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Fight Woodworking Piracy: Add EULA Restrictions

An anonymous reader writes "Ed Foster's Gripelog discusses EULA restriction on a new woodworking tool. A small woodworking tool manufacturer, Stots Corporation, includes a license agreement on its TemplateMaster jig tool. The tool is licensed, not sold, and customers cannot sell it or lend it to others. Nor can they sell or lend the jigs they make with it. "Shrinkwrap licenses are showing up everywhere," a reader recently wrote. "I just bought a jig for making dovetailing jigs -- this is woodworker talk if it's unfamiliar to you. The master jig contained a license that says I've licensed the master jig, not bought it. The license says I can't lend or sell the master, and furthermore I can't lend or sell the jigs I make with the master." The reader was referring to Stots Corporation of Harrods Creek, KY, and the user agreement for its TemplateMaster product. Sure enough, the Stots license says TemplateMaster may be used "in only one shop by the original purchaser only" and that "you may not allow individuals that did not purchase the original Product (to) use the Product or any templates produced using the Product..." A FAQ document on the Stots website explains that the license is necessary because "the purpose of the TemplateMaster is to clone itself. Therefore we are verifying your honesty that only you will use the tool and you will not be passing it around to others to use for free. It is exactly the same as the 'shrink wrap' agreement that comes with almost all computer software. Please help us fight 'tool piracy'."

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  1. Bah! by niko9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please help us fight 'tool piracy'.

    The only tool piracy crime being perpetraed is that the lawyers in that company are able to procreate without supervision.

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    1. Re:Bah! by lanswitch · · Score: 2, Funny

      But are you gonna be the supervisor? I'm not gonna watch that...

    2. Re:Bah! by ocelotbob · · Score: 3, Funny
      It's a small price to pay if it means fewer lawyers in this world. Of course, many of these lawyers need to say hello to my little friend...

      Of course, this is all MHO

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  2. Simple by tobybuk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't buy it if you don't like the conditions. Oh, and tell your friends not to as well.

    1. Re:Simple by switched4OSX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You may be right there, but what happens when this becomes the next great trend in the tool world?

    2. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, vote with your feet.

      Works until they all gang up and back everybody into a corner.

    3. Re:Simple by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem with shrinkwrap licenses is, that by the time you get the license you *have* already bought the thing. To change contract conditions after a sale was agreed is cheating. Why should you be bound by any private contract which you did not agree to?

    4. Re:Simple by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Informative
      In no event shall Microsoft be liable for any damages whatsoever, even in the event of fault (including negligence).

      --Windows XP Professional license agreement

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    5. Re:Simple by DingoBueno · · Score: 3, Insightful
      They have the right to tell you what you may and may not do with their product, yes.
      Care to clarify? So if Ford says "You may not drive this truck on dirt roads," does that mean that I am liable to be sued if I do? If that's the case, Ford would've had a dirt-road-certified truck years ago, probably for the low, low price of only twice that of the standard 150.
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    6. Re:Simple by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's an interesting thought. The shrink-wrap agreement might say "if you do not agree to all of the terms of this agreement, you must return the product to the retailer where it was purchased for a refund." (or something like that).

      But then, isn't that part of the agreement? What if that's one of the parts I don't agree to?

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    7. Re:Simple by rizzo420 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      this won't. i've worked as a woodworker, and knowing the mentality of woodworkers, it won't happen that way. they won't buy into it. if they do, the majority if them will have broken it within a few weeks. it's not worth it to the company to try to sue each and every one of them. not to mention woodworkers do a lot of their work under the table.

      the only part of the license that is wrong is the fact that you can't make jigs with the tool and sell those jigs. those jigs aren't made using the same ways of the jig master, it's just used as the tool. most experienced woodworkers could make the same jig with another tool, it just might take a little longer. there's no reason for such a license. i hope the company understands that they're not going to make it in the woodworking world.

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    8. Re:Simple by the_brat_king · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think even the voided warranty is correct. Ford, GM, and Chrysler DID try to put warranty clauses in stating that if you used aftermarket parts, your warranty would be voided. This was struck down, and made specifically illegal (with certain exceptions... ie. a Nitrous Oxide boost on your car WILL void the warranty -- but then, it's normally illegal on the street anyway). Car manufacterers have tried a number of these types of "warranty clauses" to make a person use/buy only dealer authorized parts/services, and every time, they've been stricken down specifically because you've bought the vehicle (even using Ford or GMAC financing). The most common one is fluid changes and routine vehicle maintenance.

      Contract law is a very finicky field, if you've ever bought or sold products, services or other goods based upon a license/contract/deed, you've seen that the contract must lay out, in minute detail, all items to be transferred, all services to be rendered, and limitations on the same prior to the sale; this also must be done after clearly identifying ALL parties to the contract, and all parties must agree to be bound by the specific terms set forth. With Contracts there is always the requirement of knowledge of the content of the contract, and a specific agreement to the terms of the contract.

      Unless you sign an agreement prior to purchase, there can be no lease/rental. A contract must be written and agreed to BY BOTH PARTIES prior to the exchange of goods (or services). If this "eula" is inside the tool's packaging, then it is not enforceable -- further, the company may be liable for civil penalties if they try to enforce the contract, because it would be a "bad faith" action. Use of the tool cannot imply agreement with the license, that agreement can only be made prior to purchase, because the first party to the agreement (seller) has already benefited from the transfer of goods, and sold the goods without any contract attached. To try to enforce THIS license after the purchase could be akin to bait and switch (advertising or selling a product as something that it is not), in this case, the baiting would be a "general sale of the tool," with the switch happening if the company were to try to change the sale to an unlimited term of lease with specific limitations, via ex post facto attachment of license to the product.

      Most EULAs are a moot license, and therefore, unenforceable from the start, because the contract is not given, and agreed to, prior to a party to the sale receiving benefits, and without a waiver prior to sale of the right to purchase an unecumbered product.

  3. Don't you get protections with a licensed product? by admbws · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So if you break your jig, or it gets stolen, you can phone up and ask for a replacement.

    I once snapped a software CD and I got a new one. Can't be much different.

  4. These seeds may not be planted by nuffle · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sesame seeds contained in this package are inteded for consumption by the purchaser only. You hereby agree not to plant these seeds. Help us prevent plant piracy!

    1. Re:These seeds may not be planted by vidarh · · Score: 5, Informative

      Don't joke about that - go read up on what Monsanto think is reasonable use of their seeds... Monsanto is one of the largest seed manufacturers in the world, and one of their pet peeves is that farmers who collect seeds from their harvest are undermining their income stream. To the point where they are trying to restrict it with license agreements, patents and genetically modified crops that don't produce viable seeds...

    2. Re:These seeds may not be planted by ron_ivi · · Score: 4, Informative
      We've already been there and back with seeds with usage restrictions built in.

      But on the subject of sesame seeds... they're a very big crop - the sixth largest in the world production of edible oil seeds.

      And yes, there is valuable intellectual property in sesame seed genetics.

  5. Rent a life! by capt.Hij · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is great! Pretty soon I can go through life without owning everything, and everything I use will essentially be rented. I will be relieved of the material need to own things. "Imagine a world with no posessions."

    Not only that, if I get caught breaking the drug laws, the feds can't take anything that I own since I won't own anything. Best of all, when I get tired of my wife and daughter I just have to stop paying the license fees.

