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NASA Debates How And When To Kill Hubble Telescope

Amy's Robot writes "The Washington Post reports that after 13 years of wear and tear, the Hubble telescope may be on the way out. NASA and some outside scientists have become involved in a heated debate about how and when to end the Hubble telescope program. Keeping Hubble in service until 2020 would require an extra maintenance visit by astronauts at a cost of at least $600 million. Some even worry the batteries could fail by 2010, since the next maintenance visit has been delayed by the Columbia accident and space station priorities. Is it worth maintaining our old friend Hubble, or should NASA let him go out in a blaze of glory?"

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  1. I already know.. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    "How And When To Kill Hubble"

    Professor Plum will use the candlestick in the library next Tuesday.

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    1. Re:I already know.. by McAddress · · Score: 5, Funny

      i would propose using kill -9.

    2. Re:I already know.. by kill+-9+$$ · · Score: 5, Funny

      well fine, somebody give me directions to the library and where I can get said candlestick and I'll take care of it...

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  2. For the time being. by nocomment · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes I think hubble should be maintained. At least until we get the Lunar observatory built. Then you will get some cool picures of hubble crashing into the sun.

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    1. Re:For the time being. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Lunar observatory? How 'bout the James Webb Space Telescope, slated to launch on August 2011.

    2. Re:For the time being. by mz001b · · Score: 3, Informative

      The JWST is an IR instrument. Hubble is visible/UV. Having them both up in orbit simultaneously would allow images of the same sources in all the bands, which would be very useful.

    3. Re:For the time being. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, but as I mentioned in another post, the real advantage of a space-based telescope is it's deep resolving power (ability to view high-redshift objects). Clearly, an IR instrument makes more sense, in this case. While the hubble provides excellent visible-light observations, ground-based observatories, which are making incredibly impressive observations using adaptic optics, may be able to fill that gap.

  3. Re:Must die? by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do you want a 12 tons falling on your house?

    Instead, NASA's plan now calls for building an unmanned craft, which would be launched on a throwaway rocket and attach itself to the Hubble to steer the telescope safely into the Pacific Ocean -- eliminating any possibility that the 12.5-ton telescope could fall on, say, Mexico City or Miami.

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  4. Hubble Slide Show by Mad+Man · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Cool slide show of Hubble photographs at http://wires.news.com.au/special/mm/030811-hubble. htm

    1. Re:Hubble Slide Show by MindStalker · · Score: 3, Funny

      Great slide show, but can someone please slow it down, I'm about to hurl.

  5. $600 Million by Professeur+Shadoko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    seems fairly cheap to me, compared to what it would cost to build and launch a new one

    1. Re:$600 Million by Abcd1234 · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to the JWST Website, the next generation space telescope will cost "$824.8 million". What were you saying about comparative cost, again?

    2. Re:$600 Million by gorilla · · Score: 3, Informative

      JWST won't be repairable by the shuttle. It's going to be at the L2 point. One of the major problems with the HST is that it's so close to the earth, it's got a built in 'wobble' due to the gravity tides of the earth moon system. Putting it at L2, the wobble is much smaller, and that means it can take long exposure images much more easily. The shuttle can't get anywhere near L2, so JWST won't be servicable. This has the added benefits of making JWST much easier to design, as they don't have to make all the instrumentation in easy to remove compartments.

  6. Could they bring it back down? by rarose · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It'd be great if they could bring it home in the Shuttle and put it in the Smithsonian... I'm certain the museum would hang it from the ceiling!

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    1. Re:Could they bring it back down? by essaunders · · Score: 5, Informative

      It looks like they were planning on bringing it back..

      "Before the Columbia accident, NASA intended eventually to have a crew of astronauts maneuver the 43-foot-long telescope into a cargo bay and bring it home for installation in the National Air and Space Museum as an inspiration for future generations. A general unwillingness to subject astronauts to such risks for a museum exhibit, among other things, eliminated that option, Weiler said. "

      but I know... that's from the second page : )

    2. Re:Could they bring it back down? by Dawn+Keyhotie · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Actually, that was the initial plan. Including hanging it from the ceiling in the Smithsonian. But now with the Columbia accident, no one wants to put astronauts' lives on the line just to retreive a museum piece.

      I think it would be stupid^H^H^H^H^H^Hoverly optimistic to de-orbit Hubble until the new Webb space telescope is launched and fully tested. After all, how dumb would NASA look if it destroyed a perfectly good piece of equipment, and then its replacement fubared because of a mismatched washer or something.

