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drkanta writes "Hey, I decided to decorate my cube for a holiday decoration contest. Well, I went all out and had a lot of fun and turned my cube into a house. I thought it was very very funny. What bugged me was that some people asked me where I saw this before to get my idea. What? Saw something like this before? My question is: has anyone done something like this before?"

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  1. cool by Valegor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time. You are now my hero. Course most of the guys I work with say it is gay.

    1. Re:cool by axis-techno-geek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      props!

      You could reuse the frame to make a haunted house for Halloween ;)

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    2. Re:cool by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not gay - it's metrosexual!

    3. Re:cool by capt.Hij · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think this is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time.

      Cool????

      I for one do not think that this is "cool." This is the sort of rampant individualism(1) that can create havoc in an office. This is the sort of thing that happens when they let people post comics outside of their cubicles. We have taken one more step closer to the abyss. I can only hope that your little project will stand up to the resulting chaos that will result from this sort of willful nihilism (sp?). Now clean up that mess and get a haircut...


      (1) With apologies to Author's boss in "The Tick"

    4. Re:cool by LeiGong · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's not gay - it's metrosexual!

      A Metrosexual knows never to use that patterned wall paper with a green chimney. And that's not even a Gucci snowman. That most is DEFINITELY gay (or straight depending on how you look at it).

    5. Re:cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      And I was showing my Christmas cube to Kiki and Monica and drinking eggnog, and they were all like "oooh, you're a bad boy drinking in the office" and I was like "Whatever!"


      (cue bass riff)

    6. Re:cool by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 3, Funny

      How astute of you to notice.

    7. Re:cool by default+luser · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's probably the best analogy you can make, given the circumstances.

      Basically, it's just straight guys acting gay. The clothing is a little louder than preppy, and instead of acting like an asshole, you act all bubbly.

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    8. Re:cool by Powercntrl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gay? I think not. Chicks HAVE to dig it, it's a LOVE SHACK, baby!

      Looks like someone's not going to need to use that OSDN dating service to find a date this New Year's.

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    9. Re:cool by walt-sjc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not only that, the ornaments hanging off the eve's are a clear OSHA violation. I sure the paper used is a fire hazzard. Did you get a building permit? I thought not. Oh, your woes have only just begun!

    10. Re:cool by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 2, Insightful
      s metrosexual the 00s preppy?

      No. More like the Tony Manero character from Saturday Night Fever, with the almost-but-not-queer obsession with primping and preening.

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    11. Re:cool by IdleTime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And why is it gay?

      Just because they are scared shitless at the thought that something like this is not macho enough doesn't make it anymore ok to bash gay people. Disclaimer: I'm not gay, but don't like people calling things 'gay' because they don't like it or in order to be considered cool.

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    12. Re:cool by Eneff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well...

      I happen to be gay, and the first thing I thought when I saw it was that I wanted a pic and a phone number...

      If it's not gay, it's at least gay-friendly.

    13. Re:cool by skintigh2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The sad thing is, you just described the exact policy where I work. Not even NAME TAGS are allowed outside the cube -- they must be on the inside edge. People used to decorate their cubes or put roofs on them or drape them in camo (Texas, nuf said) but no more.

  2. Sure by shystershep · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've done it, lots of times. I make them out of tinfoil. It's stops the cosmic rays, you know.

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    1. Re:Sure by u8nogard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wish that I would get away with trying to build something like that. But instead of Santa visiting, the local fire department would be visiting instead.

  3. You're fired! by ivanmarsh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where are the TSP reports I asked for two days ago?

    1. Re:You're fired! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's TPS you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:You're fired! by The_Rift · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh-oh, sounds like someone has a case of the mondays!

  4. I think your boss... by Cordath · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is currently taking a long hard look at just how much he's paying you.

    1. Re:I think your boss... by u8nogard · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... and how much he should be paying me instead.

