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Computers/Keyboards + Dorm Room = No Zzzzzz?

mmortal03 asks: "Not until recently, by living with a roommate in college, had I noticed how annoying mouse clicks and keystrokes could be to someone who is trying to sleep. Often, one of us will be up using our computer while the other is tring to catch some z's. Whether it's just to do some late night browsing, type a draft of a paper, read an important email, or whatever else, the clicking of the mouse and typing at the keyboard can drive the other up the wall. Some temporary solutions have been using alternate keyboard strokes instead of mouse clicks, and going to use the school's own computer labs, but those are only open so late, or so early. I would like to hear from Slashdot users as to what their solutions have been, in the dorm rooms, for this matter. Besides the clicks and taps, another bother is that, when the lights are off, our monitors light up the room like small lamps. Outside of handing each other earplugs and eye shades, are there any available input devices that lack the noisiness, or screen filters that dim the light output of monitors outside direct viewing, that might solve this problem? Any other ideas?" We've touched on this subject tangentially, twice in articles from December. Do you have other hints or suggestions you want to pass on?

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  1. Buy things! by FrenZon · · Score: 4, Informative

    For dimming the monitor outside of 'frontal view', get the 3M Privacy Filter.

    You can solve the keyboard noise issue by buying a quieter keyboard (duh) - laptop style (scissor) keyboards tend to be pretty quiet as long as you cut your nails. Mouse button noise is going to depend on the device you use - while my Dell laptop's mouse buttons are louder than Jackhammer Tuesdays at The Taco Palace, my IBM Thinkpad's mouse buttons are virtually silent.

    1. Re:Buy things! by Benw5483 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I ran into this problem somewhat as a freshman. But, it was normally me who was the one up late at night tapping away on the old keyboard. My roommate confronted me and I decided to try and cut back on the computer usage. It turned out to be good for me because I found that my late night browsing habits were counterproductive and were excessive. I cut back on it and used the computer more efficiently when I needed to work.

      After that problem was worked out we both realized that the 2billion watt street lamp outside our window was just as bad as the clacking of keyboards.

      This problem was remedied when my roommate and I and some friends were playing some football on the green and I absent-midedly grabbed ahold of the lamp post and swung around it. Instantly the lamp post swung towards the ground and I could do nothing but slow it as my leverage wasn't enough to hold it up. We all sprinted to our dormitory and holed up for the evening. For the rest of the quarter there was an orange cone over the lamp post's old position and we could sleep easily without the hindrance of a real bother.

      Bottom line, you'll both be more productive if you do what you need on the computer during the day and stay away from too much pointless browsing at night. For me it was video game sites and random humor sites. For my roommate it was Snood. You can identify these things and get rid of them without the need to purchase quieter peripherals.

      A long story for a short answer, but that's what I have to say....

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  2. one obvious solution by dh003i · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Would be simply to be considerate of the other person, and not be using the computer at ghastly late times in the night, or very early times in the morning.

    1. Re:one obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It would be a solution, but it's impractical. Did you go to college? Was it a real one? Speaking for myself, I actually remember the time I went to bed before midnight during my undergrad years.

      Let me rephrase that to make it clear: I went to bed somewhere between 2am and 4am every night. It was homework that kept me up that late. I was a CS major. I needed to use the computer. There is no way to avoid using the computer at late hours, at least on occasion, during college. And if you're in a dorm room, the computer is in the same room as your roommates' beds.

    2. Re:one obvious solution by theIG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      i think your solution conflicts with your signature... anyway

      As an undergrad software engineering major, I find it very difficult to keep a regular sleep schedule. If I'm not doing homework, then I'm obsessed with my latest project, and the latter is amplified to the extreme, because it is rare that I don't have homework. Try and remember what it is like to be in our situation. You were 19 once too. ;) -kyle

  3. I was lucky... by OgdEnigmaX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My roommate could (and did) sleep through ANYTHING. So I suppose my solution to the problem is to shop for roommates until you find one for whom such kludges are unnecessary :)

    1. Re: I was lucky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A standard question on my university residence application asked how late I tended to stay awake. That was one of the major considerations for pairing roommates/suitemates (some others were smoking, noise level, cleanliness, and how often you had guests).

