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Protecting Your Gear from Pets?

EvilJoven asks: "About a month ago I spent quite a large chunk of change on a new system only to have my cat chew through the VGA source cable of my brand new display. Over the course of the last few years my cat has cost me nearly $300CDN in repair and replacement costs due to chewed cables including a few power cables which are not only a pain to replace but potentially fatal to the animal and a fire hazard. So far the best solution I've found to stop this is wrapping all my cables in Snap-On Wire Protectors (about $6CDN for 3m at Canadian Tire in the Automotive section) but this is a rather unsightly solution. Due to the fact that I live in a one bedroom apartment restricting my cats access to my hardware is not an option. I was wondering if anyone has any suggestions on a better way to protect gear from animals."

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  1. Nail biting by Improv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I was young, my parents experimented with
    putting stuff on my nails to stop me from biting
    them. It tasted terrible. Perhaps the same could
    be applied to cables in your apartment?

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    1. Re:Nail biting by beegle · · Score: 5, Funny

      My grandparents tried this with hot sauce and furniture legs to stop a problem dog. They ended up with a dog that liked hot sauce.

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    2. Re:Nail biting by hankwang · · Score: 4, Informative
      I find that a small amount of dishwashing detergent rubbed along the cable works great. It doesn't hurt the pet to be exposed to this small amount, and it leaves a nasty enough taste that they won't go back for a second try.

      Actually, dishwashing agent is made to taste horrible to discourage children from eating it. You'd be better of with just that magical flavour without the dishwashing stuff around it.

    3. Re:Nail biting by fr33cl4m · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have 4 cats and no problems...but the two rabbits are a different story they chewed up every USB cable and speaker cable in sight. I solved the problem using Ben Gay. Rub it on the cables... they stopped instantly in my case...

      fr33cl4m!

    4. Re:Nail biting by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 4, Informative

      They ended up with a dog that liked hot sauce.

      Seriously though, the sauce wasn't hot enough. Red Hot and Tobasco really aren't too hot. When we got a new puppy, I put a mixture of water and Dave's Insanity sauce ( anything in this Scary Sauces category will do the same job) on the furniture legs, power & phone cables, and carpet fringes. As another poster said, 'Bitter Apple' would need to be stronger and come in cheap gallon sizes to really do the job. That's where the Dave's and water comes in. 1 teaspoon Dave's per 2 cups water. Guaranteed to work, unless your pet is a serious masochist.

      Also have to remember to keep the water bowl full, or be a cruel jerk.

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    5. Re:Nail biting by schon · · Score: 2, Informative

      the sauce wasn't hot enough

      No, his dog was just immune to it. Just like people, dogs are individuals - and just as there are people who like spicy foods, some people don't.

      As a puppy, our border collie would chew on anything.. we tried a number of commercial solutions (including bitter apple), as well as hot sauce (habanero powder) The dog loved it - he would suck the pepper off, then start chewing.

      We accidentally came across a solution as I was putting rub a5-35 on my legs after a workout.. the dog came over to see what I was doing (sniffing, as dogs do), got within an inch of my leg, and let out a howl I'll never forget..

      After that, a dab of the stuff on anything we didn't want chewed cured him from ever wanting to put his face near it.

    6. Re:Nail biting by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Similarly, it won't keep many birds away from cords. My mother has a parrot and a cockatieu (sp?). For kicks, my brother and I would buy ever hotter peppers to see if the bird would ever stop eating them. No dice. When the peppers are eating through the gloves you handle them with (hyperbole, don't ask for a type:) we gave up. The little blighter would pop the cap, eat the seeds and ribs, then beg for more.

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    7. Re:Nail biting by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually I read somewhere that the whole pepper genus evolved specifically to disperse seeds through birds alone. A bird has a much shorter less-acidic digestive tract than a mammal. A bird also has no teeth. So the bird can disperse the seeds, whereas a mammal's teeth and digestive tract would destroy, or at least sterilize, the seeds. So as a plant, how do you get birds to eat your seeds and not mammals? Simple, you "evolve" a compound that mammals find totally unpalatable, but that birds don't mind at all. Hence capsaicin.

      AFAIK all birds are totally immune to capsicum/capsaicin. They can chomp through a pile of habeneros and not notice anything even zesty.

      So all of us hot pepper lovers can thank birds for the very existence of hot peppers!

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    8. Re:Nail biting by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny that we got a cluster of comments about birds eating hot peppers. The ufl.edu article was interesting, but I noticed that they reported their test peppers being eaten mostly by a single species of bird.

