Star Wars Episode III Spoiler Photos

XSSIV writes "Amazing new spoiler filled imagery from next year's Star Wars: Episode III can be found at the MovieWeb Star Wars III Detail Page. Here is the Gallery for Star Wars III Images" There are a couple of cool shots that cross into spoiler territory (although only if you don't know the Chewbacca is Luke's true biological mother).

Comments

Chewbacca?????

[TheLinuxSRC]

although only if you don't know the Chewbacca is Luke's true biological mother

Chebacca and Darth Vader... Nasty.

Re:Chewbacca?????

[good(k)night]

..and that's why they both speak funny?

Re:Chewbacca?????

[Kjuib]

But I thought Chewbacca and Han had a Love Child... Anyone ever hear of Alf - I think he had his own TV show once...

Re:Chewbacca?????

[Anonymous Coward]

Yeah, but it makes sense when you look at Luke.

I mean, with a face like that, his two main contributors HAVE to be some walking carpet and a guy so hideous he has to wear a mask all the time.

Re:Chewbacca?????

[liloconf]

Han's son?? I guess that would explain Alf's love for pussy....

Re:Chewbacca?????

[scubacuda]

One of these dirty SW quotes is in order.

(I'm just too lazy to pick one)

Great

[Anonymous Coward]

DAMNIT, First someone ruined Passion of The Christ for me, now this!

Re:Great

[Anonymous Coward]

DAMNIT, First someone ruined Passion of The Christ for me, now this!

Ehh, it's ok, the book is better anyway.

Re:Great

[xanadu-xtroot.com]

And HERE's how to learn some fuckin' HTML.

Re:Great

[El]

Ehh, it's ok, the book is better anyway. What, it's been turned into a book so soon after the movie release?!? What's the book called?

Star Wars or Hellraiser

[beacher]

Just saw Pinhead... Nah that's obviously Annakin after being burned and in the need for his respirator.... -B

Re:Star Wars or Hellraiser

[Yorrike]

Wait, wait, how do you know Anakin needs a respirator? He's not going to turn into Darth Vader is he? But that would mean that Vader was Luke's... oh thank-you very much mr spoil the entire trilogy!

Excuse me while I sulk in front of my Happy Days tapes which I've never got around to watching. At least Fonzie will always be cool.

Re:Star Wars or Hellraiser

[mcpkaaos]

It could be acne.

and if you dont like the photos

[stonebeat.org]

try again after having some Lucas Skywalker Ranch Wines. That should help a lot.

Re:and if you dont like the photos

[Anonymous Coward]

My favorite Ranch Whine was "But I was gonna go into town and buy some poooowweerr conveeerrrters!"

Re:spoiler material?

[lwells-au]

Neither did I. In fact, I didn't see anything.... wait a minute!

Re:Ewan McGreagor?

[Anonymous Coward]

Well, Obi-won got in that car accident quite some time ago, so I guess they had to fix that plot hole.

Re:star wars

[Gyan]

I mean, possibly any sci-fi book is at least 34 times better than STAR WARS.

34? Damn, I had my money on 19.5

Comic Book Guy

[Luigi30]

*going through a box of very rare film things*
Star Wars alternate ending, Luke's father is CHEWBACCA!? OOH! I'll give you $5 for it.

You are not a Jedi yet.

[ATAMAH]

movieweb.com sysadmin (waves hand): you will not slashdot my webservers.

Re:You are not a Jedi yet.

[artemis67]

As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational ball of Perl and MySQL!

Bastard

[Anonymous Coward]

I have no interest in these pictures, but I went there anyway to make sure the slashdotting was complete.

SPOILER

[Anonymous Coward]

i think we just spoiled their server, unless its a site about "connection timed out"

Land shark gun?

[Anonymous Coward]

Is it just me or does that bottom image mean the land shark gun will be making an appearance?

Re:here's a mirror

[Zonekeeper]

In CASE the page is slashdotted?? Star Wars, Slashdot, burning webserver...does more need to be said??? You must be new here...

Spoiler alert

[Anonymous Coward]

He dies, then returns as Jesus the White.

Mother?

[ScarletEmerald]

although only if you don't know the Chewbacca is Luke's true biological mother

No. Luke, I am your mother.
No, that's not true. That's impossible! NO!!!!!
Search your feelings, Luke. You know it's true.

Re:Mother?

[otis wildflower]

Kind of you to translate, your mastery of wookiee is impressive ;)

starwars kid

[potpie]

The real question is: will Gyslain make an appearance? C'est possible, non?

Re:star wars

[Anonymous Coward]

The odds of this star wars movie being good are
3,720:1.... "oh my!"

Re:here's a mirror

[Pidder]

I think I've been /.ed :D

Movie tie-ins

[MisanthropicProggram]

You would have found out when the movie comes out and you see all those movie tie-in fast food meals:
Now, for a short time only! The Darth Vader, Luke's Father, crispy chicken meal!

Re:here's a mirror

[Pidder]

note to self: do not post half a meg of pictures on slashdot.

34?

