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Yet Another Big Solar Flare

philthedrill writes "CNN is reporting that the sun has fired another large solar flare towards Earth. This one could arrive as early as Thursday (Oct. 30th) afternoon. (insert end-of-the-world statement here)."

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  1. *Yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who Cares. I mean after awhile this becomes so boring. Jesus can't we pick on SCO today.

  2. Insert end-of-the-world statement here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

    1. Re:Insert end-of-the-world statement here. by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know. Personally I've got 50 years--60 tops--left and then it's all over.

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  3. It's those damn aliens by Phoenix-kun · · Score: 4, Funny

    pumping our sun to supernova so they can power their lightsails to the next star system.

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    1. Re:It's those damn aliens by aliens · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stop blaming your pollution woes on us!

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  4. one quote... by kisrael · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I have not seen anything like it in my entire career as a solar physicist. The probability of this happening is so low that it is a statistical anomaly."

    You know, 'statistical anomaly' is NOT what I want to hear from solar physicists about my particular sun.

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    1. Re:one quote... by ebacon · · Score: 2, Funny
      You know, 'statistical anomaly' is NOT what I want to hear from solar physicists about my particular sun.

      Perhaps it's the inter-planetary equivalent of banging on your neighbors wall when they're making too much noise?

    2. Re:one quote... by idahogie · · Score: 2, Funny
      "I have not seen anything like it in my entire career as a solar physicist. The probability of this happening is so low that it is a statistical anomaly."

      Would he say that the probability is astronomically low?

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    3. Re:one quote... by E-Rock · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While that probably is true, that doesn't mean that he has any freaking clue what is going on inside the sun. Bad analogy: A moron is more developed than an idiot, but neither one has much of a clue.

  5. The Sun is firing at us? by heironymouscoward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do I suddenly feel like making backups of all my important data... and why do I think it will be of absolutely no use at all?!

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    1. Re:The Sun is firing at us? by Kusanagi · · Score: 3, Funny
      Why do I suddenly feel like making backups of all my important data... and why do I think it will be of absolutely no use at all?!

      Is that "no use at all" like the pre-Y2K world-coming-to-an-end kinda way, or like the post-Y2K lot-of-hoopla-over-nothing kinda way?

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    2. Re:The Sun is firing at us? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Why do I suddenly feel like making backups of all my important data..."

      Yeah I backed up my porn collection too.

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  6. Already here by CrazyTrashCanHead · · Score: 2, Informative

    See www.spaceweather.com for more info. SEC's Space Weather Now, however, seems to be down (www.sec.noaa.gov/SWN).

  7. Any effects on humans at all? by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do these flares affect humans (or even wildlife) at all? You know, even if it is the same way that pets can sense when an earthquake is about to happen....

    1. Re:Any effects on humans at all? by e4liberty · · Score: 4, Informative

      I heard on NPR last night that an X class CME has the effect of about "10 dental X-rays" on folks flying in airplanes over the poles. I guess the magnetic field lines make the poles the most vulnerable area, and at higher altitudes there is less atmosphere for protection.

    2. Re:Any effects on humans at all? by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny


      One of my co-workers stepped outside right as it hit. His head swelled up and exploded right before us. The rest of his body melted into a pile of bubbling ooze before turning into pure ash and getting blown away by the wind. He was about to get laid off, anyway, so it's not like it really mattered.

      So, yes, I guess there is an effect on humans.

    3. Re:Any effects on humans at all? by 3waygeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Straight Dope on in-flight irradiation.

  8. Tinfoil hats by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, will tinfoil hats protect us from onslaught of solar flares? i have a whole stockpile.. $5.99 a piece, message me for details!

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    1. Re:Tinfoil hats by MuParadigm · · Score: 2, Funny


      That would be a subset of the computer techs. We already know how to make our own tinfoil hats and don't need to pay any stinking salesman who either a) doesn't know how to make them right and uses shoddy tinfoil or b) is a government or Microsoft spy trying to get into our heads by implanting tinfoil-resistant radio transmitters in our hats.

  9. Anyone experience ANY damage? by dada21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Probably by sheer luck and bad timing, I had 3 monitors all fail on the same day while I was at a customers. Couldn't explain the failure (it was definitely an anomoly) but maybe it had something to do with bad power that may have been caused by fluctuations in the power grid?

  10. right about now by zephc · · Score: 5, Funny

    a kid in rural Kansas is accidentally throwing a tractor a half mile from his farm.

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    1. Re:right about now by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've loved in the shower, and my bedroom, but I must admit, I've never loved in Rural Kansas.

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    2. Re:right about now by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I've loved in the shower, and my bedroom, but I must admit, I've never loved in Rural Kansas."

      I've loved in rural Kansas. Even experimented with tropical oils. Can't wait to try it with a partner!

