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No Harm, No Foul in Heavy Net Use

An anonymous reader writes "Breathe easy, addicts. A new study says there's no harm in extended Internet use, contrary to earlier research indicating otherwise. Science Blog reports on an a University of Alberta study that found it can even be therapeutic for those 'facing social isolation and loneliness.'" So rejoice, everyone reading this on Sunday afternoon.

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  1. Yes! I'm sane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I've got a certificate that proves it.

  2. Does that mean I can get ADSL now?? by w00t_sargasso · · Score: 3, Funny

    So great. No harm in EXTENDING my net use bwahahaha... Are we sure that the ISPs didnt start this???...

    1. Re:Does that mean I can get ADSL now?? by spune · · Score: 3, Funny

      does it matter if they did? We have excuses!

  3. sure. by Zeppelingb · · Score: 5, Funny

    tell that to my girlfriend!

    1. Re:sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The simple fact that you have a girlfriend indicates that you aren't all that isolated or lonely. :)

    2. Re:sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless "she" is a realdoll, ordered over the internet.

    3. Re:sure. by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "tell that to my girlfriend!"

      Can't, she's asleep.

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  4. Huh? by Illissius · · Score: 2, Funny

    Breathe easy, addicts. A new study says there's no harm in extended Internet use,

    Well, not asides from sleep deprivation and self starvation, that is. Those aren't very harmless, last I heard.

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  5. Re:Anything in excess by CptChipJew · · Score: 5, Funny

    Moderation in all things should be a way of life.

    Absolutely, and the same goes for meta-moderation.

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  6. Re:First by momerath2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

    couchpotatoitis: inflammation of the couch potato?

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  7. Tell that to my wife... by IgD · · Score: 2, Funny

    'nuff said.

    1. Re:Tell that to my wife... by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just did, and she said you need to take the garbage out.

      Oh yeah, she won't be back until the morning.

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  8. I can log out ANY time I want to. by sammyo · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's just that then I'd have to go out into that scary sunlight. Eeewww.

    1. Re:I can log out ANY time I want to. by Mixel · · Score: 2, Funny

      *strikes a tune* You can log out any time you like, But you can never leave

  9. Re:Good, Bad & Ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    After some long Half Life binges in high school I used to feel this urge to hit F7 and quickload after something went wrong during the day...

  10. Whew... by writermike · · Score: 4, Funny

    After that last report that said it was addictive and damaging, I tried to quit and couldn't.

    Now I don't have to!

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  11. Lonely ? by JonyEpsilon · · Score: 5, Funny
    So rejoice, everyone reading this on Sunday afternoon.
    Rejoice even more, those clicking on those damned 'OSDN personals' ads on a Sunday afternoon ;-)
  12. Sunday afternoon? by anachron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bah. There are plenty of things worse than reading slashdot on a Sunday afternoon...


    Like... err... posting to slashdot on a Sunday afternoon.

  13. Yeah but... by c0dedude · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but perhaps the reserchers have never been here. They'd be singing a different tune...

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  14. The Yellow Face, by dupper · · Score: 4, Funny

    it burns us! Stay in your dank cave and guard your precious!

  15. Re:Some people don't have a choice... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 0, Funny

    Not trying very hard are you? You're even posting AC.

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  16. A life? by rah1420 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where can I download that?

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  17. Re:Is that right? by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 3, Funny
    No of course you didn't. . . They don't broadcast those kinds of channels on television.

    It's very admirable that you switched hands enough to give it a go on both sides. I was also so tired after round one that I didn't have another go left in me.

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  18. Re:First by Kompressor · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're dealing with extended internet use here. Thanks to all the porn, it's something else that's "inflamed".

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  19. Re:Some people don't have a choice... by quonsar · · Score: 2, Funny
    Some people don't have a choice when it comes to social isolation.

    you got that right, boy. why only a few short months ago i realized that other people are all evil lying, stealing, greedy dumbasses intent on destroying me, looting my possessions and feasting on the meat of my bones, virtually the last good, honest, innocent bones left on the planet. this has brought great clarity. this has illuminated the path i must take. this has opened the doors that would block, the elite, secret, sacred passages that would hide, and the dark veil is lifted from my eyes. *shakes fist* you kids are ruining the fucking lawn.

  20. Not a complete life, but it's something! by Throat+constant · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can tell you where you can get half life ...

  21. Re:Sometimes psychological studies are depressing by TheJOsh!(tm) · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Internet usage" can mean anything from viewing pornography to online communities like Slashdot...
    you make it sound like there's a difference..
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  22. Re:They all miss the point... by marko123 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you an (_*_) because you did this, or did you do it because you are an (_*_) ?

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  23. Not helping..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So rejoice, everyone reading this on Sunday afternoon.

    Monday, 2:19 in the morning local time on my side of the atlantic, actually...

    And I don't think my girlfriend will be convinced by the excuse "it's perfectly healthy, i read it on /.". Maybe if Cosmo would run the story...

  24. First-Key-tastrophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Extended Internet use is just like extended use of anything else. There's a point at which it becomes excessive and harmful."

    Yes folks. Excessive use of Windows is harmful to your CTRL+ALT+DEL keys.