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Yahoo Reminds Users That 'No' Doesn't Mean 'No'

rawg writes "Looks like Yahoo is resetting their 'Marketing Preferences' again. In an email I received from Yahoo today it states, 'Starting January 1, 2004, Yahoo! will begin to send you messages, via email or postal mail, about our own products and services. You can control the types of messages you receive by visiting your Marketing Preferences at any time'. It also states, 'And, as always, you can delete your Yahoo! account altogether at any time, for any reason, by going to the deletion page.' I deleted my Yahoo account a month ago. I guess they are lying, because I'm still getting their SPAM."

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  1. "No" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    After 15 years of marriage I am well aware of "No means No" !

    1. Re:"No" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      not so fast cowboy! could be a chick married to a chick!

      (in that case: SEND PIX! ... please)

  2. I got one of these as well by Hayzeus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amusingly enough, though, SpamAssassin filtered it out and it ended up in my spam folder.

  3. Whatever by Quasar1999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yahoo ignores my preference to not get spammed by them, I ignore all software EULA's that I click through... I think it's a fair trade... :)

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  4. o_0 by nubbie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Internet portal Yahoo may want to think about changing its advertising slogan from "Do You Yahoo?" to "You DO Yahoo."

    More like "Yahoo DO You."

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  5. that does it! by Savatte · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm going back to using the telegraph and smoke signals.

    1. Re:that does it! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Funny

      unfortunately comma it is entirely impossible to make telegraph jokes on slashdot stop lameness filter encountered stop post aborted emphasis reason colon dont use so many caps stop its like yelling stop

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  6. Sure? by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 1, Funny
    "I deleted my Yahoo account a month ago. I guess they are lying, because I'm still getting their SPAM."

    Are you _sure_ you pressed the hidden "I'm sure" button?

  7. No means um maybe by falcon5768 · · Score: 4, Funny

    no really we KNOW you want to say yes, wait you said no??? huh I cant here you it sounded like yes. whats that? you said no you would love to have our spa.. er I mean emails sent to you well you asked for it....

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  8. Re:Well, I guess it is time... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Funny
    No, first, we kill all the laywers.

    Then we kill the marketers.

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  9. Re:Am I missing something? by Ukoku · · Score: 3, Funny

    Probably because they're still a big, faceless corp. I think we all feel a little bitter towards BFCs, because somewhere in the back of our minds, we know we're getting screwed.

  10. Remember in highschool there was this really cute by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny


    girl that everybody liked. But she told you "No" and you wondered if "No" really meant "Yes" afterall.

    But her parents had to call your parents to clarify that "No" really meant "No" for really positive for sure.

    It's like that.

    Maybe it was just me.....

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  11. Re:Set your email prefs... by Zed2K · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whats even better is set your addresses (home and work) to yahoo's addresses.

    Home Address:
    106 Front Street East
    Toronto, Ontario M5A 1E1
    Canada
    416-341-8605

    Yahoo! Inc.
    701 First Avenue
    Sunnyvale, CA 94089
    United States
    408-349-3300

  12. Re:Remember in highschool there was this really cu by Lxy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Putting linux on a girl's computer without her consent is a bad rap for the open source movement. Educate her, yes, but forcing her to switch after she said no is bad karma.

    Wait... we're talking about linux, right?

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  13. 10 Things that mean "No" in marriage by siskbc · · Score: 3, Funny
    After 15 years of marriage I am well aware of "No means No" !

    There are a lot of things that mean "No" in a marriage...

    10. "No,"
    9. "Maybe,"
    8. "I have a headache,"
    7. "It's that time of the month,"
    6. "It's your turn to change diapers,"
    5. "My mother's coming to the house tomorrow,"
    4. "Did you take out the trash?,"
    3. "I just want to cuddle,"
    2. "Could you give me a backrub?,"
    1. "Yeah, that's what we need, another kid,"

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    1. Re:10 Things that mean "No" in marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Get out the lotion and give her a backrub for god's sakes!!

      Hehehe. It will apply the lotion now!!

  14. oops by BigBir3d · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got that email Wednesday... completely forgot about it! Anyway, this is what they just told me after changing my marketing prefs:

    "Thank you, your changes have been saved. Please allow approximately 5 days for this change to take effect."

    That must be a very slow database they use....

  15. The best way to delete your account by objekt · · Score: 2, Funny

    At the end of the email they sent me, it read:

    "... This is a service email related to your use of Yahoo!. This email was sent to ___@xxx.xxx for the Yahoo! ID ___. If this ID doesn't belong to you, click here."

    So I clicked on the link provided and they now think they have the wrong person and will never bother me again. :-)

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  16. Re:Mind the electronic spam, don't mind the paper. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Good thing I live in Springfield, New Jersey.

  17. Re:Mind the electronic spam, don't mind the paper. by OMEGA+Power · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I always use horror movie villians for website registration. Although I can't help but worry that maybe Freddy Krueger wouldn't have killed all those people if he wasn't getting all my SPAM and junk mail