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Google Blocks 'Optimized' Pages

Rhett Creighton writes "For the past few years, webmasters have found tricks that bring their page higher for a given keyphrase search. Google recently implemented a filter to block sites that appeared to be tricking it into gaining a higher ranking. This NYTimes article reports of angry retailers who are losing their businesses, while this article gives more technical conspiracy theories of what google is actually doing."

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  1. What am I missing? by PurdueGraphicsMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    My question is this...

    If the purpose of a search engine is to help us find the products/content we're looking for then why are they trying to filter out worthwhile search results? About 50% of the time when I'm searching, I AM looking for vendors of a product in order to do price comparisons. So, if Google turns their search engine into a search engine that ignores those types of search results then they've just moved out of the No.1 position in my favorite search engine list. Maybe I'm missing something....

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    1. Re:What am I missing? by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      did you read the article?

      this is an instance where one company has fouled up the search results. google's policies state to not do that, and if you do, you may be removed from search results.

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    2. Re:What am I missing? by PurdueGraphicsMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes I read the article. However, I'm worried about what would be termed as "fouling up the search results". I don't always want to buy products from the BIG online stores. Sometimes I can find them cheaper AND get better service through the small, no-name individual sellers that Google is looking to remove from their results.

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    3. Re:What am I missing? by turg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Google tries to find a formula that gets you the best result for what you're searching for. Some web site owners try to figure out this formula in order to make their page show up in the search resuls when it shouldn't (e.g. by having words in the URL or within certain tags on the page -- rather than by having content relevant to that topic). This makes Google less useful (including for the purpose you describe) and so Google is "demoting" pages which show signs of using these tricks. This tug-of-war has been going on as long as there have been internet search engines. The difference now is that Google accounts for so much of the searches on the net that getting a lower rank in Google can have a huge effect on a site's traffic and so people freak out about it.

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    4. Re:What am I missing? by Froggie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can live without being redirected to Kelkoo every time I search on something I'm interested in buying. Especially since its idea of what you want to buy is often far removed from what you ask for, despite a very specific set of search terms.

    5. Re:What am I missing? by FesterDaFelcher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Google will not be hurting the "small, no-name individual", they will be hurting the companies that do nothing but set up spam-filled door pages for products and services that have nothing to do with what you are searching for.

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    6. Re:What am I missing? by TCaptain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you are missing is that very few of these "vendors" HAVE relevent sites.

      If you have a relevent site to the search...you don't have to "cheat" period.

      These whiners are basically saying "hey...we made it so we could trick people into visiting us and now you're making it so we can't...waahhhh!"..I have no sympathy...go google.

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    7. Re:What am I missing? by arkanes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think that'd be cool, or at least have an option for it. Googling for information about things like video cards is almost impossible because all the links are to stores.

    8. Re:What am I missing? by stevesliva · · Score: 4, Insightful
      So, if Google turns their search engine into a search engine that ignores those types of search results then they've just moved out of the No.1 position in my favorite search engine list. Maybe I'm missing something....
      I think you're missing the fact that these are the sites that are basically screaming, "I am RELEVANT. I am so so so relevant! relevantrelevantrelevant! I am so relevant that I have to do several sneaky things to show my relevance! Look at me! memememe!" They're the hyperactive seven year-olds of online retail, and they're all Amazon (or whatever) affiliates that are selling you the same things for the same price. Why you'd demand to see them, I don't know.
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    9. Re:What am I missing? by crombie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You ever do a particular search for something like hotel reviews? Most of the time (minus links to tripadvisor.com -- which is actually quite useful), you end up with sites that have created steering pages for you to go to their hotels.

      It's not what you want at all, and it's frustrating to sort through the muck to find what you want.

      I mean, the reason I'm searching in the first place is to find what I want, not to have to do my own search filter!

    10. Re:What am I missing? by uchian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Read the article. The company set up dozens of websites in order to get themselves in the top ranks of google - as in, all of the top 10 that you would see on google would in actual fact *be the same company*.