    I'm free! Free! Free! This is better than living in New Hampshire!

    Wife and daughter... Oh cr4p. I don't own anything anyway. This is bogus...

    1. Re:Rent a life! by skinfitz · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is great! Pretty soon I can go through life without owning everything, and everything I use will essentially be rented. I will be relieved of the material need to own things. "Imagine a world with no posessions."

      Hey don't knock it - Buddhists have been doing this for centuries.

  6. I can see it now by robbyjo · · Score: 3, Informative

    EULA

    License Rights

    We grant you a nonexclusive, nontransferable limited license to use the woodworking tool for purposes of developing your new tools and cutting trees only. You may
    also give, lend, or sell this tool to the third party. If you want to use the tool for any purpose other than as expressly permitted under this agreement you must contact
    us to obtain the appropriate license. We
    may audit your use of the tool. Tool documentation is either shipped with the programs, or documentation may accessed online
    at our website.

    Ownership and Restrictions

    We retain all ownership and intellectual property rights in the tool.

    You may not:

    • use the programs for any purpose other than as provided above, including but not limited to, literally hacking computers and harming others;
    • make tools that compete with our product lines;
    • distribute the tools unless accompanied with the document;
    • charge your end users for use of the tool;
    • remove or modify any tool markings or any notice of our proprietary rights;
    • use the tool to provide third party training on the content and/or functionality of the tool;
    • assign this agreement or give the tool, tool access or an interest in the tools to any individual or entity except as provided under this agreement;
    • cause or permit reverse engineering (unless required by law for interoperability), disassembly or decompilation of the tool;
    • disclose results of any program benchmark tests without our prior consent; or,
    • use any our company name, trademark or logo.

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  7. EULA killing AI by t4b00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Consider Artificial Intelligence might never happen because if this kind of thing, bots could be unable to "clone themselves" due to End User License Agreement.

    Poetry in motion

  8. Re:Don't you get protections with a licensed produ by richie2000 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    So if you break your jig

    Except it isn't your jig, now is it? It's their jig that you just broke and you'll probably have to buy them a new one.

    But how does this affect insurance? If it's their stuff and you only license it, they should cover the costs for keeping the jig insured against theft, right?

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  9. Can't do it. by harriet+nyborg · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You don't buy a license to a physical item - like a dovetailing bit - you buy the bit. It's your's. You own it and have full right to use it for the purpose intended. You can sell it, loan it to someone else, and modify it (as long as the modification doesn't infringe someone else's patent).

    The difference with this and a software license is that one rivalous, and one non-rivalous. I cannot loan someone my dovetailing bit without giving up posession myself. Thus, the bit is a rivalous asset.

    On the other hand, software can be copied and shared with others without me giving up posession. In this manner, software as a product is non-rivalous. When you "buy" software you only ever receive a copy - the software company keeps posession of the original - so you what you are buying is a license to use.

    1. Re:Can't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      that seems to be contradicted by the statement in the EULA that says "this is a product designed to copy itself" they are worried that sombody will make 100 1st generation jigs and give them to people who will use them as masters. Those people should buy the masters from them.

      or so the theory goes.

    2. Re:Can't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps you should mention that to IBM who did exactly this with their mainframes for several decades without any legal problems.

    3. Re:Can't do it. by tony_gardner · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are some things where its not clear whether they are a physical object or not. Clearly they are talking about the master pattern for the dovetails. A dovetailer is a machine which cuts the end of a bit of wood into crennelations (up and down bits like on the top of a castle). It does this often by using a hand router to cut around a metal form which is the "master form" which then produces copies of the master form in wood. Obviously they think that their master form is an original pattern, and that copying is is analogous to photocopying a book. That is: they consider the pattern, rather than the metal of the form to be the thing of value. You could equally use the pattern of the metal to cut copies of that pattern into metal, rather than wood; thus destroying what they consider to be the value of the item: its rarity and uniqueness.

      Having seen a few dovetail forms, I'd have to say it would want to be a pretty amazing form.

      I think another way of looking at it would be to consider keys. your landlord can't stop you from lending your key to someone else, but I'd think that making copies of it and distributing it to all of your friends would create a bit of a stir, as would selling your key: and the key is also one of your "rivalrous assets".

    4. Re:Can't do it. by Afty0r · · Score: 4, Informative
      You don't buy a license to a physical item - like a dovetailing bit - you buy the bit. It's your's. You own it and have full right to use it for the purpose intended. You can sell it, loan it to someone else, and modify it


      You can do, but in the USA, the company responsible for the EULA can take you to court for doing so. If you cannot afford a good enough lawyer to make a convincing argument that the EULA should not be valid, you will lose an enormous amount of money. In the event that you do hire a good enough lawyer, you will only lose a large amount of money.

      This is an enormous, and rapidly growing, problem in the USA. Many other countries have employed a policy of "plaintiff pays" the legal fees, should they lose the suit - but in the USA one must initiate yet more costly action (I believe you call it a SLAPP suit?) in order to obtain these fees, and such suits are rarely succesful.

      In the UK for example, our government offers "Legal Aid" - a scheme by which people can get free or reduced cost legal help for fighting cases. This greatly reduces the disincentive to fight that an ordinary (non supported) court battle would have, which in turn reduces the incentive for companies to sue individuals with cases that are not strong.

      The end result is that in the UK there are very very few frivolous or weak lawsuits brought about against individuals, lower costs for everyone, and a fairer system for society.

      Does anyone know why the US does not have a system for aiding people in legal battles, and why when a motion in court is found to not be enforcable in law, does the person who brought the suit (and therefore a large monetary cost) to someone erroneously, does not have to pay?
    5. Re:Can't do it. by HAL9OOO · · Score: 2, Funny

      If this catches on I suggest you dump your E-Bay stock! I mean if you don't own it, how can you sell it?

    6. Re:Can't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obviously this has been a huge problem for jib makers for hundreds of years, which is why there are no more jig makers and this jig maker had to design their jib entirely from scratch with no prior knowledge of any other jig.

      Oh wait.

    7. Re:Can't do it. by kuroth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > If you cannot afford a good enough lawyer to make a convincing argument that the EULA should
      > not be valid, you will lose an enormous amount of money. In the event that you do hire a good
      > enough lawyer, you will only lose a large amount of money.

      This is an unfortunately common misconception.

      I have been sued twice in my life by people with far more money than I have. In one case, I defended myself - against their real "went to law school" attorneys - and won. In the second case, I hired an attorney, won, and they were forced to pay all my legal expenses.

      Both times, the other parties tried to pull the "we're going to play the 500lb gorilla, and sue you into oblivion" routine. I think that they were expecting me to run screaming or something. I didn't. They lost.

      Bring it on, lawyer-boy.

      The common trait of both of these lawsuits? I was right. And, despite the cynicism that a lot of people seem to have about the American legal system, the person who's right will prevail in a vast majority of cases.

      If someone threatens to sue you, and you're right, let them. Go in, make your case, and you'll probably prevail. A judge will know that you aren't an attorney, and generally cut you a fair amount of slack.

    8. Re:Can't do it. by TA · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, IBM did not. You rented the mainframe from them. Nobody at the time imagined that anyone would ever want to buy their own computer, so the first businesses were all built around the rent-a-mainframe concept.