      But I bypassed the whole thing by rooming with someone I already knew in first year, and getting a single room every year after that.

  4. Get earplugs. by n1ywb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Real geeks are lulled to sleep by the gentle sound of mouse and key clicks!

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    1. Re:Get earplugs. by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yeah, and as I recall, that damages you hearing if you have prolonged exposure. There's a reason that no one actually offices in the server rooms in most IT shops.

      Some of it, is that most people don't like the cold, and the air flow. Some of it, that you're normally in a restricted area, and your co-workers don't like that. Some of it, is all the noise.

      I thought I'd read once that there are actually labor laws about it. (If you spend that much time in an area with noise, you need to have ear plugs). It might be somewhat like RSI (some what mythical, and urban legend like, but you still get all the legal notices about it). In all my time working with computers, and two parents who worked with computers and computer people all their lives, I've never met anyone who had CTS. You'll deaden your hearing for that range of sound (I suppose that could be construded as a good thing). I've got an enclosure with 4 computers in it, and 3 other desktop machines. I've invested in quiet fans, CPU cooling, and powersupplies. Best money I ever spent.

      Kirby

    2. Re:Get earplugs. by zhiwenchong · · Score: 4, Informative

      3M makes some good reusable ear plugs that can cut up to 12.5 dB (halving the NRR value gives you a better picture of the actual possible attenuation). Only costs $1.38.

      However, earplugs only cut out the noise that enters through the ear canal. Sound can still conduct through your cranium, and besides, you will hear the sound of your own breathing.

      The better (but more expensive method) is to get ACTIVE noise cancelling headphones (not PASSIVE ones). These guys basically send out an antiphase signal of the ambient noise, effectively cancelling the noise out (well, not perfectly, but...). Sony sells good ones for $149. Or build your own.

    3. Re:Get earplugs. by lambent · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've had this experience, also. After living in close quarters for many years with a computer (or 3) whirring quietly to it self for 24 hours a day, I found that I could not live without it.

      Once I moved into a new apartment where (ghasp) there was enough room to create a dedicated home office, and move the computers out of the bedroom, I had a ghastly time readjusting to the sound of silence ... horrible insomnia, random waking up in the middle of the night, not being able to shake the constant feeling of ... "there's no noise! the fans must have died!"

      It was like an addiction ... a hellish two weeks, but eventually the cravings went away.

    4. Re:Get earplugs. by hawkstone · · Score: 3, Informative

      Excellent point. Not an urban legend at all. Check out the rules from this Occupational Safety and Health Administration publication. For up to eight hours a day, you can have noise levels at 90 db. But that's it. At 95 db, you need hearing protection for an exposure of over four hours. At 110 db, you aren't allowed more than 30 minutes unprotected.

      As this is OSHA, the employer is responsible for making sure these rules are followed. For dorms, of course, just be aware that 24/7 exposure at much lower levels, even under 85 db, can be harmful.

  5. not bothering the sleeping roommate/spouse/gf by joelja · · Score: 2, Insightful

    use a laptop and move to another room.

    I've worked in the common areas in my dorm (ok this was ten years ago) for rather long hours since I wasn't willing to power up the mastadon gateway 2000 486 desktop I had in 1993 and keep my roommate up. we also used to avoid using the impact printer at 4am as a mater of priciple...

    1. Re:not bothering the sleeping roommate/spouse/gf by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 2, Funny

      My IBM keyboard is crazy loud. I don't know too much about it but it says 'Model M' on the bottom. ;)

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  6. Get a fan. by glassesmonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    Turn on one box fan, basically some white noise, and all your bitching about clicks and keypresses goes away.

