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Online! The Book

honestpuck writes "Titling a volume 'Online! The Book' and putting "The perfect gift for any computer user!" amongst other hyperbole on the back cover must rank as this years greatest act of hubris." Honestpuck has a strong opinion of whether this hubris is justified or insane -- read on below for his review. Online! The Book author John C. Dvorak and Chris Pirillo (with Wendy Taylor) pages 701 publisher Prentice Hall PTR rating 3 reviewer Tony Williams ISBN 0131423630 summary Padding, information and errors all in the one volume. Could be worse, but not by much.

If only John C. Dvorak and Chris Pirillo (with Wendy Taylor) had been able to deliver. If only they had not strewn the book with error, verbiage and irrelavancy. Ah, well.

This volume in its 700 pages (divided into 28 chapters) tries to cover everything from hardware basics to voice over IP, in between touching on e-commerce, security, web programming, networking, content management and business websites, to name just six of the topics perhaps each better suited to a volume of their own.

This book skims, and skims fast, over a number of important and vital topics while dwelling on others that many will find useless. Chris Pirillo seems to be an expert on marketing, so that gets thirty pages, while web programming languages get ten. We get forty pages of 'Hardware Basics,' which cover information vital to getting online such as operating systems, varieties of Intel chips, video cards and gaming audio drivers. I know that if I wanted to find the perfect spot to put breakout boxes about Babbage and von Neumann (essential to any book about getting online) I'd put them in the chapter on viruses. It seems as if the three authors said "we're contracted to seven hundred pages so let's just throw in topics we know a lot about until we get to seven hundred pages -- then stop."

Then there are the errors. We get editing errors like the text that tells us a 'geostationary satellite' orbits at 'about 22,300 miles,' next to a diagram showing the number 20,300 miles. We get errors in logic like the breakout box that has "DNS servers may run Apache, which is an open source Web server program" and goes on to imply that all DNS servers will run a web server. We get errors in grammar. We get paragraphs like "Although there are dynamic Web page URLs (meaning they change, or at least part of it does), most are static (stay the same). These can be dynamic by use of a programming error or dynamic because someone named the URL extension without adding a link elsewhere on the web site." With sentence construction like that I'm still not sure if the claim intended is true or not.

Did I like anything about this book? Sure, the chapter on 'How A Modem (Really) Works' was full of good solid information. Other chapters were similar, particularly the two following on networking and handhelds, phones and PDAs. Others did contain some good information, just surrounded by dross.

You can go to the book's website, which is basically just a single page with yet more hyperbole ("Everything is here. Well-written. Comprehensive.") or visit the Prentice Hall page, which actually gives you a table of contents and a sample chapter. Just don't go straight to the Prentice Hall PTR home page and search for books with "Online" in the title, as that won't find it. Instead search for books with "Book" in the title.

I'd only recommend this book to those who want to spend a lot of time finding the good bits, a few minutes chuckling over some of the errors, and thirty dollars on a paperweight. If you're really looking for a 'perfect gift' for people new new to the net, then find something cheaper covering just the essentials, and for those more expert, find a volume that actually covers a topic of interest well.

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  1. duh by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    ...and putting "The perfect gift for any computer user!"

    Gee, and it's just out in time for Christmas. What a coincidence. No wonder they didn't have time to get their facts straight, December was coming.

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    1. Re:duh by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

      "The perfect gift for any computer user!" points obviously to "A new computer".

      This should be a "Perfect gift for people who read computer books".

  2. If wishes were fishes ... by Rudisaurus · · Score: 3, Funny
    If only John C. Dvorak and Chris Pirillo (with Wendy Taylor) had been able to deliver. If only they had not strewn the book with error, verbiage and irrelavancy.
    If only I had run a spell-checker before posting ... (it's irrelevancy).
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  3. I think I'll wait.... by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I'll wait for the movie adaptation of the book.

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    1. Re:I think I'll wait.... by schnablebg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Online! The movie.

      "I saw the shit out of it!"

    2. Re:I think I'll wait.... by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Funny
      I think I'll wait for the movie adaptation of the book.
      Personally, I'm looking forward to the promotional website for the movie.
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    3. Re:I think I'll wait.... by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      > > I think I'll wait for the movie adaptation of the book.
      > Personally, I'm looking forward to the promotional website for the movie.

      Personally, I (for one) welcome our online.. promotional.... website? Wait, this is the wrong joke! (Isn't it always, though?)

  4. Say what you want about Dvorak... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    but I really love his keyboards.

    1. Re:Say what you want about Dvorak... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny
      and his New World Symphony

      Actually someone else wrote it, but he came up with a new arrangement.

  5. Table of Contents by MagicDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    If every chapter has information about the internet and technology, I guess the table of contents sould be titled "Slashdot" :)

  6. God.... by Kirk+Troll · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I first saw it, I thought it was some attempt to be a hard copy of the internet.