    9. Re:Can't do it. by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lease is a fixed term contact that requires the return of the goods in question at the termination of the contract. This case is clearly not a lease. There is no contact or agreement made before the sale is finalised - it's a shrinkwrap "license". They are selling the good and then claiming that the buyer has fewer rights than is customary. It's dodgy at best.

    10. Re:Can't do it. by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Informative
      You don't buy a license to a physical item - like a dovetailing bit - you buy the bit. It's your's. You own it and have full right to use it for the purpose intended.
      I think you've acutally understated the situation. You don't just have the right to use the purchased good for the purpose intended, you have the right to use the purchased good for any purpose.
    11. Re:Can't do it. by cybergrue · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just one minor thing. IIRC (IANAL) SLAPP stands for Spurious Lawsuit against Protesting People. Its a lawsuit launched (usually) by a large corp aginst some protesting group on frivouls grounds to make them shut up, or to bankrupt them with legal fees. I believe its illegal in several places.

      Ahh, isn't the american legal system grand.

  10. Re:Don't you get protections with a licensed produ by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 3, Funny
    So if you break your jig, or it gets stolen, you can phone up and ask for a replacement.

    Why not just make a backup copy of it? If the whole point of it is to replicate itself then you can use it to make a backup of itself. Then if it breaks, just use the backup... or use the backup exclusively and store the original in a safe location. Or store your backup on Karpentryzaa (har har) for secure off-site backup.

  11. Re:And don't tear about that antique dresser now! by mdxi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's "license" as in "tax", not "license" as in "purchase right to use".

    Government != commercial entity.

    Yet.

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  12. Re:And don't tear about that antique dresser now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't it a violation of digital protection mechanisms when you hit your thumb with a hammer?

  13. I should license my own tool by webslacker · · Score: 4, Funny

    My tool has been used by way too many women far too long to make duplicates of me. In addition to charging women for the use of my instrument, I will require that they only use my hardware for personal use and not for creating pirated copies of myself.

    1. Re:I should license my own tool by AVee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, use a shrink-wrap license, if there aren't holes in the license it should work perfectly...

  14. Let's see what's right here and what's not by dunstan · · Score: 2, Informative

    OK, let's treat this jig not as a tool, but as a pattern. What would seem reasonable with a pattern?

    Would it be reasonable to make copies of the pattern and give them to one's friends to use in their own workshops? I would suggest not.

    If I lent the pattern to my friend for him to make end products, that would seem reasonable.

    If I lent the pattern to my friend, he made a copy, and then he used that copy to make end product while I used the original pattern to make end product, that would seem unreasonable.

    But clearly these guys are taking the view that, while the jig itself can be considered goods which have been purchased, its use constitutes making copies - in the same way that when you buy a software CD, actually using it in your computer is considered copying (from the CD into memory). By using this logic, the maker has chosen to treat the use of the jig as copying, and *in* *law* he may well have a case.

    This takes me back to the 1980s when the old Sun 3 machines came with an operating system "right to use" licence, and if used hardware was sold, then the puchaser had to purchase another "right to use" OS licence because he wasn't covered by the original licence. They stopped that years ago. More recently we've seem Microsoft suggesting to schools and charities that PC hardware donated to them by businesses probably has an OS licence which is non-transferable.

    Anyways, rather than complaining about this EULA on a jig/pattern, if they really can be used to make replicas then there is clearly a need for a Free Jigs Foundation so that these silly people go out of business.

    Dunstan

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  15. Re:Don't you get protections with a licensed produ by Phexro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "But how does this affect insurance? If it's their stuff and you only license it, they should cover the costs for keeping the jig insured against theft, right?"

    Right. And the bank I financed my car through should be responsible for my auto insurance.

    License-mania is a phase. It's happened before, and it will happen again. Western Union used to lease their telegraph machines, AT&T leased it's phone equipment, IBM leased it's computers, and so on. It will change, because in the end, it's a business model that antagonizes customers.

  16. Oh shit by garethwi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just lent my son a hammer for his school woodworking project.

    If anyone asks for me, I'm in Mexico.

  17. Re:Patents, not shrinkwrap licenses by switched4OSX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Screw the 20 story window. Throw the lawyer out of a 2nd story window, repeatedly. No use letting him die quick.

  18. Perfect case of why someone should be in charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many joiners or carpenters are going to pay attention to these restrictions? They'll probably not even know about 'em. If they do, they'll think it couldn't possibly be meant to apply to their legitimate lending to their co-workers.

    After a while, when almost every carpenter has tools under such a license, however, it gives company lawyers the opportunity to claim that the license is an accepted industry standard. At that point, they can start ENFORCING such rules, and building even more restrictive regimes on top of them.

    This is a perfect example of why immoral licensing should be nipped in the bud by a rights watchdog organisation, regardless of what the consumers accept at the time.

  19. "Aah, my woodwork!" by Compact+Dick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where's the "I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!" troll when you need him?

  20. Re:Forget Jigs... try Soy Sauce by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    I might point out that the technical term for a soybean seed is. . . "soybean."

    KFG

  21. Land Law by PurpleWizard · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm currently studying land law in the UK. Interesting parallels have leapt to mind from how it was in England in the 14th Century. You didn't own land (you still technically don't it's all the Crowns land) you had a tenure on the land and paid rent (some simplification here).

    So we don't have to worry about this leasing/licensing everything, over the next 600 years it will probably drift back to actual ownership by people. As the feudal lords lose their grip.

  22. Any woodworking people out there? by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the poor-quality pictures on the website, this appears to be a shaped metal template which you copy onto a piece of wood with a router (a kind of jigsaw?).

    Am I missing something? That seems a pretty simple thing - not the kind of thing you'd expect to make millions selling, or be able to force people to agree to such a licence to use. Does it have some magical properties not apparent to a guy who failed woodwork?

    1. Re:Any woodworking people out there? by nathanh · · Score: 4, Informative
      From the poor-quality pictures on the website, this appears to be a shaped metal template which you copy onto a piece of wood with a router (a kind of jigsaw?).

      A router is a very high speed cutting tool primarily used for making decorative edges though you can also use it for trimming edges, cutting grooves, rounding edges, creating tongues, etc. It's more like a drill than a jigsaw though the cutting edges are different to drills. If you've ever seen a dremel with a milling bit then imagine something 10x bigger and 100x more dangerous.

      Am I missing something? That seems a pretty simple thing - not the kind of thing you'd expect to make millions selling, or be able to force people to agree to such a licence to use. Does it have some magical properties not apparent to a guy who failed woodwork?

      A dovetail jig lets you create two types of edges. These edges interlock to create an incredibly strong right-angle join with no nails and no screws. The dovetail shape determines the properties of the join and every jig vendor vigorously defends their unique shape. It's an identity thing. It's not magical, but I can understand why they're trying to prevent people copying their jigs.

      Take note that dovetail jigs are fairly modern (as are routers). The dovetail joint is ancient (1000s of years?) but was traditionally done with a handsaw and a chisel. It takes an extremely skilled person to create a good dovetail joint by hand. The dovetail jig allows any semi-skilled amateur to make incredibly good dovetail joints in just a few minutes. Any hobbyist worth his (or her) salt has a dovetail jig.

  23. Look at the silly monkey by BorgDrone · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only tool piracy crime being perpetraed is that the lawyers in that company are able to procreate without supervision.

    They aren't very smart either (or, alternatively, they are very smart).

