Informative
      I can't believe they gave in to such an obvious slapp suit. Calling something what it is isn't libel. Nobody agrees to install gator. A pop up appears, and people click on it to make it go away. That does not constitute an agreement.

      I am a computer tech at a small mom-and-pop TV repair and computer store. I spend most of my time cleaning up systems that have become completely useless because of spyware like, Gator, Bonzi Buddy, Xupiter, Weatherbug, Comet Cursor, the list goes on and on. Sometimes, Lavasoft Ad-aware won't get them all, and I have to use Spybot search and destroy. This crapware was turned the internet into a minefield for the non-technical, who are the majority of computer users. It is a public nusiance. The people who create this stuff are racketeers. Perhaps the people behind all this crapware believe that computers are meant for the techno-elite, and never should have reached the masses. If their goal is to make millions give up on computers, they may be succesful. If only the techno-elite used computers, I would be out of a job, but I might be happier. Cleaning this crap off of hard drives because people need their data instead of just formatting them and reinstalling is making me CRAZY!!

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    4. Re:Me first by Thuktun · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't like to use the term spyware, I prefer the term "Crapware"

      In my opinion, it's more accurately termed "crappy spyware with intrusive popups", but I can see why they'd want to call it "adware" instead.

      RoboForm is much better and isn't adware, spyware, or anything similar. It even imports Gator's stored information, though I'm not sure why you'd need much of an incentive to move away from Gator.

      (I'm not affiliated with Siber Systems, the maker of RoboForm, I'm just a *VERY* happy user.)

    5. Re:Me first by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's Spyware. The bastards admit it themselves. On their FRONT PAGE:
      This software also occasionally displays various forms of pop up ads in a separate window on users' computer screens. These GAIN ads are displayed based on the interests of the computer user as reflected by their web surfing behavior and are not sponsored or endorsed by the web pages being viewed.
      They've got a bloody cheek suggesting otherwise.
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    6. Re:Me first by yintercept · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since the purpose of Gator is to give the marketers of Gator control of the end user's machines, why doesn't Gator just add some code to their program to prevent its users from seeing sites that tell the end user what Gator is.

      Gator is spyware. They have a history of using drive by installs and misleading ads and trojan programs all designed with the purpose of making profiles of end users and manipulating the end user's browsing behavior.

      This lawsuit is nothing but a stupid little word game played by shysters in a pathetic attempt to legitimize their game. They are like the spammers who put an opt out button in the spam with the idea that the opt out button legitimizes the spam.

      Oh well, I hope slashdot and all of the users who responded to this post are ready to defend their free speach in a Gatorific round of lawsuits. I have looked at Gator, I've seen it in action. It is spyware.

    7. Re:Me first by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 5, Funny
      > And it takes a lot to make a 7-year-old WinME system worse than it already is.....

      I think I see your problem. Windows ME wasn't made in 1996. Unless..... Oh my! You must be from the future! So what is longhorn like, future boy? I'd like to see it myself, but I don't have an extra 1.21-Gigawatts.

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    8. Re:Me first by EverDense · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windows ME wasn't made in 1996. Unless..... Oh my! You must be from the future! So what is longhorn like, future boy?

      Obviously complete shite, or else he wouldn't be still using WinME.

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    9. Re:Me first by EvilAlien · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't get Gator spyware for my Linux desktop, you insensitive clod.

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    10. Re:Me first by TrombaMarina · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I spent 2.5 days last Christmas trying to remove all the crap that Gator and it's buddy the ad-downloader put on my in-laws system. The family that "agreed" to install this "legitimate" software had a difficult time understanding what it did even after I explained it to them several times. Their hard drive was full, and half of it was from adware that Gator downloaded. The system was so slow as to be almost unusable.

      One person on our team of 6 tech support people at work was a full-time Gator uninstaller last year until we upgraded to virus protection which blocked it. That's how bad it was.

      Gator may not be spying, but it is a malicious intruder, a trojan horse that pours out a malitia of bogus advertisement software under the guise of "helping" people by providing their personal information to any web page that asks for it (a pretty sobering thought by itself). I'd call it mal-ware after the word, "Malicious".

      Like SCO, Gator masquerades as something that it's not - a legitimate company with a legitimate product. It is therefore very difficult to do anything about it legally. Somebody, somewhere is supporting this company. Maybe we can petition them to stop?

    11. Re:Me first by aldousd666 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not to mention that you can't uninstall gator by normal means. The %ProgramFiles%\Common Files\CMEII\ directory is hard to find if you're joe user, and oh, is that on purpose that the registry keys for gator.com don't disappear after I uninstall? Oh that's right, according to the Terms of service, those are 'enhancement technologies' and they don't necessarily get removed during the uninstall.. Interestingly enough, this information is listed under the 'Right to Remove' section in the Terms Huh!?!

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    12. Re:Me first by FCKGW · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you! When I remove spyware from people's computers, occasionally (but definitely not often) they actually use a piece of software (like Gator) that comes with it. If I like RoboForm after I install it, it will next to KaZaA Lite on my list of spyware replacements.

