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Whose Desktop Would You Most Like To See?

An anonymous reader writes "Have you ever been curious about what someone else's computing environment looks like? Would you like to see what tools and products someone like Linus Torvalds, Bill Gates, George Bush, or Steve Jobs uses on a daily basis? What percentage of time is spent browsing the web, working in spreadsheets, programming, debugging, designing, or writing documents? How many monitors or devices do they have attached to their PC? What kind of security or anonymizers do they have in place?" For good or ill, open source developers' desktops at least are often visible in screenshots of their pet projects.

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  1. Jenna Jameson by Gr33nNight · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jennas desktop is the one *I* would like to see the most!

    1. Re:Jenna Jameson by onemorehour · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd rather see Bill Clinton's list of bookmarks.

    2. Re:Jenna Jameson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You are thinking of Asia Carrera. And don't ask me why I know that.

    3. Re:Jenna Jameson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's funny, that's what my girlfriend says about me: "I've got a boyfriend that looks like a porn star". Unfortunately, the porn star she's referring to is Ron Jeremy.

  2. One Man by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl.

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    1. Re:One Man by Klowner · · Score: 5, Funny

      fifty bucks says he's got a wallpaper of naked sailors wearing tophats, pushing huge crates of treasure off their sinking ship.

      (note: this is pure speculation)

  3. Dubya by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm curious to see what Georgie Bush's computer's like, but it's a pretty strong bet that someone just gave him an Etch-a-Sketch to play with.

    1. Re:Dubya by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's probably cursing and swearing because this page is being displayed in the browser. (Look closer.)

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    2. Re:Dubya by tsaler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pardon me for not trying to be funny, but George W. Bush doesn't use a computer unless he absolutely has to. He's said this before. He also doesn't watch television unless it's sports, he doesn't like to use the telephone, he doesn't use cell-phones, and so on.

      All of this should be no surprise for someone who doesn't even read the news himself, and has his advisors act as a "news filter" for him so he only hears and learns about what he wants to hear and learn about, or what his advisors want him to hear or learn about.

      You can be pro-Bush or anti-Bush, but that's hardcore ignorance, especially for a president. I don't think there's much of anything funny about it.

  4. Not a lie by calmdude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gates uses MacOS, Torvalds uses Windows, and Jobs uses Linux. They're a bunch of swingaas babyyy!

  5. Re:RMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd be amazed if he has one. I'm pretty sure he's still using an old vt220 terminal, desperately trying to run HURD.

  6. RMS's desktop by Handyman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not curious anymore about what Richard Stallman's desktop looks like. I happened to be sitting behind him at the last FOSDEM conference, just before his presentation. Two observations about his desktop as I saw it that day.

    First of all, he doesn't use a GUI.

    Second, the desktop environment that he was using was not vi. :)

    1. Re:RMS's desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Second, the desktop environment that he was using was not vi.

      Pico! It must be pico!

      Am I right? :-]

      Oh.

    2. Re:RMS's desktop by Walterk · · Score: 5, Funny
      As a great man once said:

      "In years past, I knew of someone who used emacs as his login shell, the
      only thing he found wanting in emacs was a good text editor. So he ended
      up using vi."
  7. Easy. by Freston+Youseff · · Score: 5, Funny

    Michael Jackson's desktop.

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    1. Re:Easy. by Foole · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm glad you didn't say lap top.

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    2. Re:Easy. by morganjharvey · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's well known that Michael Jackson uses a 10 year old laptop...

      <grin>

  8. Re:Bill Gates' Super Secret Private Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nothing. I was able to hack into his hotmail account.

  9. Re:RMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    (2) And the buffer was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the file. And the spirit of Lisp moved upon the face of the keys.
    (3) And the user said, C-x C-f, and there was buffer.
    (4) And the user saw the buffer, that it was good: and I think we can let the humor end here.

  10. Yours. by Limburgher · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, what's your IP address and root password? :)

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    1. Re:Yours. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, what's your IP address and root password? :)

      My IP is 127.0.0.1. Believe it or not, my root password is exactly the same as yours. I'm actually trying to free up some space, so delete files at will!

  11. Re:Bill gates' desktop by UnassumingLocalGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    You guys are all crazy. THIS is what Bill Gate's desktop looks like.

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  12. Well, you asked for it. by naitro · · Score: 5, Informative

    The swedish site Unix.se has screenshots from several famous computeers (hey, it could be a word!) desktops here. The site is in swedish, but you'll most likely at least understand the names.

  13. Re:Jesus! by molafson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a question: Could Jesus design a desktop so cluttered that even He couldn't use it?

  14. RMS's desktop by phr1 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    A few people have asked about this. I used to work for RMS and have seen him hacking lots of times. He uses an amazingly primitive environment. No window system at all, just text mode. He does everything inside Emacs. I spoke with him once about a web-based email client I'd used and he said he could understand why such things were worthwhile but he'd never want to use one himself because he couldn't use Emacs editing commands in one while composing mail. Since he doesn't use a window system, there's no simple mechanism for a screen shot, but there wouldn't be much to see anyway, just whatever message he was composing or code he was hacking.