      That acn hardly be considered a situation in which you can price-compare. Google is simply fixing the problem.

  2. The sky is NOT falling. by mmoncur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Every month or so, Google updates its database again, and every time, webmasters all over the world whose pages happened to go lower in the rankings complain that Google is broken and the sky is falling. This time is no different, except that mainstream news has picked up the story. Here are a few facts to keep in mind:

    1. You can't say with authority that "Google has implemented a filter." Google isn't talking about how their rankings work. The webmasters and SEO types are like astronomers trying to figure out how Google works by observing samples of results. Take everything they say as a theory and nothing more.

    2. There's a fine line between making responsibly search-optimized pages and spamming Google, and many of the people who complain are on the spamming side of that line. If you look in the forums where SEO types (and spammers) hang out, 90% of the messages are complaining that their site has disappeared and Google is wrong. If you look in web development forums, 90% of the messages are from people excited to see their pages' position increase.

    3. For every webmaster that complains about their site's Google position going down, there are one or more sites whose positions have gone up. Often they're equally deserving of the traffic.

    4. There are strong rumors (and some statements from a Google representative) that suggest that this is the last major update to Google's database, and that incremental "freshbot" updates will continue from now on. If this is the case, it may only be a day or a week before your site changes position again, so why complain?

    5. Most importantly, notice that it's always webmasters complaining. Never end-users. Guess which group Google considers its customers?

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    1. Re:The sky is NOT falling. by Peyna · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The only people google really needs to keep happy to stay in business are the people using the search engine to find things, and the people who pay to have a text ad on the side of the page.

      Since these people are a small subset of actual users, and probably are not paying for an ad; I doubt there is any concern at all about how they feel.

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    2. Re:The sky is NOT falling. by sphealey · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Unfortunately, PageRank didn't work so well when blogs came along, because of their high amount of interlinking. So Google was forced to reduce the weight of PageRank in the algorithm
      I think Pagerank and similar algorithms worked just fine when blogs came along - they correctly signaled a potential trend away from historical media control patterns to a new way of disseminating information - particularly political information. But the entities which have historically made a lot of money by controlling the flow of information don't like that, so they have been pressuring Google and other search engines very hard to "eliminate" blogs from search results. Thus returning to the status quo ante.

      sPh

    3. Re:The sky is NOT falling. by karlk79 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What came first the chicken or the egg. I agree thats where they get the money but you have to have an audience to get the ad people to spend. I believe it begins with the user. You have to keep them.

    4. Re:The sky is NOT falling. by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not a pressure from the media elite that says blogs don't belong high ranked in Google, it's users. Blogs are great at telling Google what articles in other publications are most authoritative on a topic, but a "blog" is by definition not one. (Of course, blog software can be used to run an authoritiative site... but that's a different category all together.)

      Blogs got highly rated because groups of friends linked to each other's blogs. However, those sites shouldn't be linked that high for that reason alone. So, if the only external links on a site lead in circles, then the site really isn't that good, and it gets bumped down.

      Basicially, the idea of "I'll link to you if you link to me, and we'll both move up in Google!" now does more harm than good.

    5. Re:The sky is NOT falling. by ErikZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The worst is doing a search for something, and the first 5 hits are actually links to another search page!

      Which couldn't find anything.

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    6. Re:The sky is NOT falling. by pavon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think Pagerank and similar algorithms worked just fine when blogs came along - they correctly signaled a potential trend away from historical media control patterns to a new way of disseminating information - particularly political information

      They also indicated a trend in how information is presented, from logically grouped chunks of info to chronological stream of thought. Blogs may be the most convienient way to get your thoughts down, but they are the most inconvienient method of presenting information for people to actually read. I don't want the most relevent results on google to be a list of blogs where I have to go through and sift through a bunch of rambling about wars and kitties to find what I was looking for. Furthermore, there are tons of resources that provide information in more convienient formats than blogs, the most usefull of which are not created by major media. If anything this new balence will help bring those quality sites even closer to the top rather than being drown out by blogs and people intentionally trying to improve thier ranking not their content (mostly major media and advertisers).