    From the article:
    The master jig contained a license that says I've licensed the master jig, not bought it.
    (...)
    the Stots license says TemplateMaster may be used "in only one shop by the original purchaser only" and that "you may not allow individuals that did not purchase the original Product (to) use the Product (...)
    (emphasis mine)

    So you're not buying the product, and are not allowed to let anyone who didn't buy the product use it.
    Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, that does not make sense.!

    1. Re:Look at the silly monkey by digitalunity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You were right the first time. They are extremely stupid. Listen up everyone, THIS IS ILLEGAL. With one caveat, if the company actually owns a patent for this device, than you must pay a royalty(with permission) to recreate one. However, it doesn't seem this is incredibly inventive or creative, so I don't think they'd qualify for a patent on this.

      The 'First Sale Doctrine' means you can do whatever you want with something after you buy it. Strangely enough, software seems to be excluded(kind of. But I don't understand why). This is a right, no one can take it away from you(except yourself, by contract). I don't think, if challenged, their EULA would prevent anyone from exercising their right to sell something they've purchased.

      Hell, without the First Sale Doctrine, the RIAA would have shut down used CD stores years ago.

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    2. Re:Look at the silly monkey by jazman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Half a caveat. If they have a patent you can't duplicate the design. A patent doesn't mean you can't create template machines *at all*, only that you can't create one to that particular design. Dyson's patent on vortices didn't put Hoover out of business; it only meant they had to pay him a royalty for creating vortex-driven vacuum cleaners; their previous designs were not affected.

    3. Re:Look at the silly monkey by sg_oneill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that software and "stuff" are distinguished because software essentially forms a sort of design for a bunch of actions. Stuff however is a thing that exists in meatspace.

      Its redundant to say "IANAL" but I'm pretty sure that you cant just sign away basic rights, like "I can do what the fuck I like with this 'stuff', including sell it to someone else if its not suitable for my uses or I'm finished with it".

      They need to ask a lawyer about this stuff, cos I suspect they just humiliated themselves.

      And yeah. Ya cant mass reprocuce the stuff for others because of patents. But heres the rub: If I break a patent to make something for myself, I'm fairly convinced thats ok, as long as I dont pass it on. I might be wrong there.

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    4. Re:Look at the silly monkey by Phigs · · Score: 3, Insightful
      software seems to be excluded(kind of. But I don't understand why)
      This is due to the fact that as the consumer you hold the right to waive any implied warranties, including those contained in the First Sale Doctrine. So when you click on "I Agree" in that EULA, you are agreeing to that expressed warranty which then can negate any implied warranty that previously existed for that contract (except for Fitness for Human Consumption). So as long as it's spelled out in the contract, and you used the item therefore agreeing to the terms, it can be upheld in court.
    5. Re:Look at the silly monkey by benhaha · · Score: 3, Informative

      Software is covered by first sale, even though you have to copy it in order to use it. This is because the United States Code contains a specific exception for software users. The exception is:

      Notwithstanding the provisions of section 106, it is not an infringement for the owner of a copy of a computer program to make or authorize the making of another copy or adaptation of that computer program provided:

      (a) that such a new copy or adaptation is created as an essential step in the utilization of the computer program in conjunction with a machine and that it is used in no other manner

      This means that you do not have to agree to the EULA in order to use the software, even though using the software involves making a copy. So just click past it.

      DJB's page on Software Rights

      I am not a lawyer though...

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    6. Re:Look at the silly monkey by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dang it - I even previewed the damn post and screwed up the law firm's URL. Here it is: Oppedahl & Larson LLP:

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    7. Re:Look at the silly monkey by schon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is due to the fact that as the consumer you hold the right to waive any implied warranties, including those contained in the First Sale Doctrine.

      This is beside the point. It has nothing to do specifically with software, which is NOT exempt from first sale doctrine, at all.

      So when you click on "I Agree" in that EULA, you are agreeing to that expressed warranty

      Actually, no. The only thing that says "clicking 'I agree' means you agree" is the EULA itself. So, if you don't agree, you can happily click "I agree" without, in fact, agreeing.

      as long as it's spelled out in the contract, and you used the item therefore agreeing to the terms, it can be upheld in court.

      And if you don't agree, you're free to use the software anyway.

      What's interesting is that regardless of whether the end user agrees or not, such a contract (presented after the sale) is invariably illegal, and wouldn't hold up in court, because it's an attempt to change the terms of another contract that has already been executed (purchasing the software is a contract, and the EULA is attempting to modify the contract after it's been executed, which is illegal.)

      In order to be upheld in court, an EULA would have to be presented to the purchaser before they buy it, not afterwards (at which point, it doesn't matter whether the user clicks "I agree" or not.)

    8. Re:Look at the silly monkey by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Informative

      In order to be upheld in court, an EULA would have to be presented to the purchaser before they buy it, not afterwards (at which point, it doesn't matter whether the user clicks "I agree" or not.)

      Let me guess.... you forgot to mention the whole "IANAL" thing...

      Explain your legal theories in a context where it's clear that they are just theories. Posts like this one make it real clear why you actually need a license to practice law - because of people like you. (BTW, IANAL)

      According to my understanding, the only thing questionably legal about software is the fact that in many cases, you can't return it. It's very normal for contracts and agreements to be changed after an initial contract has been signed.

      For example, last week I received a notice from the local phone company notifying me of changes in the billing terms. Nothing major, and nothing I'm worrried about - but contained therein was a phrase like "continued use of our services constitutes agreement to these terms". It's perfectly legal - the next time you make a payment, you're legally binding yourself to those terms.

      Another example - your credit card company changes the interest rate, up or down. They have similar language which means, in effect, "If you don't like it, pay off the balance on the card and don't use it anymore.".

      How is this substantially different than a EULA? "If you don't like these terms, don't use the software!". Where this starts to break down is when you can't take the software back when you don't agree to the terms...

      Of course, it's possible you might actually have legitimate legal credentials, but I sure pity the sorry schmuck who retains your services for Intellectual Property matters.

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  24. Re:Is this really a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worked as a cabinet maker to put myself through college. Now I am a software engineer. Sadly, I totally get this... I do not think it is an attempt to be funny, I think they may be serious.

    This is a very unusual situation -- a jig making jig. I've worked with dovetail jigs before, and they are complicated enough. I would think the reproduction and resale of the jigjig would be protected by patent.

    Protection of the items made with the jig (jigs) is strange. It is similar to charging a royalty for the use of a simple dovetail jig. That is, if one licenses use of the ACME dovetail jig, they must pay royalties of x$ for each corner of each drawer made with the jig and sold commercially. Of course any cabinet maker would then simply make their own jig. One only buys a jig because it is convenient. Even if an item is patented, one may make a copy of that thing for ones own use.

    The real issue is commercial viability. Microsoft licenses me to use Excel. GNU licenses me to use gnumeric. I also have some spreadsheet like widgets that I wrote. In general, because of licensing, I will use my own jig, I will not use either Excel or gnumeric -- the terms of both are bad for me. It is similar for the shopowner. A single shop needs a bunch of dovetail jigs. They can buy a bunch of jigs, make a bunch of jigs, or license the jig-jig and make a bunch of jigs. Or they can look at the jig-jig and make their own. There is only one question - "which solution is most cost effective?"

    I think this company will find that there is a big difference between coding Autocad or Microsoft Excel from scratch and making a jigjig. A huge difference in basic old fashioned man-hours.