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    3. Re:right about now by egeorge · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't the phrase "rural Kansas" a little redundant?

  11. Pity by nepheles · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's a pity that more people don't get to view these phenomena, because of modern light pollution. How many people are losing awe-inspiring sights, such as this and the milky-way?

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    1. Re:Pity by jandrese · · Score: 3, Funny

      Er, to see the solar flare you would have to look directly at the Sun. Modern light pollution is not going to be a big concern. Needless to say, for your own safety, please only do this at night.

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    2. Re:Pity by Minwee · · Score: 2, Informative

      Er, to see the effects of this solar flare, you would be much happier looking at the Aurora Borealis. Light pollution is going to be a big concern.

  12. Yet another loud Sun Fart. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stupid sun.

  13. Cellphone dead? by whitelabrat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll take all the cellphone interruptions I can get. Go sun go!

    -your sig here

  14. Obligatory Office Space Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Y'know, I don't really care. I don't really like talking about my flair.

  15. Halloween is going to be killer by orn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pun intended.

    This could shape up to be a really amazing Halloween. For some reason, that 80's movie about Halley's comet's tail intersecting the earth and making zombies out of everyone that wasn't in a lead-lined room comes to mind. I, for one, will welcome our new zombie overlord masters. :-)

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  16. We don't know squat. by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:
    Space weather forecasters say this spate of strong solar flares is not consistent with normal solar behavior. The sun, which follows an 11-year activity cycle, has been quieting down since the last peak in 2000.

    Although we humans have been looking at the sun since before we climbed out of the trees (and our moms have been telling us not to even longer), it's almost silly to say that any observation of our local star is "not consistent with normal solar behavior." Just how many of those 11-year cycles have been recorded?

    If the ancient Chinese were using pinhole solar viewers to count sunspots for the past 5000 years, that would be one thing. But as has been posted in every Slashdot story on the subject, we have maybe 200 years of scientific data (of varying quality) out of the sun's five billion year history. Even W's pollsters would tell you that sample size is too small.

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    1. Re:We don't know squat. by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      we have maybe 200 years of scientific data (of varying quality) out of the sun's five billion year history. Even W's pollsters would tell you that sample size is too small.

      True, but that doesn't stop people from going on and on about global warming based on even less data.

    2. Re:We don't know squat. by son_of_asdf · · Score: 4, Informative

      We actually have access to many thousands of years worth of climactic data, thanks to extracted ice cores, data from the ocean floor, and an number of other sources. For starters, have a look at The Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute's website for more information on the subject.

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  17. Power grid and BPL by afternoon_nap · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder how it'll affect the BPL test sites. Most BPL (broadband over powerline) would be affected somehow since they operate on HF frequencies. Additionally most shortwave radio was adversely affected.

    I saw some of last night's aurora from my location in SE Arkansas. Anyone else see the aurora?

  18. My server is safe by phorm · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've coated the whole motherboard with SPF-50 sunblock. Ain't none of that darn sun radiation gonna get my computer.

    If anyone needs me I'll be out back holding my hotdog-on-a-stick up real high...

    p.s. Anyone else smell coconut burning?

  19. Smallville reference by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny

    > (insert end-of-the-world statement here)

    Or at least the end of my superpowers! Somebody saaaavveee mmmeeeee...

  20. Self-evident reporting by Zathrus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Best headline I saw on these was on MSNBC Wednesday. My wife told me about it, but I went and confirmed myself:

    Space Storm hits; Earth Survives

    Which, of course, is amazing news and you certainly wouldn't have known if the alternative had occurred.

    I'd provide a link, but like most of the online news outlets they readily change story headlines and content throughout the day. It's completely different now and talks about the current state and the upcoming flare output tomorrow (Friday).

  21. Ah, solar flares by Digital+Dharma · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Ultimate Slashdotting.

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    1. Re:Ah, solar flares by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, a supernova would be the ultimate Slashdotting.

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  22. Re:Another one (story, not flare)? by duber007 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The peak in the current cycle was a few years back....see the NOAA's SolarCycle page Considering it's an 11 year cycle, we are supposed to be on the downswing right now....also, don't forget that we're now at two major storms in the last few days, emmenating from two massive (and still growing) sunspots on the surface of the sun...so, I would call this something extraordinary.

  23. Statistical anomaly? More like a bad model by fname · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I read this line, "I have not seen anything like it in my entire career as a solar physicist. The probability of this happening is so low that it is a statistical anomaly.", I cringed. Either a) This guy thinks his model is great & really believes that this is a 1/1,000,000,000 event, or b) he knows that this indicates a whole in his model, but the reporter ripped the quote out of context to make the story more sensational.

