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DARPA Offers No Food for Thought

frank249 writes "Wired News has an article outlining the US Defense Advanced Research Projects agency's (DARPA) research into ways to keep soldiers fighting for up to 5 days without food. The DARPA project, called 'Metabolic Dominance' or 'peak soldier performance' is part of a wider, future-facing Pentagon research push to develop grunts who are pretty much immune to normal human demands. Perhaps they should call this the Universal Soldier project?"

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  1. Pssst. Oh yeah, that's the stuff. by numbski · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ready commander?

    LOL, sorry I now have Starcraft marines running through my head. Stimpacks and all.

    Nothing scarier than a mob of stimmed marines with range and strength enhancements. ;)

    Actually, I'm lying. A similar sized mob of zealots. *shivers* ...wait a sec.... *looks around* A mob of zealots! Aaaiiii!

    *run away*

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  2. Think of the uses! by mekkab · · Score: 3, Funny

    Insert obligatory "I'll be able to code for days straight!" joke.

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    1. Re:Think of the uses! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah!

      C'mon kids, Lets get drafted and take Speed!

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    2. Re:Think of the uses! by rockgorilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or mandatory "I'll finally be able to watch my entire gentoo compile" gag.

    3. Re:Think of the uses! by NtwoO · · Score: 5, Interesting
      During the '80s the South African government was fighting a war in Angola. The special opps teams were supplied with very strong tablets of speed to keep on going for DAYS. They were said to keep on marching with no desire for food.

      I wonder if they also had a walkman with some heavy trance running...

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    4. Re:Think of the uses! by proj_2501 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Air Force did the same thing to their pilots flying missions in Afghanistan from bases in Kuwait.

    5. Re:Think of the uses! by tunabomber · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm going on a bit of a tangent here... but here goes...

      Long before the days of the South African government, Zulu warriors took a substance that had a very similar effect to the "bloodlust" spell in WarCraft. It would make the warriors literally "see red" and want to kill everything in sight. I saw it on an episode of the PBS show "Secrets of the Dead". They have a web page about it, but it doesn't make any reference to the bloodlust effects of the drug (I believe it is the Bushman Poison Bulb that has these properties). They also talk about some of the other crazy drugs that the warriors would be doped up on during battle.

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    6. Re:Think of the uses! by shut_up_man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes! I remember seeing this stuff on a another science program where they mixed up an historically-accurate brew (or as close as they could manage) and tested it with a pair of judo students.

      First off, they sparred au naturale. They were pretty close in ability, with guy A maybe having a slight advantage over B. Then they did a brief series of physical and mental tests to measure reactions, co-ordination, even logic and short-term memory. Once again, their results were pretty close.

      They then both drank "potions". One was the Zulu brew, one was a placebo. The students weren't told which was which (blind test). They then sparred and did the tests again.

      Interestingly, guy B kicked guy A's ass in the ring, acting with significantly more aggression and strength. The really interesting bit was that in the tests, many of guy B's scores WENT DOWN, in areas such as fine motor control and logic. Maybe not such a good potion for master-level martial artists, where technique is the deciding factor in a combat, but good for a front-line grunt.

  3. I'd call it Meth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I'm sure the DARPA solution will be much more expensive.

  4. Keed Spills! by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh..I mean peed skills.

    1. Re:Keed Spills! by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Uh..I mean peed skills.

      That would be the idea, yes?

      Rummy's wet dream: fully armed and armored high school dropouts jacked up into an amphetamine-induced paranoid killing frenzy sweeping through Baghdad, Tehran, Paris.... Frightening, sort of like Oakland on Saturday night.

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  5. Kernel developers by shoppa · · Score: 3, Funny

    We need a DARPA-sponsored program to keep kernel developers active and efficient for 5 days without food. And without do_mremap bugs, too...

  6. Best quote by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Funny
    "The acute threat of lead poisoning keeps (soldiers) from wanting to eat."
    Really, I see some of this work as a boon for the weight-loss industry. A lot of the talk is about supression of hunger and changing how the cell use "fuel".
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  7. Millitary app? by Jedi1USA · · Score: 5, Funny

    "So Darpa, the U.S. military's far-out research arm, wants scientists to figure out if soldiers can operate at top levels -- without lunch breaks."

    Sounds like my job requirements.

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    1. Re:Millitary app? by Jedi1USA · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't say I complied.

      Besides, I don't spend all my time posting to Slashdot.....

      I am also working on my resume. :^)

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  8. What a Waste by 36526542DD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Science offers us so many incredible possibilities to explore, things that can greatly enhance our everyday lives, and yet our tax dollars go to things like this.

    I wish there were a militarily strategic reason to find a cure to cancer, stroke, or diabetes, because they'd all be cured by now just by the amount of money and focus thrown at them.

    I also wish there were a law in the U.S. that for every dollar spent on the military, a dollar had to be spent on education.

    1. Re:What a Waste by BurritoJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wish there were a law that I would recieve compensation for every dollar I paid into Social Security/Medicare/etc...

    2. Re:What a Waste by wan-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, waste perhaps, but perhaps not. With every research initiative, many spin-offs that are semi-related to the original work are created. Who knows what researchers may find as a result of trying to do this kind of research. Many of the great discoveries in science in the past have come from accidents or mistakes in the process of research. Or, sometimes, military research goes directly into the commercial market: GPS, nightvision, etc.

    3. Re:What a Waste by proj_2501 · · Score: 3, Informative

      How about you read what you just quoted?

      "By far, the greatest part of education revenues came from nonfederal sources (state, intermediate, and local governments), which together provided about $346 billion, or 92.7 percent of all revenues. The federal government contribution to education revenues made up the remaining $27 billion."

    4. Re:What a Waste by YanceyAI · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not that I'm condoning the military-industrial complex and high spending, but MANY unexpected scientic breakthroughs come from all sorts of research.

      It is possible that this research could lead to the development of a drug that controls diabetes and heart disease. Imagine if they found a substance that turned out to be a safe and effective weightloss drug--being overweight is the leading cause of numerous health issues. Americans are fat and it's costing us billions in health care, increased mortality, and lost productivity.

      Also, the DoD is currently funding a project at my university to help detect landmines in the soil to protect foot soldiers-- which ultimately will have a major impact on humanitarian work.

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    5. Re:What a Waste by maddboyy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While those numbers are true, I don't think they are a fair comparison. The school expenditure numbers referenced above also include the state and local spending for schools (where the majority of school funding comes from). Here is the relevant quote directly from your quoted source:

      "By far, the greatest part of education revenues came from nonfederal sources (state, intermediate, and local governments), which together provided about $346 billion, or 92.7 percent of all revenues."