      Blogs are nice if there is someone whose opinion you respect, and you want to check in and peruse what they think about random things. They are not usefull for finding specific information, and the purpose of a search engine is help you find specific information.

    7. Re:The sky is NOT falling. by karlandtanya · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Advertisers are the only ones that Google has to answer to.

      I disagree.

      There are 2 parts to this business transaction you describe--that is, Google selling ads to folks for money.

      The ads, per se, have no value. What the people who pay Google the money really want is for people to see those ads. The "product" if you will allow an overused term--is eyeballs.

      Google needs to maintain its position as the place to go to find things on the web. That means making sure that the vast majority of surfers say "Google is your friend.", not "Google links to spam."

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    8. Re:The sky is NOT falling. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As an avid Googler, I would prefer blogs be excluded from searches.

      It would be great if Google had a few checkboxes on the Advanced Search page to disable results from pages matching a certain pattern. Blogs, mailing-list archives, and catalog pages (places which sell you products, rather than tell about products) should be omittable at the user's preference.

    9. Re:The sky is NOT falling. by devnull17 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone who makes a living running a business that is wholly dependent on Google results is--come on, let's all say it together--a moron. Google is under absolutely no obligation to pander to these people (many of whom are technically inept to the point where they think that hiring a search engine "optimizer" to cheat search algorithms is a perfectly legitimate thing to do), particularly because:

      • Paid advertising is available at (what I understand to be) a very reasonable cost.
      • Pollution of search results has the potential to be extremely detrimental to Google's user count and, consequently, business.

      All that aside, these people are assholes. Every (questionably trustworthy) product offer that shows up in search results is one less piece of legitimate information on the page. Hell, no one would would tolerate people screaming at you to buy penis enlargement systems in the biology section of his local library. Nor would anyone frequent a library in which two thirds of the books are cheaply-made catalogs. How is it any different?

      Contrary to what the tone of the article suggests, these people aren't victims. They're a serious threat to the livelihood of one of the most amazing and useful tools of the information age, and reducing their search engine rankings with extreme prejudice, if not banning them outright, is simply the best course of action.

      At least until it becomes legal to shoot them.

  3. Good for Google by bahamat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I for one really don't give a rip if retailers throw a hissy over this. When I search the web it's because I want information, not because I want to buy something.

    If I want to buy something I use Froogle. That's what it's there for.

    1. Re:Good for Google by Threni · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > I for one really don't give a rip if retailers throw a hissy over this

      You don't care, I don't care, Google doesn't care. Who does care?

      Oh, some shitty box shifters. Well, I guess they're free to set up their own search engine and frig the results or whatever.

  4. The Real Moral: Google is not your ad agency by Thag · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real moral here is that if you're depending on your placement in a search engine for free advertising, you'd better have a backup plan.

    Jon Acheson

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    1. Re:The Real Moral: Google is not your ad agency by Slider451 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly right.

      Analogy: If somebody you barely know started giving you a dollar a day for no reason whatsoever, then a couple years later stopped giving you the dollar, would you be pissed at the giver or be thankful for the generosity you did receive?

      These companies act like they're owed something more based solely on the fact that they were getting it before. Merit-less entitlement. I bet the company owners aren't welfare fans, yet that seems to be what they're arguing for here.

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  5. Fine By Me! by dukeluke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google - thanks abound from me. I personally find it distasteful when I'm searching for research on a particular topic. More times than not - most of the top listings are by an amazon or other shopping portal that has NOTHING to do with my search.

    Yes, many businesses are being hurt by GOOGLE's policy - however, it is GOOGLE's search engine! They have done nothing wrong but try and give authentic results to their Web Surfing friends.

  6. Good. by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Given the underlying reason why google is a good search engine (leveraging the popularity of the site by others), I don't want "my" search engine to be fooled into giving me commercially-orientated results.

    If Google has re-organised the page-ranking system to cut out the link-merchants, I give it an unreserved thumbs up :-)

    Simon.

