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PC Annoyances

hawkeegn writes "This is the latest book in the O'Reilly "Annoyances" series. Over the last few years, I've managed to glean several valuable tips about Windows 95 and 98 from the Annoyances books about those OSes. So even if I've used computers for years, I looked with glee and anticipation (well maybe not glee, much more like relief) when I discovered this book was out." Read on for hawkeegn's review of PC Annoyances. PC Annoyances author Steve Bass pages 175 publisher O'Reilly Publishing rating 8 reviewer hawkeegn ISBN 0596005938 summary How to deal with common PC annoyances, like Windows, Email, Microsoft Office, sound & video and hardware issues.

How often do you sit down for a relaxing session at your PC, only to discover you can't find that file you saved six months ago but forgot the name of it. Or to go into Word and realize several dreary tasks could mre easily be put into macros if only you knew how? Or you decide to browse the Web only to be "attacked" by pop-ups and extra windows? AAUGHH!

This book deals with the folk who use Windows and PC's. I realize there are those who loathe Windows ("Linux rools d00d!") and point to the chapter on Windows annoyances as an example of an OS gone terribly wrong. However, until the day comes that everyone uses Linux (or finds a way around Billy Boy's "evil empire"), we're stuck with it. But I digress.

The book's several chapters are divided into specific topics, like E-mail, Windows, the Internet, MS Office, Windows Explorer. Music, Video & CDs, and last but not least Hardware. And yes there's a few suggestions and software for dealing with spam. Spam spam, spam, spam, wonderful spammmmm...not! Also mentioned are items like turning off return receipt (who cares whether or not your sender received your message, it got sent didn't it?), embedded images in email, and so on. There are also sections on dealing specifically with flaws in Outlook Express, Eudora, AOL, and Hotmail.

One thing that bummed me a little personally was that the chapter on Windows annoyances for the most part are for Windows XP. In fact, the author strongly recommends, in fact almost implores you, gentle reader, to switch from Win 98 to XP. In spite of my system running slowly and sometimes crashing (and the fact that I'm rather broke these days), I'll stick with my 98 for now. Of course, one could point out if previous versions of Windows had been created "right" or "ran correctly," there wouldn't be need for a whole chapter (or even reams of books) on Microsoft fixes or how to get it to run properly.

The Internet chapter deals with getting rid of pop-ups while browsing, and introduces a nifty tool for checking dead links on your bookmarks. It's quite annoying to save a page on your favorite band or obscure sport and then discover three months later it's disappeared. Also mentioned are a few "tricks" with using Google and even AOL IMs, like making AOL IM an "ad-free" zone. In fact, several tricks in this book are centered on cutting down the amount of on-line advertising we all seem to be bombarded with.

MS Office ... ah yes, Office. What would we ever do without it? What can we do with it? Among other tips, the author describes ways of "outfoxing" Word's Auto Correct feature (but gee, Mr Word officer, I swear that's the way rutabaga is spelled!) and my personal favorite: getting rid of Clippy -- Yeah! Also mentioned are some nifty tricks for using Excel and Power Point.

Windows Explorer ... ah yes, Windows Explorer. Not bad, but it could be better. And the author points us to two alternatives to Explorer: Power Desk and Total Commander, two inexpensive utilities that do everything WE does and more. However, if you insist on staying loyal to WE, there are some nice tips here about dealing with it.

The last two chapters discuss ways of making it easier to listen to tunes on your PC, watching video streams, and recording audio from any source. But most importantly, the author advises that if you share CDs with others to use 74-minute CDs because not all CD ROMs are created equal. The 80-minute CDs may get cranky if they're put in an old CD ROM that won't read them.

Last but not least, the Hardware chapter touches upon such wondrous things as "The Wonders of a Modem Reset," "tuning up your monitor," and also a way to keep that color ink printing cartridge you just bought to last more than two weeks, just by switching your prints to the lowest quality for most of your work. When you're broke like myself, those $50 printer cartridges add up fast!

I've just touched upon a few tips here ... the book has many more, all designed to be very helpful to the PC user.

The back inside cover has a place where the CD with all these nifty utilities should be, except O'Reilly decided to save a few bucks on the book's cost by pointing to a URL and telling we gentle readers to go there to get the utilities. Alas, I'm lazy and impatient (not to mention being too damn cheap to get a DSL line) so I haven't gotten around to getting most of the utilities yet. My bad. I've gotten used over the years to books that had the CD that I could just slide into my drive and install away. I have however so far gotten SpyBot, AMDeadLink, and MailWasher. Great stuff, and I do plan to download at least a few more of these utilities. Of course, the web site where you download all this stuff is a great plug for PC World.

The "enlightened ones," as I mention, won't need to bother with this book, as they have Linux, or a Mac. But the rest of us, who do battle with our PCs daily, will get a lot of useful information out of this book.

You can purchase PC Annoyances from bn.com. Slashdot welcomes readers' book reviews -- to submit a review for consideration, read the book review guidelines, then visit the submission page.