      I think the original poster was wishing that the federal government would put as much emphasis on education (financially at least) as it does on the military. Whether more money would fix the educational system in America is open for debate of course.

    6. Re:What a Waste by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, dogmatic people hate that, and there are plenty of them among liberals, conservatives and any other political group.

    7. Re:What a Waste by Durendal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While the comparison is far from perfect, Who cares what route the money takes. U.S. Taxpayers pay the bill via Federal, State, or Local Taxes.

      According to the quoted source, U.S. tax payers pay roughly similar amounts to educate and to intimidate (killing, actual combat surely costs more).

    8. Re:What a Waste by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've got a safe and effective weight-loss drug; it's called adrenaline. You get it from getting off your lazy ass and exercising!

      What a concept.

      Americans are fat because they take in far too many calories that they never work off. Very little work done in this country involves manual labor, and yet we consume, as a nation, insane amounts of fast food, loaded with fat, salt, and high-glucose carbohydrates that never...get...used. We always drive places; walking, cycling, and running are 'recreational' activites, not methods of transport. Americans consume something like three times the average amounts of red meat as their European counterparts, and yet I don't see that many people around me who are in training for Olympic power-lifting.

      I mean, christ, I mention biking eight miles to the office and people marvel at how I can cover that kind of distance without a car, even though I know seventy-year old diabetics with bowel cancer who bike more than that on a daily basis.

      We don't need another drug or fad diet; we need to get people exercising. Something as stupid and simple as an hour's worth of walking on a daily basis would do more for the weight problems of this country than a whole oil-tanker loaded with Ephedra and Dr. Atkins books.

      Oh, yeah: Fsck Atkins. Sure, you lose weight -- but it's not a long-term sustainable plan for eating, and it's a diet high in fat and cholesterol. Hell, the only reason why it works at all is because it basically overloads your digestive system -- which is why most Atkins-diet people complain of low energy levels; the Atkins diet is completely incompatible with sustaining any sort of exercise regimen.

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    9. Re:What a Waste by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Informative

      You cut education spending that much, and there would be a huge outcry.

      In 1998, estimated education spending at ALL levels was about $618 billion dollars. That value has increased each year since.

      Defense spending is about $350 billion.

      Source:
      gov/us/fed/congress/record/2000/nov/03/2000CRE2079
      [Congressional Record: November 3, 2000 (Extensions)]
      [Page E2079]
      From the Congressional Record Online via GPO Access [wais.access.gpo.gov]
      [DOCID:cr03no00-23]

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    10. Re:What a Waste by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What? Federal tax dollars are somehow superior to state and local tax dollars? I didn't realize that my money that I paid to the feds was more important than the money I paid to my state.

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    11. Re:What a Waste by b-baggins · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why should the Feds put more emphasis on education than they do on Defense? Defense is a constitutionally mandated responsiblity of the feds. Education is not. My state can do just fine providing education, thank you, and my governor is a whole heck of a lot more accessible than some DOE bureaucrat.

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    12. Re:What a Waste by dubiousmike · · Score: 2, Funny

      you must keep trim from your elevated blood pressure levels.

      Your concern for the rest of us would likely be more effective if you didn't come off like lunatic...

    13. Re:What a Waste by Eccles · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I refer you to this article about the fine spending under the Department of Homeland Security. A few choice bits of its budget?

      " A new university-based homeland security research center program for Texas A&M, avoiding an open and competitive award process. This was pushed by Republican Whip, Tom DeLay, whose district includes Texas A&M.

      $2 million so the Smithsonian can start a 108,000-square-foot building in Maryland to house its collection of fish, frogs, bugs, birds and other animals preserved in alcohol-filled containers.

      $5 million to subsidize farmers' markets and roadside produce stands in 31 states.

      $2.5 million to map coral reefs in the waters around Hawaii."

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    14. Re:What a Waste by Eccles · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I mean, christ, I mention biking eight miles to the office and people marvel at how I can cover that kind of distance without a car

      I marvel that you can cover that kind of distance without getting hit by a car.

      Something as stupid and simple as an hour's worth of walking on a daily basis

      Spending 10% of my waking hours walking may be simple in concept, but it's a hell of a demand on my time.

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  9. Beta testers ready!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    LATEST NEWS: Dolph Lundgren and Van Damme have both said yes to become beta testers.

  10. MDA by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only if we can rename the Missile Defense Agency to Skynet.

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  11. Re:Bad news by AndroidonPPC · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's true, but then they are just depressed. I think DARPA is looking for enhanced aggressiveness along with this not-eating-for-five-days thing. Although, it would be funny to have a whole mess of depressed soldiers on the front line. "Soldier! I gave you an order!" "I know, just give me a second.. my girl left me, my dog died, and I'm going through some pretty hard times." at least they would all have bright country music careers upon coming home, instead of becoming derranged shell-shocked shells of people. -Andy in Chi

  12. LOL by bad+enema · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Offtopic like hell, but now I really want to play that game.

    "SCV good to go, Sir!"

  13. New fad diet? by bitbucket911 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any bets on how long before this becomes a competitor to Atkins and South Beach?

  14. Shishihakoudan. by numbski · · Score: 4, Funny

    This ain't Ryouga Hibiki we're talking about. They don't become massively powerful when they get depressed.

    Oi, I can't believe I'm talking about anime in a /. discussion of super-soldiers.

    I need to go get a life.

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  15. HEROIN by MancunianMaskMan · · Score: 5, Informative

    AFAIK the germans developed something like this in the last century, they called it the drug of heroes, or HEROIN. It didn't turn out to be awefully useful but still is a commercial success.

    1. Re:HEROIN by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, heroin kind of works. If you take enough of it, you can get shot without feeling it... though if you that much, you'll probably be to catatonic to fight. And also probably not a very good shot. Come to think of it, cocaine is probably a much better battle drug, as it decreases reaction time while increasing motor skills and sensory perception. Though, obviously, both have their downsides ;) Doesn't stop the Air Force from giving their pilots meth though.

    2. Re:HEROIN by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Informative

      Didn't the German Infantry have something they were taking so they could run along with the tanks and other vehicles during the Blitzkrieg?

    3. Re:HEROIN by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's called methamphetamine. The US Military was using stimulants for performance too, I believe it was specifically Benzedrine.

