You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
In my company, the developers have no direct contact with customers (usually). It's the product managers that interact with the customers, but the product managers tend to be deaf to all negative information.
Product Manager: When will Project A be delivered?
Lead Developer: There is a 50% chance we can deliver by March next year.
Product Manager: Good, I'll tell the customers we can deliver by February. We can deliver Feature B right?
Lead Developer: We don't have enough people to finish developing it by March.
Product Manager: You developers work overtime all the time anyway right. February it is.
...geeks bringing a stone skipping machine to tweak and experiment with while they go camping with their Wi-Fi gear.
Can't we have a normal camping trip? =)
Well... looks like MS is doing a pretty good job of technological assimilation. They're probably going to assimilate biological entities next. That means...
- Frequent viewer miles
- Standby viewings
- Movie ticket scalping
- Last minute rushes for extremely low prices
- Progressive/preferential seating
and all those other "niceties" ^_^
Slashdot Mirror
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
I'm all for hacks, but this one reminds me of a flip-it book and a casette player. =)
Product Manager: When will Project A be delivered?
Lead Developer: There is a 50% chance we can deliver by March next year.
Product Manager: Good, I'll tell the customers we can deliver by February. We can deliver Feature B right?
Lead Developer: We don't have enough people to finish developing it by March.
Product Manager: You developers work overtime all the time anyway right. February it is.
Mandelbrot wasn't the first to model financial markets using fractals. Elliott was.
=)
At least somebody will see some pretty colours from the melting server.
Isn't it obvious... it is slow and unwieldy because it is taking a slashot'ing right now.
Oh wow! You love me. Uh... You're looking awfully horny today.
Uh... Sorry... I'm not _that_ type of guy.
Hey! This thing is beeping... would you like to go on a blind date?
Honey, this thing says you love me lots so you better buy me a BIG ring!
Uh Honey, the latest version of this thing says you don't love me at all. I'll have to contact my lawyer about my will.
Will Half-Life have a special "FBI Raid" level when it is released? =)
...geeks bringing a stone skipping machine to tweak and experiment with while they go camping with their Wi-Fi gear. Can't we have a normal camping trip? =)
yup.. just like smoking, there are patches and gum out there.. and if you go to a herbal store, there will be even more "help" aids.
And here I thought that my SAT scores were the only ones going down.
Somebody capture it and post some bittorrents.
Well... looks like MS is doing a pretty good job of technological assimilation. They're probably going to assimilate biological entities next. That means...
"On Earth, MS owns you."
"My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head and that's the way I likes it." - Grandpa Simpson
The author of that article now is editor for Silent PC Review. It's also not the first time I've mentioned this site.
Do they sell a slashdot-proof server?
You mean this wasn't a Tom's Hardware review?
=)
- Frequent viewer miles - Standby viewings - Movie ticket scalping - Last minute rushes for extremely low prices - Progressive/preferential seating and all those other "niceties" ^_^
I know that some geeks are anti-social, but must we resort to using search engines to find friends? ;-)
Does it control the kitchen sink too?
here
Try this page
Did anybody else think of the anime when they read "BRAINPOWERED"?