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  1. There's A Solution by tds67 · · Score: 4, Funny
    How to deal with common PC annoyances, like Windows, Email, Microsoft Office...

    Try Linux!

  2. whoa boy! by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Funny

    This book deals with the folk who use Windows and PC's. I realize there are those who loathe Windows ("Linux rools d00d!") and point to the chapter on Windows annoyances as an example of an OS gone terribly wrong. However, until the day comes that everyone uses Linux (or finds a way around Billy Boy's "evil empire"), we're stuck with it. But I digress.

    Opening up the can of worms I see.

    Pardon me while I put on the 'ol asbestos suit and run for my life.

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
  3. Windows 95 and 98 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I've managed to glean several valuable tips about Windows 95 and 98
    > from the Annoyances books about those OSes

    Windows? Annoyances? Isn't that redundant?

  4. Annoyances? by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 5, Funny

    My biggest PC annoyance is my father. Am I the only one who has a father (or some other relation), that knows nothing about computers, yet insists upon playing with all the settings they can find?

    Oy.

    1. Re:Annoyances? by BassAkwards · · Score: 5, Funny
      Oh, yeah, my Dad is outta control with his downloads. He's gotta try every little utility and app he reads about in PCWorld. (Boy, that was a bad Christmas present to get him.).

      Each time I look at his laptop he's got like twenty things running in the taskbar, including three anti-virus programs.

      Me: Dad, why do you have three anti-virus programs running in your taskbar?
      Dad: Can't be too careful, you know. That darn internet is full of viruses these days. I figure you can't have enough anti-virus programs, am I right?
      Me: No, Dad, you're not right.

    2. Re:Annoyances? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Worse than that is when your Mom finally gets online and not only needs tech support all the time, but constantly sends you 10 year old, spectacularly-unfunny 'jokes' via e-mail all the time, despite repeated pleas to stop.

      Even worse are the 'inspiriational', totally-irrational Christian-themed stories via e-mail. Ugh. Jesus, ole pal, your followers are both tacky and stupid. Please bring them on the Rapture ASAP! *sigh*

    3. Re:Annoyances? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's an easy one. Cleanup your dad's PC, then install a new "anti-virus" program. This program, of couorse, identifies every new downloaded file as containing a virus. Problem solved.

    4. Re:Annoyances? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Much more fun to move, don't leave a forwarding number and change your phone to unlisted (oh, and change e-mail addresses regularly).

      Kinda like being in the Witness Protection program, but nobody's out to kill me.

      Posted as AC for the obvious reasons...

  5. I wanted a Linux Annoyances paperback book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    But they said it only comes in a set of 32 hardbound volumes.

    1. Re:I wanted a Linux Annoyances paperback book by cachorro · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...it only comes in a set of 32 hardbound volumes...

      Not true. You can download it free, distributed among the many GNU/Linux source packages.

      The title is README.

    2. Re:I wanted a Linux Annoyances paperback book by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Funny

      And the worst part is, you have to compile all 32 volumes yourself! And no RPMs or .debs. :(

    3. Re:I wanted a Linux Annoyances paperback book by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the fonts are rendered poorly, too. That is, until I ran rpm -i truetypebookfonts-2.2.145-7-i386-mdk.rpm. Er, wait, that requires glib-2.4.16 or higher, and I'm running glib-2.4.18mdk!

      Maybe I can do a google search for this. Oh! Here we go, a mailing list where a guy had this same problem. Let's look at the solution... oh crap, does anybody speak French? Maybe I'll just go to my distro's ftp site and... uh-oh, too many users. Screw this, I'm just going to check my webmail.

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  6. Biggest PC annoyance... by Tired_Blood · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is watching someone else use a computer!

    Example comments:
    You know, you don't have to double-click the webpage link...
    You could just type the web address in the white box at the top instead of using a search engine...
    Damn it! No! Just... Forget it, let me do it.

    All last night. There were a few more I'm sure.

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    1. Re:Biggest PC annoyance... by Eberlin · · Score: 5, Funny

      More example comments:
      Caps Lock...hit Caps Lock. It's not on the screen, it's on your keyboard. On top of 7. No, not F5!

      You can't do research on antarctica by typing "www.antara.com" on the SEARCH ENGINE BOX. It also helps if you spell it right.

      Just because we restrict right-clicking doesn't mean you can't paste. Click on edit, then paste...or hit ctrl+v -- on your keyboard. ON YOUR KEYBOARD. Dude, off the mouse!!!

      Ah, users. Truly the biggest PC annoyance (and amusement) ever made.

    2. Re:Biggest PC annoyance... by teslatug · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...oh and by the way, you're welcome!

    3. Re:Biggest PC annoyance... by soundsop · · Score: 4, Funny

      The most difficult thing in the world is to know
      how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing
      it wrong, without commenting.
      -- T.H. White

    4. Re:Biggest PC annoyance... by superflippy · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...is someone else watching me use a computer!

