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Portable Phone Numbers = Market for Cool Numbers

goombah99 writes "The New phone number rules that allow you to keep your phone number when you switch carriers has given rise to phone nascent number property rights. On E-bay you can bid on 867-5309 (made famous by Tommy Tutone's Jenny I got your number). As I write this the bid is over $8000 dollars with seven days to go. What other numbers are famous or valuable? Will we see a land rush like the internet names?"

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  1. Prank Calls by electrichamster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great, now I can prank call the winnning bidder...

    1. Re:Prank Calls by Txiasaeia · · Score: 4, Funny
      No kidding? What's the use of having a "famous" phone number, esp. if you have to *pay* for all air time?

      >Hello?
      >>Oh hi! You won this number offa e-bay, right? Just thought I'd...
      >*click*

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    2. Re:Prank Calls by DJStealth · · Score: 3, Funny

      You think his/her cell phone will have that Jenny tune as a ringtone?

    3. Re:Prank Calls by ncc74656 · · Score: 2, Funny
      There IS a local exchange (aka, the x portion of xxx-yyyy) of 666 for some areas of Michigan.

      That wouldn't happen to include Hell, would it?

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  2. Mine by dr+ttol · · Score: 2, Funny

    My cell phone number is (XXX) U-OWE-HIM.

    I won't give out the area code of course. But it is the area code for a major city.

    Should I sell it? Seems like a quick way to get the extra cash.

    Whatcha think slashdotians?

  3. What other numbers are famous or valuable? by zegebbers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who wants to buy 3-14-159-265?

    1. Re:What other numbers are famous or valuable? by twoslice · · Score: 5, Funny
      Who wants to buy 3-14-159-265?

      Shut your Pi hole!

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    2. Re:What other numbers are famous or valuable? by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 2, Funny

      Meanwhile, some lucky person in al.us has 1-256-512-1024. :)

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    3. Re:What other numbers are famous or valuable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      256 also covers a large part of rural alabama. I'd bet they have no clue.

    4. Re:What other numbers are famous or valuable? by killerbobbarker · · Score: 4, Funny

      I want a number like 222-222-2222. That way, when someone asks what my number is, I call tell them: "Just keep pressing 2's... when you hear me, you can stop."

  4. Ack... by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who's trying to sell my phone number...again?

  5. 288-3825 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which spells BUT-FUCK. Please, don't ask me why I know this.

    1. Re:288-3825 by RexHowland · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just found out my number is 1-CLEAR-TAUNT.

      Pretty cool. Clearly, I can taunt someone.

      It's either that, or 1-ALE-AQUA-TOT.

      I think I'm going to start telling people these instead of giving out my number.

  6. Lucky Phone Numbers by ggvaidya · · Score: 2, Funny
    In China, numbers with 8 in them are supposed to be lucky, so there might be some bidding on that.

    Of course, all that superstition I don't go for. Can anyone sell me 420-4242? ;)

    1. Re:Lucky Phone Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wired magazine had an article a couple years ago about Woz's quest to get a one-digit phone number. The closest he got was 800-888-8888, until the 888 toll-free code was made. So he grabbed the all-8 number and immediately started getting crank calls with weird gurgling sounds on the other end. Turns out lots of little kids just find a phone dial and bang on the same button for a while. :)

  7. What about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    666-6666. My guess, however, is that Microsoft just won't give it up!

  8. Making words out of numbers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Too bad phone's number displays don't use the calculator font, as you could create some cool words by turning the phone-numbers upside down just like with calculators. Ah well, 31337-speak is here to save the day.

  9. 976-GIRL by RESPAWN · · Score: 0, Funny

    Sweet! Now I can finally get 976-GIRL!

    (This would probably be funnier if you knew me personally. Ever since the 9x days, in the network naming box on my computers, I have always put "For a good time, dial 976-GIRL." It was even more ammusing with the advent of XP Home, and it's method of listing computers on the network by their description instead of their name.)

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  10. Nerdy? by isNaN · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'll have to be a *real* nerd to actually buy a "famous" phone number!

    ohh... wait... forgot I was on /. there for a while ;)

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  11. eBay by ThomK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why use eBay? Just call the guy.