      It's not really known whether all birds find hot peppers tasty. It wouldn't be surprising if this were limited mostly to New World birds, since that's where peppers evolved. We have a conure who loves hot peppers, but conures are from South America, so that's not too useful as an example. However, we also have two cockatiels, and they also like hot peppers. They are Australian, and are somewhat of an outlier among parrots. So they are useful support for an "all birds are immune to capsaicin" hypothesis.

      Actually, it's probably not true that they can't taste capsaicin. It's obvious that all of our parrots like hot peppers better than sweet peppers. So there's a good chance that they can taste the capsaicin, and they like the taste. Part of recent research has shown that capsaicin attacks the same mammal nerves that report heat, but this doesn't happen in birds. So it's calling them "hot" isn't just a metaphor; the capsaicin is literally triggering your heat sensors. It's likely that, for birds, capsaicin has a taste, although it doesn't produce a "hot" effect. At least some birds, especially parrots, seem to like whatever taste it has.

      A bit of irony here is that hot peppers have recently been spread all over the planet, by a mammal. The peppers' nefarious scheme to scare off mammals was a dismal failure with us, to the peppers' benefit. We have three pots of small, hot peppers in the house. Most of the fruit end up as bird food, though we use a few of them ourselves in cooking. One of the pots is in full bloom right now.

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  2. Problem pets by nastyphil · · Score: 5, Funny

    eat your cat.

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  3. Give your cat some cables by samjam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Give your cat some cables of its own.
    Hang a few up, coil a few around it's cat box.

    It should be easier to direct the cat to its own cables than keep it away altogether.

    Sam

    1. Re:Give your cat some cables by kinnell · · Score: 4, Funny
      Give your cat some cables of its own.
      Hang a few up, coil a few around it's cat box.

      Exactly. If these cables are connected to a high tension power supply, your cat will soon learn to stop chewing cables.

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    2. Re:Give your cat some cables by grimace1969 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Doesn't this just reinforce bad behaviour? how does the cat know that its ok to chew on "cat" cables not "your" cables?

      -G

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    3. Re:Give your cat some cables by facelessnumber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Doesn't this just reinforce bad behaviour? how does the cat know that its ok to chew on "cat" cables not "your" cables?

      I guess you don't have a cat. =) The notion that the cat will learn "right" or "wrong," "good" or "bad" behavior is wishful thinking at best. This idea applies to dogs just fine, since they're more likely to see people as some kind of an authority figure. Cats however will think of you as an equal if you're lucky and worthy, and as a contemptible servant to be rewarded, punished and tolerated as the cat sees fit if you're not lucky. This person's cat will be chewing on cables until chewing on cables ceases to entertain it, and not before. Dogs want to make master happy and will respond to discipline, whereas cats want you to make master happy, and they will be the ones doing the disciplne...

    4. Re:Give your cat some cables by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess you don't have a cat.

      Speaking as someone who has had cats (I had my last one since he was a kitten, he passed away last spring at 16 years old) I can say you're full of it.

      The notion that the cat will learn "right" or "wrong," "good" or "bad" behavior is wishful thinking at best.

      No, it's not. Cats are social creatures, just like dogs - just because they display their sociality in different manner than dogs, or that some cat owners decide to reward thier cat's dominant behaviour (which is misinterpreted as anti-social tendencies), doesn't mean that the social instincts are not there.

      Everything in your post shows that you are the type of person who rewards your cat for displaying dominant behaviour, and allows the cat to be dominant. Many people with small dogs frequently have the same problems, typically because they tend to 'baby' smaller animals.

      This idea applies to dogs just fine, since they're more likely to see people as some kind of an authority figure

      This is complete bullshit. It's just as easy to have an improperly trained dog as an improperly trained cat. I see it all the time - especially with small dogs.

      Cats however will think of you as an equal if you're lucky and worthy, and as a contemptible servant to be rewarded, punished and tolerated as the cat sees fit if you're not lucky.

      Luck has nothing to do with it. In both of the cases you mention, you're simply not establishing dominance, and so the animal (seeing no leader present) decides to become the leader.

      This person's cat will be chewing on cables until chewing on cables ceases to entertain it, and not before.

      Again, only if he allows the cat to be dominant.

      Dogs want to make master happy and will respond to discipline

      First, dogs only want to make 'master' happy if the master properly enforces his/her role as pack leader.

      Second, discipline is not the way to cure any animal (dog or cat) of unacceptable behavior. A good trainer will use other methods.

    5. Re:Give your cat some cables by facelessnumber · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah... Tell ya what... Come over and establish dominance with my cat, and I'll give you a ride to the emergency room when he makes you his bitch. =)

    6. Re:Give your cat some cables by KhanAFur · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have to disagree...My cat has bitten through live power cords any number of times and still continues to do it.

