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JRR Tolkien: Return Of The Domain Name

Malfourmed writes "Reuters reports that the estate of J.R.R. Tolkien won a cybersquatting case against Alberta Hot Rods, a Canadian-based operator which registered jrrtolkien.com and linked it to its commercial celebrity Web site. The group - which has already lost domain name cases brought by actors Pierce Brosnan and Pamela Anderson, and author Michael Crichton - was found to have no legitimate rights, the World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO) said in a ruling."

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  1. First bad joke post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now he'll have "one webring to rule them all --" oh forget it.

    1. Re:First bad joke post by Patik · · Score: 5, Funny

      There needs to be an "unfunny" mod choice.

    2. Re:First bad joke post by wheresdrew · · Score: 2, Funny

      But it'll be a "tolkien-ring" network, right?

  2. Not famous yet by rm+-rf+$HOME · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a relatively uncommon first-name, but one of the few people who shares it registered it as a domain name relatively early in the history of the web. If I were to become famous, I'd almost certainly be known by first-name alone, as there are only a small handful of entertainers with this name, and none of them are "stars".

    So all I need to do now is become famous, and that domain is mine!

    1. Re:Not famous yet by marko123 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you became famous, you would probably change your first name from "hugetits" anyway.

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      http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
    2. Re:Not famous yet by MrFreshly · · Score: 5, Funny

      The bastards took my site...said it was too close to some corporate name thing...whatever...

      Regards,
      Mike Rowsoft

  3. Neat. by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow. The law actually worked and wasn't evil or nothing for once. Good on them.

  4. Re:they got what they wanted by cgranade · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unless we are so evil as to not click the ads, in which case we just /.ed not only jrrtolkien.com, but also their crummy adservers.

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    #define DRM chmod 000

  5. Unless... by ath0mic · · Score: 3, Funny

    www.celebrity1000.com contains nude pics of JRR Tolkien I think they are out of luck :p

    1. Re:Unless... by eyegone · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd say that if they do contain nude pictures of J.R.R. Tolkien they're out of luck. I guess I'm just weird that way.

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      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
  6. Re:The gold rush is over by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine if someone was renting all the land on the planet for twenty bucks for two years and porn companies rented all the usable farmland and then linked it all to one spot in Arizona with nothing on it but advertisements for porn that no matter how many sites you click through, you never find any any actual naked chicks, dammit.

  7. Might doesn't always make right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just because he has some snooty movie and a bunch of lawyers, doesn't mean he owns the domain. When Albertans think hot rodding, we think jrrtolkein.com, and no big timer geeks are ever going to change that!

  8. As a Tolkien fan I believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a Tolkien fan I believe that the domain name should be cast into the fiery pit at Mt. Doom, so that it may never again be used to trouble the world.

  9. Re:Sides of a Coin by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine people running around in a virgin country, sticking up signs every thirty miles or so at random, saying "this is my land." Should they be able to collect on it all, if those signs are the only claim they have?

    I don't know. Do they have a flag?

  10. Re:Hold on a tic... by sillypixie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hehehe, somebody should change their name to Mr/Ms Alberta Hotrods, and sue for THAT domain name (-:

    That'd teach em...

    Pixie

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    don't mess with those geekgrrls
  11. Re:If said homesteaders by Hamstaus · · Score: 4, Funny

    The brewers sewed,

    No no, you have it all wrong. Brewers brew... it's tailors that sew. In rare cases of sewing involving wool and people's eyes, you will find that lawyers might be involved as well.

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    I moderate "-1, Fool"
  12. Re:The gold rush is over by cweagle · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Why should I change my name - he's the one that sucks!" - Michael Bolton

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    -- "They say that time changes things. The truth is, you have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol, adapted)
  13. Bummer... by inode_buddha · · Score: 2, Funny

    nslookup insovietrussia.com
    Note: nslookup is deprecated and may be removed from future releases.
    Consider using the `dig' or `host' programs instead. Run nslookup with
    the `-sil[ent]' option to prevent this message from appearing.
    Server: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
    Address: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

    Name: insovietrussia.com
    Address: 205.177.13.82

    nslookup -sil hotgrits.com
    Name: hotgrits.com
    Address: 64.246.42.20

    nslookup -sil beowulfcluster.com
    Name: beowulfcluster.com
    Address: 64.186.240.54

    nslookup -sil natalieportman.com
    Name: natalieportman.com
    Address: 199.232.224.8
    Name: natalieportman.com
    Address: 199.232.224.9

    nslookup -sil shiznit.com
    Name: shiznit.com
    Address: 67.153.155.100

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    C|N>K
  14. "Alberta Hot Rods" still available by IvyMike · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ironically, as far as I can tell, www.albertahotrods.com is still open.
    whois -h magic albertahotrods.com

    Crsnic.net hasn't heard of albertahotrods.com

    Whois Server Version 1.3

    Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
    with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
    for detailed information.

    No match for "ALBERTAHOTRODS.COM".
    (Not sure if that's the best way to check, but register.com and a few other domain registrars agree.)
  15. Re:The gold rush is over by tommy_teardrop · · Score: 2, Funny

    I live in perpetual fear that someone else with my name will become hugely rich and famous, and try to take my website away from me, and that me in my geeky science-guy and poor way, will be able to do nothing to stop them. What if the next boy-band happen to have someone with my name in the band, and he starts dating Brittany, and gets in a fight with Justin, and *boom* immeasurable fame and wealth come his way. The next thing you know he Trademarks his name and I not only lose my website, but I can never write, produce, sing, or artify small blocks of cheese in my own name.

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    -- IANAL, BIPOOTV
  16. Re:Internet Papparazzi by mph · · Score: 2, Funny
    Remember whois?
    Yeah, isn't that a protocol for the repeated distribution of Verisign legal boilerplate?