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  7. Reliance on Google... by mopslik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...is no substitute for a business plan.

    So some people are trying to cheat the system, and Google is taking steps to prevent this. Good for them, I say. I'm tired of getting pages that appear to be legitimate, only to find that they're just redirect fillers.

    As for Google's practices in general, retailers are free to moan and groan about their rankings, but there is no obligation for Google to specifically cater to their needs. If Google decided to change its algorithms, such that all links were turned alphabetically rather than by PageRank, they would be well within their rights to do so. Of course, I imagine that such a move would result in many people seeking other search engines soon enough.

  8. Complaining webmasters? by daBass · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't they realize that Google wasn't created for them? Rather, it is created for surfers. There is one surefire way to get noted on Google if your business depends on it: advertise. You get what you pay for.

    1. Re:Complaining webmasters? by microcars · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'm always amazed at how people/companies will spend ungodly amounts of time/money on something just to avoid paying a "fee".

      In this case, to avoid paying Google for an Ad Word fee, they spend piles of money and time setting up cross-linking websites hoping to "beat the system".

      This is the same mentality that alot of people who tried to scam DirecTV have/had. I know people who spent MORE MONEY on Hacked DirecTV cards (that constantly needed to be updated...) than it would have cost to have purchased a full-blown monthly subscription!
      All they got was Bragging Rights that they "beat the system".
      "Look", one of my friends would say, "I'm getting EVERY CHANNEL FOR FREE!". uh huh. not anymore.

      hmmm, I had some sort of a point with this post, but now I've lost it. sorry.

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  9. All your searches are belong to google by Ba3r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Despite my personal pride in being one who tries to grasp a concept/issue via multiple sources from different perspectives, i just realized that the vast majority of my information these days funnels through google. And i know i am not alone.

    I would wager google's potential control of information distribution and content filtering rivals that of major centralized information outlets like CNN or the NY times. Kinda unnerving.

  10. Expectations too high? by mopslik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the second linked article:

    An example for Google UK is the search for the word "shelving"... On the main Google search for the same phrase, the results return 1 site that sells shelving, 6 shopping portals, 2 Universities and 1 Amazon store. Yet previously these results showed 9 shelving suppliers.

    What does this guy expect? He searches on a single word and expects that every result be a retailer? Why not add some extra terms, like "buy" or "seller" or "retail" after that, buddy?

    Seriously, should I start crying foul when I search Google for "dog" and it returns information on breeds rather than specific pet-stores?

  11. you do realize that froogle is still beta, right? by jbellis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    most of the non-/.-reading public hasn't heard of froogle...

  12. Re:Then use Froogle by captainkibble · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Surely he is only missing something if he lives in North America as Froogle is pretty much useless to everyone else.

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  13. waa..cry about it by WeaponOfMassDestruct · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have little sympathy for companies that get blocked because they set up lots pseudo-identical sites in an effort to garner better google restults.

    No company that relies upon their website for business should fail to account for their google rankings. To not do so is dangerous. This means preparing one's site for googlebots and heeding it's terms and conditions.

    Not that I'm saying it's not unfair that google wields this much power. But it does.

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  14. Search results have been very filled with spam... by tit0.c · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lately some search results have been filled with spam pages designed purely for climbing up the page ranking scale on a site that may not offer the information you are looking for.

    I think google should make a modification to the google bar so users can rank a sites relevancy.Kinda like StumbleUpon (I think thats the name).Users can weed out the spam results and we can get the great search results google once used to provide...

  15. Plus ca change... by Jetifi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Google updates every month, and every month webmasters throw hissy fits over PR and SERPs.

    I get SEO spam simply for being the technical contact for a couple of domains at work, and I will bet my bottom dollar that anyone who does business with those people will be wiped of the map come the next update.

    By contrast, all the sites I manage still show up as usual. I've been no.1 on key terms for a while, simply 'cos the sites provide relevant, useful info in a well-structured manner, and doesn't mess around with Google.