      I think electrocution has just made him dumber.

    7. Re:Give your cat some cables by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A good trainer will use other methods.

      No, a good trainer will recognize the both reward and discipline have their places. Each is but a tool, with a proper use for each. Much like parenting. But then again, I bet you think a 'time out' is a cureall.

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  4. Cat food by tedDancin · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's only one solution to this: Place some cat food on/over one of the power cables connecting your PC. Problem solved.

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    1. Re:Cat food by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ironically enough, that's sort of how my wife got her cat. She found a little black kitten screaming her head outside off on Halloween and took her in. She asked around, and later that evening the neighbors got home and said "Oh yeah, she's ours. We found her foaming at the mouth this morning, so we threw her out. No, we don't really want her back; she tends to chew on power cords."

      Per the vet, 1)kittens chew on power cords, and 2) when the get a jolt, they will drool and "foam."

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  5. Get another cat? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Suggestion: Your cat is trying to say he or she is not happy. Get another cat so that he will have something to do while you are at work. They will chase each other around and make noises like a herd of cattle, but they won't chew cables.

    1. Re:Get another cat? by truffle · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have two cats and a bunch of computers in my one bedroom apartment. Cats don't bother cables. I'll support the parent, a second cat could improve things.

      If you get second cat, a kitten of the opposite gender is usually a good pick (of course make sure your cat is spayed or neutered first).

      You could also try bitter apple it supposedly is for dogs but apparently works for cats. I would need about 10 galons of the stuff to cover all my cables so I didn't bother trying.

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    2. Re:Get another cat? by TenaciousPimple · · Score: 4, Informative
      One of the things neither above post considers is the troubles that another cat can add.

      A 1BR apt probably doesn't have room for another cat. Also the stress of adding another cat can lead to a ton of other problems, at least in the short term. Litterbox avoidance being one of the nastier ones.

  6. Double-sided tape by MacBrave · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wrap you cables in double-sided tape? Cat hate the sticky feeling on their paws. It worked when our cats were getting in the habit of clawing our screen windows...........

  7. keep 'em out of reach. by beegle · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had a pet rabbit for a while, so I'm familiar with this problem.

    The obvious answer is either "get rid of the cat" or "lock up the cat when you're not watching it".

    Assuming you don't want to do that, make an effort to make cables unreachable. Use twist ties and adhesive hooks and loops to get rid of dangling cables or cables lying on the floor. Do your long cable runs along the upper edge of the wall. They make wire baskets that are designed for closet shelves. You can often use them (sometimes with re-bending) on desks to keep wires in a basket that's mostly out of the cat's reach. You can also use plastic containers (tupperware, rubbermaid, that sort of thing) with a few holes drilled in them to contain the rat's nest of cables. Just be sure to allow -some- air to escape.

    As far as equipment, think hard about a laptop. There's only a power cable to worry about -- no keyboard, mouse, etc. cables.

    Use those ugly cable protectors for everything that's left.

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  8. Feed it! by dpoulson · · Score: 2, Informative

    You could try feeding the cat, then it wouldn't be hungry and chew the cables!

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  9. Tape it. by TwistedGreen · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is a rather low-tech solution, but cover your cables in tape. When my cats figured it would be a good idea to gnaw on the 120VAC power lines running through our (not yet finished) walls, we stuck some tape on them (sticky side out) and it promptly stopped. Double-sided tape would work well for this.

    I guess it loses all its fun when your face ends up stuck to what you're chewing on. Though maybe if I just let them bite through the cable would've stopped the chewing as well. ;)

  10. Lemon Juice. by hookedup · · Score: 4, Informative


    A buddy of mine has a cat that loves to attack/claw/chew wires. He put a little sprinkle of lemon juice on the wires, cat doesnt go near them anymore.

    And it just may make your office area smell nicer.

    1. Re:Lemon Juice. by der_joachim · · Score: 5, Informative

      A more smelly alternative is the stuff you get from old coffee filters. Cats absolutely hate the smell. It kept the cats out of our garden and who does not want a computer that smells like coffee? :-)

      der Joachim

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    2. Re:Lemon Juice. by brainthought · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can attest to the lemon juice. I used to use orange extract myself, mixed with water. I'd spray it in an old windex bottle in the general areas I didn't want the cat to go like behind the TV and under the computer desk. Just make sure your not spraying your devices. Worked like a charm. Apparently from what I've read, cats hate citrus smells. I would even use lemon sented 409 cleaner if people were coming over and I wanted the cat off the couches, that would work for a day or two until the smell of the couch took back over.

  11. Mark your territory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suppose you could pee on all your cables and the like. You know, "marking your territory" so to speak.