      Mod parent up. More.

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    13. Re:Me first by wheany · · Score: 2, Funny
      Now what does google think?
      gator is fiery and passionate the top gator is fiery and
      gator is fucking bollocks
      gator is not hiding out somewhere
      gator is back up
      gator is a software product that can automatically fill in passwords and other form
      gator is infringing our copyrights and trademarks
      gator is able to paste ads of the same dimensions on top of the banner ads being used on popular sites such as yahoo
      gator is evil
      gator is on the go
      gator is doing the business western geophysical has contracted concept systems to supply gator to its obc and tz crews worldwide
      gator is fiery and
      gator is ambassador to the world
      gator is a pet
      gator is getting installed on their computers with little advanced warning and in many instances
      gator is spyware
    14. Re:Me first by sewagemaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      specifically, the pop-under-autoinstalls, i'd like calling them underwear

    15. Re:Me first by KDan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Spyware! Spyware! SPY SPY SPY SPY SPYWARE! SPY SPY SPY!

      Spyware Spyware Spyware!! Spy-spy-spy-ware! SPYWARE!

      Daniel

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    16. Re:Me first by Snefu · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am sure I was not the only reader of this comment, who with great joy and bewildered excitement tried to type interresting words and sentences into this utterly useful tool:

      This is a short summary of the most typical Slashdot reader searches:

      "Your name":

      Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about "Your
      name" yet.

      Linux:

      Linux is for bitches

      Windows:

      Windows is better

      Mac:

      Mac is dood

      Conclusion: Mac seems to constantly float between a state of dead and God.

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    17. Re:Me first by akadruid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot:
      slashdot is a plot by microsoft to destroy the productivity of linux users

      Damn this tool is good.

      AddToFavourites ()

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    18. Re:Me first by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey Tv repair guy - why not extract the data files off of the drives, then wipe them, reload the OS, then reload the data? Data files normally don't contain viruses and aren't executable anyway, and most of the startup crap for the spyware is in the registry (which wiping will remove).

      The only drawback is loading applications - but in most cases this can be accomplished easily on OEM boxes (the type of boxes most niave users buy) with a few CDs now-a-days...

      I think you make a good point about the spyware driving people away from computer use; however, I would not characterize the spyware folks as 'techno-elite' by any stretch of the imagination.

      As for being out of a job - I don't think we have much to worry about - the world has come to depend on computers, no matter how difficult some jerks make it for the rest of us to use and enjoy them.

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  2. You heard it here... by MaskedInterrupt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I publicly declare Gator Software IS SpyWare. Now... Come get me!

    1. Re:You heard it here... by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 2, Informative
      According to dictionary.com
      Gator is short for alligator.

      Gator is...
      A large carnivorous reptile of the Crocodile family, peculiar to America. It has a shorter and broader snout than the crocodile, and the large teeth of the lower jaw shut into pits in the upper jaw, which has no marginal notches. Besides the common species of the southern United States, there are allied species in South America.

      I believe that's an appropriate name for the company. Spyware they are. They take info, sell it to advertisers and return the skewed results to you.

      Gator IS SpyWARE!

      By royal decree of ___INSERT_NAME_HERE___ Gator shall hereby be know as SpyWare for the extent of eternity.

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  3. alternative names.... by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if we call it snoopware? shitware? How about "fucks-up-your-computer-and- makes-it-run-slower-ware"?

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    1. Re:alternative names.... by i+am+nude · · Score: 5, Funny

      i like "You stole my CPU cycles and i want them back!!! ware"

    2. Re:alternative names.... by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think we should just say "beware" :-)

      Crispin
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      Chief Scientist, Immunix Inc.

    3. Re:alternative names.... by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How about "pestware" for the whole category if you don't want to put an asterisk or tons of legal disclaimers as a spyware removal company. Are they going to legally argue that their software is not pesky? That otta make a fun trial.

    4. Re:alternative names.... by nacturation · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What if we call it snoopware? shitware? How about "fucks-up-your-computer-and- makes-it-run-slower-ware"?

      Spamware is probably the most appropriate term for this ilk.

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    5. Re:alternative names.... by zambuka · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I generally refer to things like gator as Rapeware.

    6. Re:alternative names.... by novarese · · Score: 2, Funny

      Turdware.

  4. whoa... whoa! by digitalsushi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gat0r is spyware. Ha ha! Can't get me! Fooled you! Neener neener neener! ... *sigh* it's so lonely in my parent's basement. *sniff*

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  5. Gator = Spyware by citizenc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does it spy on me? Yes. Is it software? Yes. Therefore, Gator = Spyware.

    QED.

    1. Re:Gator = Spyware by B.D.Mills · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree.

      I feel that software is "spyware" if it meets the following tests:

      1. Does the software install itself without the user's knowledge or consent?
      2. Does it monitor user behaviour of any kind?
      3. Does it do this monitoring without the user's consent?