  25. Happy birthday to you... by yanestra · · Score: 4, Funny
    Copyrighted:
    Happy Birthday to You, the four-line ditty was written as a classroom greeting in 1893 by two Louisville teachers, Mildred J. Hill, an authority on Negro spirituals, and Dr. Patty Smith Hill, professor emeritus of education at Columbia University.
    The melody of the song Happy Birthday to You was composed by Mildred J. Hill, a schoolteacher born in Louisville, KY, on June 27, 1859. The song was first published in 1893, with the lyrics written by her sister, Patty Smith Hill, as "Good Morning To All."

    Happy Birthday to You was copyrighted in 1935 and renewed in 1963. The song was apparently written in 1893, but first copyrighted in 1935 after a lawsuit (reported in the New York Times of August 15, 1934, p.19 col. 6)

    In 1988, Birch Tree Group, Ltd. sold the rights of the song to Warner Communications (along with all other assets) for an estimated $25 million (considerably more than a song). (reported in Time, Jan 2, 1989 v133 n1 p88(1)

    In the 80s, the song Happy Birthday to You was believed to generate about $1 million in royalties annually. With Auld Lang Syne and For He's a Jolly Good Fellow, it is among the three most popular songs in the English language. (reported in Time, Jan 2, 1989 v133 n1 p88(1)

    Happy Birthday to You continues to bring in approximately 2 million dollars in licensing revenue each year, at least as of 1996 accounting, according to Warner Chappell and a Forbes magazine article. [Source]

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  26. What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A EULA restriction on a metal lathe because it can be used to make another lathe?

    A license agreement on a ruler?

  27. 1 April comes late this year! by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why should this surprise anyone? But it's illegal anyway. You buy something, you own it and you have the right to use it, abuse it, enjoy it and destroy it. It is yours, the receipt says so, and the person who sold it to you has given up all their rights in respect of it. A licence like that will never stand up in court. It would be a total and utter violation of the Sale of Goods Act. Just report these people to the police and Trading Standards - having someone else prosecuted for a criminal offence is cheaper than defending a civil case which will likely get put on hold anyway once it comes to light that the plaintiff has committed a criminal offence.

    The reason you need a licence to operate a television or radio set, for example, is that the "airwaves" do not belong to you - you need permission to receive or transmit a signal. Transmitting equipment usually requires you also to submit to inspection to ensure that it is not causing interference to other people. {If you can prove the equipment is not being used - strictly, if they can't prove that it is being used, but They Are Bigger Than You - you don't need the licence; the authorities might insist that you do something a bit more than unplug it, but any modification that can't be undone without the use of a tool should be fine.}

    Whether or not the purpose of the jig is to clone itself is irrelevant. I'm guessing it's a slab of some MDF-like material that you clamp hard against another piece of MDF, and follow the groove using a router*, with a special cutter that has a ball-bearing on the end, the same diameter as the cutting width. This way it produces an exact copy. Chippies have been making things like this ever since routers were invented, so I seriously doubt that a router jig would even be patentable with all that prior art. If you want to cut out kitchen worktops for hobs, sinks &c., you just make a template for each fixture {they are mostly standardised nowadays anyway}. Likewise for stair sides, radiator covers and so forth {if you have to make several identical pieces for one job but you know you'll never need that exact pattern again, you just leave the original on site}.

    * router: in this context, not a device for sending ethernet packets to the correct recipient {which would be pronounced "router" rather than "router" anyway}, but a power tool consisting of a powerful series-wound electric motor spinning a sharp-bladed cutter at up to 30000 rpm, and mainly used for creating large quantities of sawdust.

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  28. Re:Don't you get protections with a licensed produ by ekilfeather · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually I went and looked at the manufacturer's " User Manual " and at the back there is a form to get a replacement jig if you do break it. It uses a hilarious mixure of boy scout honour system and legalise to ensure that the woodworker isn't breaking the EULA and has actually broken the jig. I don't know if this is an attempt to satisfy the oxymoronic (or should that just be moronic?) licencing agreement or is indicative of Mr. Stots' largesse.

  29. copyright is wrong licence type, patent maybe by waterbear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    EULA restriction on a new woodworking tool

    If there had been a patent for this type of tool, it would have been enough (and ok) to say, in a notice that the customer could see before purchase, that 'purchase of this tool does not carry with it any licence to make tools according to the patent'.

    But if there is no patent, then there is no right to restrict public use of the unpatented but pubicly-known technology.

    Copyright law doesn't restrict use of technology, e.g. reproducing a 3-d object which is a physical tool. The original tool (presumably no artistic work involved in the tool itself) was not one of the statutory 'works of authorship' in US copyright law.

  30. Sounds like the rubber stamping/crafts scene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know anything about woodworking, but there has always been an issue with rubber stamping where you could not sell items that you made with certain rubber stamps.

    For example, there are some companies that would not allow you to buy or sell used rubber stamps because it would violate their copyright. In addition, they would not allow you to sell anything that you made with their rubber stamps.

    Because of the backlash, some companies became known as "Angel Companies" where they would allow free and open use of their rubber stamps with no limitation. Hmmmm, this sounds kind of familiar, huh?

    Other companies are hella harsh with their restrictions, but most small-timers don't care and don't heed to the rules anyway.

    So if this company is licensing their designs for woodworking, then maybe there is a case for it. However, it will be almost impossible to enforce, and will just lead to alienating their customers. Overall, it's a stupid, stupid decision on their part, and the best way to combat this is to spread the word to avoid greedy ass, stupid companies like the one in the story.

  31. I warned you not to get me started! by TygerFish · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We are living in a genuinely historic time, the age of legal technology. Now that I've said that, I better do some really fancy footwork.

    The law and the individual's rights and privileges under it are among the most ancient artifacts of civilization. It is also something which evolves as a society evolves with tending towards egalitarianism in properous western democracies (the heavenly light shines from above on America...), that is, laws that take away freedom of action or that provide one person or group with advantages over others tend to be struck down or superceded by laws that create balance and that protect rights.

    In a sense, you could say that some of the most far-reaching and most beautiful laws are the solutions to arguments that arise from logical problems. For example, once we had slavery, the preamble to the constitution cannot have meaning in a country that practices slavery. The argument arose and it was solved by an amendment to the constitution which clarified the argument completely: if all men are created equal, no man can be another's property. Human rights trump property rights. Slavery is illegal and slave-owners are S.O.L with regard to their property rights pertaining to their slaves. That makes sense.

    At least that is how it worked in the old days.

    Now, in the post-industrial age of television and the megacorporation, lobbying money and a just a smidgen of public stupidity create an opportunity for organizations to create agreements which function as devices to generate a planned result in much the same way that the parts of a transistor radio work together to produce access to the airwaves.

    Laws like the ones that make the EULA possible are a technology--not one for establishing socially useful principles, but for circumventing and mutating contract law so that instead of providing a level playing field between buyer and producer, the law provides for the end-user signing away all his rights to legal rememdies by buying a thing and using it.

    EULAs do nothing to protect the consumer. Nothing whatsoever. They are the legal equivalent of a booby-trap: you open the box, you open the envelope, you install the software, click on the box and BANG! according to the law, you've agreed to conditions that would have to be insane to agree to under any other circumstances.