    As for his .emacs file, last time I looked, it wasn't empty, but contained a few lines to turn off the default disabling of novice-confusing commands like narrow-to-window, and I think he also enables debug-on-error. It no serious customization to speak of though. As someone else mentioned, he's presumably set up Emacs's defaults the way he already likes them.

    In recent years because of injuries, he's often had to get other people to type for him while he tells them what to type ("control-F, meta-d, blah blah"). That wouldn't show up in a screen shot either, but somehow seems like it should be part of the picture. Typing for him is an interesting experience if you don't have to do it for too long. Volunteer for it sometime if the situation arises, I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

  15. funky UI stuff by talieos · · Score: 5, Funny
    One student job I had, a user had drawn a line down the screen at column 72, where this particular xterm lay on the screen. Why? So he could write fortan in it of course!

    The funny/sad thing was one of his specialties was supposed to be user interface. He wasn't please when the X10 to X11 upgrade moved the windows. Plus the line was in permanent marker.

    That was one desktop I didn't need to see...

  16. Screenshot of Oval Office computer by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 5, Funny
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  17. Re:The Martian Rovers' engineers' desktops by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'd really love to see what tools they were using/are using still, when coding the vehicles.

    I asked them this when I was at JPL last week. The rover software is coded in C, and most of the rover drivers use Red Hat. Julie Townsend told me that she uses Windows, and there's a fairly even mix of Mac, *nix, and Windows users across the whole project.

  18. Re:Jesus! by madpierre · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on he's the son of god for christs sake.

    He uses the command line. ;)

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  19. My own by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 5, Funny

    My own desktop. It's so cluttered with icons and documents that I can't see what background looks like anymore.

    Where was that report again? :)

  20. An interesting choice by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The desktop I would like to see more than anyone else's is John Carmack's.

    Of course, since John posts here, I'm hoping that he'd be kind enough to take a screenshot of the current desktop he has, and post it here.

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  21. Re:RMS by agwadude · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, according to this article, RMS rarely uses X. He uses mostly emacs on the console.

  22. photo of linus playing on his laptop... by mardoen · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... here (linus torvalds playing frozen bubble at linux.conf.au). and you can get a glimpse of his desktop.

  23. Speculation... by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linus Torvalds: Uses blackbox on three monitors, all full of Xterms running vi. The background is a roll of toilet paper, edited in The Gimp to look like a roll of Transmeta, RedHat and VA Linux stock shares.

    Bill Gates: Last night's build of longhorn. Has 5 monitors: one for the PowerPoint slideshow he's rehearsing, one for Outlook, and three for all the extra clocks, sliders, gizmos, icons, etc. that Longhorn puts on the desktop. His background is one of the default WinXP images.

    George W. Bush: Cheney and Rumsfeld won't let him touch the "big kid computers", but he has an Etch-a-Sketch with a caricature of Saddam Hussein sitting on a canister of nerve gas.

    Steve Jobs: 3 21" Apple Cinema displays. Beta build of OSX 10.4 ("Puma"). Only has one icon on the desktop, but damn if it doesn't look *really cool*.

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  24. Re:Bill Gates' Super Secret Private Laptop by Chuqmystr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amazing! GW get's hotmail on this thing?

  25. Re:Fits the pattern. by NateTech · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doesn't say much for Harvard or Yale then does it?

    That MBA didn't get him his jobs, his political connections did. (Like most of us.)

    He's run at least one company into the ground before becoming President, which says he wasn't paying much attention at Harvard. (Not to mention he knew he'd still have money even if all of his workers were unemployed.)

    Come to think of it, doesn't say much for the thoughtfulness of the people who voted for him either -- thinking that he was somehow qualified to do the job because his father was.

    His father was a WWII vet, spent decades in Ambassadorships and eventually headed the CIA before becoming President. I can see a lot of reasons to "hire" a person like that for the Presidency.

    His son, on the other hand, slacked off through Yale and Harvard on Grandpa's money, snorted cocaine through much of that process, went AWOL from his Guard unit, ran a successful oil business into the ground... and people adore him more than his dear-old-dad.

    Sad.

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  26. Re:Sounds like a Learning Style by dave420 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's OK to pick on people like Bush if they're in a very important job, where his linguistic and logical shortcomings can have a serious impact on the rest of the world.

    He's President. Surely he should be able to pronounce "nuclear", eat pretzels without choking, and not make up words on the spot.

    How can anyone defend such a poor excuse for a politician? Every time he steps up to the podium it looks like an episode of Days of Our Lives gone bad. He can't even read what everyone else has written for him without getting in a state. Pausing every. Two. Seconds. Trying to. Add. Emphasis. Incorrect. ly.

    It doesn't take a genius to realise when someone shouldn't be in office. Even Bush himself admitted he shouldn't be there.

  27. Re:SteveBallmer's desktop... by Cackmobile · · Score: 5, Funny

    i reckon he'd have a smithers style startup screen. Naked bill gates saying 'you are good at turning me on'

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