    One thing I am curious about is whether or not Stuart Langridge's accessible image replacement technique counts as an attempt at spamming Google: after all, it hides header text behind images...

  16. Re:What Google needs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Google needs to get off its laurels and start listening to its customers again.

    When was the last time you PAID for a Google search? As far as I understand it "customers" pay for a product or service.

  17. Re:Example of what google is trying to prevent by bigman2003 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As well they should.

    I HATE when I am trying to search for something, and just keep coming up with crap sites.

    I do web design, and my customers keep asking me how to get further up in Google rankings. I always tell them the same thing- have good content, and get other legitimate sites to link to you.

    Some of them have been using these services that set up the link farms, and I will be very happy when it goes away.

    I would much rather have the REAL website be the basis for the ranking, not a bunch of crap.

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  18. Re:Could be google forcing people to pay for adwor by ethanrider · · Score: 1, Insightful
    As the article said, it seems to be only the most popular search terms. Which means probably those that require the highest price per click on their sponsored matches. Now, more people will try for sponsored matches on those keywords, pushing the price up (artificially) high.

    We are always warned about the dangers of a monopoly/monoculture, and this is precisely why.


    Google doesn't force end users to use their search engine, they simply have become very popular due to the quality of their searches. I see nothing wrong with attempting to increase that quality by downranking sites attempting to trick their algorithm. They owe the end user nothing, and if their changes decrease the quality of results, the marketplace will decide on a different search engine. After all, those sites were creating an artificial value for themselves at the expense of other, more legitimate sites. If anything this will lead to the *actual* value of google sponsored matches, not an artificial one.

    With the various search engines available, I wouldn't say google has a monopoly, and if there is a monoculture favoring google, it is because of end users choosing quality, not because people are forced to use google. I see nothing dangerous here. Google owes us (end users and webmasters alike) nothing not a specific ranking algorithm, not a free search service, nothing at all. If they have found ways to monetize the service they provide, all the better, because I am happy that the service exists and want it to remain around. For the record I don't work for Google, nor am I affiliated with it, and I am not running a website.
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  19. Search pages... by FrostedWheat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What I'd love to see is Google block all those stupid search sites... you know the ones that make there google result look like an interesting page but when you click it you get a page that has 50% adverts and some search results for whatever you where searching for ...... those really bug me.

  20. Yes. by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've seen the online retailer rage first-hand...

    It's thier own fault. I'm sorry. Google doesn't OWE them anything. They aren't paying google.. google is indexing the web, not promoting their business.

    People who do all kinds of work and fuss over how to perfectly optimize their page so they will get a higher google ranking than all their competitors... they need to understand that there are no rules in the game they are playing.

    IT's also common sense that, if Google is what makes or breaks your business, you should understand all the risks involved.

  21. This freakin' attitude of entitlement by karlandtanya · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Really becomes annoying.


    Google is a service that is, for the most part, free to those who benefit from it.


    Somebody discovers that they can manipulate this service to increase their benefit.


    The people who provide this (free) service chose to ignore those manipulations. Maybe they deliberately lower the ranking of some pages, to hear the whiny TFH crowd speak.


    Then those same whiners--who contributed NOTHING to the process from which they benefit--scream for damages.


    If someone invented a pill to make people immortal and one of these jerks didn't get his pill, these same folks would want the inventor jailed for murder.


    Until you form a union and negotiate a contract with google--that includes a "past practices" clause, just STFU.

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  22. Re:Seth F's theories by scrytch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seth Finkelstein has been posting a few theories lately on what Google is up to. (Also contains links to other articles.) He suspects they are using some sort of Bayesian filtering around the rule "If a simple search has spam-related keywords, penalize high-spam-scoring results" (spam being search-keyword spam on web pages -- not e-mail spam)

    Easy to defeat a bayesian filter: use a sentence generator. Feed a few hundred mission statements and "about us" pages into a markov model and let it churn out babble. You're not really concerned with being 100% coherent, since none of your generated spam is actually on the site having its ranking pumped up. You just want uniqueness, the bane of any bayesian filter.

