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Cube House

drkanta writes "Hey, I decided to decorate my cube for a holiday decoration contest. Well, I went all out and had a lot of fun and turned my cube into a house. I thought it was very very funny. What bugged me was that some people asked me where I saw this before to get my idea. What? Saw something like this before? My question is: has anyone done something like this before?"

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  1. cool by Valegor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time. You are now my hero. Course most of the guys I work with say it is gay.

    1. Re:cool by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not gay - it's metrosexual!

    2. Re:cool by capt.Hij · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think this is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time.

      Cool????

      I for one do not think that this is "cool." This is the sort of rampant individualism(1) that can create havoc in an office. This is the sort of thing that happens when they let people post comics outside of their cubicles. We have taken one more step closer to the abyss. I can only hope that your little project will stand up to the resulting chaos that will result from this sort of willful nihilism (sp?). Now clean up that mess and get a haircut...


      (1) With apologies to Author's boss in "The Tick"

    3. Re:cool by LeiGong · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's not gay - it's metrosexual!

      A Metrosexual knows never to use that patterned wall paper with a green chimney. And that's not even a Gucci snowman. That most is DEFINITELY gay (or straight depending on how you look at it).

    4. Re:cool by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 3, Funny

      How astute of you to notice.

    5. Re:cool by default+luser · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's probably the best analogy you can make, given the circumstances.

      Basically, it's just straight guys acting gay. The clothing is a little louder than preppy, and instead of acting like an asshole, you act all bubbly.

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    6. Re:cool by Powercntrl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gay? I think not. Chicks HAVE to dig it, it's a LOVE SHACK, baby!

      Looks like someone's not going to need to use that OSDN dating service to find a date this New Year's.

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    7. Re:cool by walt-sjc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not only that, the ornaments hanging off the eve's are a clear OSHA violation. I sure the paper used is a fire hazzard. Did you get a building permit? I thought not. Oh, your woes have only just begun!

    8. Re:cool by IdleTime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And why is it gay?

      Just because they are scared shitless at the thought that something like this is not macho enough doesn't make it anymore ok to bash gay people. Disclaimer: I'm not gay, but don't like people calling things 'gay' because they don't like it or in order to be considered cool.

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    9. Re:cool by Eneff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well...

      I happen to be gay, and the first thing I thought when I saw it was that I wanted a pic and a phone number...

      If it's not gay, it's at least gay-friendly.

  2. Sure by shystershep · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've done it, lots of times. I make them out of tinfoil. It's stops the cosmic rays, you know.

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  3. I think your boss... by Cordath · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is currently taking a long hard look at just how much he's paying you.

    1. Re:I think your boss... by Gandalf+Teh+Ghey · · Score: 5, Funny

      The boss is thinking "Outsourcing to India looks better all the time."

    2. Re:I think your boss... by multiplexo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nahhh, if you had Indian programmers they'd just turn their cubes into the Taj Mahal.

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  4. Yes. by Shinobi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Some of Pixars' work areas have more imaginative cube mods, decorations etc than this

    1. Re:Yes. by Shinobi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Didn't find any of the pics, but here's a link to an article about it: The article

  5. And the question is by Cyberglich · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where do you work that you can get away with doing this.

    1. Re:And the question is by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, I work on a military base and I've got away with more.

      Last year, at Halloween, I swiped a spare floor tile (we have a raised floor in the network control center), ripped the carpet off, and mounted it on a piece of particle board with a hole cut in the middle. I removed one of the regular floor tiles, climbed in, and put my head through the cutout. Someone set a box on my head, and we just waited for the cleaning lady to come around.

      I've got a still pic of the setup somewhere, but unfortunately we didn't tape the cleaning staff's reaction. The two poor ladies screamed their heads off when one picked up the box, and ran for the door.

  6. Well as a matter of fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes I have seen this before, but then the walls were padded....

  7. Cool by Talrias · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see there's a pink slip attached to your monitor too! I wonder what THAT'S doing there!