    If you don't believe this, consider the enormous tire recall of the last year or two and imagine what things would be like if the tire companies involved had had a EULA at their disposal:

    'by breaking or cutting the ribbon on these tires, you agree that their purpose is purely decorative and that they have no function and no warranty, explicit or implied for any use but decoration of your vehicle...'

    You can't sign away your personal freedom. You can't read a document, sign it, and become an indentured servant with no rights, but you can sign a EULA and let a company do whatever it likes to you with its neglicence.

    The EULA is a device to give software makers the ability to treat software buyers like cattle. It is a prime example of how people make laws when they don't give a damn about the society that rises from them.

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  32. Logical end to this? Naw... by tacarat · · Score: 2, Funny

    "These condoms may only be used for hetersexual sex in the Classic Missionary position. We reserve the right to monitor and record any and all incidences of use for compliance. For more information on our privacy policy..."

    "These fertility drugs may only be used to produce intelligent children. Producing stupid children violates the terms of this agreement. This agreement can be terminated by either party without notice. Upon termination, all children and remaining medicinal doses must be immediately destroyed or returned to the manufacturer..."
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  33. Niche market strategy by xyote · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm guessing that the template pattern in question is public domain, otherwise copyright law would suffice to allow the mfgr to protect itself. So basically, what they are selling is convenience, that it is easier to buy a copy of the template from them than to find somebody who will give you a copy of their template. That's a valid market strategy. Same thing as people who sell CD's of public domain software.


    What they are doing differently, is to try to protect or enlarge their niche market by using EULA to prevent you from becoming one of their competitors, i.e. somebody who'd give away a free copy, or sell it even.


    IANAL but I have my doubts about the enforcebility of such licenses, especially if there's no "click" on install to prove you alledgedly even knew there *was* a license. Also, they'd have a hell of an enforcement issue proving a copy of a public domain template came from their product.

  34. Not in my country by milosoftware · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A Dutch judge has already ruled that 'shrink wrap licenses' have no legal value whatsoever. So in The Netherlands we can just happily click the "Agree" button without suffering the consequences.

    Thus, breaking the seal of a software package does NOT imply that you agree with the license agreement printed on it. That goes for any product, not just sofware.

    Maybe we ought to export these tools to the Netherlands (or China...), unwrap them an re-sell them to the US. They'll be more expensive, but totally license free.

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  35. Good Example: Ever had a birthday at a restaurant? by lwagner · · Score: 2
    In the 80s, the song Happy Birthday to You was believed to generate about $1 million in royalties

    Have you ever had a birthday at a restaurant where they gather around and sing to you during your meal (i.e., premeditated by a friend calling the restaurant ahead of time and telling them it is your birthday)?

    A while back, I couldn't figure out why they often sing a proprietary, stoooooopid-sounding song that usually features clapping hands and minimum wage workers sounding less-than-enthusiastic. Plus, no one else knows the song and they can't participate. Why not just sing "Happy Birthday"? Everyone knows it and can participate in it.

    That's the reason. You have to license it and it costs money for each performance.

  36. Re:Monsanto by bigkahunafish · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am actually a seed producer here in the US. On Monsanto's Roundup-Ready Soybeans, we, as a producer, must pay royalties to get into RR's in the first place. Then prices are higher for them to the seed customer (around $20/50 lb.) due to about $10 in tech fees (about $7 goes to Monsanto per 50/lb.) which we send to them. Every customer must sign an agreement (essentially EULA) which establishes that they will not reclaim GMO seeds for planting, farmers must instead go through a seed company, like us, so they pay the royalties. For signing the agreement, every farmer gets a Monsanto #, which keeps track of purchases year to year. We, as a seed processing company (a small one at that), get audited by Monsanto every so often. They check our farm records, and make sure RR seed we sold to farmers was in fact sprayed with Round-up and not a generic brand. They will also take samples of our seed to determine its generation in its genetics, so they check that we are not pirating their seed. If we were, they threaten fines of over $500/acre of produced soybeans (which is enough to bankrupt most farms).

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  37. A bit screwy ? by o'reor · · Score: 5, Informative
    Now read this :

    Percy Schmeiser's web site. Percy Schmeiser is a farmer from Bruno, Saskatchewan Canada whose Canola fields were contaminated with Monsanto's Round-Up Ready Canola. Since he uses his own crops for seeds, and Monsanto's GM seeds are patented, Monsanto's position is that it doesn't matter whether Schmeiser knew or not that his canola field was contaminated with the Roundup Ready gene and that he must pay their Technology Fee.

    You are surrounded by lawyers. Resistance is futile.

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    1. Re:A bit screwy ? by bluGill · · Score: 2, Informative

      While I disagree with your conclusion, you must understand that Percy Schmeiser did intentionaly plant seeds near his neighbors, and then spray the offspring with roundup in a deliberate attempt to get the roundup ready genes into his otherwise tarditional seed crop. (By spraying with roundup he assured that only the roundup ready plants would survive)

      Now if he had just planted his seeds near the neighrbor, and without spraying roundup continued to do so I would agree that nothing should happen, but he tried to get the patented genes, so I'm not on his side. He could plant near those crops one year, waited until the patent expired, and then sprayed with roundup to develop his seed, and I would be in his favor.

    2. Re:A bit screwy ? by LordKronos · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's according to Schmeiser's story. I was a bit disturbed about the whole story for a long time, until I read a couple of third party accounts of the whole situation. According to the articles I read, although Percy didn't actually introduce the patented seeds into his crops (it was accidental contamination...probably seeds blown in by the wind from nearby crops), after it happened he knew full well what he had on his hands. He knew it was Round-Up Ready, and he took advantage of that fact. He harvested seeds from the crops so he could continue to benefit from it, knowing that what he was doing was in violation of the patent, but believing that if he were caught he could just claim ignorance.

      I'm certainly no Monsanto fan (it's one of the few companies I actually actively boycott), and I'm sure that any evidence they present on the case is only going to be the evidence that proves their case (and according to what I've seen, they've even distorted evidence and exaggerated the facts). However, I also realize that Schmeiser is looking at serious repercussions for what he did, and his website is probably only going to present evidence that makes him look good (and makes him look like the little guy being picked on buy the big bully).

      I wish I could remember where those articles I read came from, as they appeared to me to be the most unbiased reports I had read. If anybody has links to them, I'd appreciate if you could post them.

    3. Re:A bit screwy ? by Moofie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is it illegal to plant next to your neighbor? No.
      Is it illegal to spray your plants with Roundup? No.
      Do plants fuck? Yes.

      If Monsanto wanted to protect their IP, they should not have permitted their genes to pollute Mr. Schmeisser's field. If they could not prevent that pollution, they can hardly blame Mr. Schmeisser for attempting to make the best of their negligence.

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    4. Re:A bit screwy ? by MadAhab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who fucking cares where the seed came from? He didn't purchase their seeds, he didn't "procure" them in any way, so whether he wittingly took advantage or not is fucking irrelevant. Was Monsanto willing to bear the cost of "decontaminating" his farm from their seeds? No, so they must shut the fuck up and go die.

      In fact, what he probably should have done, the moment he realized what had polluted itself onto his land, was promptly sue Monsanto for the cost of all of his crops over the next 5 years.

      They shit on his yard, and now they're suing him for the price of manure.

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  38. Whoa, slow down there, lefty... by gfxguy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This seems to be more of a gray area than, say, a car, and yet not quite like the "content" of a CD or DVD.

