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An Anti-DoS Tool That Returns Fire

An anonymous reader submits "Security company Symbiot is about to launch a product that can help companies fight back during a DDoS or hacker attack by launching their own counter offensive. A ZDNet UK story quotes security "experts" questioning the legality of such a product and asking how it will will avoid being fooled by hijacked PCs and spoofed IP addresses..."

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  1. I want an anti-spam tool to return fire by mkmoose · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where is the tactical nuke for spam? I want a tool that goes on the offensive against spammers.

    1. Re:I want an anti-spam tool to return fire by cooley · · Score: 5, Funny

      You could spend time developing a MOAIB (Mother Of All InBoxes?)

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  2. Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    heh, don't link to the company's website, slashdot editors - the /. horde will make with the clicking and they might return fire to your readers. ;)

    (oblig. - "Of course, that would require them to be reading the articles")

  3. The #! anti-DOS tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    entering the word EXIT (followed by pressing the Enter key) is a surefire way to kill those ding-dang DOS session windows.

  4. Re:Great, just what we need... by mkmoose · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yes but you can be a captain in the information warfare MCSE in 21 days for just $99.99 with appropriate study materials sold at a low low price.

    Don't forget to salute.

  5. In other news by Eagle5596 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot has been knocked off the web for good, seemingly due to the fact that several of the daily stories it linked too were running the new "counter-attack" DoS protection.

  6. Re:Friendly fire. by Wraithlyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then of course there's version 2, which preemptively attacks any remote hosts that could conceivably pose a threat. Inspired by official US Foreign Policy. Ba-dum-ching. ;)

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  7. Cookies by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    You may be taking out grandma's computer in Birmingham that has got a 100-year-old cookie recipe that has not been backed up.

    Okay, now they're crossing the line. You mess with Granny's Lucious Cookies, and you're in for it. This means war!

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  8. One good turn deserves another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    And then, of course, there's the French version.

    It preemptively surrenders even before it's attacked.

    1. Re:One good turn deserves another by tonyr60 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or the Palestine/Israel version that goes into an infinite loop.

    2. Re:One good turn deserves another by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Swiss version: Remains neutral, and offers convenient banking services to all the warring parties.

    3. Re:One good turn deserves another by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, yeah, and the Italian version, which switches sides in the middle of the attack.

      The Andorran version, well, the ethernet cable is really just for show, for ceremonial purposes you understand. We aren't actually hooked up to the net and the "attack' is a just a script we run once a year.

      The Laotian version, "Pedal faster, I think we're winning!"

      The Tahitian version, well, that's just the French version really, in a box with a palm tree on it.

      That Australian version, "Phhhhhh! That's not a DDoS. THIS is a DDoS!"

      The Mexican version, "Manana."

      The Burmese version, which preemptively attacks itself.

      The desktop version for Jewish mothers, which when attacked just issues a popup saying, "No, that's ok. Don't worry about me. I'll just sit here alone in the dark. You never give me any network traffic anyway."

      Ad nearly infinitum.

      KFG

  9. Re:Friendly fire. - Old Mailbombing attacks by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Anyone remember the old days when you would mailbomb someone until their mailbox filled up so the mail server would bounce the message back

    So then you forged a message so that it looked like it came from a second victim - and when their mailbox filled up it would bounce them back to the first victim

    A fun way to take down T-1 lines back in the day when that was considered more bandwidth than any large university could ever use... Not that I have ever done anything like this

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  10. Re:ahhhh by sheetsda · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, it'll start making sense when your network starts deciding to pre-emptively destroy threats. "11.245.21.4 has weapons of mass DDoSing, observe these reports where he pinged us 3 times. Packet bomb him." In the aftermath your network will discover that the IP address actually had no DDoS zombies, but was simply a NAT, the nodes behind which needed to be "liberated" from the NATs tyranny.

  11. Re:Friendly fire. by jazman_777 · · Score: 5, Funny
    It would be even worse if it was effective. Imagine the first time some joined corps get hit by a distributed reflection DOS attack and their little vigilante group of automated systems take out CNN, AOL, Yahoo, Google, etc in the counterstrike.

    Just write it off as regrettable "collateral damage" in the "war on cyberterrorism" and reload.

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  12. Re:Friendly fire. by PacoTaco · · Score: 5, Funny
    What stops company X from making a "pact" with company Y? If company X is getting DoS'd, then company Y helps defend by launching their own counter-strike.

    You're fine until someone kills Archduke Ferdinand.

  13. Or the Polish Version by thrillbert · · Score: 5, Funny

    It shuts down the instant you bring it online. To conserve energy.

  14. Or the Iraq version by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 5, Funny

    It just pretends it has the capability to counter-attack.

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  15. Or the Soviet Version by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which launches DDoS attacks against itself, but then runs out of money and breaks up into smaller, poorer versions of itself.

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  16. This is brilliant by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    It used to be that you had to use email worms to conscript people's PCs into your private army of DDoS zombies. By packaging the trojan and calling it a security product you can avoid all that hassle.