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  8. So by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you win the contest?

  9. Props! You have too much time. by Nijika · · Score: 3, Funny

    See subject; :) Other than that, I think JWZ made himself a cubicle tent once. Netscape made him take it down as I recall. I'd love to see more examples of clear fire hazards, so if anyone has any more keep posting.

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  10. You did this at your work?!? by xotx69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just what *do* you do at work if you have that much free time!? lol This reminds of that "While You Were Out" show...they should do it for cubicles.

  11. Wrong kind of cube... by Blimey85 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read this thinking he decorated his Mac Cube... and thought that was pretty cool. Maybe put some christmas lights inside or something... but this is just his work cube... not as cool.. IMO.

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    1. Re:Wrong kind of cube... by metrazol · · Score: 4, Funny

      You hear 'cube' on slashdot and you think "Mac Cube?" "GameCube?" "To the third power?" but in the end the answer is always the same...

      "Webserver is now a flaming beige cube."

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  12. Heat? by jerkychew · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wouldn't it get pretty warm in there?

  13. PayCheck bonus. by Nautica · · Score: 5, Funny

    5.5 Hour of Pay to decorate your CUBE. cool I still have you beat, getting paid 8 hours a day to surfing slashdot.org

  14. True story by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    has anyone done something like this before?

    True Story: In 1982 or so I had a job stocking shelves (hey, I was 16) Anyhow, I got pretty stoned at dinner break and had a great idea.. I bought a can of gold spray paint in the store then proceeded to completely spray paint a urinal in the men's room. Then I wrote in felt marker
    "The Gold Urinal"
    "A [my surname] Concept"
    Needless to say when my boss called me in the next day and I was straight I didn't think the idea was too smart.
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    1. Re:True story by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Funny

      You worked there stacking shelves, and you bought a spray can to vandalise the urinal?

  15. Mirrored so this dude doesn't melt his server... by Geraden · · Score: 3, Informative

    My server could use a good slashdotting... ;)

    http://scottkuma.net/CubeHouse/

  16. done before in wood by lnzdingo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    there was a whole interview on some evening magazine type tv show in the SF bay area a few years back, where some guy did that PERMANENTLY to his cube.
    he used wood for all the framing and used real wood shingles for the roof!!!

    his boss said, ok, but that no one else was allowed to do it.

  17. yep. by emptybody · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have not looked at the article yet.
    I procured cardboard shipping boxes with the intent of converting my cubicle into an interior office.

    There is no good reason the walls do not continue straight up.

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  18. about the roof... by thoolihan · · Score: 5, Funny

    as if cubes don't trap the smell of a fart already enough...

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    1. Re:about the roof... by mofolotopo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hence the chimney.

    2. Re:about the roof... by coolgabe · · Score: 3, Funny

      don't be to quick to not proofread your signature

  19. Fire Hazard by BullSnot · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Your PVC roof is a fire hazard as it prevents sprinklers from putting out fires in your cube.

    ...or at least that's what the security at my last job would tell me when i tried to do simular stuff. Truth be told, any fire in your cube would open a gapping hole in that roof and the spriklers would work just fine. But, fire codes don't always make sense.

  20. That's nothing... by AccUser · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since I started to work at home, I have turned my house into a cube. Much to my wife's consternation, I might add...

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  21. And I'll huff and I'll puff... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll ./ your house down!

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  22. Tiki Hut by Foofoobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually yes, while I was at one job I turned my cube into a tiki hut complete with thatch roof. My boss was pissed and was going to scream at me until the VP of the company came by and congratulated me on such a great morale builder and said that others should be so industrious.

    Nearly everything for your own Tiki hut can be purchased at Archie McPhee's :)

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  23. Gothe by kfg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Everything's been thought of before. The trick is to think of it again."

    Don't get your knickers in a knot just because someone else once had the same brilliant idea you had. It happens. A lot. It doesn't in any way diminish your own insight, no matter what some dimwitted nebish in the third cube over says.

