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SCO Not Lying About DoS Attack

Licensed2Hack writes "The Cooperative Association for Internet Data Analysis (CAIDA), part of the San Diego Supercomputer Center at the University of California, San Diego has an analysis of the recent DDOS on SCO.com. Netcraft also has more information in their article and analysis graphs. Seems SCO was hit with a 50,000 packet-per-second SYN flood peak, which yields approximately 20 Mb/s each way, or about the capacity of a DS3 line."

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  1. awwww... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    poor little darl..... :)

    1. Re:awwww... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dear Santa,

      What I want for xmas is proper egress filtering on all end point routers.

      That, and a massive IPv6 rollout. Like..tomorrow...say about 3pm...

      Thanks.

  2. Oh come on by puppetluva · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . . that's just the slashdot effect. . .

    1. Re:Oh come on by linuxdawg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please if your an sysadmin the ./ effect can be worse.
      It depends on the reason you were posted
      (it also helps not to run apache on a pacemaker for a server)

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    2. Re:Oh come on by twoslice · · Score: 4, Funny
      Uhm, go here --> sco.com

      ...and JPriest starts another round of DDOS at SCO

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    3. Re:Oh come on by 00420 · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's only in Windows Media Video!

      That doesn't mean you need Windows Media Player to watch it. I just watched it on MPlayer. It's pretty funny in some spots. I like when McBride says "We can look forward to a world that is not free." I think they should make that there company slogan :)

  3. just another PR trick by kpharmer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great! now they get headlines simply by *not* lying

    1. Re:just another PR trick by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, for SCO that is remarkable and worthy of a headline.

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      Ben
    2. Re:just another PR trick by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

      They cant really blame us - I'm reminded of the old tale of the boy who cried wolf....

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    3. Re:just another PR trick by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "They cant really blame us - I'm reminded of the old tale of the boy who cried wolf...."

      I am too. One day, Slashdot's going to post an interesting story about SCO, and everybody'll ignore it.

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      "Derp de derp."
    4. Re:just another PR trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      One of your princes and the Bush twins should get together in Cabo. If we've learned anything from Girls Gone Wild and Paris Hilton, drunk party girls love a camera! Don't leave home without it.

      Bringing nations together through anonymous sex. It's like it's what the internet was invented for.

    5. Re:just another PR trick by Aardpig · · Score: 3, Funny

      Correct, execept for the fact that the "R t" bit is superfluous. Apart from that, you've got Darl to a tee, my son...

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  4. SCO Paid Someone...! by InceptionOS · · Score: 2, Funny

    We all know that SCO paid this security expert to say SCO was attacked...they are trying to make the OSS community look bad!

    1. Re:SCO Paid Someone...! by Unordained · · Score: 4, Funny

      and even then, only paid them with an I.O.U. -- to be payable if they win against IBM ...

  5. Nelson said it best. by xenoweeno · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Nelson said it best. by madprof · · Score: 2, Funny

      So not 'kiss me Hardy', then?

  6. SCO Not Lying? by bc90021 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick! Someone start knitting Satan a sweater!

    1. Re:SCO Not Lying? by gizmonic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great idea, and to save postage we can just send it with Darl when he goes...

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  7. Oops. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oops, oh well. SCO still sucks.

  8. It's funny, laugh. by gnuadam · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I guess the lying or incompetent question has been settled.

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  9. Um... by unexpected · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are they sure it wasn't a SIN flood?

  10. "SCO Not Lying " by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 5, Funny
    SCO Not Lying
    Now that is news.
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  11. That really says something... by Rev+Snow · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...when
    They're not lying
    is considered a news story.
  12. Re:DOS attacks... by HolyCoitus · · Score: 2, Funny

    The sites you mention provide a public service. How else can a whole community effectively make new comers go "DUDE! What in the fuck did you send me to that?!?!" and all laugh together? Most people only get hit once by those sites.

    I'd liken it to a practical joke compared to a bully... You don't retaliate against the joke, but you sure as shit would love to kick the shit out of the bully

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  13. Re:Yes but one fact remains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Monkeys! Always bet on the monkeys!

  14. Re:DOS attacks... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you just call SCO a legitimate business? *Backs away very slowly*

  15. Re:DOS attacks... by Tackhead · · Score: 1, Funny
    > .. why do folks perform DOS attacks on legitimate businesses like SCO, but at the same time, leave things like goatse.cx or tubgirl.com perfectly alone?

    Because Goatse Guy and Tubgirl aren't the problem. Their bastard offspring, Darl McBride, is.

    (Sorry, Goatse and Tubgirl. I know if you two did mate, your kids would still turn out better than Darl did.)

  16. Re:T1? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Why are they different? Who knows.

    I blame the French.

  17. Re:Yes but one fact remains by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Funny

    you forgot one:

    -the it guys had left the building few months ago.

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  18. Re:Yes but one fact remains by Smitedogg · · Score: 5, Funny
    I was leaning more towards a time-traveling monkey overlord, personally.

    Then again, it's not nice to always blame Darl.

    Dogg

  19. "SCO Not Lying" by fanatic · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was bound to happen eventually, if only by random chance - as much as they talk, sooner or later they were bound to say something true.

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    "that's not encryption - it's a new perl script that I'm working on..." - from some Matrix parody
  20. Re:Who cares? by llamalover · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the orginal fairy tale, I believe the boy gets eaten. Tragic, but at least the wolf is happy. McBride burger anyone?

  21. SCO MIRROR by segment · · Score: 4, Funny


    Oh never fear I have a mirror up whats the big deal

  22. Simpsons quote by towaz · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I didnt do it.. no body saw me do it ..can't prove anything
    . /me ducks

    .

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  23. Re:Bandwidth by Darby · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its not like they really would have any trouble paying for a bigger pipe.

    Given the amount of crack they must go through on a daily basis, I'm sure they have a huge collection of pipes.

  24. It wasn't a DDOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It was a Gnu/DDos damnit!

  25. Are you sure? by BCW2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That it wasn't customers rushing to pay their linux liscense fees because the court case is going so well?

    and Daryl wouldn't lie either.

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  26. Re:Need more bandwidth by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 2, Funny

    " Perhaps SCO should use some of their millions of recent investments and get an OC48."

    Are you kidding? Do you know what one of those costs? That would seriously affect the Crack budget. No way is that going to happen.

  27. maybe? by di0s · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe what it really means is Denial of Settlement.