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    4. Re:HEROIN by glesga_kiss · · Score: 4, Informative
      Actually, you aren't too far from the truth. Amphetamines (speed) was used extensively in WW2 by both sides. Does almost everything this article is looking for; keeps you awake, surpresses appetite, gives you a boost. It's a part of standard rations, along with nicotine delivery systems (cigarettes).

      It's still in use today, many of the "blue on blue" incidents in the recent conquests were blamed on drugged-out aviators.

      Quote:

      In the LAST Gulf war more than half of all American pilots used amphetamines to keep them going on long missions. And they did the same in the latest war in Iraq. What's more, the US Air Force says the drug they use - Dexedrine - isn't harmful. They need it, they stay, to stay awake and alert.
    5. Re:HEROIN by cubic6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Care to back that up at all? I Googled around a bit, and could find very to back this up. "Heroin" doesn't mean "Drug of heroes" in any language. It's a trademark of Bayer, and is evidently the trade name for diacetylmorphine. It was manufactured in Germany around the turn of the century, but (rightfully) never for military uses. It was a cough remedy.

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    6. Re:HEROIN by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, it is a trademark of Bayer, but it comes from the German word "heroisch," and means "Heroic Treatment," or, more loosely translated, "Fanfuckingtastic drug." It was sold as a "safe" alternative, as were any number of dangerous substances, to morphine, which had relatively recently been found to be addictive. As such it was used for military purposes, but only in the "aftermath," as an anasthetic, and it was as an anasthetic that it could be used a cough rememdy by numbing the troat.

      Nor was heroin developed in Germany. It was discovered in England in 1874, at St. Mary's Hospital Medical College where they were seeking such an anasthetic.

      Parent poster wasn't completely smacked out. Batting .200 maybe.

      Other "traditional" drugs have certainly been used in wartime though to encourage heroism, particularly among "native" troops. In southeast Asia during the Vietnam war I have a report that Laotian paratroopers used to wear little carved Buddhas around their necks. Before every jump they would pop the Buddha into their mouth. Thought to be some sort of odd local religious custom, it turns out the Buddhas were carved out of opium.

      KFG

  16. we have the means gentlemen by roegerle · · Score: 4, Funny

    its called cocaine

    1. Re:we have the means gentlemen by carpe_noctem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, you're not far off from the truth. Among other things (namely DXM), Hitler's scientists developed powerful ampamines in an effort to keep soldiers up for weeks on end.

      Their efforts resulted in a drug which is being re-synthesized after nearly 30 years, called yaba. Yaba will easily keep you up for 2-3 days; stronger addicts may be able to keep going for the better part of a month. Did I mention that this stuff is several times more addictive than heroin?

      I'm not suggesting that this is what DARPA is working on, but I merely cite this as a historical example of the unintended consequences for this type of research.

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    2. Re:we have the means gentlemen by hsoom · · Score: 2, Informative
      This is modded as funny but it's not really a joke - it has been done before. As far back as 1599 it was noted that warrior tribes of the Magdalena Valley could fight for 3 days with no sleep or food after chewing coca leaves (the plant that cocaine is made from). In the early 1800's a British soldier who was fighting with the Peruvian army at the time was astonished by the amount of ground they could cover in a day while chewing coca. In 1883 a doctor named Theodore Aschenbrandt performed a group of experiments on his troops in the Bavarian army, giving them cocaine (superior to the coca leaf) and noting the results. In one case a troop collapsed from exhaustion during a march and Aschenbrandt gave him a spoon full of water with some cocaine. Within a few minutes the troop stood up and travelled several kilometres to the end of the march carrying a pack, all with a smile on his face.

      During world war one British, French, Australian and Canadian troops all used cocaine during (and not during) battle. Although it wasn't really sanctioned by the armies and they attempted to stamp it out, at least the British army did anyway, I'm not sure about the others.

      Although not cocaine, methamphetamine in the form of Pervitin was administered by Germany and its allies to their soldiers during world war two. Interestingly it's reported that Hitler was given methamphetamine by his personal physician in the mornings and then sedatives to counter the effects at night, resulting in a hard to wake Hitler in the morning. Apparently Germany's reponse on D-Day was delayed because Hitler couldn't be woken, I don't know how much truth there is in that story though.

      The US Air Force issues amphetamines to its pilots as what they call "go pills". To quote the article:
      As for the "go pills" -- the speed -- the Air Force says there's no reason for any change in policy, that they are essential for combat pilots now being sent to war over Afghanistan and Iraq. "These men are patriots, these men were sent to fight a war and they're put in a situation where it's either take these pills or you don't fly," Skobel said.
      So it would seem there is a use for these drugs after all, to create more efficient soldiers.
  17. Nutrient Cocktail? Absolut-ly by revery · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best part of the article for me was reading the following section: The agency has a couple of ideas on how this might be done: A cocktail of nutrients or so-called "nutraceuticals" could help build endurance, and then realizing that the ad to the right of the text was an ad for Absolut Vodka.

    I predict military enrollment numbers will soar.

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  18. beef jerky by stonebeat.org · · Score: 3, Funny

    is that considered food? if not, then i can survive without food for 5 day easily. :)

  19. no food by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Funny


    Um, experimental treatments to deny military personnel their basic needs would not be a good recruiting tool.

    Instead, they should spend their research money building these.

    THAT would make me want to join the army!

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    1. Re:no food by velo_mike · · Score: 4, Funny

      Instead, they should spend their research money building these.
      Except they would make you polish every bit of it to a shine and take it completly apart for servicing every 10 days. No thanks, btdt.

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  20. Scary idea by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read the jokes about Universal Soldier, super soldiers etc etc...but once we start down that path, how far are we from genetically engineered soldiers?

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    1. Re:Scary idea by deprecated · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're called the NFL.

  21. As Seen on TV by indros · · Score: 2, Funny

    New and Improved LAN Party nutrition supplement now allows you to not only skip time wasting sleep, but time-wasting eating as well!

  22. As an ex 11B by SLot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can say with authority that we were already asked to do things that were beyond normal human demands.

    And I wouldn't exactly call MRE's 'food' anyways, although some of them weren't bad as long as you had hot sauce. :)

    1. Re:As an ex 11B by SoTuA · · Score: 2, Funny
      MRE - Meal Ready to Eat. Three lies for the price of one!

      (lifted shamelessly from Tom Clancy's "Clear and Present Danger")

    2. Re:As an ex 11B by Larthallor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For those unaware, "11B" is the US Army's Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) code for an Infantry soldier, often affectionately referred to as a "grunt".

