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Pop a Pill, Save Your Hearing

powlow writes "People who've had their ears damaged by gunfire, jackhammers or punk rock have traditionally had two choices: get hearing aids, or suffer in silence. But a new set of drugs, about to be tested on Marine recruits, is showing promise as a way to protect ears against the din."

70 comments

  1. Oh good by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Funny

    Hopefully the mods will take one of these pills before modding my jokes as off-topic.

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    1. Re:Oh good by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=89921&op=Repl y&threshold=1&commentsort=0&tid=134&mode=nested&pi d=7767669" -- (Score:-1, Offtopic)

      Hmmm. I can't tell if the moderators didn't get your on-topic joke and modded you as off-topic, or if they got the joke and are moderating you sarcastically.

  2. Science fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At the University of Michigan, for example, guinea pigs were blasted for five hours with 115 decibels of sound -- about the equivalent of a chainsaw.

    I like that word 'blasted'. Where can I get a job blasting helpless animals like that?

    1. Re:Science fun by hawkbug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's horrible. I know drugs are good things, and need to be tested, but damn. That's inhumane treatment to animals. I'm no hippie or PETA member, but stuff like that makes me ill to think about.

    2. Re:Science fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's horrible. I know drugs are good things, and need to be tested, but damn. That's inhumane treatment to animals. I'm no hippie or PETA member, but stuff like that makes me ill to think about.

      If it could be done with computer simulations it would, maybe someday, but for now they need to use Animals for testing, so be it.

      Its one of those areas, where the outcome is worth using animal testing. Sad any creature would have to suffer, but serriously, we dont have the technology to replicate the human body for testing.

    3. Re:Science fun by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know - the benefits do seem more important than the creatures, however I'm just glad I'm not the one who has to torture the animals and then feel guilty about it.

    4. Re:Science fun by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it somehow less humane than, say, breeding them to be snake food?

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    5. Re:Science fun by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. I wonder if the experiment would still work if the animals were unconscious.

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    6. Re:Science fun by the+pickle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where can I get a job blasting helpless animals like that?

      At the University of Michigan, duh...

      -Captain Obvious

    7. Re:Science fun by eggoeater · · Score: 1
      Where can I get a job blasting helpless animals like that?
      Do frat-boys count? When I was in college I ran sound for bands, usually at frat partys. Those were the loudest shows I ever ran. I always wore plugs and I would GIVE plugs to anyone who asked for them, but that was rare. I think the frat-boys figured they had a better chance with the sorority girls if the girls couldn't hear what they were saying.

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    8. Re:Science fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most snakes don't mind if their food is deaf.

    9. Re:Science fun by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      The people who "blast" them don't feel badly. They are highly trained and know exactly what they are doing, as not to cause any more harm than scientifically necessary. They also believe that they are doing this for the right reasons.

      But I'm sure they would rather use computers just as everyone else would. I'm not in favor of animal testing when other methods will work, but if it's the only option other than human testing, then it's the only other option.

      I'd rather see a hundred mice die than one human child. God gave us animals for our use, he never told us what those uses could, and could not be, so as long as we are using them for posative gain and not just for fun, I'm alright with it.

      Personally, I'd have loved to be the one who tested the game "pin the tail on the donkey" out on actual donkies... gee, that job had to be a real kick!

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    10. Re:Science fun by EEgopher · · Score: 1

      They also do this at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities. My roomate was a Ph.D. candidate in experimental psychology, and his job was to "startle" rats with blasts of noise to map their anxiety reactions when the specimens were under the influence of drugs designed to curb addictive cravings.
      Of course, this meant you had to get the animals addicted to something first. He transfered to rats when they asked him to administer heroin to an ape.

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    11. Re:Science fun by AmericaHater · · Score: 0
      ... It's horrible. I know drugs are good things, and need to be tested, but damn. That's inhumane treatment to animals...

      Yea I agree they dont deserve that: they are poor dumb creatures but they have rights too. Why does everyone assume that just because they have an IQ of 10 they feel no pain, arent sentient and have no right to dignity or umane treatment.