    If you choose to go that route, you might want to make sure you unplug the stuff first. It would give a whole new meaning to "fire in the hole" if you know what I mean...

    1. Re:Mark your territory by Maskirovka · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I suppose you could pee on all your cables and the like. You know, "marking your territory" so to speak.

      This would probably result in the cat peeing and shitting on the cables.

  12. Pheremones in a can by SolemnDragon · · Score: 3, Informative
    They sell pet repellent. Take the cables outside, spray them along the length but not at the ends, and then bring them in and set them up. Your pet may avoid the whole area after that.

    Another option is to make them inaccessible- run them through cardboard tubes. Of course, if your cat shreds cardboard, this won't work. So maybe taping something around them- plastic panels or something?

    The options are simple:

    render them unappetising

    render them inaccessible

    render them indestructible

    i put them in the order that i thought most likely to work- my cat hates the pet repellent, so the area under my desk gets treated.

    let us know what works!

    1. Re:Pheremones in a can by facelessnumber · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't know about that "pet repellent" stuff... My cats don't care about it, and my dog drinks it.

  13. A drop in the bucket... by in10se · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you read the post - he's only lost 300 CDN. That's only about $2.50 USD, so what's the big deal?

    TWAJS

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  14. You and your cat have a relation problem by Tux2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cats usually don't chew on cables, so this is an indicator that something is wrong. And it's not your cables.

    It might be an indicator that the two of you have a relation problem. The cat may want more attention. Especially if the cat does not go out of the house, you are the only one "social contact" for the cat. Play with the cat, pet the cat, crawl the cat. Or if you don't think that you have the time to do so, give away your cat to someone who cares for it; and get your self a cat doll.

    Maybe your cat is a real hunter but has no other prey than those dangling cables. Get or make some cat toys. Remember: "Everything not nailed down is a cat toy." You just have to make sure that your cat toys are more attractive than your hardware.

    A last idea, to cure the symptoms but not the disease: place your cables in flexible tubes. IKEA has flexible tubes in black and white that can be wrapped around the cables without disconnecting them. Unless your cat can look onto your table while standing on the floor, it will have a hard time chewing through those tubes.

    Tux2000

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    1. Re:You and your cat have a relation problem by TJmoney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cats usually don't chew on cables, so this is an indicator that something is wrong.

      Every cat i'v ever known loves to play with anything resembling a string. While a VGA cable may or may not be too thick for that description, things like speaker or mouse cables are a perfectly natural thing to attract a cat's attention. Bundling all your cables with simple wire ties may result in somthing too big for the cat to have any fun with. Possibly an alternative string would do the trick. My ex's cat had an elasticy string from a christmas present that it played with constantly, and was aparently very careful not to loose since it had the same string for over a year. It seemed to have quite an attachment to that silly piece of string, and never messed with any other wires in the house. Maybe the same would work for your cat.

    2. Re:You and your cat have a relation problem by Jorkapp · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have had 4 cats over the course of my life. 3 male, 1 female. Now, I only have 1 male, 1 female (One of the males passed away in January, the other passed away in 1996).

      A few recommendations for toys and other novelties for your cat.

      Pipecleaners. (Some) Cats will mistake a pipecleaner for a rodent, and will run over, pounce, jump on, hunt, or just play with a pipecleaner.

      Small plush toys. Some cats just love chasing after things. If I throw a certain plush toy down a hallway, one of my cats will run after it, pick it up, and bring it back. Experiment with this one.

      Spray on (Liquid) Cat-Nip. Be careful with this stuff. If you spray it on a toy, don't spray too much on. Don't spray it into the air either.

      Pure (Solid) Cat-Nip. Give your cat a little cat-nip every now and again. They will love you to bits.

      Kitty Treats. These are a bit of a grey area for me. Some of my cats went nuts over these things, while some just didn't really care. Flavor is also an issue with these. One of my cats likes beef, while the other likes chicken.

      Love and Affection. Proven. Two examples:

      One of my cats is an 8 or 9 year old female cat. When we adopted her (she was a 1 or 2 year old stray - to this day we still do not known her age), she would not go near anyone (including family members and other cats), and was quite hostile. Years later, after much love and affection, she has mellowed out, but is still kind of anti-social.

      Another one of my cats was adopted as a kitten. Since I was home more often than other family members, I was responsible for this little kitten's well being. I often spent hours just petting this little fluff-ball - only for him to claw my face off in overexcitement - but to this day (3 years later) he still prefers my lap to others.

      Get another cat. Very grey area. I've seen this work, and I've seen this fail. Tow examples:

      When I adopted the female cat, I thought she would bond with my existing male cat. I thought wrong. They were constantly at a distance.

