Robotics + Car = Hallucigenia
News for nerds writes "I4U has news about a new transportation concept, called The Hallucigenia 01, which is a working 1/5 scale vehicle prototype, designed by Japanese design firm Leading Edge Design. PC Watch (Japanese) has photos and movies. Its 8 wheels are independent robotic arms controlled by their own satellite CPUs, interconnected to the main CPU by an internal LAN."
It looks like a spider crossed with a skateboard. I wouldn't drive that.
Are they implying that the idea for the car came from a night spent tripping on acid.. or... ??
Soon we will hear the deep voice of Darth Vader saying "I find your lack of bandwidth disturbing..."
Why did I think of that? I dunno, maybe it's because the car looks kinda like Darth's friggen head..
How can I give these guys money?! Someone tell me quick... nevermind, the drugs are losing their effect.
Why does it need to have multiple computers networked? Redundancy in case of failure. You see, they'll be running Windows.
Do the wheels play multiplayer Quake with each other in their spare time?
Is the communication between the wheel and the brake done using XML protocols?
Do the wheels send an email to your mobile phone when your refrigerator has run out of milk?
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Brain Terminated.
Will code a sig generator for food
Well, it does a great job of navigating over the rough terrain of that flat smooth table top. Whats the point again?
It was a long time since I was 1/5th scale!
Engineering is the art of compromise.
It also has a really cool glowing sword and can shoot plastic missiles.
That's why they'll eventually have their giant killer robots, while we're still optimizing the super-sized cup-holder layout for our pickup trucks.
I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
the japanese take on the club sandwich. I bet it's smaller and more efficient.
I came to the datacenter drunk with a fake ID, don't you want to be just like me?