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  23. Some ideas for p2p searching. by freality · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know p2p search is hopeless, but here's some ideas on how to do it anyways. I'll phrase it like an inductive proof: first make a node, then add a neighbor.

    NODE - I'd use Lucene. Lucene is a traditional keyword search engine that is fast, lean, free and open. It's carried under the Apache Jakarta project, so it's not going anywhere. And, it's easy to develop with. Alternatively, any good search will do... you could probably bang something together with GNU shell utils.

    NEIGHBOR - Turn search into a common TCP/IP protocol, a la SMTP, FTP, etc.. Telnet to port 534268 (the digits that most look like "SEARCH"), and have something like this:

    client: QRY p2p search efforts
    server: HITS 1023
    client: RETR 0
    server: HIT http://searchenginewatch.com/sereport/article.php/ 2163581
    ...

    If there are no results at that node, the server forwards you on:

    client: QRY p2p search efforts
    server: FWD 255.168.1.303

    So, you'd start by querying your own host's search-engine. Perhaps it would spider N-deep from what you browse, so it would perhaps have ready responses for many of your queries.

    But your own node may not have the answer for you, so you forward on to the next. How does the forwarding table get setup? One way to do it would be by hand, but also, I imagine posting "known expert" lists to gnutella could help automate the process. A list would be a map of keywords to IPs. These lists wouldn't need to be too robust, as they'd serve to occasionally seed the network, not constantly sustain it.

    Once you had a good forwarding table on your node, you'd have access to quite a large search DB. With 100 nodes in the search network, each using 1GB for its index, and 3:10 index to indexed ratio, that's 100*1GB*3.3=330GB of indexed text. Let's say the average webpage is 100KB (?), that's a total search DB size of 3.4M pages. Increase the number of nodes to 10,000 and increase each node's index size to 10GB, and you have 3,460,300,800 pages, which is just about equal to Google, which is currently at 3,307,998,701. 10k nodes happens to be about what distributed.net is running right now, and 10GB is getting cheaper by the minute. ;)

  24. Smart Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I love this quote:
    ...other search engine experts say that occupying multiple slots in search rankings may simply be smart marketing.
    Am I the only one that's noticed comments like that, from some marketing apologist, whenever some company/marketeer pulls an ethically questionable stunt and gets caught?

    Rather gives lie to the assertion that "Marketing is a legitimate occupation," in my mind, when there's always some marketing industry apologist out there ready to defend Yet Another Slimy Marketing Tactic as "smart marketing."

  25. Oh cry me a fucking river about your rights!! by Second_Derivative · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Email was a wonderful thing until some cretins decided it was their god given right to fill the infrastructure so full of shit that it's becoming impossible to maintain and of much more limited use, all because they're so much more important that everyone else and want to hock their crap.

    IRC was a wonderful thing until some other pack of cretins decided it was their god given right to deluge the infrastructure with shit, all because they're so much more important than everyone else and want to have their immature little pissing contests

    And the web and the search engine concept was a wonderful thing until yet another pack of cretins decided it was their god given right to deluge THIS infrastructure with shit, because they believe that this great big network exists soley to promote their crap

    So who gave them all the fucking right!? And why are these pieces of shit always the first to whine about how THEIR rights are being trodden on? I just wonder what sort of process makes these pricks honestly believe that such a beautiful and diverse resource is there for THEIR benefit and it's all fucking ME ME ME.

    OK I can play ME ME ME too! I want to be able to browse the internet without your fucking product being shoved in my face!

    I want to be able to communicate with my friends and colleagues over email without having hundreds upon hundreds of pieces of dreck advertising your disgusting crap shoved in my face!

    I want to be able to use a realtime chat network without enduring splits and lags and security checks and masses of scans just because some braindead 12 year old moron got a bug up his ass about someone insulting him over this system!

