California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms

Ronin writes "The DenverPost reports that 'A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.' One of the highlights of the article is when the man says "I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, because it seems like a pretty blatant ... fraud." Probably cause people are too embarrased to say they've tried it."

Comments

Easy answer that one

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, because it seems like a pretty blatant ... fraud.

Because they'd rather swallow their monetary losses than admit before a court that they have a small dick?

Re:Easy answer that one

[nfras]

A very large and well known "newspaper" proprietor in the UK made his money initially by offering a product for sale via mail order. He had limited stock but kept selling it even when he ran out. He then explained that they had run out and refunded the money via cheque. The cheque was drawn by the "I take it up the arse club" or similar. How many people do you think took that to their bank? Similar thing with these guys.

Re:Alternative!

[Theodore Logan]

Do you advocate rape as a form of punishment or do you only find it funny to make elaborate jokes about it? Regardless of what, it is horrid and distasteful.