      EULAs of other software that has the spyware as a bundle that mention the forced installation of bundled third-party software do not satisfy the consent requirements in (1). IANAL, but I feel that a clause in an EULA that requires a user to enter into a contractual arrangement with an unknown third party is invalid.

      For (2), monitoring on its own is not sufficient. It also has to send back information to an external host. However, for the purposes of (2), any encrypted communications to the Internet counts as monitoring until proven otherwise (what is the software doing that requires encryption?)

      For (3), it's not sufficient to have this in the EULA, and especially so if the user is not presented with the EULA or the software otherwise installs surreptitiously as defined in (1). EULAs cannot be enforced if the user is not given the opportunity to read them.

      If Gator meets these 3 tests, it's spyware. Whether it has other functions that allow it to be called "adware" is irrelevant.

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    2. Re:Gator = Spyware by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Gator IS Spyware. My right to free speech allow me as an individual to say that. So I'll say it again.
      Gator IS Spyware. I can also say that Bush is a dick if I want. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but I can say that.

      You get to decide whether you believe me or not. That's why using our own brains is so important.

  6. Gator is Spyware by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gator claims that their software isn't spyware because people are told about what they are installing. Yes, they are told that they are installing Gator but that's it. I'm pretty sure that even my grandmother would click NO to installing a "persistent, targeted advertising and consumer tracking system" onto her computer.

    So while technically they are correct they should also realise that they are sleazebags who sleep with SCO. There. That should piss them off.

    Oh, and P.S.: Gator is Spyware. Ha!

    1. Re:GATOR IS SPYWARE by sholden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except of course for the word "secretly" in that definition. It's hardly a secret, since it is stated in a nice bulleted list in the EULA.

  7. Re:on permban by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sure there is. Just re-route Gator's servers to 127.0.0.1 in your HOSTS file.

  8. A rose is a rose... by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you put a pig in an evening gown and take it out for the evening, it's still a pig.

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    1. Re:A rose is a rose... by winkydink · · Score: 3, Funny

      And breakign the law in many Bible Belt States. :)

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    2. Re:A rose is a rose... by Atheraal · · Score: 4, Funny

      rose... not quite appropriate here... i would venture to say that the steaming pile of horse shit said rose grows in by any other name is still a steaming pile of horse shit.

    3. Re:A rose is a rose... by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      i would venture to say that the steaming pile of horse shit said rose grows in by any other name is still a steaming pile of horse shit

      In the beginning was the plan.
      And then came the Assumptions.
      And the Assumptions were without form.
      And the Plan was without substance.
      And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
      And they spoke among themselves, saying,
      "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
      And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
      "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof."
      And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
      "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
      such that none may abide by it."
      And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
      "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
      And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
      "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
      And the Directors then went unto the Vice-Presidents, saying unto them,
      "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
      And the Vice-Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him,
      "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor
      of the company, with powerful effects."
      And the President Looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
      And the Plan became Policy.

    4. Re:A rose is a rose... by Overand · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, you could call it an average slashdot-reader's girlfriend...

  9. In other news... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Charles Manson has asked that public stop refering to the acts of his folloers as a "Murder Spree". The correct term is "existence adjustment initiative"...

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  10. Linux version by LEPP · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have they come out with a Linux version of Gator? I am sure the Linux community feels left out. This might be just the thing that would cause me to fdisk my computer and reinstall windoze.

    LEPP

  11. Gator is trash and spyware by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At work we have a constant battle against Gator on user PCs as it uses deceptive messages and popups on websites to convince users to install. I have found little software that does more to make a user's PC using experience unenjoyable than Gator. Bravo, you've gone above and beyond the call of duty; most spyware simply installs itself and tracks users movements, your software pretends to provide useful functionality on top of being deceptive and displaying your customers' ads instead of the ones that rightfully belong on the site. And on top of all this it makes an already nearly unbearably (wow, alot of -ys) unstable OS (Windows) even more unusable.
    Thanks alot, Gator! You've made me look like a PC Repair genius as simply running Ad-Aware on most systems to remove the stinking heap of maggot infested goat dung your software is from a user's PC thereby speeding it up and making it crash less often!

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    1. Re:Gator is trash and spyware by GreenKiwi · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have found little software that does more to make a user's PC using experience unenjoyable than Gator.

      What about bonzi buddy... I think that stupid little ape made computers at least as annoying, probably more so.

    2. Re:Gator is trash and spyware by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If only I lived in a world where that was possible and not the Real World(tm) of Local Government. *I* use Firebird, and I set it up for any user that has the slightest complaint, but--due to policy out of our control--we can't just roll it out over the entire organization.
      Plus on some systems Java just won't work right no matter how much I threaten Firebird with pointy sticks and red hot irons.

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  12. Notified? by mishehu · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Some web pages try to install Gator/GAIN and notify you of it (which most windows users ignore, because that would require READING), but when you install programs like Kazaa and other "free programs", Gator/GAIN, PrecisionTime, Date Manager, $avenow, and a half dozen other spyware programs can be installed and you are NEVER informed of it. So, I will continue to call Gator "spyware", and if they'd like to sue me, I hope they can hope to squeeze water out of a rock. ;-)

    Also, I hope Gator reads this, so they know how much we hate them. But maybe I should thank them for generating extra business for me to remove their program from clients' computers.

