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Stone Skipping the Scientific Way

Quirk writes "National Geographic has a bit on the scientific analysis of stone skipping. Using a machine launching aluminum disks Lyderic Bocquet, a physics professor at the University of Lyon, and his colleagues discovered the 'magic angle' of 20 degrees as that required to maximize skipping. 'Jerdone Coleman McGhee of Wimberley, Texas, holds the current Guinness Book of World Records title for a 1992 toss that yielded an impressive 38 bounces across the Blanco River in central Texas'"

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  1. Well, now we know by falconed · · Score: 3, Funny

    what they'll be doing at the next foo camp ;)

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  2. mass versus skip number by potpie · · Score: 5, Funny

    What we should REALLY be trying to figure out is how to skip more massive stones. That's the next step.

    This one time, me and some people were skipping stones *hardcore* style. We got the biggest flat rocks we could lift and tried to spin them. Usually they just glided, but sometimes they would skip fairly high.

    Of course, once the government got hold of this technology, they would put it to use bombing Iraq.

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    1. Re:mass versus skip number by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or use it to take out a dam or something...

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    2. Re:mass versus skip number by shaitand · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who knows, they might even use it to land a rover on mars.

  3. Personally by maelstrom · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think this is much more about bored scientists.

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  4. Re:Just wondering . . . by paul248 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear it's a lot easier after the lake freezes over.

  5. once again by the-build-chicken · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...good to see tax payer/student dollars at work

  6. Just what I expected... by Code-Ex · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...geeks bringing a stone skipping machine to tweak and experiment with while they go camping with their Wi-Fi gear. Can't we have a normal camping trip? =)

  7. Awwww by NiTr|c · · Score: 3, Funny

    My innocent childhood hobby has been ruined with the introduction of science and actual calculations! Not to mention that I've only ever been able to get like five skips. *runs to hide*

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  8. I was going to read the article... by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...but I decided to skip it.

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    1. Re:I was going to read the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've skipped it 6 times already. Beat that!

  9. This is what science is all about! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is what science is all about. Mars? Please. Nanotubes? Come on! Stealth? Get real. Now stone skipping, that's worth at least a Master's dissertation... This has the possibility to advance toy technology YEARS!

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  10. Oh great... by graveyardduckx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only in GW Bush's homestate would National Geographic stoop this low. Next they'll be flinging cow pies.

  11. Re:Just wondering . . . by Aardpig · · Score: 4, Funny

    or snow, or imperfections made by wind on the water, or warping for other reasons.

    Yes, yes, yes, but if we just assume a spherical Lake Oneida in free space, then...

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  12. Skipping stones? That's easy... by stangbat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Getting a golf ball to skip...now that takes talent. Yeah, that's it. Talent...

  13. Re:Umm why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...consider a spherical cow...

  14. Lake Superior slashdotted by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 4, Funny


    Mysterious Rock Movements
    January 12, 2003
    Lake Superior, Minnesota

    Scientists and local authorities are struggling to explain the sudden rise in the level of lake Superior. After long investigation the rise was attributed to a big pile of mostly flat rocks that somehow made their way into a pile a few meters from the shore. There was also a smaller pile of not-so-flat rocks much closer to the shore.

    Invstigators attempting to trace the people behind this strange event have only a few puzzling clues to guide them. The whole beach appears to bave been trampled by hundreds of thousands of people. The only clues to their presence is all those strange conical pieces of tin-foil with the base roughly the size of a human head. There were also a number of RIAA jackets nailed to tree stumps and impaled with darts.

    Darl McBride, strangely showed up and shoved the following quote down our throats: "I'm not sure who is behind this, but I'm certain we own the intellectual property. We can't tell you quite what the property is or how it was violated, but please send us $699"

  15. Re:Umm why? by yintercept · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assume a perfectly round stone on a flat earth...

  16. Re:Umm why? by IM6100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently it was a low budget operation. To do it right, they should have been shaped marble stones. Precision machined, anb with flatness measured on a granite surface plate, of course, to keep the people obsessed with making measurements happy.

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  17. me too by prockcore · · Score: 3, Funny

    I skip the Stones whenever they're in town.

    I'm not paying $150 a ticket to see a zombie like Keith Richards.

  18. sad really by stewwy · · Score: 2, Funny

    and no one is going to believe it,(and I can't prove it) but I once managed 42 (answer to everything if you read douglas adams) on the River Mersey, mind you this was in the '70's and the river was more polluted then