    A little statistics primer is in order. In order to quote odds on anything, a statistician needs a model, generally based on existing data. When there is an event that's off the charts, it will usually indicate to the scientist (or engineer) that there is a deficiency in their model (or their process is out of control, for manufacturing types). If I were a solas scientist, this event would indicate to me that the model is not adequate for predicting this sort of thing. Which makes sense, since we probably only have 40 years worth of data; you expect to be thrown a curve-ball every now and then.

    So I doubt it really is a statistical anomanly; maybe these solar-flare pairs occur every 50 years or so & that's why we haven't seen it before. But either the reporter needs to better explain the meaning of the quote, or the quotee needs to take a basic course on the limits of statistical probability.

    1. Re:Statistical anomaly? More like a bad model by fbg111 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounded to me that the scientist meant this event is an outlier in the collected data. A single outlier is nothing, and most are lopped off before making models anyway. Is this event really that big a deal?

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  24. Re:How long would we last? by snooo53 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ignoring all the typical whiney /. comments about how that's impossible because of blah blah physical explanation (and totally missing the point of your question), I don't think mankind would have a chance as a whole. I would guess that within a week the surface would become uninhabitable.

    I do however think a very very limited number of people could survive in deep mineshafts. Bring down a small nuclear generator, some source of oxygen, lights, canned foods and enough plants and seeds to be able to start some sort of food production, and I think a few people could survive for a number of years.

    The main problems I see is that they have no way presumably of making the machinery necessary to keep things in good repair and to replace broken equipment. So without a lot of foresight, I dont' think those people would have more than a few years. Although it does make one wonder if some small secret govt. group has thought of and prepared for this contingency. Who really knows?

    I also think the social chaos on the surface would kill off most everyone before a day or two are up.

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  25. Re:Interesting thing to watch for: by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Actually I think it is just the effect of everyone running to Slashdot to reply to the latest solar flare story.

  26. Re:aurora? by javaxman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There is a picture of aurora which someone took in Sacramento last night.

    Aurora pictures from last night

    The above page has pictures taken in places like Georgia, Iowa, Oklahoma, Texas... some *great* views in Colorado, too. Alaska? The entire sky was green and red last night.

    It was too windy here ( SF bay area ) for me to have ventured out last night. Ok, I admit, I forgot to look. My view to the north sucks anyway.

  27. Vancouver cleared up!!! by ashitaka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It was cloudy and raining when I posted the last time.

    However it cleared up by evening. I was working late keeping an eye on the Real-Time Aurora Map which was looking pretty quiet when all of a sudden almost the entire northern hemisphere is coverd in a big red circle.

    Went outside and sure enough, the Northern sky is aglow in blue and red.

    Very cool.

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  28. All this great surf... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Funny
    The surf is unseasonably heavy, and here I am stuck in a civilization that hasn't invented flare riding ships yet. :-(

    I only hope the spirit of Douglas Adams is out there enjoying the show.

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  29. Great CNN Headline by Buskaatt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sun delivers yet another shot at Earth

    In other news, President George W. Bush as extended the Axis of Evil to include the Sun. "This supposed ally has been flexing its nucular [sic] muscles without U.N. oversight for generations. While small infractions can be overlooked, a direct strike at the U.S. will not be ignored."

    1. Re:Great CNN Headline by Webmoth · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Sun delivers yet another shot at Earth"

      How else is Sun going to resuscitate its market share? If all sorts of pretty flashing lights don't help, then they're doomed.

      Sun's just using Microsoft tactics: use our stuff or else.

      Now, where's the Justice Department? They should be going after Sun for abuse of monopoly powers; it far outshines any other thermonuclear energy provider that Earth uses.

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    2. Re:Great CNN Headline by akruppa · · Score: 2, Funny

      This sounds like almost literally out of Austin Powers...

      The President: C'mon, let me nuke that bastard.
      Commander Gilmour: You want to blow up the sun?
      The President: Would you really miss it that much?

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    3. Re:Great CNN Headline by Mr_Icon · · Score: 2, Funny

      "But do not worry," he added, "the well-being of our troops sent to perform this mission is our primary concern. They will land on the Sun at night, so as to avoid getting burned."

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  30. California Fires and Sunspots by mo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One interesting effect from the fires in California (specifically San Diego) is that the smoke has made it very easy to view the sun. Since the smoke has been so dense, the sun has appeared as this rich red-orange disc in the sky, with little dark dots on it where the solar flares are. I wish I had taken a picture, but I'm sure somebody can dig one up on google.

  31. Magnetic North shifts 5 This morning by tonywestonuk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    According to the BBC, magnetic north varied by 5 degrees in 25mins starting from 0830 GMT, as the storm swept passed us.

    1. Re:Magnetic North shifts 5 This morning by VisorGuy · · Score: 2

      Please forgive my ignorance, but I'm a bit confused...