      Get your grubby fingers off my screen! I know which button I'm supposed to click.
      Yes, I know what I'm doing. I did it this way last time and it worked.
      Fine, I give up. Have a seat, do it your way. I'm going to go make some coffee.

      --
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  7. Re:Program Not Responding by el-spectre · · Score: 3, Funny

    My favorite one (which makes me swear everytime I see it) is, when uninstalling a program, I see these too dialog boxes:

    1) the file yaddayadda.dll is not being used by any other programs and can be safely removed. Remove? (yes/no)

    Then when you click 'OK'...

    2) Another program may be using that DLL!!! Dear god! Are you sure?!!! (no/no)

    friggin CYA programmers :)

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    "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
  8. Re:Stuck with Windows? by NerdSlayer · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are scared. Be honest, say "I am scared of other operating systems".

    Hmm... after you repeat these words:

    "I am afraid to move out of my parent's basement, get a job, and stop posting dumbass comments on Slashdot all day"

    Say it! Say it!

    Some of us work for "companies" with "IT Departments" who have "rules" and tell us what to "do" to get "money".

    Also, some of us like playing video games, or having a home theatre PC, both of which are a giant pain/impossible on Linux.

  9. Re:How to get rid of clippy... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2, Funny
    Don't install the Microsoft Office Assistant Yeah, and then you keep getting popups saying "Cannot find Office Assistant. Maybe your install is deficient". I have already thrown bricks at three perfectly good monitors because of this :-)

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  10. Um, never... by Quarters · · Score: 4, Funny
    How often do you sit down for a relaxing session at your PC

    About as often has I have a heart-to-heart discussion with my cordless drill. Maybe slightly less frequently than I take my telephone on a nice vacation to the beach?

    A computer is a tool, nothing more, nothing less. I've got no emotional attachment to it whatsoever.

    1. Re:Um, never... by (trb001) · · Score: 2, Funny

      A computer is a tool, nothing more, nothing less. I've got no emotional attachment to it whatsoever.

      Hi, you must be new around here, welcome to Slashdot!

      --trb

  11. gotcha beat by mckwant · · Score: 3, Funny

    Father-in-Law. I live in Texas, he lives in Pennsyvlania. One glorious Saturday afternoon, we reformatted his hard drive and reinstalled Windows. Over the phone.

    Did I mention that he's practically deaf?

    "FORMAT C:/ \s"
    "E?"
    "No, C"
    "G?"

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    1. Re:gotcha beat by CycleMan · · Score: 2, Funny
      There's a solution for that, if it happens again. The international phonetic alphabet, which any war vet would know, makes each letter sound quite different from others. See the revised conversation:

      "Format Charlie :/ \Sierra"
      "Echo?"
      "Echo off."
      "Golf?"
      "Sure - it's better than fixing your computer!"

      Or you could just hope it never happens again.

  12. Re:How to get rid of clippy... by secondsun · · Score: 3, Funny

    I used to throw bricks at my monitor until I realized that my monitor had done nothing wrong.

    Finally I had to break down and buy a magnesium alloy case becuse computers are su much more expensive than tubes.

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  13. You need a book for this? by DingoBueno · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't think I need a book to tell me about the annoyances of Windows 98...

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  14. Re:Stuck with Windows? by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I smelled fear. I struck.

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  15. Re:and if you do... by Rhys · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not being able to run the latest email virus is an annoyance?

    I need a life more like yours.

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  16. Re:me too!! by jot445 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This gives rise to one of my favorite acronyms:

    DWIMNWIT (lovingly pronounced as 'dimwit')

    Do What I Mean Not What I Typed

    So, it _was_ the computer's fault all along!

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  17. Re:How to get rid of clippy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Amateurs ... you need to smash the KEYBOARD. You can get a new keyboard for like $10, and a lot of problems could be the fault of the keyboard.

    Spend an hour looking for a missing ; in a .c program? I'm sure you hit it, the keyboard probably didn't register it. SMAAAAAAAAASH

    And how about that process locking up, it's probably polling the keyboard somewhere in its code, that could be the problem. SMAAAAASH!!!

  18. Re:Ummmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's here and it's called a ZX Spectrum?

  19. Re:Stick with Windows and if you do... by JacobO · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are people out there that pay for MS licenses? Really?

  20. Re:Stuck with Windows? by ryanvm · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've posted 9 comments in an hour and a half here. How freakin' productive could you possibly be?

  21. Re:Stick with Windows and if you do... by craigtay · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We have a woman in the office who had never used a computer before in her life. We plunked her down in front of a Windows box and a Linux box."

    Holy hell, a woman can use Linux? Then Linux must be pretty easy to use if a simple woman can figure it out

  22. sweet! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should make that a default configuration option, the '-mother' switch. :)

    "Click here if your mother sends you e-mail." hehe