      But enough about the Marines, experimenting on Gerbils is wrong too.

  3. Use the AirZooka, of course! by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    To blast those 'pigs, use the AirZooka. This might be familiar, they are a Slashdot sponsoer and this item does appear in the banners.

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  4. When I hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "tested on Marines", I just start to think of superviruses, and stuff like that.

    Aren't drug trials usually performed on volunteer groups from the public who have a vested in interest in the proposed benefits of said drugs?

    I hear advertisements all the time like "Participate in this medical study if you suffer from [insert ailment here], and you will receive free care from us, using our new experimental treatments"

    propz to GNAA

  5. Re:Rush Limbaugh by schmaltz · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The best irony is that this man, who best liked the sound of his own voice, will in old age probably hear only his own voice. I hope this means we won't be hearing any more of his voice in the future!

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  6. Don't ask, don't tell by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    "tested on Marines", I just start to think of superviruses, and stuff like that"

    Just wait until Mary Kay discovers that it can do most of its lipstick and eye-shadow testing on platoons of Marines instead of rabbits.

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    1. Re:Don't ask, don't tell by breon.halling · · Score: 1

      And unlike lab animals who make noises of protest during these tests, the Marines would just suck it up! =)

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  7. A prophylactic, not a cure by WayneConrad · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Stop giggling at the title... you know what I mean.

    The first sentence implies that this is a cure; the second that this is a preventative measure. The second sentence is right. It can prevent hearing loss, but won't recover already lost hearing.

    If it were me, I'd take the pill and wear hearing protection. The pill seems like a great idea for those who simply can't have ear plugs.

    I understand that war doesn't stop for a soldier to insert ear plugs, but do soldiers use hearing protection at the firing range?

    1. Re:A prophylactic, not a cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So basically you put these pills in your ears and that dampens the noise? ;-)

    2. Re:A prophylactic, not a cure by advocate_one · · Score: 4, Interesting
      "but do soldiers use hearing protection at the firing range?"

      I think you'll find that it's mandatory under healt and safety at work legislation...
      I worked on the flightline and in an engine test house for a large chunk of my career. Ear defenders were issued and were to be worn at all times when the noise was above a certain threshold... (if you have to shout to be understood at a range of one metre then it's too loud and protection must be worn). I can happily say that I still have good hearing for my age considering what I was exposed to...

      What scares me about this pill is the trials... are they going to deliberately issue only pills to a trial group of marines??? Those marines are in no position to make an informed choice and properly volunteer for the trial.

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    3. Re:A prophylactic, not a cure by norton_I · · Score: 1

      Yes, they use ear protection at firing ranges. Still, some fraction (5% or so, I think) have minor permenant hearing loss. The hope is that this will prevent that.

    4. Re:A prophylactic, not a cure by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Yes. I'm part of that 5%.

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    5. Re:A prophylactic, not a cure by netfool · · Score: 2, Informative

      In In the US Army you have earplugs everywhere you go, its a part of your uniform. They're in a small case that hang from your inner left breast pocket & will have the Insignia or Crest of the unit you're in.

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    6. Re:A prophylactic, not a cure by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      The pills are antioxidants, and regularly sold as health supplements. I dont think it is putting the soldiers at risk.

    7. Re:A prophylactic, not a cure by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "The pills are antioxidants, and regularly sold as health supplements. I dont think it is putting the soldiers at risk."

      Ah but... the pills may not be putting the marines at risk, but the trial will involve using marines with just the pills versus a group of marines with conventional ear protection versus a control group of marines with NO hearing protection at all... In other words, someone's hearing IS going to be damaged in this trial, and the marines are not in a position to make informed consent as they are under orders and cannot refuse.

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  8. some of us will need this sooner or later by Dreadlord · · Score: 1

    Noise pollution is just everywhere these days, highways, factories, concerts...

    Even if ears don't get damaged enough to lose hearing completely, there is definitely a partial hearing loss, so using drugs to cure this instead of surgery of hearing aids is definitely a good step on the way to solve the problem.

