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US Army Scraps Comanche Helicopter

swordboy writes "The US Army just scrapped the Comanche helicopter program - a joint venture with Boeing and United Technologies. After 20 years and billions of taxpayer dollars, it never produced an operational helicopter. Open-source helicopter, anyone?" The article notes: "The Comanche is designed to receive and process intelligence from drones and surveillance aircraft and pass it to ground units. The Army was directed in 2002 to focus its research on producing a reconnaissance helicopter rather than one that can attack as well as scout. The helicopter was intended to counter Soviet weapons."

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  1. NOOOOO!!! by narftrek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh DEAR GOD NO! Does this mean I have to scrap playing Comanche 4?? I just got into the last Mission set. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

    1. Re:NOOOOO!!! by DaHat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget C&C Generals! My god! The Allied Choppers in there were my right hand which has not been cut off from me!

    2. Re:NOOOOO!!! by grolschie · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hate to break it to you, but 'Comanche 4' will no longer be realistic anymore.

    3. Re:NOOOOO!!! by lexbaby · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you mean? Comanche 4 is now the most "real" Comanche in existance!

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    4. Re:NOOOOO!!! by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

      " I hate to break it to you, but 'Comanche 4' will no longer be realistic anymore."

      A single helicopter taking out hundreds of armed military personnel, dozens of tanks, handfulls of other helicopters, jets, submarines, battleships, chemical weapons plants, anti-aircraft vehicles and artillery, missile launchers, and terrorists on snowmobiles on a single tank of gas isn't realistic because some vaporware military project got scrapped? I've only got one thing to say to you...

      pass THAT shit...

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    5. Re:NOOOOO!!! by mgs1000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tha can't have cancelled the Comanche, what are the supposed to use to fight the Hulk?!?!?!

    6. Re:NOOOOO!!! by H1r0Pr0tag0n1st · · Score: 3, Funny

      So what are the Teutuls going to do with that bike now?
      For those with no idea of what I'm talking about see here and scroll about halfway down the page for one of the sweetest theme based motorcycles ever.

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    7. Re:NOOOOO!!! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yep, put it in the discarded video games box with all the Avrocar based games, Spruce Goose 2.0 and several dozen others based on boondoggles.

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    8. Re:NOOOOO!!! by Vess+V. · · Score: 3, Funny

      Joke's on you.

  2. The Pentagon probably by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Pentagon probably determined a catastrophic weather change and these wouldn't work under the new climate...

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  3. Bummer.... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... I was kinda partial to it, ever since LHX came out for MSDOS back in like 1990 or so..

    http://store6.yimg.com/I/hobby-warehouse_1772_82 27 55

  4. ok.... by Digitus1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who is going to break the news to Novalogic?

  5. If it was open source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it was open source the Russians would have just looked at the code and found out how to counter it. Doesn't sound like a very good military plan to me.

    1. Re:If it was open source by Unnngh! · · Score: 5, Funny
      You clearly don't understand how open source works. The russians would have exploited the code, the chinese would have patched it, and Microsoft would have issued a press release stating that their comanche code was more secure, based on an independent study.

      Sheesh!

    2. Re:If it was open source by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

      And SCO would be selling "licenses".

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    3. Re:If it was open source by AlXtreme · · Score: 4, Funny

      and RMS would be running around stating that the helicopter should be called GNU/Comanche instead.

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    4. Re:If it was open source by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

      And ESR would own the one with the most guns!

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  6. agree by ssbljk · · Score: 1, Funny

    yeah, it was stupid piece of flying metal. I kept on crashing and crashing and crashing... in that game.

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  7. So out of date! by HappyCitizen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't believe your still running Commanche! I'm running Apache! seriously, 20 years and billions of dollars without a working product. Its tough stuff, but with that type of input and no working output, all I can say is ouch and scrap it.

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  8. I Know Why They Cancelled It! by Snagle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Haliburton must have offered to do it for twice the price.

  9. Moderators beware of Karma whore. by fishybell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bloomberg isn't going to crumble under the slashdot load. Stop Karma whoring before I beat you back into place.

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  10. The Teutels by Wedge1212 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet ol Paul and Paul Sr. are gonna be pissed....look for a fight in a episode next seasn

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  11. Re:yet again by ignipotentis · · Score: 4, Funny
    Are they THAT dumb?

    Your new to american politics, aren't you?

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  12. Re:Stupid pentagon procurement process... by Snagle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you kidding me!? With the combined power of the Comanche and the Missile Defense System we would be invincible!

  13. Re:Drones made it obselete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...quicker, faster,...
    Also redundanter.
  14. Re:Irony.. by wankledot · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yo, I'll just bust his trace with a trace buster buster... buster! word!

    Bad movie reference over... move along.

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  15. Maybe.... by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They could ask that farmer in Vietnam for help.