  13. Re:on permban by KMAPSRULE · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mozilla 1.4+ has a nifty popup blocker

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  14. New Term: by Cytlid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Assholeware - companies that produce spyware and then insist that noone calls it as such.

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  15. GATOR IS SPYWARE by trelanexiph · · Score: 3, Informative
    from: GAINware 5.0

    Here's what we do know...
    While we don't know the identity of GAIN-Supported Software users, the GAIN AdServer and TGC collect and use the following kinds of anonymous information:
    • Some of the Web pages viewed
    • The amount of time spent at some Web sites Response to GAIN Ads
    • Standard web log information (excluding IP Addresses) and system settings
    • What software is on the personal computer
    • First name, country, city, and five digit ZIP code
    • Non-personally identifiable information on Web pages and forms
    • Software usage characteristics and preferences

    so you track who we are (list item 6, and 7 different list items of data about us, including what kind of computer we have, where we surf, what software we use to go there and configuration information on our computers.) YOU ARE SPYING ON US.
    spy
    n. pl. spies (spz)
    1. An agent employed by a state to obtain secret information, especially of a military nature, concerning its potential or actual enemies.
    2. One employed by a company to obtain confidential information about its competitors.
    3. One who secretly keeps watch on another or others.
    4. An act of spying.

      for those who are illiteratei among us, please check the third definition.
      Thus I declare that you (Gator) are manufactures and purveyors of spyware onto the masses.
  16. not spyware by moojuece · · Score: 2, Funny

    i have never once thought of gator as spyware....i have always just refered to it as a well marketed virus

  17. Straight from their privacy policy: by 3Suns · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here's a quote from GAIN's privacy policy:

    Here's what we do know...
    While we don't know the identity of GAIN-Supported Software users, the GAIN AdServer and TGC collect and use the following kinds of anonymous information:

    * Some of the Web pages viewed
    * The amount of time spent at some Web sites
    * Response to GAIN Ads
    * Standard web log information (excluding IP Addresses) and system settings
    * What software is on the personal computer
    * First name, country, city, and five digit ZIP code
    * Non-personally identifiable information on Web pages and forms
    * Software usage characteristics and preferences


    Until there's some kind of legal definition of "spyware" versus "adware", I certainly would classify it as spyware. "Non-personally identifiable" my ass... if someone snuck into my house and found out all that information about me, I wouldn't call it "advertising". Stealing a company's non-personally identifiable trade secrets is spying. Stealing non-personally identifiable documents from a classified government facility is spying.

    Still, given the persistent, near un-uninstallable nature of it, think "spyware" isn't a good term... "Malware" or "Evilware" is probably more appropriate.
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    1. Re:Straight from their privacy policy: by geekwench · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Again, from the privacy policy:

      While we don't know the identity of GAIN-Supported Software users, the GAIN AdServer and TGC collect and use the following kinds of anonymous information:

      * Some of the Web pages viewed
      * The amount of time spent at some Web sites
      * Response to GAIN Ads
      * Standard web log information (excluding IP Addresses) and system settings
      *What software is on the personal computer
      *First name, country, city, and five digit ZIP code

      * Non-personally identifiable information on Web pages and forms
      * Software usage characteristics and preferences

      The implication: we don't know your color, style, and size preference for your underwear, the names of your pets, or your checking account number. Yet.

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  18. Be? by Atario · · Score: 3, Informative
    I think we should just say "beware" :-)
    Clever. But I bet Steve Jobs already has that one trademarked.

    "Malware", people. Covers a lotta crap.
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    1. Re:Be? by jonadab · · Score: 2, Informative

      > > I think we should just say "beware" :-)
      > Clever. But I bet Steve Jobs already has that one trademarked.

      No, not Jobs. J. L. Gasse, possibly, but if so it's all Palm now.

      > "Malware"

      Yes, absolutely, malware is the category in which I place Gator.

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  19. free software by primus_sucks · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know what everyone is complaining about. According to there homepage you get FREE software (often valued at up to $30!!!). Here are the apps you get:

    Weatherscope provides easy access to local temperature and extended weather forecasts. Taking a trip? Weatherscope gives you the current and future conditions!

    Cool, no more endless searching of weather.com!

    Precision Time - Make sure your computer clock always has the correct time. Synchronize your computer clock with one of the world's most precise timekeeping devices - the U.S. Atomic Clock.

    Awesome! I hate being .0006566547866787 pico seconds late for meetings!

    Date Manager - Never miss another important date or reminder. Date Manager shows today's date in your system tray and allows you to quickly pull up a two-month calendar and set reminders.


    WOW I can't believe this is free!!!!

    Gator eWallet - The world's most popular digital wallet. The Gator eWallet automatically remembers login IDs/passwords and fills in online forms with just one click. No more lost passwords, and no more typing information such as address, email, credit card numbers, etc!

    This is great, I'm sure your data is completely secure since this software was written by such an innovative company!