      Then again, when I adopted the little kitten, the older male cat took a parental role. He often cleaned the little kitten, and the kitten often returned the cleaning. Over the years they became good friends. Often they would clean eachother, play together, and even eat together. When the older cat fell ill, he would just sit by his side. No cleaning, no playing, no visiting me in bed. When the older cat finally passed away, his friend was very upset (He cried out during the night, he would attack me, etc).

      I suppose to conclude, my best advice would be to experiment. Start small and work your way up. Don't do anything too drastic (like get another cat) until you feel you are ready and are confident its the right solution.

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  15. Try your local petstore by $exyNerdie · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is not really a /. question. Your local petstore will help you solve this in under $10. Just get any pet repellant spray like bitter apple and spray it on the needed area for a few days. Your pet will the idea that this area/items have the worst taste and it's better to chew on your shoes than to chew on cables sprayed with Bitter Apple....

  16. Mod Parent Up by Spokehedz · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is exactly right. The problem is that your cat is trying to communicate with you. Its basically saying, "You spend a lot of time in here, so therefore I should destroy what is taking you away from me--so you can play with me instead!" Getting another cat will undoutedbly take its attention away from the cables behind your computer, and instead focus on the other animal in the apartment.

    The other solution is to (gasp!) actually play with your cat. I mean, how hard is it to get a laser pointer and send your cat tearing about the place like a nitro-funnycar? Might I suggest the Green Laser Pointer from Thinkgeek.com?

    Or you could always call Confuse-A-Cat LTD...

  17. Cat mentality by Bushcat · · Score: 4, Funny
    Cats are tangentially smart to humans. Our cat had a litter box which he dutifully used until he understood there was a big wide world out there. So my better half (and I use the term loosely) decided the litter box would make a great flower box. So she put it outside, filled it with earth and plants, and waited for spring.

    We now have a cat that shits in flower boxes, plant pots, anything that looks like a plant pot, and anything with a picture of a flower on it.

  18. More attractive Cable Protector by Gnascher · · Score: 2, Informative

    Perhaps the Snap-On cable protectors are unsightly, but there are more attractive solutions.

    I picked up some cable protectors from my local computer superstore that look quite nice. They are about the same diameter as a vacuum cleaner hose, and are split down the length.

    I just twist-tied all my cable runs together and then routed them inside the cable protector. It give a very clean, modern-looking solution.

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  19. Re:Double-sided tape - Mod Parent Up!!! by Inexile2002 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Double sided tape is definitely a solution. I have some friends who had a cat that was in the bad habit of knocking stuff off of shelves. They had a couple of things they didn't want to have to put away, but at the same time couldn't risk the cat destroying. Double sided tape worked perfectly and the cat eventually learned to stay away.

    However, other posters who have pointed out that your cat is bored and or otherwise upset are on the mark. Get some cat toys, including some catnip toys. Consider getting another cat, opposite gender and read pet advice sites for how to introduce a kitten to your adult cat.

    One thing though - don't try to punish the cat. The cat is doing this because it's unhappy, bored, frustrated etc. If you punish it, you just add something for the cat to be upset about. Oh, and I personally had great luck with my bored indoor cats by installing a bird feeder outside and keeping it stocked. It was like the cat version of television - they sit there for hours watching the birds.

  20. Trade in your cat for by jayrtfm · · Score: 3, Funny
  21. +5 Insightful by vrai · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Cats are hunters. They need lots of space for territory and lots of things to hunt. They are not indoor animals. You should only have a cat if they have access to the outside world - making them spend their entire lives inside is cruel beyond belief.

    My solution? Give the cat to someone with a garden and get a more docile animal that won't mind living indoors. Chinchillas, hamsters or rabbits are ideal for this. But not a cat.

    1. Re:+5 Insightful by KnightStalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, good idea. Recommend animals that MUST chew on things to prevent their teeth from growing too long. I don't know about chinchillas or hamsters (which I guess you normally keep in a cage), but rabbits chew on everything within reach of their nasty sharp pointy teeth. Might be some good advice for the cat as well here: Rabbit-proofing

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  22. i sympathize by wiswaud · · Score: 2, Informative

    oh man, do i. i have 4 cats and 5 computers.
    one of them LOVES! phone cables for some reason.

    The best method is not to protect your stuff - that becomes ridiculous as the amount of crap you use grows. No, what you need to do is provide better targets. Observe what they prefer, and give it to them. They'll have a preference, i guarantee it. If it's VGA cables, then keep the ones they busted, and hang it somewhere they can play with it and gnaw it as much as they want.
    they should leave the new one alone.
    it works!