    Why is it that these days if you look at an IRC server or an SMTP server, 90% of the source is a ghastly and hugely tangled mess of code that's just there to keep the 0.001% of pricks who want to ruin it for everyone else out, and managing those systems turns from a straightforward and communal activity into an arcane battleground where everyone is an enemy? Just try scaling that up tenfold for Google and their golden egg laying goose that every selfish twat wants to work how THEY want it to work and fuck everyone else.

    Argh... I would be honoured to shake the hands of the techs running Google, and good on them for actually fighting back against these fucks. And as for these cretins listed above, WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES WE WILL MAKE SAUSAGES OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ENTRAILS (to borrow a nice little expression from someone by the alias of TRASG0)

  26. Blaming Google for your poor business model by sakyamuni · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The practice has roiled the gift-basket industry, where several online shops have noticed in recent months that their rankings on Google have suddenly dropped. [...]
    "We cannot be found anymore," said Michelle Wiesel, president of Cesta Gift Baskets in Los Angeles (www.cesta.net). "We have not sold one fruit basket" in two months, she said, adding that before, when Cesta showed up in Google's top 10 results, her business was doing fine.

    Unbe-freaking-lievable what weird ideas of entitlement people have when it comes to free services.

    In any case it's simply very poor business sense to rely solely on being listed in the top 10 Google results for the search "fruit basket" to get any business.

  27. Re:Seth F's theories by Casca · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wish google would do something about this type of crap in search results. Search I used was: google search

    It really pisses me off when half my results are links to other search engines, that never seem to have any information about what I'm looking for.

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    Casca
  28. Not about browsers by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, a Netscape true believe might disagree with you. I usually avoid the X is better than Y religious wars, but I have to admit there was a long period when Netscape was turning out a really crappy product, while MS continued to find ways to improve IE.

    On the other hand, when IE first appeared it really was something of a joke. It was just a rebranded version of Spyglass Mosaic that Microsoft hurriedly licensed when they realized that they'd ignored the Internet for too long. Lots of silly bugs and poorly designed features.

    But that's all beside the point. I wasn't talking about the browser war -- I never even mentioned browsers. IE played a part in destroying Netscape, but only a small part. Netscape's main source of revenue was supposed to be on the server side. This was true even before Microsoft destroyed the market for browsers by making IE a freebie. But once Microsoft became a competitor, Netscape had no hope of selling its server software or integration services.

    I remember a news article, '97 or thereabouts, about Netscape and MS competing for a major integration contract. (Can't remember the name of the customer.) MS, being late to the party, didn't even jump in until Netscape almost had the whole thing wrapped up. All the specifics had been negotiated and agreed to, and only the final formalities were left. Then MS beseiged the customer with a massive sales pitch, a huge and expensive prototype, and of course a lowball bid. (When you have MS's revenue streams, you can afford to take a huge loss just to get a long-term customer.) Netscape never knew what hit them.

    That sort of thing explains most of MS's dominance of the software market. But it doesn't work against somebody like Google, which essentially depends on millions of small customers who can't be easily turned.

  29. Optimizing page placement -- just don't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    There's a very simple answer to the question of how to go about improving your own page's ranking on google: there isn't one. Period.

    google is useful and successful and praised by its satisfied users because it shows them the pages they want to see.

    Anything done by a page author to try to improve the page's rank -- anything -- is an attempt to show the end user what the page author wants to be seen, not what the end user wants to see.

    Those using the web for commercial purposes can't help but want to deny this reality somehow. They can try, but as long as google is google it will try to to thwart them, and they really shouldn't complain. (Though of course they will...)

  30. What are people really searching for, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    There's a very simple question at the root of all the debate surrounding this issue. When you type "X" into a search string, what are you really looking for? A definition of X? Information about X? Lists of X? Where to buy X? Or what?

    People who run e-commerce sites, and the "search engine optimizers" they sometimes employ, tacitly assume that the only possible query surfers could have in mind is "Where can I buy X?" And they then proceed to get badly excited that google is "failing to return relevant results" if it dares to return highly-rated links that merely provide information about X.