    1. Re:free software by Animaether · · Score: 2, Informative
      Awesome! I hate being .0006566547866787 pico seconds late for meetings!


      Okay, I know it's a joke, but there are valid reasons for synching with an NTP server - such as making sure all machines run the same time.

      You might ask "who cares about a few lost seconds ?"
      But sometimes it's not seconds.

      A processor-intensive job can actually suck up so many cycles as to start lagging the clock. No joke.
      An old raytracer I have laying around raytraced a scene that took a while - 2 weeks, 1 day, 4 hours and 38 minutes.*

      However, I was notified of this raytrace being complete (finally), and when I went to check how long it took I noticed that the clock was off.
      Not by a few seconds.

      By 8 hours, 42 minutes and 29 seconds.

      Now.. do you want to be -8 hours- late for a meeting ? I didn't think so :)
    2. Re:free software by insertionPoint · · Score: 3, Funny

      Date Manager - Never miss another important date or reminder. Date Manager shows today's date in your system tray and allows you to quickly pull up a two-month calendar and set reminders.

      Never miss a date! Hell, I wish I could get a date!

    3. Re:free software by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Synchronize your computer clock with one of the world's most precise timekeeping devices - the U.S. Atomic Clock. "

      The U. S. Atomic Clock? That's pretty cute. Makes it sound like some uber-techno-gizmo locked away in some shimmering tower of steel and glass. Maybe it even uses only one atom as well, The Official U. S. Time-Keeping Atom (with 55 red electrons, 78 white neutrons and 55 blue protons.)

      But I guess "syncrhonize your clock to the one of a dozen or so of time servers (each operating off of the average of dozens of individual atomic clocks), operated by at least two different federal agencies, synchronized with the main atomic clock array operated by the U. S. Naval Observatory, which in turn is averaged out with several other similar facilities around the world to define UTC" just doesn't sound as interesting or as "important."

      It's probably also better not to mention the monsterous (relatively speaking) errors you'll get trying to synchronize time across the internet. Computer users that really want to syncrhonize their clocks use a radio, or at least a direct dial-up connection to the server.

      "Awesome! I hate being .0006566547866787 pico seconds late for meetings!"

      To be fair, when last I heard UTC isn't accurate to much more than the nanosecond, which is as accurate as anybody could need it to be for all intents and purposes (can we say "nanometers along the Equator?")

      Not that most computer users even know why we have these clocks to begin with. :)

      "Date Manager - Never miss another important date(.)"

      With a post like this, it's obvious I don't have any. :)

  20. Don't like what you hear? Tell Gator by herrvinny · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Tell Gator, instead of whining about it here Gator Contact Form I already sent them the url of the /. discussion..

  21. Re:on permban by L7_ · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think people misunderstood what the parent poster was saying. Its not that he has Gator's Software installed on his machine, its just that Internet Explorer KEEPS ASKING HIM TO INSTALL IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER again until he says yes, every time he visits a page (not site, but page!) that would make a reference call to Gator's software. The popup isnt an advertisement, it is a system popup asking him to install the software.

    Note that this is no less intrusive than pages that have Macromedia Flash on them, and repetitively being asked to install Macromedia Flash to view the page properly instead of somehow turning off the IE software install "pop-ups".

  22. Re:Me first - Gator is NOT spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gator is NOT spyware - to help the slashdot crowd fully understand this important point that Gator is NOT spyware I have created a helpful reminder by way of the Gator is NOT spyware URL which constantly reminds visitors to the Gator website via a reminder message that Gator is NOT spyware.

    This is the Gator is NOT spyware URL...

  23. Re: Use of Q.E.D. by DShard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Q.E.D. [Latin: quod erat demonstrandum] which was to be proved.

  24. Smells like.... by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit then it's probably Gator, I mean shit.

  25. Re: Use of Q.E.D. by hank · · Score: 3, Informative

    QED is the abbreviation of the Latin expression "quod erat demonstrandum," which in English means "what has been proven" or "it is demonstrated."

    It is typically used to signify the end of a mathematical (or other) proof. Unfortunately, I have never read Cryptonomicron (sp?), so I can't understand why the above poster would have a problem with another person using it. Maybe he thinks that people otherwise wouldn't have known the term unless they read it in the book?

    Personally, one of my professors used it at the end of a proof in lecture one day and another kid asked what it meant. *shrug*

  26. More accurately: PC Pitstop *settles* with Gator by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Informative
    Gator did not win in court. They brought suit against PC Pitstop, and PC Pitstop reached a settlement with Gator.

    Gator is using classic bullying tactics: Keep bullying so people think you can win a fight, and they'll avoid standing up to you.

    If the definition of "spyware" is defined by the courts through analysis of popular usage, then it seems that all of the sites out there calling Gator "spyware" would be extending definition of the term to include Gator, even though Gator is not according to their own definition, "spyware".

    If Enron calls itself an honest company, and thousands of news articles and blogs declare it a dishonest company, who is right? Is Enron an honest company merely because it says it is?