      They are also known, a bit less affectionately, to us ex-19-series (Armor) soldiers as "track grease". ;)

    3. Re:As an ex 11B by psychoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you think MRE's are bad, I had a worse experience. I was in the 101st Airborne in the first Gulf War. When we went into Iraq, there was a supply snafu with our A-rations and we ended up eating chicken cacciatore 3 meals a day for two weeks. Made me want to find a Bedouin and steal a goat.

  23. Well.. by hookedup · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Desert Combat had me not eating, or doing anything for that matter, for a couple days straight...

  24. Civilian benefits by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Putting aside any military/war/ethics concerns, there are several interesting civilian benefits that jump out from the article:

    * "But [burning fat] for extended periods can produce toxins and can dial down the amount of energy the brain receives. Darpa wants to see if there are ways to burn fats without the side effects."

    There's a mega-million-dollar industry in burning off fat, mostly by ingesting snake oil products. Obvious spinoffs here.

    * "Mitochondria supplies energy to the cells; the agency would like to see if the powerhouses could be temporarily increased."

    Again, weight loss... but beyond that, aren't there metabolism-related illnesses that this would help cure?

    * "Increased body heat can boost the production of certain proteins, and these can trigger apoptosis -- programmed cellular death. Darpa wants to find a way to control these proteins..."

    Programmed cellular death is the two-edged sword of middle and old age. If it doesn't happen at all, you can get cancer. But if it happens faster than cellular reproduction, you get aging. Any research into this topic will help on both counts.

    * "...anaerobic metabolism produces lactic acid -- which is why you feel your biceps burn after lifting dumbbells. Scientists wonder if production of the acid can be slowed or dissipated quicker."

    This sort of advance would be snapped up by athletes, but you can also imagine the benefits for others who exert themselves regularly -- from firefighters to construction workers. And exercise is another way to lose weight... though it's laziness, not muscle pain, that keeps *me* from working on my spare tire.

    * "And the agency is looking at nutraceuticals, natural products and traditional nutritional supplements to give the body what it requires when there's no food around."

    Well, that sounds like the meal-in-a-pill that's been bounced around for a hundred years, from the World's Fair to Willy Wonka. I hear they still have problems with the blueberry dessert.

    And speaking of dessert...

    * "...$900,000 grant to examine the effects of echinacea and other plants. He believes extracts from the herb can be added to rations -- and that should give soldiers an extra oomph."

    Be careful with those herbs... the military wants to eliminate the need for food, but some herbs are known to cause the opposite effect!

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  25. Grant takes Richmond with a Hoagie by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article: center has also funded research into transdermal patches that would deliver nutrients, just as nicotine patches give ex-smokers their fixes.

    Great, now our military goes to war with a sandwich strapped to their buttocks. Where is the dignity in that?

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  26. Bah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's obvious they don't want humans fighting their battles for them. Why don't we just assemble a massive robot army?

    These guys want to do anything they want without paying repercussions for their actions. Sorry, buds, the universe doesn't quite work that way (until we can figure out AI good enough for the jobs soldiers have to do, i.e. policework, peacemaking etc...) Very often these days, it's the airplanes with the bombs that are the ones who take out the major targets; troops are mainly just to control the ground.

    I think it's really sick and sadistic what the gov't is doing to our fighting men and women. They are HUMANS, not machines. Doing this kind of crap to them will royally screw up their everyday lives..

  27. Future lawsuit(s) waiting to happen? by PorscheDriver · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I forsee a situation whereby future soldiers are fubar-ed by all of these shenanigans, much like 'Gulf War Syndrome', and they are turned into drooling wrecks. Lawyers, start your engines now... And while I'm here, imagine a Beowulf clust...

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  28. Better way to spend a dollar by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 3, Funny

    They might first want to start an educational program to make certain that every soldier is familiar with Murphy's Laws of Combat.

  29. Re:Bad news by Winkhorst · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Germans pioneered in this research during World War II. They called it "benzedrine."

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  30. There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Teach them how to maintain peace, not war.

    Seriously, if the US had more civil protection training, Iraq would be a safer place.

    This isn't a rant against anyone in the US armed forces - they don't get to choose their training, and I'm certain no-one in the US forces would tell them their troops are so poorly trained in those areas.

    Spending billions on finding ways to stop soldiers pooing and getting hungry isn't going to stop people suicide-bombing checkpoints next month. Decent training for the job at hand will, however.

    You can't solve problems by throwing money at them.

    (ps. posting AC as you can never tell how USans react when discussing their armed forces - no offense)

    1. Re:There are more pressing needs first by DoubleD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, and I believe the US armed forces are doing far more training about dealing with civilians and peacekeeping roles than ever before. Recently I was watching a show on the Op(osing) Force simulations the US Army runs at Fort Bragg, California, they went so far as to hire civilain role players that would react to how the military was interacting with them with either help or terrorist attacks.

      Training can only help so much though, and even trained police have problems dealing with suicide attacks on checkpoints.

      But all of this is somewhat beside the topic. DARPA is an Advanced Research Projects Agency. Their job and charter is not the social interactions of our military but rather making sure that the US retains their technological edge by funding research in to technology that has the potential to revolutionize war. It is an exciting and scarey at the same time field. But it is not an either or proposition with reguards to training soldiers to be better peacekeepers. Even if the US military never uses performance enhancing drugs they would still want to know about them in order to deal with oppponents who would use them.

      " Teach them how to maintain peace, not war." and you have no need to maintain peace because you just *lost* the war. Instead:

      Teach them to win a war, and maintain the peace thereafter.

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      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep in order to gain what he cannot lose."
  31. How is this offtopic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How is that offtopic? This is what DARPA would love to do to our fighting men and women; essentially turn them into bits that can be manipulated the way the commanders wish, outside the limitations of humanity.

    Woe is ye who lose your humanity.

  32. Up and Down by erick99 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    When I was working on my Masters degree I was helping out at my mentor's lab at N.I.H. He was working on a pair of medications that would allow the armed forces to first have soldiers sleep deeply during long flights over seas to battle areas and then give them a second medication (close to an analog to cocaine actually) that would keep them fully battle ready and at their peak for 72 hours. It was quite an experience and I have no idea what came of it. When I left we were doing lethality studies with mice with both agents.

    Happy Trails!

