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Strained Silicon Chips From Intel

Quirk writes "NewScientist is reporting... "Intel has taken the wraps off a secret technique it is using'Strained silicon' chips to increase the speed of its Pentium and Centrino chips. The technique boosts the rate at which transistors switch, without having to make them smaller.""

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  1. Strained silicon?!!? by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shoot, I should tell you about strained silicon. That overclocking experiment I did a couple years ago went horribly wrong when the water pump failed and smoke started pouring out of the case. THAT was decidedly strained silicon. :-)

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  2. Future bad headlines for this technology by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 4, Funny

    Intel sees chip futures strained
    Intel strains to find new chips
    Intel strains to make chips faster

    etc... ad nauseum.

    1. Re:Future bad headlines for this technology by ozric99 · · Score: 5, Funny

      .... Apple introduces their fledgling product: iStrain.

    2. Re:Future bad headlines for this technology by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're all too late. Safeway carries Beechnut Strained Silicon, and babies love it. What scares me is Gerber Creamed Silicon with Spinach.

  3. Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pulling on my processor with two pairs of pliers just bent a few of the pins and made it smoke a bit...

  4. And the competitors by JanneM · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a response, AMD announced development of "stressed silicon", while VIA reportedly has only managed to "get their silicon slightly worried", according to one unnamed source. China, meanwhile, announced a multi-million dollar project to have silicon going into hysterics within five years.

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  5. Strained.... by vudu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Silicone? I was expecting a story about Pamela Anderson.

    Damn.

  6. That's nothing by dus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft has been stressing silicon, including Intel's, for many years!

  7. World's Smallest by DumbSwede · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure strained silicon is great, but the real advance was the world's smallest colander.