      And right now, the plan is to do just that, to bring down Hubble before Webb is even launched, to save a few (million) bucks in Hubble operational costs. And the big debate is that everyone with any sense, and any sense of history, is telling them (NASA penny pinchers) that they're crazy.

      "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." Something NASA should consider before taking penny-wise, pound-foolish steps.

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    3. Re:Could they bring it back down? by Shadwhawk · · Score: 5, Informative

      It isn't, actually. The Hubble weighs about 24,000lbs, and the shuttle can bring down about 43,500.

    4. Re:Could they bring it back down? by aallan · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think the HST is too heavy for the shuttle to bring down. The mass that they can lift is significantly larger than the mass that they can return to Earth.

      Actually it was designed to be brought back to Earth in the shuttle cargo bay for servicing, repair, and later relaunch. However later (not even the most recent) safety add-ons meant that the shuttle is now unable to retrieve it from orbit.

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    5. Re:Could they bring it back down? by Temkin · · Score: 3, Informative


      Actually... They would have to grab it all at once. Once you power it down, it will start to spin and tumble. Once that happens, you can't grab ahold of it again.

      Some micro sats are spin stabilized. The have a bar magnet mounted in them to align one axis with earths magnetic field, and a smaller cross magnet to limit the spin rate... The source of the spin? They paint one side of the antenna radials black. Sunlight then spins 'em like a radiometer globe you might find on someone's desk. That's all it takes to start something tumbling up there!

  7. Here's an idea... by MoeMoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Give the "hunk-of-junk" to me... I'm sure I can find many... uses, for it... **cough** SETI@HOME **cough**

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  8. Re:Must die? by jridley · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hubble is a very upkeep-intensive device. Only very good engineering lets it last the length of time that it does between servicing missions.
    Even if you don't upgrade the equipment, there is servicing that needs to be done. The biggest problem in the past has been the reaction wheels; they have spares but they DO fail. At one time they were one failure away from not being able to control the scope.

    If you ARE going to go up and replace a few reaction wheels though, you might as well cart along an extra new instrument or two; no point in boosting to orbit and not bringing along new toys.

  9. Ebay the remaining observation time by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder if they can keep things going for a while by auctioning off time of the telescope? I doubt they could raise 600 million, but I'd bet they could keep things going for a while.

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  10. Re:Next generation by ericspinder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They already are planning it

    The James Webb Space Telescope, scheduled for launch in 2011, is designed to observe the universe in infrared wavelengths required to study the most distant galaxies as they accelerate outward.

    But the problem is...It will not produce the spectacular visible wavelength images for which the Hubble is celebrated.

    So no more great picutures of the universe like Hubble is famous for. I say that it is well worth the 600 mil to keep it up til at least 2020. As inspiration / backup, Hell that is less than a paltry 60 million a year.

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  11. Hubble 2.0 - the design principle by amichalo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you haven't read the article, just taking amoment to read the first paragraph really summarizes it to me. I was just a teen when Hubble was launched but the images of space that Hubble gave me were a personal experience, though I have no connection to the industry of space exploration in the slightest.

    To me, it seems like destroying Hubble is not a fitting end to a tool that has built so much for us for over a decade.

    So I wonder, why are devices like Hubble not built to be retooled - built with some type of standard socket connections so batteries, comupters, lenses, etc. could be more easily upgraded by swapping out major units and bolting them together on a frame just like a computer?

    Would a shift in design principles not be the ultimate homage to Hubble, that it would live on as inspiration for developing space exploration devices that were upgradable? ...On the other hand, didn't they think of all these things 13 years ago when the were launching Hubble?

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    1. Re:Hubble 2.0 - the design principle by merlin_jim · · Score: 3, Informative

      Would a shift in design principles not be the ultimate homage to Hubble, that it would live on as inspiration for developing space exploration devices that were upgradable? ...On the other hand, didn't they think of all these things 13 years ago when the were launching Hubble?

      The problem isn't that they didn't plan for it... the problem is that you have to keep maintenance to a minimum, because it requires real people to go into space at a cost of millions of dollars to do work on an EVA... not the friendliest work environment.

      The second problem is that, while they considered it, the gyros on the telescope failed way before the MTBF rating would indicate. They are presently running on 2 out of the original 6 gyros; the original design was that they could lose any 3 and continue to run; some very smart software was developped before the fourth one was lost so that they could continue to run. Just plain ol' dumb luck that those 4 failed so quickly however. But it loses one more gyro and it's a goner...

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  12. We already know how it will end... [humor] by RomSteady · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone who has seen Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie knows how this will end...

    "Mike killed the Hubble! Mike killed the Hubble!"