    Erick

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  33. So much for *that* plan. by seanmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

    Near the bottom of the article:

    "In addition to the required original and 5 copies of the proposal, proposers are required to submit an electronic copy of the proposal on a ZIP disk."

    click click click damn

  34. Obvious non-military applications by Futaba-chan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    While this research is for the military for use on the front lines, there's some definite non-military value to this, if it's at all feasible. I do a lot of "ultralight" backpacking, in which one strives to keep the weight that one carries below ten kilograms -- less, if it can be managed. Even when carrying "dense" high-energy foods, meals for one day on the trail take 1 1/2-2 pounds, and on very long and arduous trips such as thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail, it becomes difficult or impossible to carry enough nutrition to replace what you're burning. Even if all that came out of this effort were higher-calorie rations for less weight, that would really help, assuming that the cost could be kept down enough.

    Even more importantly, this could be useful in disaster relief situations, especially where the transportation infrastructure is damaged or there's still a dangerous condition that limits the number or type of vehicles that can get in to the affected area. A helicopter or a HMMWV or an armored vehicle could be used to carry emergency supplies to the victims of a disaster, or to beseiged civilians in a war zone.

    1. Re:Obvious non-military applications by Futaba-chan · · Score: 3, Informative
      It's a personal goal, and 10 kg is just a handwaving upper limit, not some formally defined standard, and what drives the lower weight is that it's much more comfortable to carry, and not some externally-imposed regulation. 10 kg is my personal weight budget when loaded with a week's supplies in 3-season conditions; I achieve that target by carrying a frameless rucksack made of silicone-impregnated nylon (the GVP G5, which weighs 8 ounces), a one kilogram 32F / 0C down sleeping bag, a Hennessy Hammock in place of a tent, and so forth.

      You can -- and many have -- complete thru-hikes of long-distance hiking trails (AT, CDT, PCT) with ultralight gear, and in greater comfort than if you'd tried to lug traditional weight gear. The standard introduction to the concept is "Beyond Backpacking" by Ray Jardine, but there's a *ton* of information on the net about it. The "BackpackingLight" group on yahoogroups is a good source of information, or just Google for "ultralight backpacking."

    2. Re:Obvious non-military applications by John+Newman · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can't beat the laws of physics; I doubt they'll develop any digestable food more energy dense than a stick of butter.

      What they ARE looking for, though, are ways for the body to cope better with hunger. So you or the soldiers will still burn your own fat stores for sustenance, but without the usual negative side effects of that, like hunger and loss of higher brain functions. As long as you can beat the side effects, it doesn't matter too much if you burn more than you take in for a few days.

  35. Viagra for the whole body?? by DOCStoobie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, Viagra works for "my lil' general" pretty well, why not give the WHOLE body a shot of that shit.....

  36. Oh Great.... by Quixadhal · · Score: 4, Funny

    So now I have to compete with people who can play Diablo for 5 days without even taking a bathroom break????

  37. Based on my experience by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We should skip the chemical enhancments and actually train harder. I was in the Marine Corps for over 8 years and the average Marine is in better shape than the average solider/sailor/airman but there's the elite Force Recon/Recon Marines who are already light years better than your average Marine.
    How about thinning down the non-combat support types in the military and focusing on training the hell out of what we have left? Longer enlistments, better pay, and you're out if you don't meet physical training standards. Plus skip all of the extra duty billets that take away from your fighting ability/training like recruiting and drill instructor duty

    1. Re:Based on my experience by velo_mike · · Score: 2, Interesting
      How about thinning down the non-combat support types in the military

      I've always thought there should be no such thing as "rear-echelon" or "non-combat" troops- well, maybe chaplins. The idea of a front line pretty much ended on v.j. day; korea, vietnam, gulf I & II, somalia and all the others have been against scattered insurgents. I think the enlistment contract needs to be rewritten to say "YOU MAY BE SHOT AT! Accept this or leave quietly now" If nothing else, this should have been painfully obvious with what's-her-name from last year, you know, the chick who "joined for college money and ended up as "ms. world famous POW".

      and you're out if you don't meet physical training standards

      A couple years ago, the feel-good crowd at NPR was comparing OTH discharges for reservists - the Marine reserves as compared to the other N.G. and reserves. They were horrified that the marines would discharge a higher percentage "other than honorable" for things like fitness and attendance and wanted them to "be more like the others", I figure I was the only one listening who wanted the others to act more like the Marines.

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      At the bottom of the endless pile of paper work which characterizes all regulation lies a gun.
      Alan Greenspan

  38. Scientists At Play? by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that even if we did come up with some sort of solution, the range of possible sideffects would be endless.

    To quote the article, "What this seems to be asking for is fantastic in every sense of the word," said Marion Nestle, the former chair of NYU's department of nutrition, food studies and public health in an e-mail message. "Calories are calories, laws of thermodynamics still operate, and humans are still human.

    Simply put, they are trying to push the body beyond its natural limitations for days on end. Even from an evolutionary point of view (the God factor thus put aside), these biochemical processes have evolved over millions of years to their current state. Now, its true that evolution is a mindless force and that we cannot argue that its end products are most efficient - but we should take into consideration why the efficiency of these processes is as it is.

    "Mitochondria supplies energy to the cells; the agency would like to see if the powerhouses could be temporarily increased."

    Again, the mitochondrion is a very sophisticated structure. I think it likely that even if we were to "overclock" the mitochondria, eventually the practice would catch up to us in a horrible way. The human body is programmed to run at a very narrow functional range. Taking it out of that range and pushing it beyond its extreme limitations is reckless considering how little knowledge we have about it.

    The main problem I see are future side effects. Military scientists aren't of the patient breed - they aren't going to wait 15 or 20 years to see the effects of their little "stimpacks." Once they have what they want (with reasonable success rate) they aren't interested in any further research in the area. Only through civilian research can we safely approach such an issue - and the product has no civilian application.

    I just don't think this is worth the risks.

  39. Need for fatter soldiers? by G4from128k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although DARPA might rejigger people's appetites and metabolism to avoid the need for food, they can't avoid the the physical constraints of conservation of energy. Even if a soldier is just waiting in a fox hole, they need 2000 calories per day of energy. If the fighting is intense (the time when no eating is possible) then they might need more tha 5000 calories per day of energy.

    This means a soldiers needs between 10,000 and 25,000 of energy reserves for a 5-day stint. This means that these soldiers wil need 3 to 7 pounds of excess body fat (more if the soldiers is expected to last several rounds of 5-day food deprivation). Without excess body fat, the body will start mateabolizing muscle tissue and that won't be very good for military readiness.

    Maybe all those overweight American kids might make good soldiers after all.

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    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
    1. Re:Need for fatter soldiers? by tburkhol · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This means that these soldiers wil need 3 to 7 pounds of excess body fat (more if the soldiers is expected to last several rounds of 5-day food deprivation).

