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Linus Says 2004 is the Year for Desktop Linux

lca writes "Linuxworld Australia has an interview with Linus Torvalds about the current state of the Linux desktop and where it will go this year among other things. Also discussed are topics such as hardware support, the SCO issue, and whether or not he will be moving to Australia."

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  1. They missed one. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    They didn't ask Linus if he paid his $699 licensing fee to SCO. It'd be a shame for him to have to stop working on their OS..

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  2. people say a lot of stuff by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 3, Funny

    640kb is more than we'll ever need

    1. Re:people say a lot of stuff by micromoog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

    2. Re:people say a lot of stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've got weapons of math instruction!

      At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later
      discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying
      to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
      protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

      At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft
      said he believes the man is a member of the notorious
      al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with
      carrying weapons of math instruction.

      "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", Ashcroft said. "They desire
      average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off
      on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret
      code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as
      "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common
      denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

      "As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3
      sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

      When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If
      God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction,
      He would have given us more fingers and toes.

      "I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that
      it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are
      willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky
      statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of
      influence," the President said, adding: "Under the
      circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our
      point, and draw the line."

      President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction
      have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a
      scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a
      Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex."

      Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would
      say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty
      of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered
      as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."

    3. Re:people say a lot of stuff by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot... Stuff that Matters ;)

      (kidding!)

    4. Re:people say a lot of stuff by TimoP · · Score: 4, Funny

      Windows is about choice.

  3. Won't be moving back to Finland by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    I definitely won't be moving back to Finland though.

    Or is it "Can't move back to Finland"? Has he crossed the Finnish mafia once too often? Did he wake up to find smelt heads in his bed? What's the REAL story here?

  4. Whoa there! by hobuddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you mean GNU/Christ, brother.

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  5. Re:Australia? by RabidStoat · · Score: 5, Funny
    5) toilets flush in opposite direction.

    Must get damn expensive in cleaning products. I mean you gotta wonder why someone bright spark hasn't thought about making the stuff go down when you flush.

  6. Re:Australia? by arloguthrie · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's nothing wrong with Finland, except that it's so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, and lots of miles from Vietnam.

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  7. Re:Australia? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm, over here in the North of Scotland, it never really gets light in the Winter at 55 degrees North (when will the fucking Slashdot janitors let us use HTML entities? Morons), but in the summer it never really gets dark...

  8. Re:Right... by Joel+Bruick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh no! Not "every goddamn year since 2002"! That's been...two whole years!

  9. Re:Yet another... by pantherace · · Score: 4, Funny
    Recalling a comment on this, which is quoted loosely, and I can't remember the source:

    "Every year we had been hearing that this year was to be the year of the LAN. Allsorts of hype, and eventually it died down, and when it did, LANs were everywhere."

    I highly suspect that it is going to be like this for linux :)

  10. Re:Australia? by G-funk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Coz it's flamin tops! Crikey! What kind of galah would you have to be to want to move to Ostraya? It's bonza. Sure we're a bit spread out, but you can always get on the al capone when you need to have your weekly earbashing from the rellos. Besides, over in yankie-town you can't get a pavlova, a lamington, or even a nice dead dog's eye with a bit of dead horse! Strewth - how can you trust a nation of people who can't stomach vegemite, and think beer should taste like bud light? You can play the pokies down the local, bet on the fairy league without going to gaol, it's the bestest place on earth - fair dinkum!

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