    *remembers Dilbert boss joke.*

    Heh heh...

    1. Re:God.... by Chalybeous · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reminds me about a joke about computer-illiterate people that started doing the rounds when British libraries began to introduce cheap (later free) internet access:

      Customer: Excuse me, do you have the Internet here?
      Librarian: Yes, sir - the computer suite is over there, I'll be along to help you in a moment.
      Customer: Oh, I didn't want to use a computer. Do you have it in book form?
      Sounds rather like it could be a PHB or BOFH situation here... lusers, anyone?
      (Then again, for several years you've been able to get a map of the internet...)

      What's next - Online! - The Rock Opera, written by Pete Townshend and Bill Gates?

      Ever since I was a young boy, I've been a techie geek,
      From dial-up BBSs, to broadband fast and sleek,
      Downloading Linux .isos, md5sums and all,
      Though I find books for dummies, a real-pain-in-the-b@lls...

      (Sung to the tune of "Pinball Wizard")
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  7. Mel Brooks, eat your heart out... by shadowcabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Merchandising, merchandising! Online! The Book, Online! The Movie, Online! The Breakfast Cereal... Online! The Flamethrower! (The kids love that one.)

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    1. Re:Mel Brooks, eat your heart out... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Web Site, Online!

      Email, Online!

      pr0n, Online!

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  8. Look! The rating is a 3! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny

    A 3? I think the Slashdot Universe is going to implode! Run for your lives!!!

    1. Re:Look! The rating is a 3! by dmorin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Look closer, it's really the 8 that they've just used so much some of the pixels are starting to fall off.

  9. Great!! by Cap'nMike · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I don't have to keep paying those damn ISP fees every month. I can just buy the book. What? You mean they haven't just printed out the internet? Crap!

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  10. this book is too long... by Savatte · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll just wait for Online for Dummies.

  11. The sequels are even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Coming soon from PTR:

    Offline! Tales of slashdotting

    Spelling! Secrets of the Slashdot editors

  12. Speaking of hubris; try THIS on for size: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "news for nerds, stuff that matters"

  13. Time warp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    1999 called, they want their book back.

    1. Re:Time warp? by Fjord · · Score: 2, Funny

      while they are on the line, can they take that joke back, too?

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  14. Destined to be... by ii-v-i-head · · Score: 5, Funny

    On sale for $2.99 by mid March 2004

    1. Re:Destined to be... by Patrick · · Score: 3, Funny
      On sale for $2.99 by mid March 2004

      $2.99? I got Bill Gates's "The Road Ahead" in a 50-cents bin. Are you telling me "Online!" is worth nearly six times as much as BillG's 1995-era visions of the future?

      Well, OK, maybe.

  15. Quote makes it sound authentic. by Performer+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...."If only they had not strewn the book with error, verbiage and irrelavancy."....

    Hmm... sounds exactly like being online.

  16. Considering... by KC7GR · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...that one of the book's authors is the same one who tried to inflict the (in)famous "Dvorak Keyboard" on an unsuspecting world, the fact that the book itself is full of errors comes as no surprise whatsoever.

    Heck, Dvorak probably wrote his portion on one of his goofball keyboards...

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    Blue Feather Technologies

    1. Re:Considering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      unsuspecting world

      Don't you mean "New World"? ;-)

    2. Re:Considering... by Hayzeus · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're obviously confused. Just to clear up any confusion, the book's author is not the inventor of the Dvorak keyboard, but is instead the famous Czech composer who brought us "The Moravian Duets" and "Slavonic Dances". Common mistake.

  17. Metacomment by Azghoul · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, I guess this will shut up the morons who complain that every Slashdot review is positive...

    (since this is a comment about comments, but on-topic because it's about reviews, does this count as a "metacomment"? My guess is I'm just an ass...)

  18. sadly.... by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...i dont trust anyone who uses so many bevels, saturated colours and drop shadows on their site, so i wont be buying this book

  19. P Is For Pirillo, P Is For Pathetic. by DoctorScooby · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to his webblog, in the last few months, this poor bugger got his ass fired from TechTV, only to be replaced by the uber-knowledgeable (*snicker*) Leo Laporte; gotten sick; gotten food poisoning; has a conspiracy theory that Doc Searls is actually Colonel Sanders; has a beef with hydrogenated oils in soda crackers; has sunk to the oh-so pathetic level of doodling on his own body in order to get hits to his website, "C:\PIRILLO.EXE -- Getting Screwed While Everybody Else is Getting Laid".

    And to top it all off, he writes a newsletter called "Windows Fanatics". I feel so bad for this guy. World Vision should add this guy to their client list, he's at least as pathetic as the starving AIDS-ridden African child with flies crawling on his face.

    BSD isn't dying, this guy is.

  20. Oh the irony of it all by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seems sort of ironic that they would have a website online for a book about computer and internet basics. It should have a message like those bumper stickers, "If you can read this you don't need this book".

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