      "Normal" people have fat stores of ~11-15% body weight, in excess of the 3% (male) or 15% (female) essential body fat. For your basic 70kg marine, that means about 20 pounds of fat just waiting to be called up.

  40. Re:Lead poisoning? by Jaysyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Acute lead poisioning = Getting shot.

    Jaysyn

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    There is a war going on for your mind.
  41. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by Skater · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait, the US brought two wars to Germany?

    Wow. I guess you can blame anything on the US if you try hard enough...

    --RJ

  42. It's really a matter of mercy.... by MooseByte · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Having lived on MREs (v1.0) in the past while serving, I can see where this is actually a matter of enhancing troop welfare. :-)

    (I hear the v2.0 MREs are actually pretty good though.)

  43. Not Really by TheEternalVortex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your clever use of selective quotes masks the fact that the education total is for _every single state_! Also you are quoting figures for different years... While in 2003 the government spent $404 billion on 'national defense', it spent almost five times less--$82 billion--on education.

  44. Plants hold the key by genetic_freak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The only way I could even see this being possible is if we stole a little enginuity from plants. Humans are not able to turn fat directly into the sugar they need to survive (the reason why you can't just starve yourself thin), but plants can.

    If someone collect a reasonable set of genes necessary to impliment this metabolic short cut, and then devise a method to insert these genes into the genome (probably of the mitochondria). then we could have soldiers who would rarely have to eat. You would just charge the grunts up with tons of pizza, donuts, and crisco before sending them out to battle. They may be a little fat and out of shape when the step on the battle field, but as they fight they will burn it all off by starving themselves.

    I see this project as only taking about 50 years, maybe 100 if things don't go too smoothly.

    A slightly more realistic goal may be to have soldiers wear beltpacks filled with a glucose solution and a needle inserted into a convenient vein. probably wouldn't last 5 days, and you'd have to worry about infection and carrying all the liquid weight, but it might be worth it to have an unholy army that could march relentlessly for days on end and then fight without tiring for extended periods of time once the got there.

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    Rice University Department of Biochemistry and Cell Biology- "Engineering the freaks of tomorrow"
  45. Imperial stormtroopers... by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, we understand. G.I. Joes are a dispensable material. There is no need to feed them up when they may die. It's a plain waste of food.

    Also, it reminds me of medieval common practice to pay only living soldiers after the battle.

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    There you are, staring at me again.
  46. Friendly fire in Afghanistan by addie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sure a number of you will remember the friendly fire incident in Afghanistan about two years ago. An American pilot dropped a bomb on a live-fire Canadian training exercise. I'm not going to say anything about whether he should've been charged, but the fact is he and his co-pilot were on some kind of uppers. Apparently this is relatively common in the Air Force to keep pilots awake during long night missions. Whether this was a factor in the mistake, I don't know.

    But it certainly raises questions. Soliders may be able to go 5 days without food and still operate, but there will always be side effects, subtle or obvious, to messing with human biology. I would NOT trust someone to drive a tank, or man a patriot missle battery, who hadn't eaten, and that applies even more if he's been on drugs for that purpose!

    Keep it simple. Spend money on peace-keeper training and foreign-aid, not super-soldiers. As always, just because we can, doesn't mean we should.

  47. And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Rascasse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Apparently the American pilot was on some sort of amphetamine when he bombed Canadian soldiers participating in training exercises in Afghanistan. He ended up killing 4 of them. But he could have sworn they were shooting at him, despite the fact he was told there would be Canadian soldiers in the area doing training exercises. Makes me think about how many friendly-fire or civilian-casualty incidents are caused by soldiers that have been forced to take these drugs.

    1. Re:And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Informative
      I knew 3 of those Candian soldiers. They were good men.

      They were the first Canadian soldiers to die in combat since Korea, and it had to be through friendly fire. Makes me wonder if hopping soldiers up on these things won't increase the likelyhood of more friendly fire incidents. I guess we'll find out when the U.S. pilot goes on trial for this next month.

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      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    2. Re:And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 3, Interesting
      he had a valid target and recived permission to fire.

      Quite the opposite. He was told to hold fire, and that permission to fire was denied. He was ordered to leave the area. He refused and dropped his load anyway.

      That's why he's facing charges of disobeying a direct order, as well as manslaughter. All you gotta do is research something before trying to bait me.

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      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
  48. You laugh but the scary thing is... by whittrash · · Score: 4, Informative

    The scary thing is that this is absolutely true. Here is a the DARPA goal summary.

    New Science for National Security: Defense Sciences Office Overview

    Page 6 -
    Brain Machine Interfaces - Beyond acting on thoughts to having thoughts act.
    Enhanced Human Performance - Beyond frailties of life to super physiological performance.


    Go zerg

  49. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by Skater · · Score: 2, Informative

    I knew what wars he was talking about...

    But to blame the US for them? Give me a break. Those wars STARTED in Europe. The British claim that we showed up late and took credit - now the original poster is insinuating that we started them. The US just can't do anything to please Europe, can it?

    --RJ

  50. Defense Tech has more... by noahmax · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's lots more on "Foodless Fighters" at Defense Tech.

  51. Not too amaizing by ahoehn · · Score: 4, Informative

    While I'm against fundamentally altering the human biological structure to create some sort of super soldier, it's not that difficult to go without food for a few days. While I've never fasted for longer than three consecutive days, there's plenty of people who do.

    Do any of you remember spirulina? In I think the mid 80s it was marketed as a food replacement, said to contain all the nutrients the body needed to survive in just a few tablets a day. I only heard about from the ultralight backpacking perspective, but for a while there were some backpackers who would go out into the woods for a week at a time with nothing more to eat than about eight spirulina pills per day. They claimed to have all sorts of energy on these expidition. This worked well untill the same backpackers just tried going out and fasting during their backpacking trips, and what do you know, they reported again having all sorts of energy.

    The moral is that humans are capable of functioning at fairly normal levels for a few days without food already.

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  52. Not many by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    those drugs are only authorized in specific circumstances, and only to particular individuals.

    For instance, pilots are authorized to take amphetamines for going "across the pond" (transatlantic flights), or for very long missions... they're not given routinely to anyone/everyone.

    The worst of the negative effects that have been attributed to amphetamines are often dose and duration dependent. Paranoia, hallucinations, tremors, emotional instability... most of those come in people who have been using large doses, or for long periods of time. You can see these effects much earlier in someone with underlying mental illness (you wouldn't want to give these drugs to a bipolar or schizophrenic individual), but those people don't fly fighters.