    1. Re:Get a fan. by clark625 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to completely agree with this. A fan is by far the best way to get a good night's sleep through about anything, especially once you train yourself to sleep with it. I have two cats that run around the bedroom (with hardwood floors) all night playing or otherwise rattling about. Installing a ceiling fan was the best thing I ever did, although a simple box fan worked okay, too.

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    2. Re:Get a fan. by adamjaskie · · Score: 4, Funny
      cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp

      also works...

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    3. Re:Get a fan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No. Sound is additive. While you create one noise with the fan, you still have the original noise.

      Going stictly by physics, that's correct. But people hear things based on psychoacoustics, and a sufficiently loud fan WILL prevent you from hearing quiet keypresses and mouse clicks (see this page for an explanation, including mathematical formulas).

      The people using IM with sound probably have their speakers too loud. Go over to their desk when they're not around, and turn the speakers down or off.

  7. I remember.... by FreshMeat-BWG · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Quake I. 3:00 AM. No sleep. I feel your pain. If it makes you feel any better, my old roommate and I are still friends after several years.

    I did see something that may help you out. Check out the "rollable indestructible keyboard". I have seen these at Radio Shack and they appear to have that squishy feel with which I would not associate a clicking noise.

    In the mouse category, look for a desktop version of the touch pad that is found on laptops. By tapping the pad, a mouse click is accomplished. That would result in at least quieter clicks of the primary button.

  8. Manners? Common sense? by agent+dero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll touch on a couple things, as a roommate.

    First off, if you're the ass typing late at night on an old IBM keyboard that CLICKS loudly, you're being a dick; be polite, I know you're in college, but you'll have better relations if you chip out the $20 for a quieter keyboard and mouse.

    Secondly, don't be the retard that has to type up something major late at night. Get your work done soon, it's better to come in late from partying, than to type away for an hour, while your room mate is sleeping.

    Common sense, c'mon people.

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    1. Re:Manners? Common sense? by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Secondly, don't be the retard that has to type up something major late at night. Get your work done soon, it's better to come in late from partying, than to type away for an hour, while your room mate is sleeping."
      Just because someone is trying to do work late at night does not mean they have to do it late at night. It may be the case that someone prefers to do work late at night, just like some people prefer to do work during the day. Let's suppose that Person_A likes to do work in the afternoon and Person_B likes to take naps in the afternoon. The same situation exists and I wouldn't call either of these people "retards." Oftentimes people don't pick their study and work habits - it's just who they are. You're making the assumption that people who do work at night are only doing so because the work is due early the next day. Nowhere is this stated so I don't know why you are making that assumption.

      Rather than insult people, why not try to offer some reasonable suggestions? For instance, if one roommate wants to go to sleep at 1 and the other wants to work till 3 - the person who enjoys the late night should do everything to make the keyboard/mouse as quiet as possible and then, do work until 2. Compromise but don't give up your entire way of doing work.

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  9. Why not? by thelenm · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's wrong with earplugs and eye shades?

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  10. easy by dont_think_twice · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you turn the music up loud enough, your sleeping roomate wont be able to hear the mouse or keyboard at all.

  11. One button at a time by tickticker · · Score: 2, Funny
    read an important email, or whatever else, the clicking of the mouse and typing at the keyboard can drive the other up the wall.

    How loud can one handed browsing be?

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  12. be glad he/she's not using voice recognition by rcpitt · · Score: 2, Funny
    On the other hand, if she is, you can always yell out in your sleep "format c: yes"

    and claim it was a nightmare ;)

    On a more practical note - while I love the IBM keyboards, I recently purchased one of the Logitech "Internet Navigator" keybaords (thumb wheel on the left and lots of extra buttons that Linux doesn't yet seem to see) that is really quite quiet. That along with one of the add-on "skid-pads" (like the ones on laptops) should lower the noise a few decibels.