    2. Re:I think your boss... by Gandalf+Teh+Ghey · · Score: 5, Funny

      The boss is thinking "Outsourcing to India looks better all the time."

    3. Re:I think your boss... by multiplexo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nahhh, if you had Indian programmers they'd just turn their cubes into the Taj Mahal.

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  5. Yes. by Shinobi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Some of Pixars' work areas have more imaginative cube mods, decorations etc than this

    1. Re:Yes. by Shinobi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Didn't find any of the pics, but here's a link to an article about it: The article

  6. And the question is by Cyberglich · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where do you work that you can get away with doing this.

    1. Re:And the question is by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well in the IT Business system Christmas is usually a slow time for business. So on these slow days the people are still working. You might as well have some fun to boost morality at work.

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    2. Re:And the question is by Pirogoeth · · Score: 2, Funny

      And what sort of immoral place do you work at and why hasn't HR gotten involved?

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    3. Re:And the question is by malfunct · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lots of places, so long as its a salary based job and you meet all your deadlines it often doesn't matter if you take a few moments off to do something interesting. My boss would be happy that I was finding a way to prevent my burn out since that seems to be one of the big things where I work now days.

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    4. Re:And the question is by SquadBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I could do with a little immorality here at work in particular with the chick with the short grey skirt and the red stockings. :)

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    5. Re:And the question is by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, I work on a military base and I've got away with more.

      Last year, at Halloween, I swiped a spare floor tile (we have a raised floor in the network control center), ripped the carpet off, and mounted it on a piece of particle board with a hole cut in the middle. I removed one of the regular floor tiles, climbed in, and put my head through the cutout. Someone set a box on my head, and we just waited for the cleaning lady to come around.

      I've got a still pic of the setup somewhere, but unfortunately we didn't tape the cleaning staff's reaction. The two poor ladies screamed their heads off when one picked up the box, and ran for the door.

  7. Well as a matter of fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes I have seen this before, but then the walls were padded....

  8. Cool by Talrias · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see there's a pink slip attached to your monitor too! I wonder what THAT'S doing there!

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  9. So by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you win the contest?

  10. Props! You have too much time. by Nijika · · Score: 3, Funny

    See subject; :) Other than that, I think JWZ made himself a cubicle tent once. Netscape made him take it down as I recall. I'd love to see more examples of clear fire hazards, so if anyone has any more keep posting.

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  11. You did this at your work?!? by xotx69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just what *do* you do at work if you have that much free time!? lol This reminds of that "While You Were Out" show...they should do it for cubicles.

    1. Re:You did this at your work?!? by twoslice · · Score: 2, Funny
      We have a chick here who puts up tons of decorations for every freaking holiday known to man she comes in on the weekends to do it. I'm guessing same deal here.

      Does she bring in brass poles for stripper day?

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  12. Mr. Kanta by thepuma · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I see you in my office, please? I think we have a few things to discuss....

    - Your Pointy Haired Boss

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  13. Wrong kind of cube... by Blimey85 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read this thinking he decorated his Mac Cube... and thought that was pretty cool. Maybe put some christmas lights inside or something... but this is just his work cube... not as cool.. IMO.

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    1. Re:Wrong kind of cube... by metrazol · · Score: 4, Funny

      You hear 'cube' on slashdot and you think "Mac Cube?" "GameCube?" "To the third power?" but in the end the answer is always the same...

      "Webserver is now a flaming beige cube."

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  14. Heat? by jerkychew · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wouldn't it get pretty warm in there?

  15. Why not paint a bullseye on the cube instead... by jsav40 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thought things got out of hand at *my* office during the holiday season. On a more serious note- clearly the individual who made the house/cubes company is not in downsizing mode. Still Looks like a big "Lay *me* off please" sign to me...

