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Another English/Metric "Spacecraft" Problem
SuperDry writes "There's been another spacecraft failure that's been attributed to an English/Metric units problem, this time at Tokyo Disneyland's Space Mountain. An axle broke on a "spacecraft" (a.k.a. roller coaster train) mid-ride, causing it to derail (nobody was hurt). The final investigation report has been released, and the root cause has been determined to be a part being the wrong size due to a conversion of the master plans in 1995 from English units to Metric units. In 2002, new axles were mistakenly ordered using the pre-1995 English specifications instead of the current Metric specifications. Apparently size does matter, even if it's only a 0.86mm difference."
It's more like an English spelling problem, no?
I could care less, but not without a lobotomy
whats a proble? ;-)
How come everything Disney does ends up so Mickey Mouse?
The Japanese who, like the rest of the modern world, switched to metric years ago?
Or the American designers who couldn't even do simple multiplication in order to convert from English to Metric?
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I'm Canadian, so I have to assume that 'proble' is the... imperial spelling... of problem?
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Hmm, maybe it would be a good idea to always use a standard international system of units, to avoid these kind of problems...
It wasn't mentioned in the article, but for my own reference, I'm wondering how many Rods to the Hogshead this ride gets?
Or if that info. isn't available, how many stone per fortnight this ride has in lifting capacity.
TDz.
Proving once again that the average person has a hard time coutning to ten.
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>Apparently size does matter, even if it's only a 0.86mm difference. At this very moment there are hundreds of geeks around the world trying to think of a great punchline for this.
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And suddenly the mods realized that "Problem" was fixed and they'd blown all their mod points on two-minute jokes.
HAHAHAH! No one uses hands anymore to measure distance! How ARCANE!
We use feet.
Its not just Imperial, its the British Imperial System of measurement. Which makes for some irony, as the last major country to use the system officially is the USA, the first country to break away from the British Imperial System of Government.
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Lemmeee tell 'ya....
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Errm... so 10000 metres is the distance between the equator and the North pole? (i.e. 10km). You live on a very small planet with a circumference of 40km then.
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So do we! When we say how many children the average family contains, it's always like 2.4, not "two and two fifths".
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
For example, the inch is now _defined_ as 2.54 cm, it has nothing to do with some king's thumb or anything.
Personally I think 2.54cm is pretty arbitrary. Then again, cm are based on a fraction of a wavelength of a certain coloured light, which is, yet again, arbitrary.
The first attempts for standardising the inch were many hundreds of years ago, since it's so vital to have correct measurements for trade. Despite what most posts here seem to think, the Imperial Inch does not change every time the English monarch does.
The system is fascinated with 1/16ths and 1/32s which gets really hard to work with
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Upon careful examination it is clear that the Imperial system is at least indirectly responsible for most of the world's problems, including but not limited to:
* Government conspiracy
* Microsoft Windows
* Rap Music
* Hondas and their drivers
* Transistors
* Pokemon
* Jerry Springer
* Televangelism
* Toxic waste
* The Republicans
* The Democrats
* Defective and bogus hardware
* Wrenches that dont fit
* Starbucks coffee
* Communism
* Soccer
* The Dollar.
> A fucking meter is almost exactly the length of one fucking yard.
Yeah, thats apparently what the disney people thought too...
I bet you don't even know how many cubic inches there are in a cup.
Google knows all:
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I don't think the average slashdot reader is going to get near enough to a girl to find out!
1m = 1000 mm
1km = 1000 m
1kg = 1000 g
1 Ton = 1000 kg
1 liter (water) = 1kg
1 hectare = 10000 m2
1 km2 = 100 hectares
Do you see the similarity with our numeric system ?
You only see 1's and 0's.
Well, y'see, Imperial roads are made out of mint. This does not provide an ideal driving condition; hence the need for metric roads.
(yeah, I meant imperial/metric measurements)
If I seem short sighted, it is because I stand on the shoulders of midgets
Is that the metric system is flawed. It is defined in terms of the size of 18th century railroad tie sizes, which is totally arbitrary.
Mmm-hmm. So, clearly, defining length in terms of the feet of a 1200-year old dead Frankish king is a better choice?
The metric system is going to seem pretty silly when evolution does away with the pinky and pinky toe.
-Rick
Beat the rush, switch to base 8 now!
"The Metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and that's the way I likes it!" --Grandpa
Here in Puerto Rico body temperature is measured in Celcius and environment temperature in Farenheit. Roads are measured in Kilometers while speed is measured in Miles per hour.
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Its a good measurement of how stupid the people who made the compromises were or how smart we have to be only to manage with the daily commute.
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These damned foreign countries. Don't you understand that the US run's the world. If the metric system were so great, wouldn't we be using it by now? Of course.
But we're not. Resistance is futile. You know why we don't use metric? Because it was invented by the French. Now, I love France -- cheese, Bordeaux wines, wonderful cusisine, art -- don't get me wrong. But the Froggies should stick to what they're good at and not try to mess with basic units of measurement. If your units were so great, why were you invaded by Germany twice in the last century? And who bailed you out? The Americans. And what units do we use? Not metric, mes amis, but good old SAE.
Convert to SAE. The lives of space probes, amusement park patrons, astronauts, and la France depend on it!