    Add to this one either a piece of relatively heavy fabric hung between the desk and the bed(s) or a (used) free-standing partition (like cubicles are built from - haunt the local auctions) and you can get some much needed rest.

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  13. My experience... by starsong · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't use the computer while your roommate is trying to sleep. Really. It's rude. OK, maybe that's a bit harsh, but it's the reason most colleges have quiet hours. Technical solutions (a shirt over the monitor, etc.) are, in my experience, unlikely to work. They can even breed resentment if the problem continues.

    I had this same problem last year at university; my roommate would stay up until 3-4am surfing, gaming, and doing nothing in particular. Which annoyed me. And occasionally I would come in and surf during the day, when he was trying to take a nap. Which pissed him off. We eventually decided on clear rules; i.e. he would either read quietly or leave after 1am (when I usually went to bed), and if he was asleep when I got back from class during the day I would take my laptop and go to the library.

    Also, ask yourself if you really need to be using the computer at three in the morning. Couldn't you do that paper a couple of days in advance, instead of 5 hours before your class starts next morning? Living with a roommate demands a certain amount of flexibility. You may have to rearrange your time.

    The bottom line is that this problem really needs a social solution, not a technical one. You need to talk to your roommate and set clear boundaries that benefit both of you, so you can get your work done and also sleep. For me that made the difference between a great friendship and icy silence, which was the direction things were heading before we worked it out.

    1. Re:My experience... by megabeck42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had a similar situation. My freshman year roommate and I were entirely dissimilar. I am your average geek. He was a 212 pound, born again christian, wrestling champ. He didn't drink, I did. He listened to christian rock, I listened to Wumpscut and other caustic german industrial. We both had obnoxiously massive stereos and large loud computers.

      However, we arranged for some simple rules: no alcohol in the room, no sex in the room, and use headphones while both of us are in the room.

      It worked out well, I would sleep during the day, he would sleep during the night, we arranged our room in an L, with desks at the foot of the beds, so that the monitor/lcd light would shine away from the person asleep. I had no problem sleeping while he did his homework; and he enjoyed the fact that my machine was a freaking wind tunnel with usb ports.

      After living with a good friend the next year and watching things go down hill because we were too similar and too alike, I've learned to appreciate the healthy relationship I had with my first roommate.

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  14. Room with a geek by joeface · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I roomed with somebody who loved tech as much as I did, the policy was "Hour of the day be damned -- if it's cool, do it!"

    It's the same as complaining that your roommate smokes. The solution? Room with a non-smoker.

  15. Some advice / tips by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've run into this precise problem before, as have others, I assume. I won't bore you with the details of my particular experiences, but needless to say, you can take heart in knowing that you're not alone. That being said, on with my advice:

    1 - Be polite. Neither of you need to hammer your keyboards. More often than not, the keyboard will respond to lighter strokes. Lighter strokes = less noise. Using the mouse sparingly, as you are, also helps.

    2 - Dim your monitors. This is usually built into the standalone monitors via their "menu" buttons, and into the OS of laptops. Usually.

    3 - Put sound barriers between your beds and your computers, so that the sound has to reflect off of several surfaces before reaching your ears. This will dampen the noise, somewhat.

    4 - If at all possible, when a roommate is going to sleep, the other should head to the labs for an hour. Theoretically, when the other returns to do work, the sleeping one will be in a deep enough sleep such that quiet typing and a dimmed monitor shouldn't wake them.

    5 - Get a dorm single or move off campus as soon as possible. It may not happen until next fall, but it's amazing how much more and better sleep both of you will get. :-)

    Hope this helps!

    ~UP

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  16. Rearrange the room a bit by Bastian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My roommate and I had this problem when we were in college, too. We ended up solving the problem by rearranging the room so that there was not line-of-sight from the beds to the desks by placing the back of the desk towards each bed. We also bought some styrofoam insulation and put it between the beds and the desks, and hung comforters alongside the desk if someone was going to be up late. This damped the noise quite a bit, and blocked the light.