[WIAKywbfatw]

I think the number you're looking for is 42.

This doesn't make any sense

[utahjazz]

although only if you don't know the Chewbacca is Luke's true biological mother

None of this makes any sense.

Re:This doesn't make any sense

[unknown_host]

Here's some popular Open Source code you can use to test who's the "true biological mother"..

/* HUMAN_DNA.H
*
* Human Genome
* Version 2.1
*
* (C) The Omnipotent Creator
*/

/* Revision history:
*
* 0000-00-01 00:00 1.0 Adam.
* 0000-00-02 10:00 1.1 Eve.
* 0000-00-03 02:11 1.2 Added penis code to male version. A bit messy --
* will require a rewrite later on to make it neater.
* 0017-03-12 03:14 1.3 Added extra sex drive to male.h; took code from
* elephant-dna.c
* 0145-10-03 16:33 1.4 Removed tail.
* 1115-00-31 17:20 1.5 Shortened forearms, expanded brain case.
* 2091-08-20 13:56 1.6 Opposable thumbs added to hand() routine.
* 2501-04-09 14:04 1.7 Minor cosmetic improvements -- skin colour made
* darker to match my own image.
* 2909-07-12 02:21 1.8 Dentition inadequate; added extra 'wisdom' teeth.
* Must remember to make mouth bigger to compensate.
* 4501-12-31 14:18 1.9 Increase average height.
* 5533-02-12 17:09 2.0 Added gay option, triggered by high population
* density, to try and slow the overpopulation problem
* 6004-11-04 16:11 2.1 Made forefinger narrower to fit hole in centre of
* CD.
*/

/* Standard definitions
*/

#define SEX male
#define HEIGHT 1.84
#define MASS 68
#define RACE caucasian

/* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.
*
* Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper
* inheritance features.
*/

#include "mother.h"
#include "father.h"

#ifndef FATHER
#warn("Father unknown -- guessing\n")
#include "bastard.h"
#endif

/* Set up sex-specific functions and variables
*/
#include

/* Kludged code -- I'll re-design this lot and re-write it as a proper
* library sometime soon.
*/
struct genitals
{
#ifdef MALE
Penis *jt;
#endif
/* G_spot *g; Removed for debugging purposes */
#ifdef FEMALE
Vagina *p;
#endif
}

/* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication.
* Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers
*/
DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *);

/* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE
*
* Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the organism
* to display at birth.
*
* Will be improved later to make output less ugly.
*/
Characteristic *lookup_phenotype(Identifier *i);

:-0

[Digitus1337]

If this kind of a link isn't taken down by slashdotters....

Titanic

[bsDaemon]

I bet your were surprised when the boat hit the iceburg, too

Re:spoiler material?

[dickiedoodles]

I saw nothing that came anywhere near spoiler material, nice imagery though.

These aren't the spoilers you're looking for

You can go about you business

Move along

Re:How can a prequel have spoilers

[lokedhs]

How can (x || !x) be false?

Oh, and if you don't get the tounge-in-cheek part of the above, don't spend the mod points.

Re:spoiler material?

[Anonymous Coward]

I saw nothing

That is the spoiler.

It would have been nice...

[Zakabog]

...if the admin put up a nice message that said "These are not the images you are looking for." Much better than a connection refused.

Re:Direct Links

[kantai]

Awesome! Now that Mozilla has tabbed browsing, I can open all twelve pictures at once...

And this is better for his server, right?

Re:I'm surprised

[lxs]

There is an episode 7? why was I not told about this? I bet it's called "The Ewoks Take Manhattan"

sing along everybody: "Someday we'll find out, the Jedi connection, Chewbacca, Han Solo and meeeeeee!!!!"

Re:Face it, Star Wars Three IS a spoiler.

[Neop2Lemus]

No the Wachowskimacallit Brothers stole it.

And they didn't know how to use it either.

Re:Face it, Star Wars Three IS a spoiler.

[utahjazz]

Some people get edgier and better with age - Lucas, unfortunately, pretty much lost it

Err..lets not forget that Lucas wrote the Star Wars Holiday Special back in 1978. Try watching that before you watch eps I and II, they seem so you'll be sayin "My god Lucas has gotten so much better".

Re:Spoilers?

[Brummund]

A pity I couldn't find the sketch for the scene where they decapitate Jar Jar.

You want spoilers? Here's a spoiler

[MinorHeadWound]

You will die alone. :)

Re:Direct Links

[shadowbearer]

It's been completely blown away. Our URL is correct but....no movieweb

Guess slashdot has the firepower of more than a thousand starships :)

SB

Re:How can a prequel have spoilers

[mabinogi]

when x is null, and you're dealing with oracle.

Re:Face it, Star Wars Three IS a spoiler.

[Anonymous Coward]

face it, George Lucas himself is the spoiler :P

Re:Ewan McGreagor?

[Stavr0]

Ohhh. I thought a 'Passion of Christ' shot got in there accidentally...

Spoilers?

[xihr]

How can it be spoilers? It's a freaking prequel!