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    1. Re:some of us will need this sooner or later by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 3, Informative

      One factor that makes concerts more damaging is that consuming alcohol makes your ears more susceptable to damage. Wear your earplugs, folks! If you're that concerned about your appearance, get some flesh-coloured electronic suckers. I know it's badass to go see Motorhead without anything, but when your ears are ringing the next day, you've been through too much.

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  9. GUARD YOUR EARS!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with Gorman's ear pills.

  10. Woohoo! by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    No more having to wear earplugs while DJing or attending warehouse/desert parties. The decent custom molded ones are $150, too.

    1. Re:Woohoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With these pills you would still be exposed to the pain that pounding PA's cause you. The custom molded earplugs must be cheaper in the long run too (granted you don't lose 'em ^^). 15dB or more reduction in all frequencies is very nice and your ears will be grafeful.

  11. Get some facts right by b00m3rang · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Rush hasn't been charged with anything, he voluntarily went into rehab. If he had been arrested and convicted with 5000 pills, the story would probably have been different. Law enforcement have yet to be involved in his situation, although he was part of an investigation.

  12. Potential tinnitus treatment? by bluethundr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After playing in Punk bands, listening to Punk on walkmen and seeing other Punk bands play live I've had an awful case of Tinnitus since about 1990. Actually it started for me after seeing an industrial band play at a tiny nightclub in Neptune NJ.

    The suck-factor of this malady has increased over the past decade. But I've learned to live with it (for the most part, but it does drive me nuts occasionally). There are treatments out there that are mostly based on cognitive adaptation. I've also heard of some treatments involving massive doses of vitamin A. But the latter is a bit dicey, because if things go wrong you can easily poison yourself if the dosage is just a bit off.

    The article metiontions noise damage to the central ear - the cochlea - which is EXACTLY what caused my condition. The treatments in question could potentially reduce further damage to the inner. But I was *very* encouraged that they are also talking about the potential of hearing rehabilitation.

    I've always (having already been a fullbown by the age of 5) been fascinated with science and technology and believing it's inevitable upward spiral would yield miraculous advances. After having been injured (in no small part due to my own ignorance of human physiology) in this way, I've held onto that belief tighter than ever. This is a truly maddening condition.

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    1. Re:Potential tinnitus treatment? by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm just waiting for the day where I can clone myself, and then just have the surgeons do an inner ear transplant.

      While they're at it, maybe they can fix my eyes...

      My eyes are going, my ears are going...

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    2. Re:Potential tinnitus treatment? by Phil+John · · Score: 1

      I've got tinnitus too, and you mentioned the cognitive adaptation, I've found it's possible to suppress the ringing by concentrating on it in a certain way (if you listen to it, it gets louder, if you concentrate on it, it seems to go away, wierd!).

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  13. Ringing in my ears... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People who've had their ears damaged by gunfire, jackhammers or punk rock have traditionally had two choices: get hearing aids, or suffer in silence.

    Ha! I wish I could suffer in silence.

    I haven't had a silent moment in probably 10 years (or more). Why? Because I have tinnitus, which is a constant high-pitched ringing noise-like sensation in my ears. I am not hearing a real noise, but something between my ears and my brain decide to generate a ringing noise which I hear every second of every day.

    If it is really quiet, the ringing can be very loud and unsettling. I've learned to deal with it. Usually the normal background noise in an office can mask the noise.

    I sleep with an airfilter on at night, on a low setting. The grey/white noise is loud enough to mask the ringing. Music/television are too distracting for sleep. My parents live in the country, and it's quiet. Hope I don't forget a noise generator...

    It was hard to sleep in Europe. Tourist hotels are usually pretty loud, and earplugs make it so I can only hear the ringing. Drunk Austrians running up and down the street 3:30AM, singing at the top of their lungs... ack! :)

    Oddly, one alcoholic drink subdues my sensation of the ringing.

    As a side effect, I have a really hard time hearing people in a crowded room, even if they are two feet from me. I can't carry on a conversation in most bars. Quiet resturants are great.