  23. Tried a lot myself... by Bravo_Two_Zero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My oldest dog, Emma, then a 1-yr-old puppy, pulled all of the phone cable out from under our house. All of it. She found the box and went to work. Now that's dedication.

    We tried to keep Emma from jumping on our kitchen door by putting hot sauce (Texas Pete, Tabasco and a delightful Habanero sauce... in that order). That's how we found out that she likes hot sauce.

    I was driving my truck into our back yard to drop something off. With Georgia summers and no A/C, keeping the windows open is a must. Emma adores the truck. She just likes to sit in the bed while it's parked if we let her. My passenger window was open about 10 inches. She's a 45 lb dog. She jumped through the window opening and into the cab while I was rolling at about 2 mph into the back yard. These don't count the antics of the other three dogs or any of my now dearly departed cats.

    The moral of the story is that smart, determined or bored animals will do what they ain't supposed to do. We cured Emma's phone phreaking by getting her a dog. She was much happier with a playmate, and a lot of her energy went into playtime with brother Harry. It didn't cure everything, but having something to keep her interested made a huge difference.

    Cats are a tougher trick. Some just want to chew on stuff. Others won't even eat people food. The issue isn't as easy as getting them a playmate. Our best cat training method was a water gun. We couldn't be home every minute, but the water training seemed to take root really quickly. The best cat I ever had eventually learned the word "no."

    Pepper may be more effective with cats (white or plack powder... depending on your carpet color). Just sprinkle a little around the cables. A scratching post or cat playhouse may be useful, too (after all, you've already spent a lot of money).

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  24. Exactly! Mexican pearl of wisdom: by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 4, Informative

    Cut a small chili (the smaller and greener, the better, habaneros are particularly fiery) in half and rub it on your cables.

    I swear to $DEITY that your cat will not forget that one. Or he will start demanding curry dinner, in both cases, you win.

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    1. Re:Exactly! Mexican pearl of wisdom: by tsa · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't rub your eyes after rubbing the cables with that stuff!

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    2. Re:Exactly! Mexican pearl of wisdom: by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      And wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.

      Trust me.

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  25. Tabasco Sauce by CertGen · · Score: 3, Informative

    Worked for me when I had the same problem with my cats. Just dilute it 1:1 with water and use a little paint brush to cover your cables. It also works to keep them from chewing the leaves on your potted palm tree.

  26. Re:The best solution by Admiral1973 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I can't believe that people have modded this post insightful. I would guess that the poster and the mods were not pet owners. We need a mod tag for "insensitive." A pet is an integral part of someone's life. You wouldn't get rid of a child because it chewed on something in your house, would you?

    My wife and I have three cats in a two-bedroom apartment and they have plenty of room to run around. However, we used to live in a tiny one-bedroom (and it was only called a 1 BR because of the door between the two rooms) and the cats had lots of fun chasing each other in the limited space we had. My suggestion would not be to get rid of the one cat because of space, but add a second cat to give the first one a playmate. That should distract the cats from the computer. Our cats enjoy playing with each other more than they do with us, and they leave my computer equipment alone. One of my cats does like to nibble on my office laptop's AC adapter cable, so I've made a habit of hiding the cable under the couch when I'm not using it. When I am using it and he starts nibbling, I discipline him to try, usually in vain, to teach him that chewing the cable is bad. It's not a perfect system but I'd rather replace cables than get rid of my cats.

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  27. Re:Product specifically for this by cabingirl · · Score: 2, Informative
    Bitter Apple can work well for cats and dogs, but it isn't always effective for other pets who may enjoy the taste, such as rabbits.

    With rabbits, I use height to my advantage and just keep cords on top of the desk rather than dangling down below. I use split plastic tubing to cover the power cords plugged into the outlets. Sure, it doesn't look great, but rabbits are notorious about chewing on wiring, so I don't have much choice.

    Also, 3M makes adhesive cord keepers that are pretty nice. I use them at chair-rail height.

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  28. highly effective solution by rumpledstiltskin · · Score: 2, Informative

    what I've found to be highly effective with my 3 (!) cats in my small 2 bedroom apartment is keeping a spray bottle on hand full of water. when the cats go somewhere they know they're not supposed to or do something they're not supposed to, they get thoroughly soaked. a warning squirt is usually good enough to keep them from being stupid, but if they insist, a good shower will usually discipline them with no ill effects. barring that, if you scruff them (grab a good chunk of skin on the back of their neck) and hold them down to the ground, they usually get the picture that they're being disciplined and will learn not to do that behavior.

