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California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms

Posted by timothy on from the bravely-facing-ridicule dept.

Ronin writes "The DenverPost reports that 'A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.' One of the highlights of the article is when the man says "I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, because it seems like a pretty blatant ... fraud." Probably cause people are too embarrased to say they've tried it."

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  1. Hmmmm... by imbaczek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    penis-enlargement products

    Now imagine a beowulf cluster of...


    Um. What was this Natalie Portman joke?

  2. Re:I would guess... by MoonChildCY · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Leave it to Americans to think pissed means angry...

  3. Re:Doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Don't worry, you're allright. Everyone out there wants to fuck teenagers these days. It's the fucking beauty ideals the media crams down our throats.

  4. Re:Denver or California? by modecx · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Oh probably 2 or 3 years ago we felt a huge influx of Californians. Then they all moved to Boulder. Or at least it seemed that way. I remember the news was telling newcomers to change their liscense plates as soon as possilbe to avoid problems in traffic.

    But honestly, I think we've got more texans than Californians recently.

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  5. Forget the cream: Code wraps! by whovian · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    my Penis Handheld just went open source!

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