    I don't know what the final story will be on the pilots who bombed those canadian soldiers... but unless the pilot was an undiagnosed schizophrenic, I'd tend to doubt it was a drug-induced hallucination.

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    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
  53. Burnout by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Informative

    happens pretty quickly after a couple of days... the human body absolutely needs sleep.

    The human body really requires sleep to function adequately, and you can only accumulate a sleep deficit for a relatively short period of time before serious performace degredation occurs... The military has found that you can operate on 3-4 hours of sleep in a 24 hour period... but only for a few days in a row (4-5 max), and no amount of training will cancel out the performance deficit that results. Believe me... the military has tried all kinds of things to get around this.

    When you are running a serious sleep deficit, you get slow, stupid, confused easily, you can't remember things, you suck at complex tasks... some people even hallucinate.

    If you want a good example, you should check out somebody who's crashing after being on a methamphetamine run for a couple of days... part of it is simple physical exhaustion and neurotransmitter depletion from the drug... but a big part of it is simple sleep deprivation; they take days to recover.

    The same thing happens to troops in the field, or troops in training (ask anyone who's ever been through Ranger camp how much sleep they got, and how numbed and stupid your mind gets after a couple of days).

    Most modern special operators are pretty bright folks, who's jobs require a working brain... just being tough isn't enough. They need multitasking ability, and that's one of the first things you lose when you're really tired.

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    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
  54. Bah.... by Diclophis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like all technological advances in history, it will first be used to kill people, then used in the porno industry... 5 day long gang bangs... go USA!

  55. Re:Lead poisoning? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Foo: Am I missing something? I read the whole article and the part about lead poisoning made no sense.
    Bar: Acute lead poisioning = Getting shot.

    Moderation: +4
    50% Funny
    50% Informative

    This is definitely an argument for another new moderation option: +1, Explaining the Joke. Although you could make an argument for -1, It's Not Funny Anymore If You Have To Explain It.

    Myself, I'm still trying to figure out why I now get M2 twice a day, but haven't had M1 in months...

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    Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
  56. Re:Bad news by diablobynight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And us soldiers wouldn't have it any other way. Rattling sabers is how this country was built, and how we keep it free. Throw away the millitary, stop showing millitary power and watch just how long it takes before your suddenly under a different power. A life lost in a war is not a waste. At least they died fighting for their country no matter where they are fighting or who they are fighting, they are fighting for their country.

    and if your a soldier, not willing to die for your country, your not a very good soldier.

    Also, I siad 8000 lives, because it was 2000 dead and 6000 injured, that amounts up to 8000 lives ruined or screwed up by a weak act performed by weak people. Soldiers fighting soldiers is one thing, a few people attacking civilians is another, especially when war had not been declared.

    Also in the Marines we understand were paid to be soldiers and shouldn't bitch when were sent off to do our jobs and our families, must understand that as well, we didn't recieve all this training just so we can sit around and not fight.

    If you believe in total pacifism, I believe France has open doors for your kind.But if you believe in the honor of battle, the strength of will, and can understand that their are times to fight. We have open arms for you.

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  57. Making Soldiers go 5 days w/o food by monopole · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought that MREs were meant to promote that

  58. They already give them amphetamines by geoswan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I had read Science Fiction novels where soldiers would be doped up, on purpose, prior to battle. I didn't know it was already SOP.

    It came out during the investigation into why the USAF bombed a body of Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan. It turned out that one of the reasons the USAF's pilots disobeyed orders was that their judgement was impaired because they were high on "speed". These amphetamines were issued to enhance the pilots alertness on long missions.

    The trouble was they were so alert they were trigger-happy.

  59. Drugs, Raving Lunatics & Fighting by chadjg · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm not sure the military would be greatly interested in the drugs mentioned in the above linked article. Killing on a large scale is a bit different now than in Shaka's day.

    Up until a few hundred years ago, war was mostly large groups of men pushing, shoving, chopping and trying to shish-kebab eachother. if you were rich you could also run their arses over with your horse. There are two major groups of reasons why these drugs could be seriously helpful.

    Killing someone with hand tools has got to be a lot of hard work. An armored knight of any era was an awesome thing, yet he still had to kill one at a time, maybe two or three at time with luck. A modern tanker could reasonably expect to off four or five people at a time, more depending on a target, with no more effort than shooting one person. An archer is pretty much the same. One arrow might equal one dead person if they are up close and about ready to kill you. Otherwise it is just getting lucky (or unlucky if you get shot). A modern artillery guy has to be working pretty hard to hump all those shells around, I don't think it is the same thing. My point is that a drug that could give short bursts of strength would be good for an old school warrior, and not as good and maybe not worth the downside to a modern guy.

    In war done by hand, might made right. In single combat or when things have opened up, and most other things being equal, the most vicious, fearless guy is gonna win. Look at the beserkers. Getting nekked and charging a bunch of guys with sharp sticks isn't my idea of a good time! Yet those guys were a threat. I think that they may have been liquored & drugged up, and that the nudity may have had some religious signifigance. Just the way we use the word "beserk" today is a testament to what one guy that is amped up and thinks he is invincible can do. I'm mostly guessing here, but a tanker or an machine gunner that strips and thinks he is gonna kill them all is just going to die faster. I'm not a vet, and history is kinda thin here, so help me out!

    Basically, in old school war, getting hopped up and thinking your are invincible matter, modern war, maybe not so much.

    In anybody's book, having the guy next to you puss out and run is bad, right? It opens up a hole that the enemy can go thru and then tear stuff up. That has not changed. The difference is in the old way the guy next to you was right next to you. In some cases you would have been touching and maybe your shield was covering the right half of his body. The effectiveness of your unit largely depended on how tight were and how much they moved as one body.

    Look at King Leonidas & Friends vs. The Persians at Thermopylae, for an example. Three hundred were able to hold up tens of thousands because they got in a tight line and didn't puss out.

    Ok, so the Spartans were barely literate killers that had done nothing but train for war and had to steal to get their food as kids. It's also important to notice how they were equipped.

    A hoplite typically had shin guards, a big round shield & a helmet, sometimes some smaller pieces of armor here and there. The main weapons were a spear and a short sword.

    Notice how all the armor is up front? To get an easy kill one one of these guys you are gonna have to stick him in they eye holes of his helmet, knock him over and then stab him, or sneak under a bunch of spears and start hacking away. Doing these things to a supurb athlete that doesn't want you to isn't going to be easy.