  29. Does wife-proofing count? by stuffduff · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got my wife her own machine; my uptime went to five nines! ;^)

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  30. Chinese food by abramul · · Score: 2, Informative
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  31. A couple ideas... by blate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had the same problem with my golden retriever when he was young ($100 USB headsets

    When animals chew on inappropriate things, it can mean one or more of several things. [Caveat: my experience is largely with dogs, though I expect some of the insights will apply to felines too.]

    o They are teething or have a dental problem. This is normal when they are young (and new teeth are coming in).
    o They are bored or feel abandoned -- inappropriate chewing, marking, etc. can be a compulsive disorder for dogs, kind of like ADHD. Sometimes it is an experssion of anxiety (particularly separation anxiety) or lack of attention. There are resources available for training this out of dogs (and cats, too, I assume)
    o In the case of both cats and dogs, it can mean they are pissed off at you, either for leaving them alone, not playing with them, or whatever.
    o Finally, it may indicate that they are hungry (is your cat *eating* the wire or just chewing it to bits?). If they are eating what they are chewing up, you'll find... evidence... routed though their South end in a couple days... :)

    Deterrance and correction. The best course of action is to catch them in the act and correct them, usually with a loud "DON'T!" or something similar. In the case of dogs in particular, this is a good opportunity to establish dominance -- e.g., roll the dog on his back, pin him down (primarily by the neck or mouth), and hold him there until he stops struggling. He'll understand that you're the Alpha and that he's done something unappropriate.

    [Note: this is a fight that you absolutely have to win -- if he escapes, catch him; if he tries to get away, restrain him. If you don't win the engagement, the dog will conclude that the's the Alpha and behavior problems will persist. Also, I'm not advocating *hurting* or being violent with your pet. The technique I described mimics, at least for dogs, actual dominant dog behavior, but does not inflict injury or physical pain. It sends the right message with a minimum of violence and a maximum of effectiveness and is a well-accepted training technique.]

    One thing that is not effective is correcting the animal after the fact -- dogs and cats have short memories. If he chewed up your cables and you yell at him even 5 minutes later, he won't understand -- most animals don't have the sophisticated reasoning system to connect the correction with the past event. You have to catch him in the act and issue the correction post haste.

    One way to ensure that you can catch them in the act is to set up a "trap" -- leave a cable on the floor and keep an eye on the animal. If, or when, he goes after it, nail him then and there. If you do this a couple times, then hopefully he'll get the idea that cables are not food/playthings :)

    Another technique is to use a product such as "Sour Apple", which you coat on surfaces (such as cables) that the animal tends to eat. The product is non-toxic, but tastes quite nasty to them (very bitter/sour) and will deter them. Your local pet shop should have a selection of such products. I never had to use them with my dog, but I have friends who have used it with great success.

    The behavior problem may also be due to the fact that the animal does not have any or enough appropriate toys to chew on. Go to your pet shop and buy a selection of animal- and breed- (read: size) appropriate toys. If the problem is chewing, then get chew-toys. If the problem is scratching, get scratching posts or similar products.

    Introduce the toys to your pet and praise or reward him when he chews on them and plays with them. This will build a positive association between playing with the appropriate toys. Together with strong corrections for playing with inappropriate "toys", the animal should learn which toys are his and which are not.

    If the problem is hunger, then "free-feeding" may be a desirable option. Rather than feeding the animal at distinct times of the day, you leave out excess food in his b

    1. Re:A couple ideas... by blate · · Score: 4, Informative

      [Sorry -- formatting got fouled up on first post. Here's the full post.]

      I had the same problem with my golden retriever when he was young (8mos). Among other things, he chewed through:

      o The power adapter for my laptop
      o An AC computer power cable (luckily, it wasn't live at the time, though that might have broken him of the habit)
      o Several sets of $100 USB headsets

      When animals chew on inappropriate things, it can mean one or more of several things. [Caveat: my experience is largely with dogs, though I expect some of the insights will apply to felines too.]

      o They are teething or have a dental problem. This is normal when they are young (and new teeth are coming in).
      o They are bored or feel abandoned -- inappropriate chewing, marking, etc. can be a compulsive disorder for dogs, kind of like ADHD. Sometimes it is an experssion of anxiety (particularly separation anxiety) or lack of attention. There are resources available for training this out of dogs (and cats, too, I assume)
      o In the case of both cats and dogs, it can mean they are pissed off at you, either for leaving them alone, not playing with them, or whatever.
      o Finally, it may indicate that they are hungry (is your cat *eating* the wire or just chewing it to bits?). If they are eating what they are chewing up, you'll find... evidence... routed though their South end in a couple days... :)

      Deterrance and correction. The best course of action is to catch them in the act and correct them, usually with a loud "DON'T!" or something similar. In the case of dogs in particular, this is a good opportunity to establish dominance -- e.g., roll the dog on his back, pin him down (primarily by the neck or mouth), and hold him there until he stops struggling. He'll understand that you're the Alpha and that he's done something unappropriate.