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  12. It is a fake! by twoslice · · Score: 5, Funny
    On E-bay you can bid on 867-5309 (made famous by Tommy Tutone's Jenny I got your number).

    I called the number and there was no Jenny there. - Just some guy calling me an asshole for calling him at 3am...

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  13. Slashdot id by Swedentom · · Score: 1, Funny

    I want my slashdot account id as my phone number, of course! :)

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  14. My pot dealer has by hackstraw · · Score: 3, Funny


    xxx-9333 (weed)

  15. You can't beat Creative Printing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    515-382-5968.

    For those too lazy to find a phoneagram script, their number equates to 515-FUC-KYOU.

    I searched Google but couldn't come up with any other real examples of 382-5968. I would imagine most telcos know about it and don't assign the number, I'm surprised someone managed to actually get it in Iowa.

  16. Can you slashdot a phone number? by ggvaidya · · Score: 5, Funny
    867-5309, eh?

    Can a phone number be slashdotted? :) I think we're about to find out!

  17. Mitch Hedberg has the idea by RufusFish · · Score: 2, Funny

    From Mitch's standup:

    If I got to pick my phone number, it would be 222-2222. That way when people ask me for my number, I could just say 'press two for a while'. I wouldn't answer the phone, 'hello,' I'd answer it 'stop!'

  18. Re:If that number costs $8,000... by telstar · · Score: 4, Funny
    "How much is 36-24-36 going to cost?"
    • It depends how many hours you pay her to stick around for...
  19. ironic number by JustKidding · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here in the Netherlands, you can always call the local police station by dailing 0900-8844, which spells 0900-TUIG.
    Tuig means scum in dutch.

  20. Re:That's 362-4360 by Vargasan · · Score: 3, Funny

    "36-24-36"

    She sounds hot! What's her name?

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  21. The one *I* want to own is... by artemis67 · · Score: 4, Funny

    1-900-867-5307.

    Sure, I'll answer it all freakin' day long. For a modest charge of $24.95 per call.

    1. Re:The one *I* want to own is... by FurryFeet · · Score: 4, Funny

      You'll be waiting by the phone, while the guy that got 1-900-867-5309 gets all the money.
      That's why literacy is a good thing.

  22. didyaknow that 8675309 is prime? by pedro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gawd, I'm such a geek :)

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  23. Most Useful Business I Can Think Of... by Pollux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Owning the number would be more useful for a small-medium business. There is a service company in my area that has xxx-867-5309 and they can put it in their commercials knowing that people will remember it. For a business this is a very valuable thing.

    Ya know, this number's gonna be phone-bombed like mad, and for $14,000 (current bid as of this posting)? I can only think of ONE BUSINESS that would want this many calls...

    Phone-sex hotline.

    "That's right, for a good time, you can FINALLY call Jenny at 867-5309!"

  24. $15, 300 and 6 days 23 hours left to go by L10N · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am going to call the number a few days after the auction is over and ask whomever answers WHY???? At this rate the person will be paying the equivalent of a year's salary for an entry level support person. I suggest that everyone call once and say hi. It isn't a prank if you actually intend to have a semi-intelligent converstation...

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  25. Re:That's 362-4360 by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 5, Funny

    36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3".

  26. Re:Urban Legends Reference Pages: Music (Jenny 867 by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Funny

    My phone number at the time was an anagram of 867-5309. It was 537-0869. I only got prank calls from dyslexic people.

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  27. Number 867-5309 in the wild by SecretAsianMan · · Score: 2, Funny
    The small rural town Maysville, Oklahoma, USA is where I grew up. Its exchange code is 867, and until very recently all numbers in the exchange were in the 4xxx/5xxx range. So of course there was an 867-5309. People called all the time asking for Jenny. It has been, at different times, the number for:
    • The grade school cafeteria. Too much fun to be had with that.
    • An ex-girlfriend. Her family had fun and set up a cool answering machine greeting.
    • A girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend. They just got pissed off.
    • Last I heard, some elderly couple, who are undoubtedly quite puzzled by now if they still have the number.
    I play guitar, and someday I would really like to cover this song in my band as an inside joke. It would be especially cool if the ex-girlfriend just happened to be in the audience.

    Somebody call 405-867-5309 and see who has the number now.

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