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  1. Nokia had to do something on Former Nokia Exec: Windows Phone Strategy Doomed · · Score: 1

    Defending existing marketshare or trying to reinvent, they chose the latter.

    Nokia Lumias are getting great word of mouth in the tech community and the press, Microsoft has the money to make it happen on the developer side as well as the carrier side. Nobody thought Microsoft could build a credible game system, and they did it. With Nokia's superior hardware, they might have a shot.

    If you haven't used a Nokia Lumia 800, I suggest you do so before you claim their use of Windows Phone is "criminal." It's a gorgeous phone and it's running a fantastic operating system. It might not be for you, but it's certainly not garbage. This is best of breed.

  2. Yeah, I saw that movie too. on Large, Slow Airships Could Move Buildings · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was super sad when that dude's wife died. The talking dog was funny though. Wait, what?

  3. Re:All the hype about phones on Apple Kills Google Voice Apps On the iPhone · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't get all the hype about computers. I have a Brother word processor with a 33.6k modem and it works great. I have a Dell at work and I would never pay the outrageous price to own one myself...

  4. Re:Verizon spam zombies on Verizon.net Finally Moving Email To Port 587 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're spam zombies. It's a million voices groaning out URrGgGHghHHhh followed by a couple late chants of "brains."

  5. Re:Let's Get Serious on Bush Demands Amnesty for Spying Telecoms · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dunno, I mean I guess we can ... ahhh... fuck dude, I've got a raid tonight, can this wait?

  6. Cyber, huh? Neat! on Air Force Seeking Geeks For 'Cyber Command' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just seeing that the name of this new command is the "cyber command" makes me want to run right out and hack a Gibson.

    Man, the surf is ripped out on that information wave today. I mean gridlocked, on that information superhighway...?

    HACK THE PLANET!

  7. Well hey now on New Flavour of Spam - MP3 Stock Scams · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's not get hasty. Some of us rely on those daily pump-n'-dump stock scams to support our families.

    Won't you think of the shady day-traders?

  8. Cmdr. Sisko wants to know -- on Fairly Realistic Flying Car Offered for 2009 Delivery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where are the flying cars?

    It's the year 2000.

    Where are the flying cars?!

  9. That sound you hear on NASA Building Massively Heat-Resistant Chips · · Score: 5, Funny

    is hundreds of champagne corks popping simultaneously at the AMD campus.

  10. Re:Ahh, the irony.... on Microsoft Launches OSS Site, Submits License For Approval · · Score: 1

    No, the script is the design document :)

  11. With our powers combined on The Unforking of KDE's KHTML and Webkit Begins · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally, open-source has an answer to Voltron (or the Megazord, depending on which generation you are in.)

  12. Verizon has learned on Verizon Copper Cutoff Traps Customers · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If you don't like the rules of the game, play a different one.

  13. I don't see the connection on T-Mobile Announces WiFi Meshing Cellphone · · Score: 4, Funny

    What does this have to do with the iPhone? I mean, I know the summary says it doesn't have anything to do with the iPhone, but I'm not sure what that means. Did Apple figure out how to do this? Are they working with T-Mobile to roll it out? Are the phones made of white plastic?

  14. Oh yeah on New Drug Helps to Dampen Bad Memories · · Score: 3, Funny

    I saw this movie. While they are administering the procedure, Elijah Wood steals your underwear and Kirsten Dunst hits on an old guy.

    Count me out.

  15. Bucks on 2008 - The Year Internet TV Became Mainstream? · · Score: 1

    Only if the revenue stream is there! Once that's in place, the rest will follow.

  16. Re:But will it run on Linux? on CBS Moving To Syndication Across the Internet · · Score: 1

    When's the last time you checked? The two that I've used both have Flash video players (CBS and NBC).

  17. Re:Why so expensive? on Final Season of Battlestar Galactica Confirmed · · Score: 2, Informative

    Star Trek is SUPER cheap to produce! Have you actually watched those episodes?? Every planet is a series of caves!

    Seriously though, Star Trek TV series have been notorious for having small budgets.

  18. Oh boy on In Defense Of Patents and Copyright · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Here come the "it's not stealing" crowd.

    "Waah, you spent hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars on something and I want to see it, but I don't want you to get a dime for it! I need justification! Oh wait, here we go, IT'S NOT THEFT CAUSE I MADE A DIGITAL COPY OF IT!"

    All you whiners who hate on "Old Media" and want everything completely free should hang out on YouTube and exclusively watch all the video blogs and clips of people running into each other with shopping carts. Because if you're successful in killing Old Media, that's all you'll have! Sorry guys. It may not require tens of millions of dollars to produce gobs and gobs of high quality video entertainment with mass appeal, but it does take more then a couple dudes with a camcorder and six bucks.

  19. Yeah on Do We Really Need a Security Industry? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure, why not? You don't rely on the contractors who build your house to provide all the security you could ever need, but you do expect them to install windows and doors that lock. Windows and doors that lock aren't inherently "impenetrable", though. If you want to go beyond that, you call ADT or someone similar and let them take it to the next level.

  20. Grabbing at liquid on Home Secretary Requests Fingerprint-Activated iPods · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Trying to get a handle on this kind of theft is like trying to get your hands around some liquid. There's just no way to contain the stuff, it's going to come leaking out between your fingers somehow.

    This reminds me a bit of the statistic I heard where more and more people are, in the face of those microchip car keys, just breaking into homes and stealing the keys rather than breaking into the car. If they need me to activate my device before they can take it, they're just going to pull a gun or knife on me.

  21. Exaggerated synopsis on Web Based Turbo Tax Disclosure Vulnerability Found · · Score: 3, Informative

    The synopsis makes it seem like this was a bigger deal than it is. If this was actually in the wild, or exploited, that'll be big -- but as the article is written, one person stumbled across this problem, reported it, and Intuit fixed it.

  22. Over-prescribed on New Superbug Weapon to Replace Failing Antibiotics · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe if we didn't prescribe an antibiotic for everything that can ever go wrong with a person, there wouldn't be so many resistant strains.

    Sniffles? Take an antibiotic.

  23. Re:They're kidding, right? on Mario and Sonic Make History in New Olympic Game · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, you could always put out a competing press release, and see if all the news outlets pick it up and run with it.

  24. Woohoo! on Vonage Loses VoIP Case With Verizon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Another win for the little guy! It's always nice when the system works.

  25. Wii Portal? on Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal' · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I really feel like there's an opportunity here to make a joke about Wiis, and portals, and... eh, I don't know. I think it's finally happened. I think I'm out of jokes about the Wii.