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New Gamepad Designed To Build Muscles?
Robmonster writes "The BBC are reporting a story about a product designed to address both exercise and videogaming in one fell swoop. According to the piece: 'A new type of gamepad from a US fitness equipment company aims to turn the couch potato gamer stereotype on its head. The Kilowatt controller by Powergrid Fitness is designed to build up muscle while playing a PlayStation 2, Xbox or PC game." The article explains: "In a racing game like Gran Turismo, the harder you push on the joystick, the faster a car goes, while pulling back slows down the vehicle."
We might need it as the White House recommends we eat junk food (usually the preffered gaming food) as long as we excercise.
The World Health Organization recommends eating better but they have probably never played video games.
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Its called a dance dance revolution pad, and those have been around for years.
(I obviously havnt read the article)
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Geeky gamers with Popeye arms...
Now I can give up my total reliance on masterbating for exercise!
So, we're constanly being told to go careful with mice, keyboards and controllers, to avoid RSI and Carpal Tunnel, yet this company is selling something which makes you do the opposite? Apparantly we'll all have massive arms and bodies, but not actually be able to move them.
Woohoo! Bring it on!
People say I'm crazy, I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes...
try playing Soul Calibur II with a Dance Dance Revolution pad.
Now we know how the characters from Final Fantasy VII got their physiques! To gain their popeye-esque arm structure they used this gaming pad!
So now you get to be the sweaty fat kid in gym class, but in the comfort of your own home.
I had a PowerPad! I'd play World Class Track Meet on it with my friends. My parents hated it since my room was upstairs and you could hear our pounding and running from the other side of the house. It was great!
What is your penile percentile?
I for one welcome our freakishly strong forearmed child overlords.
Seriously -- rememeber the Chris Farley Skit: "My God, these Hideously Oversized and Freakishly Strong Children Will Surely Rise Up And Destroy Us?"
If that existed I'd give it about a day (max) for someone to post on here a way to hook up a v8 engine to turn/power/whatever the device and be able to compile gentoo with every package in ONLY 15 MINUTES!
I thought that the best part was having the "full-contact 100-meter dash", where in the running races it was fair game to push the guy next to you off of the pad.
well, Nintendo's going to release Donkey Konga...
...called 'Gravity Warrior.' Instead of a joystick, it uses a metallic bar as the gaming device. You load a series of 'mass regulators' onto each end of the game controller. It creates a very dramatic simulation of gravity that is much more realistic than some force feedback joystick. I've played Gravity Warrior until my arms could no longer move! Its most safely played with two players. The post-game ritual includes a series of high-fives and mutual butt slapping irregardless of who actually won the game as show of good sportsmanship. Gravity Warrior gamers greet each other with the secret code words 'whatcha bench?' in sign of community brotherhood.
LOL, Like sending a foot to Mars?
You talk better than you fool!
Puffing? I get plenty of that already. That's the reason I smoke when I play video games...
Just go into the local bar and insult the biggest guy in there.
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Bah, home fitness videogame gizmos indeed. What they REALLY need is to hook up the old Paperboy game to a stationary bike. You'd have a screen to see a first-person view of the neighborhood, a "mirror" region to see the dogs chasing you, and a button to throw papers. You could have fun while riding the damned bike. How hard is that?
I'm serious. They already as gizmos about calories burned, heart rate, miles traveled, and other crap to these bikes for infotainment. Why not take the next step? Hell, you could make people pay for rides with quarters and turn every fitness club in the country into an arcade.
Use the Firehose to mod down Second Life stories!
I mean, don't most people who sit around and game all day basically have the motions dealing with lower arm strength all pat and down? After so many repetitive...strokes...they must have pretty strong brachioradials.
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It's called pr0n. It's been around for a very long time, and geeks have been exercising their arms with it since near the beginning. Modern versions included usage of such tools as "edonkey" or "newgroups"
So instead of carpal-tunnel everyone will get torsal-tunnel, is that better? :)
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Back in highschool we found that some of best lifts for cranking your max were incremental lifts, stop 10 times up and down, you could only do about 1/2 as many reps as you would normally do with that weight. You'd only want to do this on your last rep. Incidentally Fran Dresser (the Nanny gal) claims that her secret to looking good (say what you will about her voice, she has a nice bod) is isometric excercises anytime she sits.
Thanks for letting us know Dr. Fran Dresser's latest research on the subject of physiology. This, coupled with the detailed studies you conducted in high school has given me the confidence to give up my doctor-approved workout regimine and adopt something that takes less time and effort.
Buddy, I hate to tell you but celebs are not a wonderful source of fitness knowledge. Most of them are genetically very lucky and would look pretty damn good regardless of what they do.
The progress of technology crawled to a halt after the performance of software compilers and other critical system functionalities were tied directly to the physical performance of software engineers.
Experts in the field were quoted as saying that the majority of software development is now done on the equivalent of 486/MHz machines.
I though of this years ago. Except I was going to take it at a lower level. And it was the bad old days of dial up with a 14.4K modem. Stop pedalling and your screen goes dark. Pedal gently to keep the screen alive. Pedal faster for net access - the faster you pedal, the greater your baud rate. Trouble is, I was frightened of a heart attack as you try to load pages from a slow site, not realising that it is their fault, not yours, that the download is slow. And the danger of downloading prOn is frighting ("just a bit fastaer and I'll see....").
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Ok, you get a strong right hand, right arm, right everyting..
There are other exercises you can do to achieve the same result :-D
We should stick to Dance Revolution, at least the side effect is that you can pretend to have a fit.
Every other day lift pieces of metal (sometimes called weights) with your biceps, triceps, shoulders, neck, etc., keep increasing the number of repetitions until it becomes incredibly easy then increase the weights and do it again!
Note that this game is my invention and I do charge a royalty to use it.
Unless you're one of those mythical female geeks, I do not want to hear about what your legs look like.