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Microsoft Seeks Patent On Virtual Desktop Pager
ihabawad writes "Microsoft has a patent on file for this really cool new technology called 'virtual desktops' where you see a 'pager' on the screen. Read all about it by searching under "Published Applications" for patent #20030189597 at the US Patent and Trademark Office. You know, I had a dream that I was using such a thing once; what was it called? -- yes, FvwmPager! Weird, eh?"
Microsoft reminds me of that kid who always has to be "reminded" of the rules whenever he plays a game with the other kids...
"No Billy, that's not your toy. That's FVWM's toy. Say you're sorry!"
... patents idea with lots of prior art.
News at 11.
Geez, can't you post the link instead of us having to copy+paste? http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=P TO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PG01&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2F srchnum.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=%2220030189597%22.PGN R.&OS=DN/20030189597&RS=DN/20030189597
You know, I had a dream that I was using such a thing once; what was it called? -- yes, FvwmPager! Weird, eh?
Can a dream constitute prior art?
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Well, now:
It took ages to find it... *sigh*
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Microsoft Seeks Patent On Virtual Desktop Pager
Posted by timothy on Wednesday February 25, @09:37AM
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by huha (755976) on Wednesday February 25, @09:41AM (#8385557)
Conclusion:
Either you are whoring for karma with the old poor me excuse, or you suffer from ADHD.
Ah, but you don't understand. MS's patent uses xml! That's makes it sufficiently different from all previous desktop pagers. :)
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by huha (755976) on Thursday February 26, @03:41AM (#8385557)
It took ages to find it... *sigh*
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You know, why doesn't the US Patent Office simply open up a web submission system? Whip up your own patent document, upload it, and it's automatically assigned a number.
It's not really the Patent Office's job to ensure that every patent is totally original and has never been done before. A patent is only really used when the invention ends up in court. If it's not defendable, it will be nullified. However, who wants to sit across from Microsoft in a courtroom? Maybe if you slip and break your leg on the sidewalk in front of their office building. Even in that case you'd probably end up paying $10,000 to repair the scuffmarks you made in the concrete.
...
Microsoft will probably get this patent and go on to sue anyone using the technology out of existence.
Translation:
They're "innovating"
Well, we can still froth at the mouth about the fact that MS has been brazen enough to *apply* for the patent. And then if the patent is granted, we can froth twice as much.
since Darl thinks pagers are a derivate of unixware
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I don't think an invention counts until it's done on windows.
> Of course, this is exactly the kind of trivial difference that disqualifies it from being 'new and non-obvious', so it still deserves to get laughed out of the Patent Office...
And, as we all know, obvious and stupid patents always get laughed out of the Patent Office.
powertoys!
what a bunch of arse. since when has a simple tool that someone might or might not find useful been a 'powertoy'?
they really do think we're cunts.
on my BOB virtual desktop.
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MS filed for the virtual bluescreen
desktop patent
>>I work as an examiner
Boy, you are in trouble now!
Wait, shouldn't you be reviewing patents instead of posting here?
... is the earliest implementation of this that I can remember. This was circa 1993, IIRC, i.e. in the days of Windows 3.x. I was running it on a Sun 3/260 running SunOS 4.1.1. It was a cool upgrade from Sun's standard OLWM... I am not sure I can shout PRIOR ART loudly enough on this one...
Now...if I had a seperate monitor for each desktop, that would be cool.
:P
If you actually had a separate monitor for each desktop, it would be hard to call them virtual at that point, wouldn't it?
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... because, you know, if it was taco he probably submitted it 2 or 3 times.
too obvious?
Where better than here to research prior art? This one's already in the bag, so long as the investigator reads /.
It's ok, you're paying for their bandwidth anyway.
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You know, why doesn't the US Patent Office simply open up a web submission system?
Uh..because it's been patented?
What?
I also had my first VD (virtual desktop) experience with Sun's CDE. I use to think that the invented the concept. So can we now expect a new round of law suits against MS?
THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING. WE THOUGHT YOU MEANT VENEREAL DISEASE.
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...if a windows user knows what a pager is :)
and he didn't knew what i'm talking about.
congratulation to the user (mcp) you made it ;)
My great great great great grandfather knew Charles Babbage. They met through Lord Byron; Ada left Babbage for my great great great grandfather later in life.
Anyway, my great great great grandfather and Babbage worked on a virtual desktop back then too.
They initially named it 'Vada' for 'Virtual Ada' but later changed the name, at Ada's behest, to 'Vader'.
I've seen sketches of it; it was really cool.