    Before that, we bought a quieter keyboard (and just shared it between both computers) and turned the brightness on our monitors way down - in a dark room, there's plenty of light to see a monitor that's set too dark to be able to see well during the day. This helped a bit, but not enough.

  17. Suggestion: A quieter keyboard will help by flikx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scour the university surplus for an old IBM Model M keyboard. I have a few of them on various boxen, and I have to admit that they are the quietest keyboards I've ever come across.

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  18. Kids these days... by illuminatedwax · · Score: 2

    For Chriss' sake, man!! It's a freakin' college dorm. Get used to it!

    You should be happy your roommate isn't nailing the bejeezus out of some sexy college girl gone wild.
    --Stephen

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  19. Rearrange the Room by ajax0187 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If at possible, rearranging the furniture could work, too. If the light from the monitor is bothering you, just point it in the opposite direction from your bed - the reflected light should be quite a bit dimmer than the monitor itself. Having some extra furniture between yourself and the offending computer might even help dampen the sound a bit. That, combined with the white noise from a fan or radio, might take the edge off of the computer noise.

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  20. My solution by Cuthalion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even before college I had difficulty falling asleep. Eventually I figured out a technique which hasn't failed me yet:

    Get really really tired first. If you haven't slept for 56 hours, a little 'clicka click click' isn't going to keep you awake! Neither is a small nuclear war, for that matter.

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  21. Re:Desktops are surprisingly portable. by lambent · · Score: 2, Funny

    You either have very large pockets, and consequently very large pants .... or very small keyboards, and consequently very tiny hands.

  22. Laptop by falsification · · Score: 4, Funny
    Get a laptop and do your late night typing outside the room.

    If I had only done that back when I was in college....it would have been much, much better. I would not have fallen behind in my studies, become depressed, got stressed out, had a major fight with my roommate, ruined the best friendship I ever had, and lost out on an opportunity for a menage et tois with the two cute neighbors down the hall.

    But no, I didn't want to spring for another $200. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

  23. Get a laptop... by antdude · · Score: 2, Informative

    and take it out of the room. Do it in a study room or hallway. This would be a problem if you need to print something, especially with dot matrix (I had an IBM ProPrinter XL-24E?) during my college days). Do that in the morning, in the lab, or somewhere.

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  24. Become a labbie.. by molo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you're a geek already, why not go that extra mile and become a computer labbie? You get the access codes to the labs and can keep them open all night. You also get in good with the faculty and sometimes even get paid to do something you would be doing already.

    -molo

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    1. Re:Become a labbie.. by Cyberop5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Amen. No better way to compile gentoo than to stay awake all night in a computer lab. Virtually endless resources: machines, network, space (physical and data storage), printers, and peace.

      Just make sure you know when the building is locked.

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  25. adjust. by ziggles · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My roommate in college was a late night studier.. he'd often be up until 4AM studying. Which meant doing anything from reading in bed with a lamp turned on to using the computer. At first I found it very difficult to get to sleep.. but I figured I'd get used to it. And I did pretty much. Not much of a story, I know.

    But I did find that often when I found it difficult to sleep, it wasn't really because the light or clicking was so annoying that it was impossible to sleep, it was more just built up resentment against my roommate that he could be so incosiderate while I was trying to sleep! Once I got over that it was pretty easy to doze off no matter what he was doing.
    I dont know, it just sounded like a similar situation by the way the submission was worded. Like the fact that he was doing something potentially annoying while you were trying to sleep bothered you more than the annoying thing itself. I could be wrong.

  26. Build a loft by toast0 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Stick your beds as close to the ceiling as your dorm and physical needs allow.

    Play some music at a reasonable volume when you're typing, and your roomate will hear muffled music when you're working. Try making the loft not loud enough to wake the dead when you get in it.

  27. Re:Do NOT get Active noise cancellation! by ajagci · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nonsense. Active noise cancelation may generate some noise of its own in the amplifiers, but that's a side-effect unrelated to how it is intended to work.