    Or even what you think.

    I've always liked Pete Seeger's definition of "sophmoric," the itch to be original. Let it go.

    I've never had the "pleasure" of working in a cube farm, but I tend to work in open office like enviroments of one sort or another. I like to dress up my space on a periodic basis. Right now it's a simulated Japanese tatami room, floor seating with the computer on a kotatsu with nonfunctioning wooden hibachi ( actually, it functions as a waste basket). A scroll painting and a rack of swords as a finishing touch. Very comfortable actually, and a damned sight cheaper than an Aeron. It's pretty easy to do in a cube space.

    In the past I've done a simulated traditional Mongolian yurt, the rectangular Tibetan equivilent, various native American styles and an English country cottage.

    Of course on a workaday basis it helps to have enough authority that no one can give you shit over it.

    Next Christmas you might want to try a traditional middle eastern house or nomadic tent for the true Christmas spirit.

    KFG

  24. Biohazard tent by Lordrashmi · · Score: 3, Funny

    At one start up I worked at, we had a cubicle decorating contest for who got the close parking spots in the middle of January. My cubicle group (4 cubicles with doorways facing inwards) use white plastic to create a biohazard tent. It actually was nice because it blocked light from outside and helped us regulate the temperature.

    The downside was when someone let one rip, well it lingered.

  25. visa by sethx9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Total cost of the project: $34
    Total cost of the project after I return "unneeded items": $14
    Total time to build, including sawing, etc: 5.5 hours."

    ...pissing off all your non-christian co-workers: priceless

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  26. office celebrations by Twillerror · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We do this stuff at our office all the time. Usually for birthdays and the such. I really should throw together a web page with all the pics sometime.

    The best ones so far where.

    We took a bunch of cubicles and covered them with taped together black trash bags. This created a very cool cave. We put plants and a fog machine in as well.

    Our boss is from Alabama, so for his birthday we decorated the whole office like some kind of back woods farm. We took his desk out and replaced it with a piece of plywood, and put a bail of straw in his office. We all dressed up in overalls and even staged a wedding ( the groom was at gun point and the bride about 8 months along ).

    The next year we staged a murder mystery with our unexpecting boss at the middle of it. His brother was murdered and he had to figure out who it was. We staged it like a 30's private eye office.

    For my birthday the guys decorated my office like a rave. Including a bunch of techno and monitors with cheesy colorful screen savers. Again the smoke machine was brought in, and they all laughed as I got lung cancer and couldn't even see my screen.

    We've made people where bunny suits like at an amunsment park, had a toga party theme, made people work in a tent all day, and a whole lot of other things.

    We've been slacking as of late with less revenues and more stress, but this stuff can really really boost morale in your office. We are a small company with very few rules, so we can get away with this stuff, if you can go for it.

  27. Seriously by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, though, it's cool that his company lets him do things like that. Sounds like reasonable, human employers, which of course means a reasonable, fun place to work, which means better productivity.

    I know many places that would have you called in their office for daring have such a "distraction on the floor."

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  28. The tent of DOOM by geirt · · Score: 4, Informative
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  29. MP Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Box noted in highly unusual place by cleaning staff.

    MPs forcibly evacutated building.

    Bomb squad noted problems with security and downtime due to location in network control center.

    In case box contained explosive device, it was immediately disrupted with small demolition charges. Minor damage to surrounding equipment.

    There was one casualty. How he avoided the evacuation and reached the vicinity of the box has not been determined.

  30. Thats nothing - turned mine into a dump by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny

    Turned mine into a dump for old computer gear. Hang on, that's what every sysadmin does! You just never know whether a DecStation5000 will turn up to plug that old digitiser tablet into - all those empty boxes damp sound in the office, and that big pile of AT keyboards and big 10Mb/s switches are valuble thermal mass keeping the office temperature from fluctuating too quickly.

  31. Re:You're fired! by The_Rift · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uh-oh, sounds like someone has a case of the mondays!