  16. PayCheck bonus. by Nautica · · Score: 5, Funny

    5.5 Hour of Pay to decorate your CUBE. cool I still have you beat, getting paid 8 hours a day to surfing slashdot.org

  17. True story by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    has anyone done something like this before?

    True Story: In 1982 or so I had a job stocking shelves (hey, I was 16) Anyhow, I got pretty stoned at dinner break and had a great idea.. I bought a can of gold spray paint in the store then proceeded to completely spray paint a urinal in the men's room. Then I wrote in felt marker
    "The Gold Urinal"
    "A [my surname] Concept"
    Needless to say when my boss called me in the next day and I was straight I didn't think the idea was too smart.
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    1. Re:True story by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Funny

      You worked there stacking shelves, and you bought a spray can to vandalise the urinal?

  18. Mirrored so this dude doesn't melt his server... by Geraden · · Score: 3, Informative

    My server could use a good slashdotting... ;)

    http://scottkuma.net/CubeHouse/

  19. Uncreative People! by pelirojatica · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >What bugged me was that some people asked me
    >where I saw this before to get my idea.

    Wow, so you must work with some uncreative people, if they think that anything cool has to have been ripped off. I hope they don't have the same attitude to the actual WORK that you do.
  20. done before in wood by lnzdingo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    there was a whole interview on some evening magazine type tv show in the SF bay area a few years back, where some guy did that PERMANENTLY to his cube.
    he used wood for all the framing and used real wood shingles for the roof!!!

    his boss said, ok, but that no one else was allowed to do it.

  21. yep. by emptybody · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have not looked at the article yet.
    I procured cardboard shipping boxes with the intent of converting my cubicle into an interior office.

    There is no good reason the walls do not continue straight up.

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  22. Are my eyes deceiving me??? by sameerdesai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me or all the offices look alike. Man my office has exactly the same layout, floor, cube and ceiling. And then again you get to spend 5.5 hours doing things other than "work". Hope you are using "cover page" on all your reports :-)

  23. about the roof... by thoolihan · · Score: 5, Funny

    as if cubes don't trap the smell of a fart already enough...

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    1. Re:about the roof... by mofolotopo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hence the chimney.

    2. Re:about the roof... by coolgabe · · Score: 3, Funny

      don't be to quick to not proofread your signature

  24. Fire Hazard by BullSnot · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Your PVC roof is a fire hazard as it prevents sprinklers from putting out fires in your cube.

    ...or at least that's what the security at my last job would tell me when i tried to do simular stuff. Truth be told, any fire in your cube would open a gapping hole in that roof and the spriklers would work just fine. But, fire codes don't always make sense.

  25. That's nothing... by AccUser · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since I started to work at home, I have turned my house into a cube. Much to my wife's consternation, I might add...

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  26. It makes sense. by Mobster75 · · Score: 2, Informative

    He works for a college in their CS department. Of course he won't get in trouble for it. Probably also hangs out "after hours" and tries to hang with all the residents and be cool. :)

  27. Mirror by OmniVector · · Score: 2, Informative

    Server is starting to get slashdotted.

    I put up a temporary mirror.

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  28. Re:I haven't by Ateryx · · Score: 2, Funny
    I have to work when I'm at work, and I have interests besides work, so I'm not going to stay after work decorating a cube.

    Right... if by I have to work you mean surfing slashdot and by staying after work you mean getting all the work you avoided finished at home?

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  29. And I'll huff and I'll puff... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll ./ your house down!

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  30. Tiki Hut by Foofoobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually yes, while I was at one job I turned my cube into a tiki hut complete with thatch roof. My boss was pissed and was going to scream at me until the VP of the company came by and congratulated me on such a great morale builder and said that others should be so industrious.

    Nearly everything for your own Tiki hut can be purchased at Archie McPhee's :)

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  31. Two Things by yuvtob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. doesn't this defeat the whole purpose of a cubicle - getting up and looking at all the others... 2. personaly i'd like to see a borg cube(icle)... 'scuse me, while i

  32. Gothe by kfg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Everything's been thought of before. The trick is to think of it again."

