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Google Blocks 'Optimized' Pages

Rhett Creighton writes "For the past few years, webmasters have found tricks that bring their page higher for a given keyphrase search. Google recently implemented a filter to block sites that appeared to be tricking it into gaining a higher ranking. This NYTimes article reports of angry retailers who are losing their businesses, while this article gives more technical conspiracy theories of what google is actually doing."

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  1. Needs works by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google needs to fine tune their code. Enter "goatse.cx" and clicking "I'm Feeling Lucky" brings you to their uptime page at Netcraft, not the horrible image we all know and cherish.

    ps: f1st pr0st.

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    1. Re:Needs works by ComaVN · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reading "goatse.cx" and "I'm Feeling Lucky" in one sentence sent shivers down my spine.

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    2. Re:Needs works by Channard · · Score: 4, Funny
      Enter "goatse.cx" and clicking "I'm Feeling Lucky" brings you to their uptime page at Netcraft, not the horrible image we all know and cherish.

      The key words are 'I'm Feeling Lucky' - not 'I'm in the mood to be mentally scarred for fricking life.' Plus, it'd stop you getting a gruesome thumbnail if you typed in 'goats' in images.google.com.

    3. Re:Needs works by mccalli · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, how much more lucky do you want to be? I mean, consider the alternative...

      Cheers,
      Ian

    4. Re:Needs works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The media doesn't cause desensitization. goatse.cx does.

  2. DAMN!...... by gricholson75 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean I can't raise my ranking by linking in my Slashdot sig anymore?

  3. Oh, no!!! by armando_wall · · Score: 5, Funny


    Google was my #1 tool to find my penis enlargement products.
    Now I can't even get a home loan!!! And I can't consolidate my debts!!!

    What am I gonna do???

    1. Re:Oh, no!!! by kurosawdust · · Score: 4, Funny

      get an email account?

    2. Re:Oh, no!!! by arkanes · · Score: 3, Funny

      Post your email address on usenet, of course.

  4. Source Claims SCO Will Sue Google by kuwan · · Score: 1, Funny

    This just in... Someone claming to be on the inside is saying that SCO will make Google its next target.

    Source Claims SCO Will Sue Google

    If you didn't notice the subtitle: Industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.

    Let the Microsoft conspiracy theories fly.

    1. Re:Source Claims SCO Will Sue Google by paiute · · Score: 3, Funny

      And then:

      Microsoft releases MSN Music Club
      SCO sues Apple

      Microsoft releases Sparkle
      SCO sues Macromedia

      Microsoft ships new Xbox model
      SCO sues Sony

      Gates farts
      SCO sues the dog

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  5. Oh the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slashdot reporting on Google manipulating its backend database to stamp out "Google trolls", while Slashdot manipulates its backend database to stamp out "Slashdot trolls".

    The irony is thick, like the smell of ozone when you lick an electric socket.

  6. I did a google by theMerovingian · · Score: 5, Funny


    for "boost page ranking", and got this cheesy online marketing company:
    http://www.page-rank.boost-web-site-traffic.com/

    My first reaction was that these guys are scam artists. But, they did appear at the top of the page...

    Obviously it is still possible to scam google. To web experts: how do they do it?

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  7. Re:I LIKE GOOGLE. :) by jos3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's ironic because xxxxx.exe is what I've called my porn website generating program. :-)

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  8. Thousands of Websites got Demoted? by n6kuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... no, not at all!

    Rather, it was that thousands of obscure websites got promoted!

    Think Half Full, not Half Empty!

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  9. "I'm Feeling Lucky" by siskbc · · Score: 3, Funny
    Reading "goatse.cx" and "I'm Feeling Lucky" in one sentence sent shivers down my spine.

    Not really. "I'm feeling lucky" that I, unlike the gentleman in the picture, do not have a 6" diameter asshole.

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    1. Re:"I'm Feeling Lucky" by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > > Reading "goatse.cx" and "I'm Feeling Lucky" in one sentence sent shivers down my spine.
      >
      > Not really. "I'm feeling lucky" that I, unlike the gentleman in the picture, do not have a 6" diameter asshole.

      At least! I know what to give thanks for tomorrow at the family dinner! Dude, Thanks!

  10. Re:The Real Moral: Google is not your ad agency by FredFnord · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ayn Rand is like the Nazis.

    The Nazis breathed air. Ayn Rand breathed air.

    The Nazis wrote books. Ayn Rand wrote books.

    The Nazis were quite successful at promoting their agenda. Ayn Rand was quite successful at promoting her agenda.

    The Nazis were batfuck crazy. Ayn Rand... well, you get the idea.

    -fred

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  11. Google Blocks '(Browser) Optimized' Pages by ChristTrekker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, I can only dream.... No more "Enhanced For Internet Explorer 5 and Higher" sites!

  12. Re:Bayes Wars by fm6 · · Score: 1, Funny

    You really should read a message all the way through before hitting that reply button.