    In contrast, a hoplite was almost completely bare in the back. Even a group of witless peasants could win if a group of hoplites turned or if they were flanked. When fighting as a group, facing forward and not stepping out of line were maybe the most important things. Almost any drug that gave a person the nerve to do this would be worth giving up a little dexterity & judgement.

    I haven't heard a lot of evidence to indicate that the Greeks were big on hallucinogens and pain killers while i

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    Why do I have this? I don't smoke.
    1. Re:Drugs, Raving Lunatics & Fighting by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In short, raving lunatic with a sword=useful. Raving lunatic with a MLRS !=useful. Any vets care to comment on my thinking?

      Indeed correct. A certain amount of...errr..enthusiasm is encouraged in the military, but outright teeth-gnashing fury is frowned upon everywhere except maybe the infantry. Even then, only when appropriate and control is emphasized.

      There's a good reason that MREs come with Tobasco sauce

      I thought it was because the crap they had in MREs tasted bland as all hell so as not to offend officers delicate palates. Could be multiple motives though... :)

      I'd like to have somebody post as AC that has been in a tank for 4 days and taken these drugs. What does meth do for and to you? Exactly?

      Never spent four days in a tank but I did spend most of a five-day field exercise in either an EFV or the back of a Hummer while tweaked out on meth. It makes the tedious, repetetive parts (guard duty, radio monitoring, or anything electronic warfare related*) much easier, but it starts to cause problems after a couple days of not drinking enough water or sleeping. The problem is that when you're given time to rest, you can't because you're still wired. The only choice is to not take any speed several hours before a rest break, but then you're tired for those several hours. It's really not a good solution for extended combat. I only did it the once, and swore I never would again. By day 5 I thought I was going to die. I was totally exhausted for three days after. While everyone else was enjoying the time off they gave us afterward, I was sleeping in the barracks. Not very efficient use of chemicals, if you ask me.

      * EW is very boring. You have one guy (98J?)trying not to fall asleep while waiting for his radar detector to go bleep. Two or three guys (98G and 05H) listening to static on radios waiting to hear someone say something or use a morse key. Then you have one or two analysts (98C) filling out contact reports and waiting for the Golfs or DitDahs to come to life and start typing so you have something to analyze. I had picked 98C SigInt Analyst because I thought military intelligence would be interesting. Doh.

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  60. Ask the Elves by goodrob · · Score: 2



    What they need is some lembas.

  61. Re:Bad news by Mr.+Mikey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Oh, was I unclear? My bad... I'll rephrase:


    I am mocking you, diablobynight. Hope that helps.


    A dangerous habit to have? What are you going to do, have a hissy fit at me? Did I compain about my country? No, I pointed out the false dichotomies and simplistic nature of your world view. If you wish to damn me, then damn me for something I actually said.


    "The point is, unit, corps, country, then yourself, that's how your importance levels should go."

    Say what? That sounds like the order I'd expect from someone in the South American military of decades back. No, Sir, your unit and the Corps do most certainly not come ahead of your country... that way lies treason and military juntas.
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  62. to elaborate by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They used Amphetamine (commonly referred to as Benzedrine or "bennies") and also Methamphetamine.

    Their Methamphetamine prodution method lives on to this very day, in illicit clandestine drug labs... so-called "Nazi Dope" labs... named after the production method the Germans used for meth manufacture.

    Most of the labs that law enforcement agencies clean up, particularly in the midwest, are Nazi Dope labs, primarily due to the easy availability of one of that production method's reagents (anhydrous ammonia).

    Just FYI.

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    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
  63. Can't say I'm surprised by vandan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Clearly US economic interests can't be asserted to satisfaction with their current army and Weapons Of Mass Destruction.

    But it's easy to see why some people could find this a little disturbing, or even hypocritical. You see, from my point of view, I understand that Australia's drug prohibition laws are a direct result of pressure from the US government. When I go out to a rave to have a good night ( or 2 ), and take a very soft drug that gives me a little energy ( and God forbid, makes me happy ) my government reserves the right to arrest and gaol me for 'breaking the law'. But when the US military use drugs regularly to increase their 'effectiveness as killing machines', that's the best thing since sliced bread.

    Of course creating drug-fucked killing machines that go on the rampage for 5 days straight has no affect on the families of said soldiers when they return home from the killing fields. In fact they promptly return to what is wildly recognised as normal behaviour for US citizens, and everyone lives happily ever after ... apart from me, because I'm locked up for 10 years for taking some Ecstacy and proclaiming my love for life.

    Fuck the US.

  64. Drugs and U.S. bombing of allies in Afghanistan ? by dankelley · · Score: 2, Informative
    The use of amphetamines by U.S. aviators has been proposed as an explanation for the accidental bombing of Canadian troops on the ground in Afghanistan. The aviators mistook the Canadian ground-to-ground practice rounds as a ground-to-air attack on the planes, and they bombed before they got permission to do so. I've heard the pilot-controller audio tapes, and they are heart-breaking. A moment's more waiting for confirmation, and lives would have been saved.

    In the early days after the accident, it was suspected that the cause of the pilot error was the use of "go pills", i.e. amphetamines, which are apparently are in common (and approved) use by pilots.

    I have no idea whether the pilots were actually on such pills; the news started getting vague as courts martial started. I also have no comment on whether go pills might lead to greater safety (than if pilots were sleepy). My point in posting here is not to forward any theories, or to darken any reputations, or to disrespect anyone involved. My purpose is just to point out the incident, and the discussion of a connection to drugs, in case readers of /. haven't heard about this incident.

  65. The U.S. Navy Experience by d_j_p_3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    As anyone who has been in the U.S. Navy can attest to, practically speaking, sailors are already using anything they can get away with to maintain alertness. For some reason the Navy way is to have lots and lots of redundancy to account for fatigue induced errors, rather than reducing fatigue. As a result sailors can be required to stand 8 hours of watch, in which their job is completely redundant, on top of a 10 hour physically exhausting work day, every day for months on end. I personally found myself hallucinating that I was eating a hamburger in a crowd while standing watch one particular night. As a result most sailors drink coffee non-stop, have a stash of No-Doze packed away somewhere, are chain smokers, or use smokeless tobacco in order to stay awake. If there weren't nearly constant drug tests, I'm sure they'd use harder stuff.

    Curiously the one exception to this seems to be pilots, who are required to get 8 hours of sleep in the 24-hours before they fly. I guess in the situation were redundancy isn't really possible, the Navy will concede that humans do need to sleep occasionally.

    If it weren't for the fact that whatever DARPA comes up with never get away with being used unless it's wartime, I'd have more of a problem with it.