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  13. Easy Solutions(TM) by teamhasnoi! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny
    Give it a porn mag, it will go blind in no time.

    Crash it into the moon - we can then finally see if that flag is up there.

    Send some elementary school kids up there. If they don't destroy it by doing the monkey bars on its delicate superstructure, they'll hasten its suicide by circling it and chanting, "One Eye, Got One Eye, One Eye, Got One Eye!"

    Ask it what time it is, then when it looks at its wrist, hit it with a hammer.

    Rename it Old Yeller. Dad'll put it down, while you weep into your dusty wool shirt.

    Just put a Democrat on it! It will be sure to 'mysteriously' crash, probably in a wooded area full of hippies.

  14. A way to save it...? by Gudlyf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if it's at all possible or feasible to figure out a way to attach it to the space station. Then it can be either maintained by crew on the station from time to time (since the space station seems to be where we're keeping or interests/people), or slowly scrapped. There's gotta be a few million $$ of parts that can be reused on that sucker, no?

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  15. The next generation is already being worked on. by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Link

    Therefore a logical decommissioning date would be just after the new scope is up and checks out functionally.

    Has anyone thought about automating this stuff? Make these things modular so unmanned robots can do the servicing and updating. Embed little marker tags into the craft so an approaching repair-bot can find its way around, like those robots that follow colored lines on the floor.

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  16. Cold Storage Option by oldstrat · · Score: 4, Interesting



    There have been several options listed ...

    a - burn it up

    b - bring it back (maybe if the transporter survives the trip)

    c - patch it (and give up other items)

    and myabe others I missed in the convoluted article.

    But one I didn't see in the article was to give it a good hard shove and put it into solar, or translunar orbit.

    If this option were followed there would be a chance that it could be retieved later when bugdets were better, or could serve as a permanent exhibit in an solar space museum if we ever get serious about getting off this rock in a more permanent way.

    The destruction of our orbital heritige is a symptom of our throw away society, the mass has been moved the hardest part of the journey.
    Why waste the effort spent by turning it into terrestrial litter.

    1. Re:Cold Storage Option by JungleBoy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      b - bring it back (maybe if the transporter survives the trip)

      I believe that until the Colombia crash, NASA had planned on bringing HST back onboard a shuttle. Unfortunately, Colombia was the only orbiter still setup to carry the HST in the cargo bay. The other three orbiters have ISS docking modules in the cargo hold and don't have room for Hubble.

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    2. Re:Cold Storage Option by oldstrat · · Score: 3, Informative


      "A nice idea, but not really an option. Hubble is in a low earth orbit right now. To get it up to even geosynchronous orbit would require an immense amount of fuel. I'm not *that* kind of rocket scientist, so I don't know how much fuel it would take (relative to it's size). I do know that it would take a lot more fuel (at least one order of magnitude, maybe several) than is required to de-orbit it. NASA would probably have to dig up an old Saturn V to get enough fuel up there to send it towards the moon."

      Nope, your not that kind of rocket scientist.

      Fuel required to deorbit is near 0 or 0 due to gravity and atmospheric drag.
      Fuel needed to go translunar is far lower than what gould be carried by a Saturn V.

      Your logic is the same logic that nearly kept us from going to the moon in the first place.
      Pointing straight for the moon is not even an option due to orbital mechanics, the object you are pointed towords is also in motion. Apollo required more fuel to go from orbital to lunar due to time constraints for life support for the crew, not any orbital mechanics.
      Almost all of the fuel that the SV carried was for the purpose of getting to the edge of the gravity well. After orbit has been achieved, motion outward can be done through vector mechanics where time is the tool, not thrust.


      In 1998 Hughes saved the HGS-1 communications satellite with not one, but 2 trips to the moon, back to earth orbit.

      Sure HGS-1 was intended for Geo, not LEO but it certainly was not intended for a trip to the moon and back.

      If Hubble could be nudged into an eliptical, with care and time it could be put almost anywhere, with a bucket of fuel.

      The remaining problem is that Hubble has no onboard propulsion systems, so anything strapped on poses both control and structural problems.
      Suggestions to move Hubble to the ISS are far less practical without use of the shuttle and far more dangerous even with the shuttle.

      Hubble would have to lose 200 km in altitude (Hubble 600km , ISS 400km), change direction and speed and then match speed and direction with ISS. The weight of Hubble is 11110 kg, I don't even want to start thinking about the mass.

      So it looks like unless Nasa can mount mission SM4 in November 2004 Hubble will probably become another streak across earths canopy.

      Then again maybe there's an option that hasn't been considered or been created yet. (Solar Sails?)

