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mnmonte writes "Yesterday morning Opte.org announced that they have successfully mapped the entire internet. They are currently compiling a LGL map for all to see. Currently they have a LGL map that has 'over 5 million edges and has an estimated 50 million hop count'. Also only took them 252.68 hours to complete."

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  1. Good... by IANAL(BIAILS) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe I'll finally be able to find out where I took that wrong turn...

    1. Re:Good... by HeyBob! · · Score: 4, Funny

      Albuquerque!

  2. no more excuses by selderrr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll print it and give it to my wife. If she ever needs directions again on the web, I'll give her the map, slap my forhead and mumble 'oh yeah, that's right : women can't read maps'


    ooh i'm so bad :-)

  3. Slashdotted... by ctid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick! They've done something really cool and clever. Let's Slashdot them back to the stone age. That'll teach them!

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  4. The Map by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Hey, I can see my house from up here!"

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  5. Wow by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 0, Funny

    How many copies of the goatse guy d'you think are in there?

  6. One Less Point... by suwain_2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Their site seems to be crawling. I thought for a minute we'd have to take them off the map.

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  7. "Also only took them 252.68 hours to complete." by SYFer · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and it only took 6 minutes to /. their server.

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  8. Neat by Quasar1999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now I finally know why the internet is so damned slow... people are purposely wasting bandwidth trying to 'map out' the internet, and all this time I thought it was a DDOS attack... or at the very least some new worm...silly me.

    I wonder if there are people driving around during rush hour trying to 'map out' the city...

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  9. Where is by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 5, Funny

    The 'You are Here' arrow?

  10. And coincidentaly... by elrick_the_brave · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Also only took them 252.68 hours to complete" is also the amount of time before their slashdotted servers will be back up to make the file available for download!

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  11. Still wouldn't ask for directions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a woman I am betting that most of you men would still refuse to stop and ask for directions, no matter how big the map is.

  12. Missing feature by TheRagingTowel · · Score: 2, Funny

    A "You Are Here" sign... Reminds me the HHGTTG and the cookie machine which drove the wife crazy.

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  13. Re:Slashblotted by slickwillie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess that black hole on the map is where OPTE used to be.

  14. Re:Compatibility with GPS? by grolschie · · Score: 2, Funny

    They use animated gifs to represent WiFi users.

  15. Re:Mapping engine status: Stalled by digitalsushi · · Score: 3, Funny

    heh, i have a comcast IP. i'm in NH and it says I am in Michigan.

    As an aside, updating that physical location information is really easy. For instance, in north america, all our IPs are dished out by the American Registry for Internet Numbers (ARIN). ARIN wants any contiguous block of IPs larger than 7 to have the information filled in. if lying doesnt work (your admin figures out that you're just too far out of the way, like 2 states over) you could just bribe them. or flatter them, like "heh, wouldnt it be funny if you could update that info... hahaa too bad you cant. yeeep. cant do it. be a genius if you could though." i'm an admin for a /20 and i would do it ONCE for a large mushroom pizza.

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