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Yarn Spun from Nanotubes

jabberjaw writes "Nature is reporting that Professor Alan H Windle has spun nanotube yarn by twisting nanotubes onto spinning rods as they come out of the furnace from which they are made. Professor Windle's team used ethanol (carbon source) with ferrocene (catalyst) and thiopene (for thread assembly) to create the structure. To create the tubes a mix of the above chemicals is inserted into a furnace in a jet of hydrogen gas. However, do not get your hopes up yet, the press release also indicates that the yarn has a strength comparable to that of most modern textiles but the groups does state that there is room for improvement. Yes, for those of you wondering, there is mention of a space elevator."

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  1. At last! by Hayzeus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Granny can now knit me that virtually invulnerable monitor cozy I've always wanted!

    1. Re:At last! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you think Superman's cape is made from? He's only wearing that because he hates the hideous sweater he got one Christmas.

    2. Re:At last! by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 3, Funny
      How about a Beowulf cluster of these?

      Umm...wait, wrong thread. Hehe, thread. Get it? *rimshot*

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  2. Stole my idea... by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    Last Monday I caught a sweater on something at work. I remember plain as day muttering "Damn wool and its inherent weaknesses! My fashion woes would be eliminated if someone would come up with a way to feed a mixture of ethanol and catalytic ferrocene with a splash of thiopene into a hydrogen gas furnace..."
    What's David Boies' phone number?

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    1. Re:Stole my idea... by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Funny

      You realize of course that if you had such a sweater, it would cut through anything it snagged on.

      You're probably thinking that probably isn't a bad thing - the world would become a much smoother place (and safe for traditional textiles). But everytime I put on a knitted sweater, a part of me gets snagged or caught in part of the sweater.

      Personally, I don't want to get any smoother.

      myke

    2. Re:Stole my idea... by dpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

      After reading some other nanotube story, I was cooking that night and musing about nanotubes in food preparation...

      Imagine a rectangular frame with nanotubes forming a grid or just parallel lines. Drop an egg through the frame, and it falls through the bottom sliced. Drop a potato through the frame, and (uncooked) french fries fall out the bottom.

      Forget what you're doing when you handle it, and take pieces of your fingers to the hospital for reattachment.

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    3. Re:Stole my idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      But everytime I put on a knitted sweater, a part of me gets snagged or caught in part of the sweater

      I'd be more worried about trousers made of this stuff...

    4. Re:Stole my idea... by mykepredko · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm looking forward to your career as the Ron Popeil of the new Millenium!

      myke

    5. Re:Stole my idea... by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Funny

      "BAM!!! Oh shit..."

    6. Re:Stole my idea... by F34nor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good. Just watch out fopr human fingers in there! JUST KIDDING!

  3. So that's where Seven of Nine's catsuit came from. by Channard · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. the one that apparently was so tight it nearly choked Jeri Ryan on set. The Nanotubes, cap'n.. they cannae hold!

  4. Once upon a time... by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Funny

    There were these carbon molecules in a Erlinmeyer flask. They wanted to see the world in a way no other carbon molecules had before. So they held hands and created a buckeyball....

    Well, maybe not an interesting yarn for YOU, Carbon based Ugly bag of mostly-water, but the little carbonettes just EAT these stories up!

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  5. nobody is honest these days by v_1_r_u_5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you thought politicians were bad, now even NANOTUBES are spinning yarn.

  6. Re:next generation fishing line by cyber_rigger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just think of the fishing line you could have. It could cut your boat in half.

  7. Oh great.. by hookedup · · Score: 5, Funny


    So next time someone snaps my picture., my sweater will explode.

    Very amusing...

  8. Now there's a cue for a Viz / comic character.. by Channard · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Professor Windle and his Nano-Spindle' - I can see the merchandising possibilities stretch for miles..

  9. the novelty yarn possibilites are endless! by hornrimsylvia · · Score: 2, Funny

    i'm a knitter, a very low-maintenance knitter. screw wool! i want a nanotube cashmerino blend with eyelashes that glow in the dark that can be washed with all-temperature cheer and dried in the dryer. i'd make more ponchos and wrist warmers and leg warmers than you could stand! nanotube science, take me away!

  10. Re:Space Elevator and Nature by bennomatic · · Score: 3, Funny
    > that could actually help get it off the ground.

    Mod parent up "+1 Pun Intended"!

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  11. Yam Spawn from Nanotubes? by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 3, Funny
    Yes, it is early in the morning, but that's how I first parsed it.

    Mmmmm... yams.

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  12. Grandmothers delight by onyxruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    Grandmothers delight as they learn that they can now make a sweater that is immune to all those mysterious things that keep plaguing all the other sweaters previously given to their grandchildren.

  13. As usual, porn will lead the way. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    So next time someone snaps my picture., my sweater will explode.

    Once again, a new technology's most obvious application is in pornography.

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  14. Ethanol by nick.cash · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windle's team used ethanol (carbon source) with ferrocene (catalyst) and thiopene (for thread assembly)

    Whenever I start my experiments with ethanol, they end in the hospital...

  15. Re:Schrodinger by drox · · Score: 2, Funny

    An interesting point is that you can see that this should be possible by using Schrodinger's equation directly which isn't usually possible. Thus you could simulate it too.

    You mean when his cat plays with the nanoyarn?

  16. I just love this quote from the article. by Sindri · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It's cheap and the ethanol feedstock can be made from renewable resources."
    -- Alan Windle University of Cambridge

  17. Re:So that's where Seven of Nine's catsuit came fr by Orne · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Nanotubes, cap'n.. they cannae hold!

    And have her busting out of her clothing? You say that like it's a bad thing.