  17. I've got it... by bkc98 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If we learned anything from the movie 'Independence Day', we know that any spacecraft can be brought down by a virus. So NASA should just fire up the 'ol Powerbook and upload a virus to bring down Hubble. Problem solved.

  18. Hubble's successor will be much improved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Hubble Telescope has a 2.4 meter primary mirror (it's a Ritchey-Critien type Cassegrain design). Hubble's successor is currently in development and will have a 6-meter multi-cell primary mirror. This will give the James Webb telescope roughly 25 times the light-gathering ability of Hubble. Improved electronics will let the new telescope resolve objects about 400 times fainter than Hubble.

    What's more, the new telescope will not be in low Earth orbit like Hubble. Instead, it'll reside at the L2 Lagrange point which is about 1.5 million KM from Earth. This means it's a one-shot deal. It has to work right the first time: there won't be any manned repair missions. One of the benefits of sitting at the L2 point is that it can be oriented so that one side always faces the sun...put a good solar shield on that side of the telescope and the rest of the telescope will remain frigid...essentially, you get a cryogenic cooling system for free.

  19. Re:At least until there is a replacement by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Why visible light? One of the great advantages of a space-based telescope is it's wonderful resolving power (although, with adaptic optics, ground-based observatories are getting damned impressive), which allows it to observe very deep sky objects. And, due to redshift, the deepest observations that will be made will be in the infrared and far infrared. So, it seems to me that, in order to explore the ancient universe, it makes more sense to have a telescope with a sensitivity centered closer to the infrared end of the spectrum. Moreover, in order to explore objects deep in our own galaxy, or on the other side of the galactic plane, the only option is infrared observations.

    Frankly, IMHO, the obsession with true-color images has more to do with public relations than true science. After all, some of the most interesting, recent discoveries have been in the ultra-long wavelengths (eg, WMAP) and the ultra-short (eg, Chandra).

  20. relative DOD costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One B-2 Stealth Bomber --> $2.2 Billion USD
    15+ more years of Hubble --> $600 Million USD

    which would contribute more?

  21. The real question is: by Captain+Rotundo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why does the space station take priority ? they should scrap the ISS and start planning new orbital telescopes. most of the real valid research is done with hubble, and the dmand for time on it is outragous. NASA is a failure because it focuses on money sinks that do nothing.

  22. Do it while it is still under control by Burdell · · Score: 3, Informative
    It was originally planned that at the end of its life, Hubble would be brought back to Earth in a shuttle to be put in a museum. However, the increased inspections and repair plans now being put in place for the shuttle orbiter thermal protection system require the shuttle to go to the space station. There will still probably be one more flight to Hubble, but that will be it most likely.

    We don't want another Skylab, with the whole world wondering where it will crash. Hubble is a rather large satellite (nothing like Skylab, but still quite large), and NASA doesn't want it falling on a populated area. Electronics wear out (especially in the harsh environment of space), batteries die, etc. If it is going to be brought down safely, it must be done while it is still functioning, so the de-orbit can be controlled.

    Even before Columbia, there were only a couple of more Hubble servicing missions planned, before Hubble was decommissioned and replaced by the Webb telescope. The service missions have now been reduced to one, and they'll get everything that they think is reasonably possible out of it, but then they need to give up on Hubble and move on.

  23. Re:This may be... by Danse · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Sorry Bob, but we're still a little too heavy for reentry. You're gonna have to get out and wait for the next shuttle...

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  24. Wasteful ISS space station is killing Hubble by elwinc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The international space station has been costing about $2.5 billion/year during construction. This includes the $4 or $5 billion cost overrun over the initial $8 billion estimates. This cost is supposed to come down once construction is complete, but I'll wait & see.

    Now I won't claim that the ISS has produced zero science, but I will claim that it's a mighty expensive way to do science. Humans in space may win congressional votes, but they're a pretty expensive way to do research. Remote control machines such as the space telescope, the Mars landers, Voyager, etc. have produced much more science for much less money.

    If we let the ISS drop, there's be plenty of money to keep Hubble running, build its successor, send machines to Pluto, and a ton of other stuff. Unfortunately, the political reality is that Congress and the American public aren't particularly interested in the actual science. But we're willing to spend $2.5 billion per year because we think astronauts are cool!

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  25. Heard this nonsense before: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember Skylab?

    Yes, Skylab! It was the first manned space station, and it was american! well, anyway, instead of worrying about TODAY and keeping it operational with TODAY's technology, the pie-in-the-sky nasa engineers decided to wait until tomorrow's technology could save them from poor planning.

