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Herrings Use Farts To Communicate
unassimilatible writes "According to University of British Columbia scientists, herrings use farts to communicate. Biologists know that herrings can hear sounds of this frequency, while most fish cannot. This would allow them to communicate by Fast Repetitive Tick (FRT) without alerting predators to their presence. There is a .wav sound file available of the fish farting. Don't tell me the scientists didn't purposely choose an acronym that sounds like "fart.""
This adds a whole new level to the Monty Python Knights who say NI! sketch. I am not entirely sure what that level is, but I am sure that it's there somewhere.
Here, let me fart in your face, you fooking FP troll. I call it communication.
...that's how women communicate? That would explain all the misunderstandings, and why they'd get offended if you let out a big one.
Must be an insult or something...
Daniel
Carpe Diem
I really did try to think of something that would get me modded to Score:5 Funny ...sigh...
You know, the usual "In Soviet Russia farts fish for YOU" or the old standby about hot grits and whatshername, but the story is just funny enough that it doesn't need anything else.
I wish I was a Biologist doing fun stuff like this and not a Comp Sci. major doing Win2003 installs.
I once communicated my love for garlic to an elevator full of co-workers. From both ends as a matter of fact. Let me see a herring do that!
Archer: "Welcome on board the Enterprise. This is the turbolift, and it will take us to the bri...
Alien Leader:FfffffffffRIPPPP!!!
Archer: Um, the bridge, *cough* where we control...
Alien #2: (slow squishy sound)
Archer: Goddamn! I mean, Perhaps I should show you something closer. Here's th...
Alien #3: (High pitched sqeaker)
Archer: *gag* Fuck me! *choke* No wonder you guys don't get more visitors! I alr...
Aliens (all): Faaaaaarttttttt.....
Archer: Red Alert! Target alien ship!
...Something smells fishy about this.
(ouch. Sorry, had to be said).
Made me think about the Dr. Who and the Curse of the Fatal Death, though.
Fish are known to call out to potential mates with low "grunts and buzzes"
Isn't this similar to how man started communicating? Except with grunts and whistles. Next thing you know those fish will have suburban sprawl and SUVs..
Eat 'em while you can!
Anyone else having trouble with that wav file ?
Xmms refuses to enqueue it, and play gives a really distorted sound.
Im not here now... Im out KILLING pepperoni
> "Schooling behavior in herring is exploited by several top predators with complex hunting behaviors. Squid encircle herring schools and dart in to prey on the corralled fish."
> "...would allow them to communicate by Fast Repetitive Tick (FRT) without alerting predators to their presence."
Silly scientists! Everybody knows... ticks are for squids.
Operator, give me the number for 911!
Maybe I need a different codec. When I play it in winamp and media player I don't hear a lot, jsut a bunch of fast reptitive ticks.
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that they also tap dance.
Life is like surrealism: if you have to have it explained to you, you can't afford it.
If they do it a lot wouldn't they run out of gas?
"Biologists have linked a mysterious, underwater farting sound to bubbles coming out of a herring's anus."
Man I thought I was reading the Onion for a moment.
"Derp de derp."
That's the French Taunter scene, knucklehead.
My God, it's Full of Source!
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The headline should have read:
Longstanding controversy settled: Fish DO fart.
Yet another reason why Herring will never be considered a superior life form.
Better keep them away from my chili or they'll keep the whole North Sea up all night.
- Zav - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods...
IP-over-farts...
"Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
Not sure about you but the first thing I thought of when reading this headline was that it applies to the RedHerring's mode(s) of commucation as well. phphhhhht! What was that? Smells like a money-grubbing silicon valley "journalist"-come-lately to me.
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"Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole how to talk?"
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The biologists initially assumed that the swim bladder was also producing the high-pitched sound they had detected. But then they noticed that a stream of bubbles expelled from the fish's anus corresponded exactly with the timing of the noise
I dunno 'bout you, but that's the first thing I would have suspected if I heard a "high-pitched" sound coming from a fish. Where are these scientists from? Wales?
And, bye the bye, just exactly where is the anus located on a fish?
Probably played out something like this:
....at the institute, they said I was mad....
1) Herring is confronted by big nasty predetor, darn near shits himself
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2) Aroma causes said predetor to lose appetite
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3) Other herring, alerted by noise, flee to safety
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4) Soon, herring learn to fart to warn other herring of impending doom.
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5) Herring's whose fart do not also alert the predetor are highly prized and get first pick of the female herring.
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6) "Quiet farting" passed on the future generations.
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A goal is a dream with a deadline
At Farts.com
"Forest" has one "r" you dumb ass.
The six genes specifying the utilization of L-fucose as a carbon and energy source are known as the "fuc" genes. Among them is L-fuculose kinase, also known as "fucK." The abstract of the paper where the genes were cloned (and I think named) can be found on PubMed.
What /.'er could ever keep from clicking on that .wav file link, even if it might have a virus?? "nonononono, I gotta!!!!" #click#
"#$%@! I knew it!"
Wow... Didn't know fish had ears.
Always thought they were hard of herring.
No it isn't, you ass. The Knights Who Say Ni told them to cut down a tree with herring. RTFP...no matter how retarded it is.
String Theory as applied to Monty Python?
Explore the fish in interactive mode here (click on "Prik til fisken"), you need flash though :| :)
;p
Just keep poking it
Note: The site is in Danish, so might need Babelfish or similiar
Carbon based humanoid in training.
"Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiith, A FARTING HERRING!"
In fact, I understood that herring perfectly. He said "Guess what I had for dinner?!"
They're just very scared when they're chased by Tux!
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In the Whoniverse, this would suggest that herring are in fact natives of the planet Tersurus - the most kindly and peace-loving race ever encountered by the Doctor, but also the most shunned and abhorred species because they communicated by precisely-modulated gastric emissions. 'Oh no, the planet of the bottom burpers'
..I was actually quite proud to be a British Columbian... ~m
"Yes, I have a Disaster Recovery Plan. It's called my Resume"
Goddamn somebody needs to write this RFC, it'll be more famous than that damn carrier pigeon one!
To round this off, scientists need to find a fish that picks its nose and eats its own boogers.
Table-ized A.I.
/.ing effect? It muct be confusing, go left, no right no, who is humming, I need an answer not a joke, there I was had my chance tried to fart but.., will wverybody please shut up I am trying to think!
I eat my grapes at room temperature, cuz the cold ones hurt my teeth