    Furthermore, many people find something like white noise soothing and don't get a headache from it at all. If any kind of sound made us ill, we wouldn't have survived as a species. It's only some man-made sounds that suggest danger that are a problem. Key clicks fall into that category.

  28. laptop by ajagci · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A shared dorm room is for sleeping, nothing else. Have your roommate pick up his laptop and go somewhere else. Dorms have common areas and universities have computer rooms for that purpose.

    There are technical solutions, but they are expensive and miss the point.

  29. Contractual obligations. Manners. by sonamchauhan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you have your own living area, then stay up late. If you live in a dorm, stick to the *agreement* you *signed* with the college when they allocated you dorm quarters.

    If that agreement states you can stay up at all hours, keeping your dormmates sleepless, then you have the right to do that. Otherwise, control yourself and go to sleep at night!

    Oftentimes people don't pick their study and work habits - it's just who they are.

    "...it's just who they are"? I am surprised - just how self-absorbed has society become?

    Just "change who you are". Habits *can* be changed. It's not like someone has asked you to grow back a missing leg.

  30. Call yourselves students? by vrai · · Score: 2, Funny
    Real students don't sleep and wake! They pass out and come to. If you can't sleep through the noise of a few mouse-clicks then you're not nearly drunk enough.

    I got a first-class (CompSki) degree from a good university without pulling any work-related all-nighters and drinking enough to drown a small country.

    You're going to spend the next forty years working your arse off, at least spend the time you have at college/university having fun. You don't want your fondest memory of university to be the time you spent 36 hours debugging a server!

    1. Re:Call yourselves students? by thebatlab · · Score: 2

      Actually some of my fondest memories of college do involve spending 48 hours coding on a big project. Or those nights you and a bunch of friends are hanging out in the lab getting work done and having a good time joking around, running out to 7-11 for slurpies and chicken kebobs at 4 am.

      Not everyone feels getting plastered and passing out is a "good time". I did my share of partying too but I didn't spend all my time talking on the porcelain telephone or waking up asking "Dude, what happened last night".

  31. Re:Do NOT get Active noise cancellation! by acd294 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although you are basically right, the numbers you have are all wrong, and it change the argument as well.

    As far as I know, The average pressure of any sound wave (measured over more than one wavelength) must be zero. Other wise the world would continually increase in pressure. For instance, in your example, if the incoming sound was between 1 and 10 atm, that means that the average pressure due to the noise is 5 atm, much much higher than normal pressure of 1 atm.

    Also, noise cancelling doesnt change the average pressure, so even in your example (if it worked that way) the average pressure in your ear would still be 5 atm with noise cancelling.

    The biggest thing is that all sound waves must fluctuate between -n and n. Like -1atm to 1 atm relative to the standard pressure (for an absolute change of 0atm to 2 atm). That btw would be a huge amplitude but that is besides the point. The noise cancelling simply uses a reversed wave form to lower the amplitude of the waves there fore lowering the magnitude of the sound. It doesnt not increase the pressure on your ear.

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  32. Re:Do NOT get Active noise cancellation! by ajagci · · Score: 3, Informative
  33. No problem by splattertrousers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Easy solution:

    If you have to work late on the computer, tell your roommate that you're going to be up for a while making noise. He'll grumble a bit, get up, and walk down to the girls' side of the floor. He'll knock on a random door which will be opened by a beautiful blonde.

    He'll say, "My roommate is making noise, can I sleep here?" She'll let him in and he'll see that her hot roommate is totally naked. Five seconds later, the three of them will be having sex for hours and hours (with the lights on at full intensity of course).

    You'll be working on your geeky project the whole time, constantly adjusting the tape on your glasses and making nerdy expressions.

    Or maybe I've been watching too much porn...

  34. EARPLUGS by sir_cello · · Score: 2, Funny


    Did you hear me ?