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  1. Re:Playboy isn't Porn on The iPad Will Get Playboy In March · · Score: 1

    Even worse:

    http://books.google.com/books?id=rAAAAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA99&pg=PA169#v=onepage&q&f=false

    We used to be able to buy electronic-testicle-zappers... oh how the future has failed us.

  2. My Google Maps API Hack on Google Releases API for Google Maps · · Score: 1

    http://sig.sourceforge.net/google/

    Usings AJAX and PHP to get the points into the map.

  3. I would move in a heartbeat on Westerners Migrating to India for Jobs · · Score: 1

    Seriously... here is my resume

  4. My mandelbrot code on Interview With Math Legend Benoit Mandelbrot · · Score: 1

    Source Output It is an imagemap, so you can click anywhere to zoom in.

  5. pedestrian recognition systems on Vehicles of Tomorrow? · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is for targeting...right?

  6. I have a U50 on Sony U-70 Micro PC Reviewed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It fucking rocks. The footprint of the device + cradle + unfolded keyboard is still smaller than a laptop. It also serves as a nice light VNC frontend to my HTPC (built in wireless internet). I even made a movie on it with a shitty 50 dollar USB webcam, with the included microsoft movie maker software (a little tricky since I dont read japanese... I am trying to find a spot to put this... I could probably upload a torrent somewhere since I am running bt on the device). I could write all day about the variuos things to do all this... case in point, get your own when they are affordable enough for you.

  7. Not just pringles cans on FCC Allows Mix-and-Match Wi-Fi Antennas · · Score: 1
  8. the 5th pocket on iPod: Your Portable Corporate Hellraiser · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is really there for you to stash your usb memory device.

  9. The reason on On PHP and Scaling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    HTTP URL Wrappers and file_get_contents and serialize, unserialize. With these functions alone you can recreate any CORBA SOAP XML-RPC type remoting. And remoting is good for for scalability because it lets you 'outsource' the workload to another machine. Truly N-Tier design (N>3).

  10. Re:Ewww! on Advanced PHP Programming · · Score: 1

    DOCS documentation is 'outside' of code. I feel you should be able to read the code and know whats going on (within the confines of a 'API')

  11. PHP5 is uneeded on Advanced PHP Programming · · Score: 1

    Here is what is PHP4's OO model is capable of:

    SiG

  12. Good on Heat Insulators for Laptops · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So instead of heating up your leg, it will just heat up the inside of the machine.

  13. Too Late on Can Star Wars Episode III Be Saved? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the release date is 1 year from now, the movie is already 3/4s done, all that remains is market testing and franchising. Maybe the community needs to make a entire new movie. Open Film (like open source). We can get together on a script, and with enough people the financing shouldnt be too hard. Why let 'hollywood' have all the fun making the movies.

  14. google is trying to make a point on Gmail Users Get A Storage Boost [updated] · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If a free service provides you with more storage space than your physical computer, your incentive to buy a large hard-drive will diminish (for a typical (non-porn hording) user). Maybe we will notice a drop in price/gb because of this?

  15. Easy solution on WiFi Signals In Between Television Frequencies · · Score: 0

    If you don't want interference get a bigger antenae (and or turn up the juice). FCC and 'regulatory commisions' who the fuck cares. Its our electromagnetic spectrum as much as it theirs. Is there be a technically (rather than pollitical) solution to the frequency sharing problem? What if everyone had their own frequency segment...

  16. inverse on Cell Phone Jammers: Coming To An Event Near You? · · Score: 1

    What about a bomb that goes off if it DOESN'T get a call from its owner. I think they are called 'dead man' switches. This thing might have some use in a theatre though.

  17. Wrong direction for p2p on New Wave Of File-Sharing Embraces Secrecy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Instead of trying to go farther 'underground' why not add facilities to p2p networks for content verification and authenticity.

