Counter-Strike For Xbox - Gold, Previewed, Cheat-Free?
Thanks to GamerFeed for reprinting the press release revealing that Valve's Xbox conversion of team-based tactical FPS Counter-Strike has now gone gold, and will be available in stores on November 18th. The console version boasts "seven never-before-seen multiplayer maps, one new counter-terrorist team, one new terrorist team and downloadable maps via Xbox Live", and GameSpot have a hands-on preview that rates the conversion as "a tight incarnation of the PC shooter", and mentions "subtle tweaks to [level] layout that will force veteran players to learn some new tricks." The Microsoft press release also claims: "The secure environment of Xbox Live ensures that gamers will experience nothing but cheat-free play."
They probably shouldn't have said that. Now people will try even harder.
it's running on a console do help to increase the possibility.
however, it's still a microsoft system, so anything's possible. i wouldn't have been waving a red flag like that were i them...
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What if I run my XBox through a proxy of some sort and have it modify packets? Unless the server for Counterstrike on XBox is fixed to be totally secure, checking the client for modifications is pointless.
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I assume this is a low res version of CounterStrike, without the fine aiming control of a mouse? Or does it have an auto-aim feature?
I wonder which patch level of CS it will be running from. I found it amusing in the older versions that many "professional" players liked to use a sniper rifle and walk around crouched, and jump up and down in the air to shoot. Just like real life!
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We now have another good looking FPS on the Xbox. I just bought Rainbow Six 3 a few days ago, and I'm loving it. With all the other FSP (Ghost Recon, Ghost Recon:IT, RTCW, Swat, RBS 3) CounterStrike is going to have to fight a bit for a lot of people to play. Sure, its counterstrike, and EVERYBODY plays counterstrike, but I'll probabaly stick to Rainbow Six for now, unless something truely amazing happens in counterstrike.
Let's not forget the press release soon to come...
'Microsoft announced the release of its first patch for its Xbox console game Counter-Strike today. One month after its release date, the game continues to be a high-seller in the pre-holiday shopping frenzy.
'The patch is available with your Xbox Live account. If you do not already possess an account, you can still download the patch for $12.99.'
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Sounds great! But is it *FUN*?
At last!
:D
Now we can get rid of all the filthy Counterstrike players from the LAN parties!
This is a day of joy! Microsoft did something good for once! I almost feel like I should thank them
Now...how do we make all counterstrike players go get XboXes instead of infesting the otherwise decent computergaming society?
Cheating in Counter-Strike has been a major problem (The most cheated online game ? Who knows , but I'm sure it'll be in the top 10 for years to come.) Xbox Live does check for inconsistencies in packets & data (to what extent will see) but this is good news to any of us that tired of cheaters ruining the game. If Microsoft can drasticly reduce cheating with it's Live service , there will be more entertaining games (knowing the person kicking your arse is really that good ... or not) & for serious players , more realiable matches , more tournaments & more competitions can be held. And that is good for everyone.
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but will it support a keyboard and mouse if I "accidentally" spliced a USB hub onto a controller extender? :p
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However, the very fact that this is a console version of CS should dumb down the AWP enough. I mean, have you ever tried aiming a sniper rifle with a joystick as opposed to with a mouse in a game? It could be done, and done well, but it still would take miles more effort and wouldn't be done with quite the same accuracy as CS on the computer.
Plus you have to factor in the fact that CS will be without console scripts, which most professional CounterStrikers seem to use.
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There are so many servers and players out there playing CS that you can always just jump in and find a game. How many copies do they think they'll be able to sell of this for the XBox? There will be so few players that you'll be forced to play on certain servers whether you want to or not.
They used the word Secure in the same sentance as a Microsoft product!
LOL
You mean the same "veterans" that always play on servers running the same de_dust, de_dust2, and cs_militia maps 24/7?
Last time I checked CS was loaded with hundreds, if not thousands, of maps yet only 5-10 are really played.
Why was it modded as troll? He is right!
I never thought I would say this, but...
THANK YOU, MS!