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The Disposable Computer

sp00 writes "A disposable paperboard computer has been developed and is already in use in Sweden. Developed by Cypak AB, the paperboard computer can collect, process, and exchange several pages of encrypted data, the company says." Pretty impressive, given that they say it has a mere 32K of memory.

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  1. 32K?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeez, no one would ever want to buy that underpowered machine! Give me 640k, and we will talk. ;-)

    1. Re:32K?! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
      Jeez, no one would ever want to buy that underpowered machine! Give me 640k, and we will talk. ;-)

      Oy! Yer spoilt! I used to program in 32K and I liked it!

      Why, some of the finest programming and games I've ever seen fit in 32K. It's all slop nowdays. Widgets, buttons and things thag go Bing! and need 256 MB to do it in.

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    2. Re:32K?! by Mipsalawishus · · Score: 5, Funny

      But does it run Linux???

    3. Re:32K?! by MoreBeer · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's called a Fire Hazard.

    4. Re:32K?! by flappinbooger · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ok, im imagining it ... Looks sorta like a library?

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  2. Obligatory BillG Reference by oldosadmin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who needs more than 32k of memory anyway?

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  3. If it crashes... by Tebriel · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I get Windows running on this thing (with 32k!) and I get a BSOD, do I just throw it away and get a new one instead of a reboot? Or even better, could I mail it to MS and ask for a new one?

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    1. Re:If it crashes... by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft is saving time... their paper computers will be made out of blue construction paper.

  4. Nothing new... by CrashPoint · · Score: 5, Funny

    A computer you use for a few days and then throw away? Hell, Dell's like twenty years ahead in that market.

  5. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..a computer I can actually wipe my ass with when I get pissed at it.

    1. Re:Finally... by cujo_1111 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cleaning the screen will be a real bitch then...

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  6. Re: Disposable Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine....a Beowulf cluster of these!
    *sigh*

  7. Excellent! by nmoog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can use my disposable cell phone to dial up and post my photos from my disposable digital camera and ask disney why I cant find anymore disposable dvds.

    Oops. Better get back to work. Else no disposable income.

  8. New excuse for not doing homework by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "My dog ate my computer sir"

  9. Beowulf book by NoDoZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    wouldn't a beowulf cluster of these.. be a book?

  10. Good for distributed computing, I bet. by infernow · · Score: 5, Funny
    (I apologize in advance for this one)

    They're probably great at running Folding@Home.

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  11. Re:a mere 32K of memory by n3k5 · · Score: 5, Funny
    In a few more years ... Just imagine a cluster .... in a three ring binder.
    Exactly, you'll be able to double the memory capacity by punching holes in the right places.
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  12. Flushable by wrmrxxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Very handy for when the SCO cops show up. Quick, everybody, flush the computers down the toilet!