    My dad has it also. So either we have the same genetic predisposition to tinitus, or we have a genetic predisposition to listen to loud music :) Or both.

    Damn you Einstuerzende Neubauten and your damn forks on garbage can lids! And Black Flag and Pink Floyd and Led Zepplin and Metallica! Damn you to hell! :)

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    1. Re:Ringing in my ears... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried marijuana?

    2. Re:Ringing in my ears... by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      I'm right there with you, except I've had my ringing with me since long before I discovered Zep and the rest. I've had it ever since I was a kid, probably from an ear infection at some point. Quite rooms drive me insane. I start to get nutty after about 10 minutes. I would be thrilled to find a "real" treatment besides all this stopgap stuff.

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    3. Re:Ringing in my ears... by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oddly, one alcoholic drink subdues my sensation of the ringing.

      Not odd at all. Alcohol relaxes your ear bits. The AC marijuana suggestion might actually be a good one, if that doesn't go against your world view.

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    4. Re:Ringing in my ears... by fifedrum · · Score: 2, Informative

      yeah, I'm in the same ringing boat after years marching snare drum in a fife and drum corps. Those old style rope tension drums can get quite loud. My left ear was the one that was damaged by ~20 years of drumming, as the snare drum hangs off the left leg and the sound mostly hits the left ear. Then switched instruments 4 years ago and now my right ear is taking a beating. I started wearing an ear plug in whichever ear I need. Right for fife, left for snare. Anyone who thinks the bass beat at a hot nightclub is deafening hasn't been around a bunch of rudimental drummers.

      When one of my daughters screams, all I hear is ZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZT.

      We have a fan in the bedroom at night to generate noise as much as to circulate air, to cover the ringing. I'm lucky though, at least it isn't painful like many who suffer this condition.

      The point: Too many people ignore the need to protect the hearing starting from a young age. This stuff should be tought in school, and every adult that works with kids in loud situations should encourage good hearing protection (or suffer the wrath later!). I do now, I carry 50+ natural colored plugs in my haversack at each event and hand them out, and all our fifers learn to play the instrument with a plug in the right ear.

    5. Re:Ringing in my ears... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The AC marijuana suggestion might actually be a good one, if that doesn't go against your world view.

      Depends, is prison good or bad for hearing?

      I know the law makers seem to think that its good for your health, because they keep Cannabis illegal to protect people from its unhealthy side effects (news flash: inhaling smoke is not good for your lungs, film at 11), and then throw them in jail. So the logic must be that jail is healthy...

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    6. Re:Ringing in my ears... by AmericaHater · · Score: 0
      which drink has this effect? I have T also so I'd be interested in experimenting.

      I tend to find alcohol has no effect but Weed makes it worse rather than better.

    7. Re:Ringing in my ears... by Animats · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, the California Ear Institute at Stanford has a tinnitus treatment in clinical test.

  14. That being the case.. by b00m3rang · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That being the case, the Anonymous poster's comments are even less relevant.

  15. Snicker snort! by WayneConrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, I do hope someone mods that up. I've got coffee dripping from my nose now.

    1. Re:Snicker snort! by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer that to the Arbys "Chicken Bacon Swiss" coming out my nose :)

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  16. Oh great.... by rasteri · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon I'm going to have to take TWO pills to go to clubs...

    1. Re:Oh great.... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Birth control being one of them?

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  17. damaged ears by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 5, Funny

    People who've had their ears damaged by gunfire

    I immediately wondered how a pill would protect against being shot in the side of the head.

  18. Three Choices by lxt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "People who've had their ears damaged by gunfire, jackhammers or punk rock have traditionally had two choices: get hearing aids, or suffer in silence." Actually they have three choices - if they have the money (and their hearing loss is profound enough) they could purchase a cochlear implant (12 electrodes that are inserted into the cochlear to stimulate it, producing sound.)

  19. Checklist.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My checklist for going out just got longer:

    Joint...

    Fake ID........

    Roofie........

    Dugout....

    Blotter....

    Tooter........