    Is Gator an honest Internet citizen because it declares itself to be, as it stands in plain view red-handed?

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  27. Slashdot editors, are you there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Feedback: Tell us how we're doing or give us an idea on how to make it better.
    Partners: You'd like to propose a business relationship or learn more about our business.
    Affiliate Program: You have a question about the affiliate program. To learn more click here.


    And my personal favorite...
    Press: You'd like to schedule an interview with The Gator Corporation executives.
    Slashdot Editors? Hello?

  28. Re: Use of Q.E.D. by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 2, Funny

    It means: Quite Easily Done, or Q.E.D.

    And it appeared in places like Hitchhicker's Guide To The Galaxy way before it appeared in Cryptonomicon.

    (ie: HHGG's proof of the non-existance of God: God said, "I refuse to prove I exist, for proof denies faith, and without faith, I'm nothing." "Ah," said man, "the Babel fish is a dead give-away, and proves you exist, so by your words, you don't. Q.E.D." "Oh, I haven't thought of that," said God, and vanishes in a poof of logic.) (or something to that effect).

    --

    "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

  29. Re: Use of Q.E.D. by Kourino · · Score: 2, Funny

    It means, Quite Easily Done, or Q.E.D.

    Oh, please ...

    Haven't you read the old Ninja Turtles novelizations (not the original graphic novels, but some cheesy books someone wrote)? As Donatello said, it obviously means "Quite Excellently Done."

    *grabs a book and runs giggling from the Latin majors and logic students*

  30. Are you sure? by MongooseCN · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess I'll have to tell Porkette things aren't going to work out...

  31. What? by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Not sneaky? Like installing itself without asking you? Like hiding in the M$ registry to carry out it's primary spy functions even after you try to remove it? Nah, that's not sneaky.

    Gator is NOT winning. 23,000 sites with the words gator and spyware. They might as well try to halt peer to peer music trading. By calling themselves, "adware" they will forever malign the name "adware". Gator is scum and anyone who has anything to do with them shall be judged as scum.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:What? by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Within the ranks of scum they're scum. Even my pond rejected them.

      KFG

  32. Gator is spyware by Down8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gator is spyware.

    Come and get me.

    -bZj

    --
    .sig
  33. Sure by roystgnr · · Score: 5, Funny

    The correct term, according to Gator, is 'adware.'

    And hillbillies prefer to be called 'sons of the soil'. But it ain't gonna happen.

  34. Gator = Sypware by Markusis · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that from now on we should refer to all spyware as Gator-ware.

  35. notice the gator eyes... by antagonizt · · Score: 2, Funny

    look at their front page and notice this image of the gator logo spying on you!

  36. Sleazy Tactics (In my Opinion) by Compulawyer · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Sayeth the article:

    In an effort to improve its corporate reputation, adware company Gator has launched a legal offensive to divorce its name from the hated term "spyware"--and so far its strategy is paying off.

    Ok - the basis for my opinion:

    Gator's lawsuit is based on libel law. For a statement to be libelous, generally, it must meet the following requirements:

    • Contain an statement of fact;
    • Such statement of fact must be false;
    • Such false statement of fact must be published (that is, transmitted to a party other than the speaker of the statement or the subject of the statement) in a fixed medium;
    • Such statement must be intended to cause damage to the subject; and
    • Such statement must actually cause damage.

    Now, defenses to libel include:

    • Truth; and
    • Opinion.
    Allegedly libelous statements are not actionable if they are mere statements of opinion. Statements that cause damage (no matter how much damage!) are not actionable if the statement is true. Now here's the sleazy part: Gator is taking it upon itself to provide a definition of "spyware," claiming its software does not meet that definition, and suing for libel. Implicit in the the claim is that the statement that Gator software is "spyware" is the claim that the label "spyware" is false because it does not meet the definition of the term that Gator provided.

    Did you catch that? Your statement is false because it does not match the definition of the term that Gator likes. Never mind the possibility that the term was coined by others and may have a meaning that matches what the software actually does. Gator does not like the way a negative term is being applied to its software so it will try to change the definition of the term.

    This tactic is often used in advertising. Perfect example is when telephone companies claim their rates are lower than rates of a competitor and in the fine print you find out that their definition of a competitor's rate is the rate that competitor charges at the crack of noon on the highest call volume day of the year to a point exactly opposite you on the planet with the CEO of the company personally connecting the call for you. I know my example exaggerates (maybe not that much!) but what the hell, it's an example.

    Whether or not the law warrants this type of suit, I personally think it is a sleazy business tactic to try to improve your company's image by using lawsuits to silence critics. There are laws (anti-SLAPP laws - SLAPP stands for Strategic Litigation Against Public Participation) that are designed to let judges throw out libel suits designed to silence critics.

    Last time I checked, the commonly accepted definition of "spyware" fit the Gator program perfectly. I understand it to be software that collects information about you (with or without your permission) in the background. If Gator doesn't like the way it's products are labeled or perceived, I think it should advertise or maybe change its business model, but definitely not sue to silence critics expressing their opinions.