    Do I see history repeating itself?

    MARK MY WORDS: If they allow Hubble to de-orbit, in order to free up cash to build a new replacement, THERE WILL BE NO REPLACEMENT FOR A VERY LONG TIME. Remember, this is Congress, isn't it? And this is a country filled with half-ignoramus who get all their news from Rupert Murdoch.

    Cue "Dueling Banjos" - "How come we spend all this money on space monkeys when we don't have no jobs down here?"

    Of course, you try to inform these people that NASA has a very small budget - pratically non-existant next to the defense department's big money handout, and that many of the NASA programs are actually at the behest of the Department of Defense, so that their "real budget" for science is very very small.

    Cue "Dueling Banjos", again: "But we don't need no science, we need jobs"

    Of course, this man is retarded - but he actually represents the majority sentiment.

    Now, of course, to you and me, we see the hallmark of a productive society as scientific research. And we are smart enough to know that science for science's sake often has a fantastic impact on everyday lives, etc...

    But, this hayseed has a congressman, who also wants to know why you crazy science people want $600 million just to look at the sky.

    So, keep in mind - if Hubble fails, their will be no timely replacement.

  26. Hubble's a Bargain by So+Called+Expert · · Score: 5, Informative
    If the USA has the dollars (say, $87 billion) to clean up Iraq, the Hubble is certainly worth repairing for $600 million. This is less than ONE PERCENT of the military's budget JUST FOR IRAQ cleanup. Even in light of newer space telescopes being deployed by 2010, the value to humanity of Hubble is enormous, and unlike our Iraq fiasco, the Hubble benefits Humanity.

    This article sums up the scientific value of Hubble so far: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3115159. stm

    • Hubble:
    • Captured the "best ever" image of Mars
    • Gave us the age of the Universe
    • Provided proof of black holes
    • Gave first views of star birth
    • Showed how stars die
    • Caught spectacular views of Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9's collision with Jupiter
    • Confirmed that quasars are galactic nuclei powered by black holes
    • Gathered evidence that the expansion of the Universe is accelerating
  27. Incorrect by Teahouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I appreciate your insistence that the only reason to go into space is for scientific knowledge, but I don't think your premise regarding manned space flight is correct.

    All the knowledge we gain (scientific or otherwise) is ultimately tied to the fact that we must eventually leave this world if we are to grow as a species. Eventually, manufacturing, mining, and even our quality of life will depend on this.

    I also don't see how burning up an unused/unfinished $13 billion dollar investment is considered a plus for all the people who have paid for it. I also don't see how you can gauge the scientific potential of the ISS before it's finished and has a full crew dedicated to experimentation and science.

    I agree that we should find a way to increase NASA's budget. I believe there is no reason to down the Hubble if we can service it and it remains useful. I don't believe the way to accomplish either goal is to abandon manned spaceflight, or cannibalize it for other programs. We spend 400 billion on our military every year, surely we can find a way of cannabalizing THAT boondoggle before picking on any of NASA's current budget?

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  28. Re:At least until there is a replacement by Cecil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Visible light is important. Not as much for deep sky objects, sure. And probably not even for the next generation or two of space telescopes. But we have not even come close to being able to visually look at even our closest neighboring star systems. We rely on gravity wobbles and visual occultation to find other planets. As our resolving power improves, we will begin to make out these details and it will likely be one of the larger discoveries that have been made this century (assuming it happens this century).

    Physicists probably won't care much about other star systems while they're struggling to unify special relativity and general relativity, but plenty of other branches of science will. So don't dismiss visual wavelengths.

  29. Re:Must die? by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If it could be steered into a safe de-orbit, would it not be possible to steer it into a rendezvous with the space station and either mothball it, refit it there - or use it as an attraction for the next space tourist who came along? After all, if the space station is looking for a purpose, why not a repair shop? Its always seemed very wasteful to me to let all those raw materials that cost so much to get into orbit burn up on re-entry. You could even put it into Lunar orbit(although I guess the fuel needed would be prohibitive) to use as raw materials should a lunar base ever be made.

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  30. Hubble still has four working gyros by ToSeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The second one failed in April. If Hubble only had two working gyros, it would be shut down until repairs could be made (as was done in 1999). Three is the minimum required for pointing the telescope (one for each dimension).

  31. Topless Beaches by Ranger · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think they should rent time to male college students to look into female student dorm windows or to look down on nude or topless beaches. Imagine the resolution? They'd certainly raise enough cash to keep Hubble going for at least another decade. They could use paypal. Instead of calling it Hubble Space Telescope they could call it the Hubba Hubba Nudiescope!

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