    It's a device meant to produce jigs, apparently. So it's a tool designed for creating items. Now, the way I look at it, these absolutely stupid licensing restrictions have a solution, much like the stupid licensing of compilers way back when. Some of you older folks out there might remember a time when you'd buy a C compiler (for example). You'd have to give the company that wrote the compiler royalties on every product sold that was created with that compiler. It's true. Screw open source, man.

    Then along came GCC. Sure, you needed the commercial compiler to compile GCC, so that version of GCC you created was restricted (legally). Then we point out the stupidity of the licensing scheme - recompile GCC with the GCC you just created, and the new GCC is not restricted. Most software companies then saw the stupidity of this kind of licensing and licensed their products with a new kind of less restrictive license. Now I can't think of any, offhand, that don't simply allow you to compile and sell your program.

    Having dabbled in wood working myself (although not having made any dovedail joints), it seems to me if you have a jig to make dovedail joints you can use it to make another restriction free jig. Use the original jig to make a jig, then use the new jig to make a jig, and viola, no stupid restrictions.

    It may not be as simple as recompiling GCC (because the jig creates a dovetail creating jig, not another jig that creates a dovetail creating jig), but if I was annoyed, that's what I'd do.

    Really, though, it just points out the stupidity of this kind of licensing. I find it hard to believe there aren't any other jigs with less stupid restrictions.

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    1. Re:Whoa, slow down there, lefty... by tkg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think VC++ has a restriction from making a competitor to any Microsoft product. Borland's compiler has similar restrictions, IIRC.

    2. Re:Whoa, slow down there, lefty... by MrResistor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With old compilers, you could make...a compiler. This results in recursion, which points out the flaw in the system (how many generations do I have to be removed before I can use the tool wherever I like?). This is totally different here, since recursion is not present - the tool you make doesn't perform the same functions as the tool you licensed.

      RTFA

      The tool is specifically described as a "jig for making jigs", and their FAQ specifically states that the reason for the EULA is that the purpose of the tool is to clone itself. That sure sounds like recursion to me.

      Also, since you seem to be unfamiliar with the term, a jig is the closest thing there is to a compiler in woodworking..

      Sorry, but the analogy is quite solid, it is your understanding of the situation which is completely flawed.

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  39. Re:Rent and lease by k12linux · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You can rent or lease a physical item.

    If they want to rent or lease out the item fine.. let them do so and call it a rental or a lease. And let them try to "rent" stuff to their customers. But if they are selling a tangible physical item for a one-time fee they are SOL as far as enforcing that EULA goes.

    Hell, courts have even overturned some software EULA restrictions on reselling or giving away software which was originally bundled with a PC. So don't think a judge will be all too keen on enforcing these restrictions. The guy paid for it and if he wants to give it away or sell it I don't think there is a heck of a lot the company can do to stop him.

    If he had been dumb enough to sign a rental agreement or lease when he got his jig master.. THEN they would have some say. They know they wouldn't sell any jigs if they required the buyers to sign a rental agreement. This EULA is just an attempt to get the benefits of renting to customers without the damage it would do to their sales.

  40. Licensing Tools by a1z26b2y25 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just don't buy from them. The rest of the tool manufacturers will get the message. Woodworkers are not a dumb sheep bunch like the typical PC user. I have been woodworking for years now. These people will not sit by and let someone do this. They are used to building / fabricating their own tools if need be. This will flop, mark my words.

  41. patented seeds by budgenator · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is a canadian farmer being sued by montsanto for have a crop contaminated by montsanto's seed stock. Montsanto actualy tresspassed onto the guys property, stole seeds from his crop for genetic testing and later sued him for have a field that was 20% contaminated.

    OBTW, heirloom seeds are big business, seed prodicers will pay big busks for them; the undomesticated corn is probably worth millions.

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  42. Re:Don't you get protections with a licensed produ by willtsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    We need a service whereby illiterate people open all our software for us. In such a case, they cannot claim that we agreed to the license, nor could our agents as they cannot read ;-)

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  43. Re:Monsanto by schon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Every customer must sign an agreement (essentially EULA) which establishes that they will not reclaim GMO seeds for planting, farmers must instead go through a seed company, like us, so they pay the royalties.

    The difference between this and the "EULA"s in the article is that these are legally binding - they're presented before the sale, and they're signed by the purchaser.

    I'm not saying it's right or wrong, just that the Monsanto contracts are legally binding.

  44. EULA May Be Legal by Hylander · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's been a lot of ranting about whether this is legal or not.

    Well, it might be, depending on how it is presented. See my EULA FAQ for details.

  45. You're wrong by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >You can't redistribute copyrighted works without
    >the author's permission.

    You *can* infact re-sell used books.

    You *can* infact re-sell used CD's.

    and you sure as hell, can resell a real-world tool, like a hammer, or whatever this gettin'jiggy-with-it thing is.

    you can not reproduce copyrighted works, and sell those derivatives.

    this manufacturer doesnt have a legal leg to stand on.

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  46. Nit pick: No, slavery still isn't unconstitutional by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    For example, once we had slavery, the preamble to the constitution cannot have meaning in a country that practices slavery. The argument arose and it was solved by an amendment to the constitution which clarified the argument completely: if all men are created equal, no man can be another's property.

    This misrepresents both the logical argument and the amendment.

    The logical argument from "all men are created equal [before the law]" does not lead to "No man can be another's property." Instead it leads to "No man can be BORN another's property." Eliminating HEREDITARY slavery is a major step but not a total elimination.

    The amendment, as well, doesn't ban slavery either. It bans slavery "except as punishment for a crime". This goes beyond banning hereditary slavery, also banning temporary or permanent voluntary slavery (chosing now to lose ALL choices later) and slavery to repay civil judgements (debtor's prison, indenture). Only a criminal judgement can lead to involuntary servitude.

    Of course this puts intstitutions like the draft in an interesting position. Ditto irrevocable powers of attorney. (And certain kinky entertainments, if performed without a bailout mechanism, can lead to both criminal and civil liability if the kinkee doesn't like how the kinker kinked.)

    As to the amendment being passed to "solve the argument", it was actually passed for a much different reason: As a tactic by the US Federal Government to weaken the Confederate States of America during the "Civil War/War Between the States". The issue in THAT war was the right to secession (as Linconl made perfectly clear when he said that he'd free all, some, or none of the salves, whichever was necessary to save the Union). Slavery was constitutionally banned (except in limited circumstances) as a byproduct.

    (Of course, some states explicitly go beyond the Constitution's provisions.)

    Human rights trump property rights.

    Property rights ARE human rights - the rights of humans to own and control pieces of property, regardless of the wishes of the non-owners. The constitutional limitation on slavery in the US, along with its current interpretation and the lack of laws establishing marketable slaveownership as a criminal penalty, just says that humans are excluded from the category of "property" over which other (non-governmental) humans can exercise rights.

    Slavery is illegal and slave-owners are S.O.L with regard to their property rights pertaining to their slaves.

    Yep.

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  47. Re:EULA is not a contract by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

    one should not reasonably expect to make a living selling a product who's purpose is to replicate itself

    I was thinking about dabbling in the slave trade, but you've persuaded me otherwise...

