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Chessboxing - The Sport Of The Future?
eval writes "According to the Chessbase website, the new sport of chessboxing has been devised 'to combine the No.1 thinking sport and the No.1 fighting sport into a hybrid that demands the most of its competitors.' Sure, it sounds like a joke, but an actual match was held not too long ago at the Paradiso in Amsterdam, which 'was packed with around 800 people' to see the world champion, 'Iepe the Joker' crowned."
I imagine the competitors would start off great at chess, but get worse and worse at that while their fighting game improves over their career.
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Personally I would love to see the sport of Debating-Box adopted in the US.
The Presidential Contenders Debate for four minutes and then box for two minutes. They do it till one of them can spin the debate or there is a knockout.
The winner then advances to do the same with the sitting President. Only thing is that to help the sitting president the rules are changed and now there is two minutes of debates and four minutes of boxing.
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I figure that this will attract mostly people who are moderatly good at both, considering how little it really adds, and I can't imagine what kind of person would enjoy watching it. It's not exactly recognized as an olympic sport, either.
'Iepe the Joker' is somewhat proficient at both boxing and chess? So what? I bet I could beat him at writing web-code, and playing Starcraft. We could call it "DHTMLStarcraft: the sport of the future!"
I doubt it. The real sport of the future will involve people in giant robots beating the shit out of each other.
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European 'bande-dessine' (comic, strip...) author Enki Bilal used this in his works *years* ago... But I can't remember any title...
So how long before a computer beats a human at this?
A much better alternative is "Chess Around the House", played by Alan Turing and friends over 50 years ago. It was described in GEB and elsewhere.
The idea is simple: make a chess move, start running a (cyclic) track. Your opponent has to make a move before you return. The faster you run, the less time your opponent has. So unlike chessboxing, there's a real, meaningful connection between the two activities. It requires good stamina, chess skills, and some thinking ahead, too (if I sprint now, he'll have less time for this move, but I'll be very tired for the next run and he'll have more time then; etc.)
Very enjoyable!
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This has to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.
Oh, it's European....That explains much.
It's the dead of winter and they're bored. I can't really hold them responsible. You all know what cheap vodka is capable of.
i like it, alternately i would set up a huge board with (very staminated,) human chess pieces. in order for a taking move to be successful, the pieces would have to put up their dukes in order to prove their position. alternately they could convince the other piece to battle them in a debate over physics until one cedes the point. this is stupendous!!! (i give it three exclamation points. but you noticed that. but, i digress.)
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Sure, it sounds like a joke, but an actual match was held not too long ago
Because an "actual" match was held, it can't be a joke?
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I seem to remember "Planet of the Damned" by Harry Harrison started with a kind of "decatholon" involving weightlifting, running, poetry composition and chess, among other events. It took place on a planet that was ice-bound for most of the year and had a brief summer when everyone went wild, or something like that.
I couldn't help but think this has got to be a joke upon first reading the article... All I've gotta say is this cannot end well.
If the round of chess is played first, I bet Kasparov could win the championship without even boxing.
And I bet he'd be okay if he ever needed to. I've seen a documentary about him a few months ago and this guy is really in top shape.
I read the rules, and though you begin with chess, it goes only four minutes, and then it's a round of boxing. Even Mike Tyson could learn to not lose a chess game in four minutes (by stalling or whatever). And then, seriously, who can go a whole round against a top-rated heavyweight boxer? Only another top-rated heavyweight boxer. (In his prime, Tyson would regularly KO the second-best boxer in the world in the first round. What chess players would have a chance?)
When you think of it, any intellectual activity/boxing hybrid will most likely be decided in the boxing segment. There might be some profound lesson in that observation...
I'll have to try this at my next chess club meeting at school!
Hey, has Go been brought up in this article on Chess yet?
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My getting beat up on the way home from Chess club was a rather regular occurance. It wasn't regulation boxing, mind you. More like "Wrestling Team/Football Team/Baseball Team vs Chess Team". But I remember these "events" being on the bill nearly every week!
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can we just get done with the whole sitting thing and have something blow up?!
i can imagine most modern theatre would be improved by sporadic fisticuffs...
and art museums.
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I invented some years ago.
It was designed to eliminate people in widely contrasting contests of mind and body - for example the first one was a marathon. the top half of competitors would move on a tournament in say, some lesser board game like checkers.
Then the top half them run 100 meters - the top half of that play another game etc.
In the end the top 16 play a chess tournament then the top 8 chess players run 5 miles then the top 4 5-milers play Go and the best two Go players fight it out in a Ultimate Fighting championship sort of thing (but this was some years before UF)
Who knows - this could catch on!
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This is a conspiracy by computers to give human chess players brain damage so the computers can finally beat them.
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(sorry, it just popped in my head when i read the headline. there's gotta be some other wu fans on
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I couldn't help but think of this Harry Potter dialogue:
Hermione: That's totally barbaric!
Ron: That's Wizard's chess!
Did anyone else see the "more pictures of the championship"? They also had a RAP BATTLE, I assume in Dutch?
Chess-Boxing and Dutch rap battles at the same time.....my mind is officially blown.
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I thought Bush was a complete nitwit - and he was.
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And the thing is, the equation was equivalent to 1-1 != 2. How was that fuzzy? If you divert Social Security receipts to private investment accounts, where do the current payments for existing retirees come from?
Either an idiot, or a liar.
But that's not how the debate was evaluated. So the spin - "Bush didn't soil himself" ==> "Bush held his own in debate with the guy we all know is smarter and more capable" helped him. So yeah, I guess in that sense he won. He was still an inferior candidate and remains an inadeqate human being.
When I wrote about giving the Sitting President 2 minutes for Debating and 4 minutes for boxing, I wasn't referring to the 2000 Debates. What I meant was current and
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