    Don't get your knickers in a knot just because someone else once had the same brilliant idea you had. It happens. A lot. It doesn't in any way diminish your own insight, no matter what some dimwitted nebish in the third cube over says.

    Or even what you think.

    I've always liked Pete Seeger's definition of "sophmoric," the itch to be original. Let it go.

    I've never had the "pleasure" of working in a cube farm, but I tend to work in open office like enviroments of one sort or another. I like to dress up my space on a periodic basis. Right now it's a simulated Japanese tatami room, floor seating with the computer on a kotatsu with nonfunctioning wooden hibachi ( actually, it functions as a waste basket). A scroll painting and a rack of swords as a finishing touch. Very comfortable actually, and a damned sight cheaper than an Aeron. It's pretty easy to do in a cube space.

    In the past I've done a simulated traditional Mongolian yurt, the rectangular Tibetan equivilent, various native American styles and an English country cottage.

    Of course on a workaday basis it helps to have enough authority that no one can give you shit over it.

    Next Christmas you might want to try a traditional middle eastern house or nomadic tent for the true Christmas spirit.

    KFG

  33. Biohazard tent by Lordrashmi · · Score: 3, Funny

    At one start up I worked at, we had a cubicle decorating contest for who got the close parking spots in the middle of January. My cubicle group (4 cubicles with doorways facing inwards) use white plastic to create a biohazard tent. It actually was nice because it blocked light from outside and helped us regulate the temperature.

    The downside was when someone let one rip, well it lingered.

    1. Re:Biohazard tent by Random832 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The downside was when someone let one rip, well it lingered.

      That's the biohazard part... brilliant!

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  34. Cubi-coaster by CheapScott · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I love the cube creativity. I expressed such "creativity" twice at my previous employer...though the "previous-ness" has nothing to do with my cube creativity.

    This is all true, as I have MPEG movies of both of these. If someone wants a copy, I'm happy to share, just email it to me at cubicoasters_on_slashdot@emailias.com. If anyone has some bandwidth and wants to host them, I'd be very happy to forward them to you, too.

    Cubi-coaster 1997: Christmas 1997, I converted my cubicle into a "ball and gutter" kinetic energy machine. Basically, it's a small version of the contraptions you would find in a good science museum or in a progressive airport or mall (for entertaining the public). It started with a slingshot of a small plastic ball across the cubicle into a funnel made of paper that led to the other gutters (made of paper, tape, paperclips)...through a loop-the-loop, and down into a trashcan. But this was no ordinary trashcan. I had rigged it as a "triggered catapult" (I kid you not!) to throw the ball back up into the original funnel across the cube one more time. It only made two laps because I had to re-cock the trashcan catapult.

    Cubi-coaster 1998: Christmas 1998, I created a motorized version using several pingpong balls. Using a desktop fan and removing the blade, I created a "chairlift" with fishing line and paperclips (for the "chairs"). The balls would be lifted out of a paper tube and dropped into a clear plastic funnel (made of overhead transparencies and tape) near the ceiling. It could then go one of two ways through clear plastic tubes, across highly-tensioned parallel "rails" of fishline, and over a couple of other pendulum-like devices. This was perpetual, thanks to the motor/fan.

    ...

    This was a lot of fun and sure drew a lot of visitors. Friends commented that for the "next year" that I'd either have to expand to "outside the building" or would have to quit work...I chose the latter.

    Happy to share...both then and now! Happy Holidays!

  35. visa by sethx9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Total cost of the project: $34
    Total cost of the project after I return "unneeded items": $14
    Total time to build, including sawing, etc: 5.5 hours."