      [Note: this is a fight that you absolutely have to win -- if he escapes, catch him; if he tries to get away, restrain him. If you don't win the engagement, the dog will conclude that the's the Alpha and behavior problems will persist. Also, I'm not advocating *hurting* or being violent with your pet. The technique I described mimics, at least for dogs, actual dominant dog behavior, but does not inflict injury or physical pain. It sends the right message with a minimum of violence and a maximum of effectiveness and is a well-accepted training technique.]

      One thing that is not effective is correcting the animal after the fact -- dogs and cats have short memories. If he chewed up your cables and you yell at him even 5 minutes later, he won't understand -- most animals don't have the sophisticated reasoning system to connect the correction with the past event. You have to catch him in the act and issue the correction post haste.

      One way to ensure that you can catch them in the act is to set up a "trap" -- leave a cable on the floor and keep an eye on the animal. If, or when, he goes after it, nail him then and there. If you do this a couple times, then hopefully he'll get the idea that cables are not food/playthings :)

      Another technique is to use a product such as "Sour Apple", which you coat on surfaces (such as cables) that the animal tends to eat. The product is non-toxic, but tastes quite nasty to them (very bitter/sour) and will deter them. Your local pet shop should have a selection of such products. I never had to use them with my dog, but I have friends who have used it with great success.

      The behavior problem may also be due to the fact that the animal does not have any or enough appropriate toys to chew on. Go to your pet shop and buy a selection of animal- and breed- (read: size) appropriate toys. If the problem is chewing, then get chew-toys. If the problem is scratching, get scratching posts or similar products.

      Introduce the toys to your pet and praise or reward him when he chews on them and plays with them. This will build a positive association between playing with the appropriate toys. To

  32. Dip all your cords in wolverine urine by cheezus · · Score: 2, Funny

    the cat will cower in the corner

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  33. Ahem by devphil · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Just be sure to check what you're about to spray water on before squeezing the spray trigger. If it's part of your computer, stop.

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  34. Re:Double-sided tape - Mod Parent Up!!! by Moeses · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is some good advice. I want to stress the possibility that the cats might not get along unless they are integrated properly (and even then they might not get along).

    One thing I've found that can solve a host of cat problems is excersize them HARD at least 15 minutes everyday. Find a toy on a string that your cat loves (shouldn't be too hard!) and keep it out of their reach and site except for excersize time. This will ensure your cat gets real excited about the toy.

    I would come home from work and walk around the room, half-absentmindedly tossing the toy around while I watched TV. The cat would burn off all it's excess energy.

    Once I started doing this with a problem cat that circumstances lead to my possession the cat became much more social, stopped over eating (poor thing was bored and seditary), got in shape and generally put the spark back into its personality.

    As an added plus if you have a cat that keeps you awake while you're trying to sleep do the excersize thing with them just before you go to bed and feed the cat after the excersize. The cat will soon be ready for a nap itself.

    Good luck.

  35. Re:Double-sided tape - Mod Parent Up!!! by Inexile2002 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Excellent suggestion and I wish I'd included it in my post because I've done the same thing. As and added note though, there is a cat toy that is the busy geek's nirvana. In execution it is extremely simple - it is a piece of straight spring wire with little pieces of wood or cardboard at the ends. You hold one end and the other end bounces and waves very much the way an a flying insect will.

    What makes this toy great is that in addition to cats loving it and going ballistic when they see it - is that you don't actually have to always actively wield it. I'll hold it absently in one hand when I'm reading or watching tv - letting it hang off the side of the couch, and the cats will do frantic run-bys every five minutes swatting it like crazy.

    Bought mine for $5-7 Canadian and I've seen them in every pet store I've been in lately. It doesn't look like it would be hard to make one either.

  36. DIY Solution. . . a little ghetto. . . by Valsgarde · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I ran a pvc maze behind my desk, with the wires running through it to where it needs to go. the pvc can be painted with krylon fusion spraypaint. Works against ferrets, also. . . provided you get the diameter right.

  37. Re:Cat biting by Chiggy_Von_Richtoffe · · Score: 2

    I don't know how other cat's work, but my buddy Gizmo certainly hates the smell of oranges. Lemons, limes, and other citrus fruits don't seem to have the same effect, but certainly anytime i peel an orange he will be intrigued by the bright colour only untill he smells it. Usually we find him sneezing on the couch indignantly.

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