    Rock.......

    Blade......

    Mini-mirror...

    Housekey.....

    Cell phone....

    Some cash........

    King-sized rubbers.

    Glowsticks....

    Pacifier......

    Waterbottle..........

    Nitrous Balloon..

    Mini-bong.......

    Lighter......

    Oh yeah, hearing pill so I can stand next to the towers..............

    Rock 'n Roll is here to stay! wooooooohoooooo!

    Ya know, this lameness filter is a REAL pain in the ass... first it bitches about me making a list of items - gee, they only have 6.5 characters per line (as if I absolutely give two shits anyway right?), now it's pissed because I have some junk characters.... So let's see if I can get the lameness filter to give up on it's belief that this message is lame... Of course, it is now arguable that this mesage is more lame now that I've added this anti-lameness paragraph here to get around the superbly brilliant lameness filter... But I digress...

  20. Indymedia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He may still be under investigation, but whether or not "Indymedia" says so has nothing to do with anything. "Indymedia" is sort like a version of "The Onion". Just the other day, I read on there that the planes flown into the World Trade Center on 9-11 were flown by Jews, and there were no passengers in the jets. They were flying under orders of George W Bush, no doubt.

    They just make up stories.

    "Given his advocacy of turning up prosecutorial heat on white drug abusers"

    He's one of least racist of media figures: he turns up/down the heat on all regardless of race.

    1. Re:Indymedia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3784187/ shows that there may be an indictment yet.

  21. Can you hear me now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well can ya?

  22. H.S. Bands are the worst hearing killers by DougHalfWay+AroundTh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The dirty little secret is that many, many H.S. band kids already have permanent hearing losses due to brass and percussion. UNT is just starting to discover this, but I'll bet if OSHA took SPL readings in the brass section, they would shut down every band in the U.S. How do I know? My son, the "ace" trumpeter in HS and UT, has major hearing loss. So, get your band kids hearing protectors and get them knowledgable about the dangers of loud sounds. Once they loose it, it can never come back.

    1. Re:H.S. Bands are the worst hearing killers by eggoeater · · Score: 2, Informative

      I played in HS band...never had a problem with the DB level, although my HS band was relatively small. I can see guys who play snare having problems. Those damn things were insanely loud.
      I am also an experienced sound engineer. I remember talking with a sax player in a loud band. He always wore a hat that covered his ears for protection. He said plugs were impossible since the vibration from the mouthpiece went through his teeth straight into his skull and it was impossible to hear his "tone". I played sax in HS band so I knew exactly what he was talking about.
      HS bands, (concert or marching), are incredibly dynamic (except for those snares...) compared to a rock band. I agree a HS band can get loud but playing with plugs would be impractical and,IMO, ruin the whole experience (not to mention the music being produced...."oh..was I playing too loud?")

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    2. Re:H.S. Bands are the worst hearing killers by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      How do I know? My son, the "ace" trumpeter in HS and UT, has major hearing loss.

      He doesn't blast like that because he's deaf -- he's just a trumpet player!
      Hey, I'm reminded of a few jokes:

      Q: How do you know that a trumpet player's knocking at your door?
      A: He only wants to knock at the highest part of the door, and he keeps speeding up.

      Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control?
      A: Their personalities.

      Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
      A1: One. He holds it up and lets the world revolve around him.
      A2: Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
      A3: Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
      A4: Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louie Armstrong would have done it.

      Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
      A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

      Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
      A: "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

      Q: Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
      A: He's too sensitive.

      Q: What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?"
      A: "But Johnny, you can't do both."

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      Hey, while I'm taking cheap shots at other band members....

      Q: What the difference between a saxophone and a chain saw?
      A: Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.

      Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
      A: A drummer.

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      Seriously, though, I played tuba in high school, and I can at least verify from having stood under the quads (drums) at every pep rally that hearing damage from being in band is very real. Unfortunately, to protect oneself from his requires dampening your hearing to the point where it's hard to play in tune properly (and to play anything softly, but we don't want to confuse your trumpeter son with any confusing, alien concepts like that -- not that I'm bitter). I still don't hear as well as I used to, but I'm fortunate not to have had the serious damage that your son seems to have had, and all jokes aside, you have my condolensces. Is this problem widespread in your son's HS or college band program? If so, you might want to talk to the director about this. It's one thing to play your heart out; it's entirely another thing to hurt yourself and others around you.

