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California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms
Ronin writes "The DenverPost reports that 'A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.' One of the highlights of the article is when the man says "I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, because it seems like a pretty blatant ... fraud." Probably cause people are too embarrased to say they've tried it."
"I believe that is from the movie Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels."
thank you mr. redundant, the other two guys before you have already enlightened me on that.
Who is this Karma guy and why is he bad ??
Wow. Did you think that up by yourself, or did you have your ten-year old brother help you out?
5 inches is actually an inch and a half shorter than what I was told the average was back in junior high. This came from suppposedly authoritive information during sex ed.
I bet there's some fun conspiracy out there, some Illuminati-type group of small dicked educators who are trying to bolster their self image by reporting a lower average.
Nah, they probably just recently factored the Chinese population into the equation.
Although these products have been advertised for a long time, way before the time of internet, the problem gets bigger these days when the average man can easily compare his genitals with the top performers of the porn industry. Its funny though that sex product sellers go to extreme lengths in order to gain potential customers!!! I've seen men on one page having huge penises, while on the other page to be normal. I guess the availability of tools like Photoshop enables many to fake reality.
And a joke:
A white guy goes to the bar at a nudist beach, and finds a black man with an enormous penis drinking a cold beer while gazing at the sea. He is so much impressed, that he tells the black guy:
"Woa man!!!How did it get so big ? i'll pay you 10000 green ones if you tell me the secret."
The black man responds:
"It's easy. I'll tell you the secret that an african magician told me. Get a 20 pound weight and hang it from your cock for 10 days."
The white man was impressed:
"It is that easy ? I couldn't imagine it. And it will get just like yours ?"
And the black guy:
"Definitely so black!!!"