I have hundreds of pages of documentation proving you wrong, but im afraid I cant show you them, you will just have to trust me ok?
Slashdot loves you
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Christoff84
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· Score: 4, Funny
After the slashdotting novell receives today, they will know for sure that they have slashdot behind them 100% in the drawing, hanging and quartering of SCO.
The name on the copyright registration
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scumdamn
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· Score: 5, Funny
Sue Goodwill does anybody else find that a funny name given the circumstances?
Well I'm shocked
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AndroidCat
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· Score: 4, Funny
None of the Novell letters to Darl start with "Dear Mush-For-Brains;".
-- One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
Here's a summary...
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ArmenTanzarian
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· Score: 5, Funny
Darl: Linux stole our stuff! Novell: Where's your proof? Darl: They did it, I saw 'em! Novell: Where, show me... Darl: It's over there! [Novell turns around while Darl bolts out of the room]
I don't have time to read them now because I'm working
You're weird.. if I wasn't at work, I wouldn't even be here...
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One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
-- Will Durant
IBM Could Produce A 5 Year Old Child...
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MuParadigm
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· Score: 4, Funny
"Hell IBM could produce a 5year old child that could write header file..."
And his name is Linux?
The Unanswered Question
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telstar
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· Score: 4, Funny
I'd like to know how SCO can possibly claim others have infringed on their intellectual property when they've clearly shown that they have absolutely no intellect.
All this hupla. Over Unix License.
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jellomizer
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· Score: 4, Funny
You know what they should do is make a Unix Like operation system without using any of the Unix code and just freely release it under the GNU then we shouldnt have these problems any more... Oh Wait... Never mind.
-- If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Re:Summary from Groklaw
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TedCheshireAcad
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· Score: 4, Funny
It all boils down to this:
SCO:We own you.
Novell: OMG STFU nUb
will I be sheilded?
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DrSkwid
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· Score: 5, Funny
You are sheilded from loosing basic assets
What if you are walking past and some of these loosed assets fly toward you. I imagine a flying fridge could take your eye out!
-- There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
Tricksey penguinses . . . we told you they were false. They stole it from us . . . They stole it and we wants it back. Gollum, gollum.
--
-B
A gross misunderstanding
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Mr.+Darl+McBride
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· Score: 5, Funny
Once again, I would like to reiterate that this is an SCO IP issue. Our IP is all over Linux.
Ladies and gentlemen, today I would like to show you exactly what I mean. For Exhibit A, I would like to show the contents of/etc/hosts where you will clearly see our IP:
127.0.0.1
Exhibit B, the output of traceroute, where you clearly see that this 127.0.0.1 is SCO's IP, ZERO hops from our main...
Re:A short summery - SCO is cooking it's books!
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GerryGilmore
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· Score: 4, Funny
If you *really* want a chuckle, go to SCO's web site under "Jobs". The *only* software engineer job listed requires skills in.NET!!
How's that for understanding where their head is at?
Darl claims that Novell released the letters to them, and sues Novell for copyright violation.
After the slashdotting novell receives today, they will know for sure that they have slashdot behind them 100% in the drawing, hanging and quartering of SCO.
Sue Goodwill does anybody else find that a funny name given the circumstances?
None of the Novell letters to Darl start with "Dear Mush-For-Brains;".
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
----------begin-----------
Already did. You're next, penguin boy.
Love, Darl
-----------end------------
Darl: Linux stole our stuff!
Novell: Where's your proof?
Darl: They did it, I saw 'em!
Novell: Where, show me...
Darl: It's over there!
[Novell turns around while Darl bolts out of the room]
I don't have time to read them now because I'm working
You're weird.. if I wasn't at work, I wouldn't even be here...
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One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. -- Will Durant
"Hell IBM could produce a 5year old child that could write header file..."
And his name is Linux?
I'd like to know how SCO can possibly claim others have infringed on their intellectual property when they've clearly shown that they have absolutely no intellect.
You know what they should do is make a Unix Like operation system without using any of the Unix code and just freely release it under the GNU then we shouldnt have these problems any more... Oh Wait... Never mind.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
It all boils down to this:
SCO:We own you.
Novell: OMG STFU nUb
You are sheilded from loosing basic assets
What if you are walking past and some of these loosed assets fly toward you. I imagine a flying fridge could take your eye out!
There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
Tricksey penguinses . . . we told you they were false. They stole it from us . . . They stole it and we wants it back. Gollum, gollum.
-B
Ladies and gentlemen, today I would like to show you exactly what I mean. For Exhibit A, I would like to show the contents of /etc/hosts where you will clearly see our IP:
Exhibit B, the output of traceroute, where you clearly see that this 127.0.0.1 is SCO's IP, ZERO hops from our main...If you *really* want a chuckle, go to SCO's web site under "Jobs". The *only* software engineer job listed requires skills in .NET!!
How's that for understanding where their head is at?
Gerry