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Chemists Crack Secrets of Mussels' Super Glue

Posted by Hemos on from the your-secrets-revealed dept.

Roland Piquepaille writes "Researchers from Purdue University working under an award from the National Science Foundation (NSF) have discovered that common blue mussels are using iron found in seawater to create their own super glue. "In addition to using the knowledge to develop safer alternatives for surgical and household glues, the researchers are looking at how to combat the glue to prevent damage to shipping vessels and the accidental transport of invasive species, such as the zebra mussel that has ravaged the midwestern United States." This overview contains more details and references about this discovery. You'll also find an image of mussel glue at a magnification of 25,000X and one of a mussel adhering to a sheet of Teflon."

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  1. american pie 2 by lotas · · Score: 3, Funny

    i wouldent want to get my hand stuck with that, anywhere, never mind there....

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  2. Kinda answers that question... by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    What sticks to Teflon?
    Mussels!

    Bah, there was a punchline in there somewhere, but I think I missed it.

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    1. Re:Kinda answers that question... by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      What sticks to Teflon?

      er... the frying pan.

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    2. Re:Kinda answers that question... by cmpalmer · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, er... frying pans... are made of... mussels?

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    3. Re:Kinda answers that question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hence she's a witch! Burn her!

  3. So the next time by Tebriel · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, the next time a lamp breaks or something, I'll just go fetch a mussel and fix it with that. Cheap and easy! Just don't tell PETA.

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  4. Hey! by twoslice · · Score: 5, Funny
    and one of a mussel adhering to a sheet of Teflon.

    That's my dinner!

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  5. mussels yummy! by tuxette · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Stick to your ribs" suddenly has a whole new meaning...

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  6. "Super Glue" is misleading by krog · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you say "super glue", most people here think of Superglue(tm), which is cyanoacrylate adhesive, not mollusk snot. Couldn't a different phrasing have been used?

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    1. Re:"Super Glue" is misleading by revscat · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you say "super glue", most people here think of Superglue(tm), which is cyanoacrylate adhesive, not mollusk snot.

      I think I might have found my new .sig.

  7. I thought the answer to that was... by Phekko · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...my cooking.

    There must be different kinds of mussel glues, though, as some mussels really DO taste like glue...

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  8. Re:Why ? by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hey buddy, what you do with mongolian veld goats on your time is your business.

    Combine some mussel superglue with some bioluminescent squid (ogg file) and you've got yourself a mean underwater flashlight, though.

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  9. Prof Wilker - SCORE! by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lessee, handsome young professor, with EIGHT grad students. All coincidentally female and good looking. What are the odds of THAT? Spend a lot of time in the lab, do ya, Doc?

    http://www.nsf.gov/od/lpa/news/04/images/theteam .j pg

    I'm going to let everyone ELSE make the jokes, thanks.

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    1. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Bigman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just goes to show that chicks dig guys with mussels....

      *rim-shot*

      Oh well, I'm known for my awful puns, so I guess this just adds to my rep!

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  10. If only by Pragmatix · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only we can figure out a way to sneak some of this stuff into Darl McBride's mouth.

  11. Wow by lone_marauder · · Score: 3, Funny

    such as the zebra mussel that has ravaged the midwestern United States.

    Those zebra mussels must be pretty badass to be growing in Nebraska cornfields.



    (yes, I know zebra mussels are a problem for inland freshwater bodies. The joke is still funny. Thank you.)

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  12. A sheet of Teflon? by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whoopdedoo. When they get a guy to stick a mussel on his hat and use it to hang from a steel girder high over the city, then I'll be impressed.

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  13. Teflon? That's easy. Try the MS EULA by mnemotronic · · Score: 3, Funny
    Teflon? No problem-o. Try getting anything to stick to the MS WinXP EULA.

    ... ahwell, dere goes me karma den.

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  14. Re:Why ? by hamsterboy · · Score: 4, Funny
    However this is known to some time now and nobody seems to care or even to use it. -- Proud owner of a Mensa membership card.
    Did you buy this card from eBay, or does Mensa not have an English section on their entrance exams?

    Hamster

  15. Mr. Mensa, you need to learn to spell. by quasipunk+guy · · Score: 3, Funny

    hampster versus hamster.

    Oh shit, you're dumb!