    By this I mean, if your looking for a old Micky Mouse (copyright symbol) cartoon, you go into the Disney (copyright symbol) 'channel', search through their offereings and download what you want... except since you are 100% positive what your downloading is what it says it is... you are willing to pay a small fee (how about $1 dollar a download, size independent... or some sort of subscription service... I pay Disney Inc. directly to be able to download their verified and authenticated content).

    This would elminate 'piracy' on the 'overground' network because why would you need to go 'underground' if you allready have access to all the content you wanted through a minimal monthly (or per download) basis (instead of cable telvision... we pay the content creators directly for their shows). This will greatly help artists... because they will be able to market and sell directly to the 'listener' (or viewer)... and bypass the recording industries web of middlemen.

    Now ofcourse the underground will still exists, but there will be no point going there... unless your looking for illegal (not pirated) content like child porn (and other nasty stuff). The bandwith costs of being a content producer are augmented through some sort of bittorrent like swarm download... where you are downloading parts of your content from other people who have also downloaded it. This will open up a whole new way to access media, eg. what if instead of going to the shitty theater (and paying a shitty price for shitty sugar water and burnt corn) you can wait until the release day... download a HD stream of that movie directly to your home theater. And since you have 24/7 access to all the content you want (and the downloads are fast because everyone has broadband or better (idlealy fiber)) there is no point of 'hordeing' all the content on your 400gig drive.

    Computers slim back down in terms of hardware, and start to act more like what they should act like (for a typical consumer) vcrs. You turn on your fluxbox (I would like to call the system the 'flux') and on your screen is a list of stuff to watch, read, or listen to... and all you pay is a minimal monthly fee... (less than $50, and or pay per download)

  18. Virtual Tea Party on Illinois Considers Taxing Custom Software · · Score: 1

    I herby declare we throw all of our software into /dev/null ... lets see them tax that.

  19. Good TV on Comcast Fires TechTV Staff · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should start our own media delivery system. Using their expertise (and experience), we develop some for of newer protocol for 'television'. Why let comcast ruin something that could be great (I know whenever I had access to cable television I only watched tech tv (and I know my friend watches at least 1 of their gaming shows)). What if using current tech merged together would allow for a greater user experience. What if all they had to do was boot their computer off of a CDROM and it would allow them to have access to all the content of the new 'TechTV'...

  20. Re:Janitors are programmers too! on BASIC Computer Language Turns 40 · · Score: 1

    To the story poster... just because someone is a janitor does not make them an idiot (techwise or elsewise)

  21. Re:Qt is almost a like a language on A Taste of Qt 4 · · Score: 1

    Except Qt's documents look like this:

    http://doc.trolltech.com/3.3/index.html

    a little more inviting that glibs site... just the presence of words like GPtrArray,GByteArray is going scare away any n00bs, where QT is warm and fuzzy.

  22. easier way on Money That Grows On Trees · · Score: 1

    1 Ton of dope sells for 13,607,760 USD

    Thats 225 grams / meter squared

    or 25 grams / plant (less than average)

    Money doesnt grow on trees, it grows on weeds

  23. Re:Which library? on Free Software at the Local Library? · · Score: 1

    Satellite Beach Library was my old pimping grounds. Nothing like surfin the net on amber vt100 terminals... funny story anyone who had a library card was able to send 'electronic mail' to another person with card (i think the system running the text terminals also ran the card id system hence anyone with a card was a 'user' on the system and thus open to having 'email'). Put your tinfoil at on for what happens next... i zap an email to my buddy (jokingly of course) that i had planted a bomb under the principals desk at school... somehow the sysops read this and informed the police (who were not amused). There was also a librarian who worked there that strikingly resembled princess Leia

  24. Stupid laws on Why We Need a Second Moore's Law · · Score: 1

    Don't forget about all the energy needed to make the food to feed the people on the bikes...

  25. And when it comes out on Microsoft Preps 'Janus' Music Copy-Prevention Scheme · · Score: 1

    I will look forward to downloading the hack to let me copy the music... or just plug the headphone jack into the mic in, and use sndrec32.exe to make a nice .wav of it.