      In all this solar flare news, I have read a few times that the severity of the affects our technology experiences is conditional on the orientation of the magnetosphere...

      I can't help but wonder: what controls the orientation of this magnetosphere? Is it not the "poles"? Are they not immovable? Is it possible for us to [someday] influence the orientation of the magnetosphere?

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  32. one simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    lets burn down the observatory so that this never happens again!

  33. Re:CRYSTAL PLANET by Shenkerian · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems you agree perfectly with the moderation of his comment.

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  34. Perfect Space Storm by descil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.nasa.gov/vision/universe/solarsystem/pe rfect_space_storm.html

    "Remarkably, science has documented solar events a hundred times more intense... But none of them interacted with the Earth in such a violent manner."

    "What transpired ... was this: ... From August 28 to September 2 several solar flares were observed. Then, on September 1, the Sun released a mammoth solar flare. For almost an entire minute the amount of sunlight the Sun produced at the region of the flare actually doubled."

    "The question I get asked most often is, 'Could a perfect space storm happen again, and when?'" added Tsurutani. "I tell people it could, and it could very well be even more intense than what transpired in 1859. As for when, we simply do not know."

    Perhaps we're looking at something similar now. Interestingly, the article I grabbed these quotes from was published 10.24.03 ... just a couple days ago.

  35. It's those damn aliens = reference explained by Starlet+Monroe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For those of you wondering, this is a reference to Larry Niven's "The Fourth Profession". This is considered one of Niven's best short works.
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    An interstellar trading ship arrived in the moon's orbit two years ago, and the few aliens who have descended to Earth have stayed in their landing craft or at the United Nations building in New York City. When one of the aliens unexpectedly shows up in a Los Angeles tavern, bartender Ed Frazer awakes the next morning with the strangest hangover of his life. Ed barely remembers taking the pills offered by the alien; each pill flooding his brain with the knowledge of an alien profession ... spaceship captain ... teleporter .... translator ... but Ed can't remember how many pills he took, or if the confusing overload of information in his head shadows the terrible secret of their mission.

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  36. What to do if the world is ending by Baron_Yam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alternate between lots of sex and quiet contemplation. That way, when you die you're 50% happy and 50% solemly dignified. :)

  37. major dilemma! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean I should repent for my sins, or do a lot of sinning while there's still time?

    Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

  38. Re:CRYSTAL PLANET by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Funny

    From Dictionary.com:

    whilst
    conj. Chiefly British

    While.

    [Middle English whilest, alteration of whiles, whiles. See whiles.]

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  39. Physics of Power Grid Surges by rjthomas61 · · Score: 2, Informative

    CNN: "Power grids in the northern United States and Canada felt the effects of the first storm. Utilities endured power surges and closely monitored their systems to prevent surges, according to NOAA."

    Check out this article for more details on how solar flares cause these surges.

    Excerpt:
    "If (when) this flow of charged particles and embedded magnetic field collides with the Earth, it dramatically disrupts Earth's geomagnetic field and ionosphere, changing the terrestrial magnetic fields ... This magnetic field change, which occurs fairly rapidly, then induces currents in nearby conductors. ... In those areas that do not have high conductivity, such as those areas that contain igneous rock, the induced current flows through any available current path-typically, the long utility system lines for power, gas, oil, water, and telecommunications."

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  40. Re:How long would we last? by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 2, Funny

    The human body produces over 20000 BTU's of heat... more during vigorous physical activity... perfect chance for us to get girls!

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  41. Re: Yep. We don't know squat. by Captain+McCrank · · Score: 2, Funny

    Data != Information Over the years, my flatulence may have had varying degrees of strength. It has both pleased and offended many. Some still remember certain spectacular events while others have passed into obscurity. But none of this tells you if I ate a chillidog, nor the quantity. There is no substitue for analysis of directly observed data.

  42. Good sailing weather.. by Zurgutt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe we should get a craft with solar sail up and waiting asap, for next event? :)

  43. Re:one Asimov quote by garyrich · · Score: 2, Informative

    Which is itself a nod from Matt Groening to Asimov's classic short "Nightfall"

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  44. Re:How far south? by RichardX · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm in northern Scotland, and I saw it (faintly) last night (that is, around 11 PM on the 29th). A couple of people I've spoken to said they saw it much brighter around 9 PM

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  45. Re:Can plasma change Earth's orbit? by tomem · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There isn't enough force developed to make a perceptible change in our orbit, even over geologic time.

    However, hundreds of tons of our upper atmosphere is ejected into space and, to some degree, carried off downstream in the solar wind, during these events. So, a small part of our planet has it's orbit profoundly altered by these events. The loss rate is modest and partly compensated by acquired material from dust and meteorites. But this could influence atmospheric composition over geologic time. The plume coming from Venus has been detected near Earth.

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