    ...pissing off all your non-christian co-workers: priceless

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  36. Not a house, but rather... by chhamilton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...a submarine. I work as a reserve officer and spend several weeks every summer at a nearby air force base. This summer, a few guys in my office took it upon themselves to turn another office-mates cube into a submarine like environment. Using nothing but card-board and duct tape, they enclosed the cube from floor to ceiling. At the cube entrance they left a fully functioning hatch-style door complete with wheel. They then proceeded to decorate the outside to look like steel and rivets (not quite as much effort as your cube-house though).

    By the way, good job on the cube-house!

  37. Re:I think you need another copy of that memo... by ivanmarsh · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're gonna' comment, read the whole thread.
    Unless you're into redundancy.

  38. Scott Adams? by TLSPRWR · · Score: 2, Informative

    The lovable comic artist, Scott Adams, famous for "Dilbert" had a strip with this idea in there. During a tight labor market for Engineers, Wally was enjoying the new found freedom, and hired a construction worker to build him a cubicle roof.

  39. SARS by ckulpa · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of my co-workers went to Hong Kong on business last year. When he returned, his cube was tented with plastic sheeting. We hung up SARS warning signs and facemasks. We even put a facemask on his bowling trophy guy. He wasn't impressed.

  40. Pixar's Animator Row by Grand+V'izer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    At Pixar many of the animators have little houses instead of cubes. Someone got the bright idea to go to Home Depot or somewhere and buy these large-scale playhouses that are meant to go into your back yard. The facilities people put these things up, then run lights and power into them. Then the animators decorate the houses to their liking and move in.

    Everyone's house is very different. So walking into the animation area you get the feeling of entering a village full of very short, very eccentric people.

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  41. office celebrations by Twillerror · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We do this stuff at our office all the time. Usually for birthdays and the such. I really should throw together a web page with all the pics sometime.

    The best ones so far where.

    We took a bunch of cubicles and covered them with taped together black trash bags. This created a very cool cave. We put plants and a fog machine in as well.

    Our boss is from Alabama, so for his birthday we decorated the whole office like some kind of back woods farm. We took his desk out and replaced it with a piece of plywood, and put a bail of straw in his office. We all dressed up in overalls and even staged a wedding ( the groom was at gun point and the bride about 8 months along ).

    The next year we staged a murder mystery with our unexpecting boss at the middle of it. His brother was murdered and he had to figure out who it was. We staged it like a 30's private eye office.

    For my birthday the guys decorated my office like a rave. Including a bunch of techno and monitors with cheesy colorful screen savers. Again the smoke machine was brought in, and they all laughed as I got lung cancer and couldn't even see my screen.

    We've made people where bunny suits like at an amunsment park, had a toga party theme, made people work in a tent all day, and a whole lot of other things.

    We've been slacking as of late with less revenues and more stress, but this stuff can really really boost morale in your office. We are a small company with very few rules, so we can get away with this stuff, if you can go for it.

  42. Seriously by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, though, it's cool that his company lets him do things like that. Sounds like reasonable, human employers, which of course means a reasonable, fun place to work, which means better productivity.

    I know many places that would have you called in their office for daring have such a "distraction on the floor."

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  43. The tent of DOOM by geirt · · Score: 4, Informative
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  44. MP Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Box noted in highly unusual place by cleaning staff.

    MPs forcibly evacutated building.

    Bomb squad noted problems with security and downtime due to location in network control center.

    In case box contained explosive device, it was immediately disrupted with small demolition charges. Minor damage to surrounding equipment.

    There was one casualty. How he avoided the evacuation and reached the vicinity of the box has not been determined.

  45. Rampant Christianity by lisany · · Score: 2, Funny

    You insensitive clod! I don't celebrate Christmas!

  46. Thats nothing - turned mine into a dump by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny

    Turned mine into a dump for old computer gear. Hang on, that's what every sysadmin does! You just never know whether a DecStation5000 will turn up to plug that old digitiser tablet into - all those empty boxes damp sound in the office, and that big pile of AT keyboards and big 10Mb/s switches are valuble thermal mass keeping the office temperature from fluctuating too quickly.