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  23. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you say something

  24. How is this better than earplugs? by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    I'm totally baffled. You need to use the stuff in advance of a noise exposure. They don't say how long it takes for it to take effect, but you'd think it would have to be at least half an hour. That means you'd need to know that the noise exposure was coming. They describe a use in which it provided good protection against a 115-db noise exposure.

    A cheap pair of earplugs provides 30 db reduction, meaning it would reduce that 115 db to 85 db, which would also provide excellent protection. Earplugs come in a huge variety of designs, some very inexpensive, some very comfortable, some "high-fidelity" (attenuate all frequencies equally), some which attenuate very little when the noise level is low but seal and provide protection against loud noises (such as gunfire), etc. etc.

    I mean, this is sort of like using pseudoephedrine instead of Kleenex.

  25. Sometimes "tested on sailors" by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Aren't drug trials usually performed on volunteer groups from the public who have a vested in interest in the proposed benefits of said drugs?

    Sometimes they are performed on sailors who want to get drunk this weekend. The story, as I heard it, related to the US Navy no decompression time limits for scuba divers goes something like this. Circa 1940 +-10. Navy offers weekend liberty to sailors who volunteer for research. Sailor 1 sent to a depth of 60 feet for 60 minutes. He comes up, feels fine. Sailor 2 sent to 60 feet for 70 minutes. He comes up, feels a little pain in joints, off to the decompression chamber he goes. Navy notes 60 minutes as limit for 60 feet. On to next depth and fresh sailors.

  26. Re:Rush Limbaugh by BluedemonX · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, I know you were trying to be funny, but apparently the Society of Audiologists or whatever are furiously trying to get the word out about drugs like oxycodone, etc. and people who might be chronic heavy users, for legitimate reasons or not.

    Apparently, they've been finding that people who take drugs in this class (vicodin, oxycodone, etc) can experience as a side effect sudden and near-total if not total and permanent hearing loss. Research is ongoing as to what's going on, but people who pop a lot of these pills for quite a while end up at risk for sudden deafness.

    Naturally, if you're in enough pain that you need that kind of trank to go on living without curling up into a foetal ball and losing the will to live 24hrs a day (like when cancer REALLY takes a hold) you couldn't really give a rat's ass about this possibility.

    But somehow I don't buy Rush's story about an auto-immune ear disease 86ing his hearing any more.

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  27. Yeah, nice but what about after the fact? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    What can they do for those of use whose hearing is already damaged?

    I've had a huge loss in the midrange, affecting how I hear human voices. I have great difficulty understanding what people say and if I can't see their mouth as they speak I miss at least 30% of any given sentence. If someone has their back to me as they speak I miss more than 80% of what they said. If they are facing me but head down where I can't see their mouth, the sound is directed to me better but still I miss some. Most people that know me well know that they have to speak loudly and directly at me.
    Seeing thier lips move as they speak helps me to more better guess at the words that I *THINK* I hear them speaking.

    I lost most of my hearing due to being around gunfire and monsterous diesel engines for months on end, then frequent ear infections from water exposure. Taking huge doses of asprin for several years for an unrelated chronic pain also did it's damage too, artificially inducing tinitus.. Now, years later, the damage is done and it's not so easy.

    I can hear (or more like feel) low freq without problem and some of the low end of the midrange, I can also *some* high pitched stuff.

    I can't wait to see a CURE for damaged hearing in a pill, I don't want surgery (not that it would help) and I don't want hearing aids either.

  28. N-acetyl Cysteine by RandomInAction · · Score: 1

    Is also being tested for use as a treatment for cataracts with good success in Africa. Surgery is not always an option there, and the treatment invloves daily eye drops for a period of six months for the worst afflicted.