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  48. Re: Simple: Value of Limited Use vs. Unlimited Use by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why shouldn't companies be able to charge different amounts for different licensing terms? If I am selling a product to a wide range of customers -- from weekend hobbyists to wealthy Fortune 500 companies -- I would like to create a price structure that matches the price to the product's value for each customer. I would like to charge a lower price to the hobbyists and a higher price to the Fortune 500 professionals. Unless I make a low-quality version, the difference between the products sold to these polar-opposite customers will be in the licensing terms. The amateur gets a product with a restrictive "non-professional use only" terms and the big company gets an "unrestricted" or "royalty-per-use" license. In both cases, the customers pay a different price because they get something of different value.

    The "everyone-pays-the-same-price-no-restrictions" model is not that good an idea, especialy for the hobbyists. People may gripe about having to pay a different price for what they consider the same product or gripe about stupid licensing terms, but a differentiated price structure provide benefits to the low-end. Without some way to differentiate the product between amateur and professional use, the company would need to charge the same price to everyone. This price would be higher than that charged to the "restricted-use" customers and would make the product less affordable to hobbyists.

    I may not like that some products come with restrictions, but I understand why companies do this and how it maximizes the number of people that can afford to buy the product.

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  49. Re:Purchaser _of the license_ by rizzo420 · · Score: 4, Informative

    a jig is a tool used to help in the wood working process. most woodworkers make custom jigs for their own use for certain types of projects that they do over and over. i'm sure most serious woodworkers have made their own jigs for dove-tailed joints. this product seems like a stupid way to make money off of newer woodworkers so they can save some time. the cost is appalling. it looks like a little piece of crap thing.

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  50. There's no contract here. by Arker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Obviously you don't know what a contract is.

    In order to form a contract, there are several necessary elements that are lacking here. There must be an agreement. From reading the link, and the links beyond that, there seems to be no agreement, only a unilateral statement from the company posing as one. Also consideration - this means that there has to be an exchange of goods or services, both parties must receive something or it is not a contract. In this case, there is no consideration. The person supposedly accepting the contract has already bought the jig, and the contract gives him nothing new - it only takes away things he already had.

    To make a contract of this, at minimum the customer would have to indicate assent in some way, after having read the terms of the 'agreement' (and no, keeping and using the item he already paid for does not suffice to show assent) and also to receive some consideration for such assent. They could, for instance, offer a rebate to those who signed the contract and returned it, and then they would have a contract (and also be open to a deceptive advertising charge if they were not clear on the terms upfront.) But this? This is nothing but a piece of paper which makes a lot of unsupported claims. Use it as toiletpaper.

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  51. Re:Don't you get protections with a licensed produ by JohnsonWax · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been looking to buy one of these soon, as it turns out.

    TemplateMaster isn't a jig in the usual sense. It's a jig to make jigs. The problem with most jigs of this type (dovetailing, etc.) is that you tend to make a lot of passes with a powerful tool (a router) and sooner or later you'll screw up and route the shit out of your jig. When your jig costs $600, you're gonna be pretty pissed.

    TemplateMaster lets you build jigs out of cheap materials and then use *those* until they wear out or you screw up. Then build a new one. The likelihood you'll ruin your TemplateMaster is much less since you really don't use it that often.

    The problem is that you can use the TemplateMaster to make jigs out of substantial materials like aluminum that are viable for resale. Now, that's generally not a big issue - there are lots of products like that in the world - but if you make a product for production, you charge a hell of a lot of money for it since you know it'll have a limited market. This is designed for consumers and is actually very inexpensive even compared to other consumer jigs.

    The mfgr is in a catch-22. He's made a product for consumers, but if it's picked up for production usage, it can seriously undermine his business.

    Personally, I think he's going the wrong way with this. He *should* be making his own jigs from the TemplateMaster and selling those (in addition to the TemplateMaster), and use existing laws to block other manufacturers from making and selling identical products. Even if they don't sell, their existance should protect him, and who knows, maybe they will sell...

  52. Re:Monsanto by srw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > The difference between this and the "EULA"s in the article is that these are legally binding - they're presented before the sale, and they're signed by the purchaser.

    What about people who claim it blew onto their property?

  53. Re: Simple: Value of Limited Use vs. Unlimited Use by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why shouldn't companies be able to charge different amounts for different licensing terms?

    They are, but this product is not licensed, it is sold.

    I would like to create a price structure that matches the price to the product's value for each customer.

    Yes you would - this would optimize your revenue. However, you have no right to expect the governemnt to exert special effort to help you do this.

    I may not like that some products come with restrictions, but I understand why companies do this and how it maximizes the number of people that can afford to buy the product.

    This is only a secondary effect - the main reason for a price structure is to maximise profit.

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  54. Re:Monsanto by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hypothetical querstion...

    Soybeans exist as the seed itself. To grow soybeans, you plany soybeans, correct?

    So, what stops me from buying "food" and simply planting it? Yeah, you mentioned that they make the seeds infertile, but that will have some fallout rate, such that the second gen might only get a few plants, but most of the third gen seeds will remain viable.

    In that situation, I have not signed a contract with you, with Monsanto, not even with the farmer (I'll starve to death before I sign a contract for a package of edamame).

    So, as the end user, with no contract to restrict my use of the "food" I buy, what stops me from simply using these seeds to grow crops? The way I see it, Monsanto can enforce their terms only because of contracts throughout the entire chain of production. What closes this seemingly trivial loophole?

  55. Re:Nice ... hmmm, not really. (Value vs. Cost) by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Re: still the same product:

    Actually, the license makes this untrue to the extent that the license is a binding contract. It is said that nobody "wants to buy a drill, they want to buy a set of holes" In the case of this product, the seller is selling the right for one person to make certain wood products for their own use. Perhaps the company should offer two versions of the product, a cheap "single user" model and a more expensive "neighborhood" model. Then people could choose which license made sense and not feel they were unilaterally prohibited from lending the product to their friends.

    Re: advocating subsidies or making more money of some people

    Yes, those are two ways to look at it. You could also look at it as the high-paying group paying for the up-front capital costs, and the low-paying group only paying the recurring costs (this is what happens in airline revenue management systems). The variable price model seems to create unfair opportunities for the seller to profit. But the fixed price model creates unfair opportunities for customers to profit. I would argue that a professional cabinet-making shop profits more from a jig than does a weekend hobbyist. The difference between the retail price and the value (the higher price one would be willing to pay) is the extra profit the buyer gets if they get it for less.

    Re: most products sold at a fixed price:

    This is only seems true in the world of consumer retail goods. It is not true with EBay, car dealers, airlines, stock markets, commodities markets, or in industrial sales. It's not even that true around the world -- haggling is still alive and well. Now that I think of it, its not even as true in retail anymore since retailers can quickly change the prices of goods to differentiate between customers willing buy now or wait til later (just watch how gasoline prices vary across the weekdays if you don't believe me). Worldwide and across the economy, I would argue that most products are sold with some value-of-usage differentiation in the final stages of pricing.

    Re: scalpers

    I have no problem with scalpers since they seem to be an artifact of the flawed fixed-price system. Worse, the illegality of scalping creates a lack of transparency in the market that actually conspires to create those outrageous prices. Personally, I'd advocate a periodic Dutch auction process for primary sales with a bid-ask secondary market, but that's just me.

    The real issue is: should prices be determined by the cost-of-production (i.e. fixed profit margins for the seller) or the value-of-usage (i.e. fixed profit margins for the buyer)?

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