    At least he would be interested in buying the prototype.

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  16. What is the most invulnerable US weapons system? by geoswan · · Score: 4, Funny
    What is the most invulnerable US weapons system?

    That would have to be the one with sub-contractor in every Congressional district.

  17. Re:yet again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your new to american politics, aren't you?

    You're new to spelling, aren't you?

  18. Commanche by Spudley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yay!

    This means that GUI for our-favorite-web-browser-that's-also-named-after a-helicopter won't have to change it's name suddenly and unexpectedly like all those other open source programs that had nothing to do with whatever else it was that had the same name first.

    Uh. Yeah. Good news, that.

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  19. Re:Irony.. by McDutchie · · Score: 2, Funny
    the Irony of your Soviet Russia comment is that the weapons REALLY DID SCRAP YOU!!!

    True. Unfortunately, in the United States, you don't scrap weapons.

  20. Re:well... by homeobocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apache HTTPd: "Prefered web server of the 19th centaury."

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  21. Re:Stealth Helo? by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 3, Funny


    It really isn't hard at all. All the pilot does is say "Stealth mode, on!" and the helicopter both becomes completely silent and emits nor reflects any EM radiation. Not only that, the pilot can completely see through all walls via high-power high-resolution IR scopes. The main, although top secret, reason the military builds these helicopters is to spy on sorority houses during rush week.

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  22. But... where's my AIRWOLF? by scribblej · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's all I want to know.

  23. Re:The Bradley by narftrek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've heard mech guys talk too, and they MUCH prefer Timberwolves to the puny Bradley.

  24. Re:Good for them. by Sentry21 · · Score: 4, Funny

    20 years, no working product? Think about that. That's 1984. That's before web pages, before the internet, before Microsoft "took over the world". That's Commodore 64, Atari and Apple days.

    Wow, that's almost like wasting my entire life up until this point. What kind of fool would make a mistake like that?

    Anyway, I'm going back to reading Slashdot, watching Star Wars, and eating pringles in my darkened basement bedroom until it's time to play some D&D. Later guys.

    --Dan

  25. Re:Drones made it obselete by yulek · · Score: 4, Funny

    we like to keep our pilots alive...

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  26. Soviet Russia invincible! by koinu · · Score: 3, Funny
    After 20 years [...] it never produced an operational helicopter. [...] The helicopter was intended to counter Soviet weapons.


    The 20 year-old Soviet weapons must be damned good!


  27. Comanche = EBay? by SilverThorn · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when will the parts and other goodies be available on Ebay? We already had Blue Angels jet on it, so why not this thing? Maybe the Army could get a little cash back for some of the equipment that was needed to build it?

    Cheers. :-)

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  28. Re:No longer needed by flabbergasted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly! When George Bush needed to assassinate Saddam Hussein's waiter, the B-2 was the go to weapon of choice.

  29. Re:First they came by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny
    the hordes of the Red Army descended on Taiwan...

    ...and thousands of high-technology firms that were competing against American companies were eliminated at zero cost to the USA, courtesy of the Red Army

  30. Off shore it by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Future projects like this can be out sourced to India so when it gets canceled, it would've wasted millions of tax payer dollars instead of billions.

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  31. Re:Stupid pentagon procurement process... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I see that the anti-gravity flying death ray project is receiving funding at the expected level then.

  32. Re:missouri by Politburo · · Score: 2, Funny
    They now have movable hangers for deployment closer to the theater. From this page:
    A new transportable hangar system has been developed which will allow the B-2 to be deployed to forward locations overseas. The hangars are 126ft long, 250ft wide and 55ft high. The first of these hangars has been erected on Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean. Prior to this development, B-2s have had to return to Whiteman AFB after missions, for maintenance of the aircrafts' stealth features.
  33. Re:well... by rosie_bhjp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah but somehow I don't think naming a helicopter the AH-70 Jew will go over very well.

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  34. Doesn't matter - American Chopper did it. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since American Chopper did a "theme bike" based on the Commanche, the American public got their money's worth. :-)

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  35. It IS dangerous by jmichaelg · · Score: 1, Funny
    It may not kill you. Even if it does it will take a long time which is why there is plausible deniability that it is dangerous.

    Whenever my father would hear that type of argument, he'd say

    Water is dangerous. Drink it long enough and you die. Did you know that 99% of the people who died in the past year had swallowed water at some point in their lives.
  36. Re:well... by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah but somehow I don't think naming a helicopter the AH-70 Jew will go over very well.
    That's because we control the media.

    At this point AIPAC probably employs more lobbyists than the total surviving population of the American Indian genocide.

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  37. it IS STILL open source!! by sebol · · Score: 2, Funny

    you can download it here :-
    http://www.comanche.org/downloads

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