    --

    Laws affecting technology will always be bad until enough techies become lawyers.

    1. Re:Sleazy Tactics (In my Opinion) by Courageous · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are laws (anti-SLAPP laws - SLAPP stands for Strategic Litigation Against Public Participation) that are designed to let judges throw out libel suits designed to silence critics.

      Only in ENLIGHTENED states, alas. At a guess, either they are not suing people in California, or the sued parties don't know how easily that they could give Gator a quick adult circumcision. :)

      C//

  37. Move Sig by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 5, Funny

    So for the next couple of weeks, a new Slashdot sig.

    --
    This is not my sandwich.
  38. Re:Me first - Gator is NOT spyware by nolife · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tried to go to your link. I got the below error page, looks like the administrator on my home network has that blocked ;) Squid rules..

    ERROR
    The requested URL could not be retrieved

    While trying to retrieve the URL: http://www.gator.com/

    The following error was encountered:

    * Access Denied.

    This site has been BANNED from loading

    Access control configuration prevents your request from being allowed at this time. Please contact your service provider if you feel this is incorrect.

    Your cache administrator is root.
    Generated Thu, 23 Oct 2003 01:39:14 GMT by squid.xxxxxx.org (Squid/2.4.STABLE6)

    --
    Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
  39. 1 site down, 21,900 more to go by dmoen · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Gator is pissing in the wind. A google search reveals thousands more web sites that equate Gator == SpyWare.

    Gator is a menace to the internet, and I'm talking about measureable economic damage. One of my employer's clients (I'm in the network security business) found that 18% of their internet bandwidth was being sucked up by Gator. We sold them a solution, of course.

    Blocking Gator's spyware is big business. Corporate customers are eager for solutions, and lots of companies are selling them. The term "spyware" is not going to go away as long as Gator's evil behaviour continues to create a big market for spyware removal and blocking software.

    Gator can threaten to sue people of course, but since they are clearly the ones engaged in criminal behaviour, not the anti-spyware firms, I really don't believe Gator can come out on top in the long term.

    So there.
    Doug Moen.

    --
    I have written a truly remarkable program which this sig is too small to contain.
  40. I object to the phrase "maggot infested" by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Funny
    Maggots have better taste than to inhabit a piece of crap like Gator.

    Billions of self-respecting maggots are offended by your comment, sir, and demand an apology!

    --
    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  41. Re:Look at me! I'm so brave! by jonadab · · Score: 2, Informative

    > Anyway, I thought Gator's primary purpose was pushing ads?

    You thought wrong. It's not adware. Even calling it spyware is somewhat
    on the generous side, as that implies that what it does is passive, some
    kind of watching or monitoring -- but while it does hide as spyware does
    also, it's also very disruptive; as far as I'm concerned, it's malware.

    As near as I can determine, calling it adware is an outright lie, because as
    far as I can see it does not advertise *anything*, including its presence.
    A few weeks ago I found Gator on the Win98 PC that my family uses upstairs,
    and removed it. We didn't know it was there, and certainly we didn't see any
    ads. (My family would have noticed if it were popping up any ads, because
    the browser they use does not pop up any extra windows on its own; if you
    want to open something in a new window, you have to right-click and choose
    "Open in New Window"; otherwise, everything stays in one window. If Gator
    were causing the computer to deviate from this pattern, we would have known
    much sooner that something was running in the background creating the
    problems, and it would have been much easier to find and remove it.)

    The reason ultimately that I went poking around and managed to find Gator
    and remove it was because of the system instability it was causing. I was
    looking for any possible cause and was this close [holds up fingers virtually
    touching one another] to swapping out the hard drive. I knew it wasn't bad
    RAM only because the system is multiboot, and the other OS was fine. So I
    figured major filesystem problems. But scandisk turned up nothing. Finally
    I found Gator, removed it, and *bang*, overnight, the system was stable.
    (Well, stable as Win98 goes[1].) It can now run for hours and hours without
    rebooting, the whole day most days, from when my Dad gets up at 6am to when
    my mom goes to bed at 2am, if my youngest sister doesn't fire up the IM
    software[2]; before I removed Gator, two hours was pushing it.

    So, the primary purpose of Gator, clearly, is to screw up your system.
    They can make all kinds of bogus claims about other things it might do in
    theory, but in practice the main thing it does is screw up your system.
    It's malware, simple as that.

    [1] Yeah, I know one day is not impressive uptime outside the context of
    Windows 98. I actually use Mandrake myself; it's the rest of my family
    that uses Windows. Hence, I have my own computer and they all share.
    But the family PC is usable for my family if it can run all day; it
    wasn't terribly usable when it was crashing every hour -- which was
    my point about Gator; it makes the system unusable.

    [2] In which case, it does have to be rebooted after that, but I've got
    a registry merge in autoexec.bat to prevent the IM stuff from starting
    up at system start time, so it only runs when she actually uses it,
    which really isn't all that often. I forget whether the one she uses
    is AIM or YIM, but whichever one it is, I recommend against it.

    --
    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  42. Re:on permban by NineNine · · Score: 2, Informative

    Google Toolbar has a fantastic popup blocker... and you get to keep using IE!

  43. Me Second by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Gator,

    Gator is Spyware, you fuckers. Spyware. Spyware. Spyware.

    Please send me a nastygram. My career is stalled, and I could really use the publicity.

    Love,

    Wil Wheaton
    Linux weenie who doesn't even use your crappy SPYware.

    PS- It's spyware.

    1. Re:Me Second by Yenhsrav_Keviv · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just went to gators website, hit the contact us link at the top, marked the feedback radio button, and sent them this delightful message: Dear Gator, In response to the actions your company has taken against some of the most honest companies in the world, all I say is this: Gator is Spyware, you fuckers. Spyware. Spyware. Spyware Not adware. Go ahead, send me whatever threatening replies you want. I just have to speak my mind. That is all.

    2. Re:Me Second by quantaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please send me a nastygram.

      I'm afraid I can't speak for Gator but I can assure you there is no shortage of trolls who are perfectly willing to accomodate your wish.

      --
      I stole this Sig
    3. Re:Me Second by taernim · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Write it on WWDN and they might take more notice than just a comment on /. ;)

      --
      "PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
    4. Re:Me Second by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have yet to meet anyone running Gator who knew they were running Gator. The last time it showed up on my Windows machine, I had just visited one of those dodgy sites you reach when you type a URL in wrong. It kept popping up a dialog box saying "Do you want to install somethingorother" (with a certificate from Gator corp) and I kept clicking "no" over and over again and it still somehow ended up installed on my machine.

      I found it installed on my dad's machine last month. He had no idea how those mysterious extra toolbars that you can't get rid of suddenly appeared in Internet Explorer. I showed him how to use AdAware and he was very grateful.

      Any product that installs without your knowledge and consent is clearly spyware and not adware. I'm not sure why that would be so hard to prove in court.

      -a

  44. Me Third by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, Gator! It's Spyware! S-P-Y-W-A-R-E! I did not choose to install it on my machine, but it's still here! Why is that? Because it's SPYWARE!

    Like Mr. Wheaton above, I would like a cease and decist order sent to me. However, since I have no previous career in entertainment, I need the publicity to get mine started. I'm a poor, non-RIAA aligned musician trying to crack an industry dominated by old men who think kids want to hear Justin Timberflake and some slut from Wexford, PA all day.

    Gator is Spyware. It sucks. Thankfully, I use Opera, which allows me to kill popup ads. But still, you're collecting my data (maybe you're collecting the fact that I'm taking your SPYWARE to task, nes pas? and selling it to companies so you can make an advertising buck. Sounds like SPYWARE to me...

    --
    Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
    1. Re:Me Third by WEFUNK · · Score: 4, Funny

      Like Mr. Wheaton above, I would like a cease and decist order sent to me. However, since I have no previous career in entertainment, I need the publicity to get mine started. I'm a poor, non-RIAA aligned musician trying to crack an industry dominated by old men who think kids want to hear Justin Timberflake and some slut from Wexford, PA all day.

      Just name your band or your demo album "Gator is Spyware" -- that ought to ruffle some feathers and get you your cease and desist...

      --
      My next sig will be ready soon, but friends can beat the rush!
  45. You're gonna feel really embarassed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    when you realize that you just made fun of Wil Wheaton for claiming to be Wil Wheaton.

  46. Re:Gator and Bonzi Buddy by jellybear · · Score: 2

    Who'd win a cage fight between bonzi buddy and gator?

  47. Re:Umm... Dude... by irix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Was it on /. or a newsgroup that somebody told Christiansen "you obviously know nothing about Perl"?

    Finally ... a moment where my .sig is on topic! ;-)

    That post (it was a few years ago) was one of the funniest things I ever read on Slashdot, and it has been entrenched in my .sig ever since...

    --

    Do you even know anything about perl? -- AC Replying to Tom Christiansen post.
  48. HEY!! STOP BASHING GATOR I LIKE IT by ShimmyShimmy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am for one, completely offended that all of you bash Gator 24/7. Gator was designed to put targeted ads to the user, meaning consumers get exactly what they want.
    From the continued use of Gator, it has developed an accurate profile, and the ads I receive are of premium interest to me. I have made many successful online purchases from the reliable, well-established companies that advertise through GAIN.
    To all those reading this message, I would like you to know that the programmers of Gator worked long, hard hours to design this software, and you should be very thankful that the corporation allows you do download it free of charge, which is worth clearly more than the Suggested Retail Price of US $30.
    All in all GAIN is a very useful form of targeted advertising, and represents a huge leap in positive, productive media and computer technology in the 20th-21st Century.


    Sincerely as OJ Simpon's Court Statements,
    Some shitbag PR/Actor/Marketing Major that was paid a lot to say all this crap... err... I mean...
    Joe Average User

    --
    Partial Credit: The Engineer's Best friend
    "Well, the bridge didn't fall all the way down!"
  49. Re:Gator and Bonzi Buddy by rjh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every user of the Internet.